At the table, Zhen Lang and the stationmaster wiped cold sweat while eating barbecue. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

When Mo Xiang and Ye Yingying came over, the five girls entered a state of full preparation. Zhen Lang and the stationmaster couldn't squeeze in, so the two of them glanced at the periphery, and when they looked at the chat history, they were in a cold sweat.

They finally witnessed with their own eyes how sharp the beauty trick was.

Later, the two animals got goosebumps, and they couldn't stand it anymore, so they simply ran to the dining room to eat the leftover barbecue.

"After reading that chat log, I feel that that person and Sasha have a good and bewitching love." The stationmaster sighed.

"yes, I was almost touched by this story." Zhen Lang was also very touched.

"I was almost moved to tears, if I hadn't seen the truth, if I had just shown me this record, I would have burst into tears." The stationmaster felt even deeper, and said with palpitations: "Fortunately, these dialogues were come up by a few of them, Sasha usually doesn't talk like this, I know her." ”

"I just sent a WeChat message to find the second fat and the third child to come out, the dormitory door is closed, and they can't get out." Zhen Lang said and asked, "By the way, what's going on with the cannon and the field chicken, they don't reply to the news, they didn't go to bed so early." ”

"The two of them didn't have a good day today, and the third Li next door came back." The stationmaster said, a little angry: "Hasn't Li Laosan moved out for more than a year, his former bunk was empty, and then Tian Ji moved over." This Li Laosan is also really, how to say that he is also a roommate, isn't it okay to talk well and let Tian Ji change his position, as soon as he returned to the dormitory, he threw all the pillow and bedding of Tian Ji on the ground...... The cannon was not angry, and pressed Li Laosan to the ground and slashed it. ”

"And this?" Zhen Lang felt that he was becoming more and more detached from the masses: "What happened later? ”

Stationmaster: "Later, Li Laosan made a small report, and the counselor came to the dormitory to educate the cannon and the field chicken in ideology and morality. But Li Laosan refused to give up, and had to ask the school to give the cannon a punishment. ”

Zhen Lang: "Day, how can this person treat his roommate as a mortal enemy in the same city." ”

Stationmaster: "Who said it wasn't, the president said that the event would be canceled at night, and the cannon would take the field chicken out for the night, out of sight and out of mind." I listened to the cannon's meaning, he and Tian Ji were going to find a week to rent outside, anyway, they would have a summer vacation in two weeks. I changed to a new campus next semester and went to a mixed dormitory, and I couldn't be a roommate. ”

"Cannon is finally going to rent?" Zhen Lang smiled, the cannon in his impression was not that he was unable to rent a house, but that he was too capable.

When Cannon was a freshman, he rented a room outside for a month during that "hey, shorter than mine" period when he was so tsundere that he had no friends. During that time, there was always a girl who knocked on his door in the dead of night, and appreciated his specialty in the blurred night.

Zhen Lang and the stationmaster chatted with each other, but the five girls in the living room were very busy.

These five girls each have a territory in the division, and just one of them is enough for many men to drink a pot. Five together, the legendary domineering president can't stand it.

In the living room, Shui Mi'er sat in the middle typing with a laptop, Mo Xiang and Ye Yingying pointed to her left, and Su Jie and Yu Shasha gave advice on her right...... The five girls brainstormed and performed the group version of the beauty trick, which has already fooled Ren Qiyue lame.

"This ......" Looking at the message sent by Shui Mi'er, Yu Shasha said weakly: "I don't usually talk like this. ”

Su Jie interrupted: "Is this usual, tonight is a special period!" ”

Yu Shasha was still a little hesitant: "It's not good to lie to him like this, right?" ”

Su Jie was furious: "You are stupid, you forgot how many people's red envelopes he deceived, how many people's feelings he deceived, and how many people's feelings he deceived, and he deceived Xiaoxue!" ”

Mo Xiang also said angrily: "To deal with this kind of scum, it is to treat others in the way of others!" ”

Ye Yingying followed: "Sasha, what do you think, you still sympathize with this fraudster?" You have to figure out, this bastard is a fraudster, how many people he has deceived, how many people he has hurt, how many people has he woe? ”

Yu Shasha said shamefully: "I don't sympathize with him, I just think it's not morals to deceive his feelings in this way." ”

Shui Mi'er stopped typing and turned her head to look at Yu Shasha: "If you think this liar is very innocent, then please open your mobile phone and go online to see how so many people scold my husband, should my husband be scolded for that scumbag?" ”

Yu Shasha was silent, he had already understood how ugly Zhen Lang scolded on the Internet.

Shui Mi'er said again: "This liar, it is very likely that he will escape overnight tonight, and it will be difficult to catch him again." Even if the police catch him a few years later, what about us, should we bear this infamy? I don't care, I'm going to graduate right away. But my husband has to study in school for two more years, in case things get into trouble at school, how will you let him live in the future? ”

Yu Shasha was persuaded: "Okay, you guys are free to play." ”

Mo Xiang suddenly looked at Shui Mi'er and quipped: "Yo, I've called my husband, when will I eat candy?" ”

Shui Mi'er's face flushed, and she said inwardly: "Go and do business." ”

At this time, Ren July sent a message: "Sasha, I'm sorry. I'm leaving, going far away. ”

"Kao, this bastard is still pretending to be melancholy with us." Su Jie scolded.

"That's right, this kind of routine, now the bear children in high school don't bother to use it." Mo Xiang followed and complained.

"This thing is a war 5 scum, what kind of high-IQ criminal, isn't it?" Ye Yingying looked disdainful.

Honey typed: "Why are you leaving?" ”

Ren Qiyue: "What happened today is too chilling, the world is too disappointing for me, I want to leave this sad city." ”

"What should I do, tell him not to go?" Yu Shasha became nervous.

"Cut, this kind of scumbag, do we still have to beg him?" Moxiang erupts into the nature of the Queen of Poisonous Tongues.

"That's right, don't get used to this kind of scumbag, change your thinking." Su Jie said.

"You go, never come back!" Shui Mi'er typed out this line and asked, "Is this okay?" ”

"I'll see it." Mo Xiang said.

"It's okay, send it out." Su Jie reviewed it and agreed.

Soon Ren sent a message: "Do you miss me? ”

"Wait, there's a story here, we need to think about it." Su Jie was keenly aware of the other party's mood swings.

"The opportunity is here, water goblin, hold back a big move, and knock him out with one move!" Mo Xiang was emotional.

"Well, shoot him against the wall like a magic shock and stun him!" Ye Yingying is also energetic.

"No, after today, I'm going to forget about you." Shui Mi'er really gathered her anger and brewed, and released a big move: "I'm so stupid, walking all over the street, and seeing a lonely boy, I can't help but think, could that person be you?" If you are in front of me, I will give you my first time, and after dawn we will go our separate ways, and I know that I can't keep you, and I won't think about you again. ”

"Mi'er, how bad are you......" Seeing this text, Yu Shasha blushed.

"I think it's okay, it's up to the standard of the big move, and it's worthy of being a girl trained by Lao Wei." Su Jie coaxed.

"It's not just okay, water goblin, I'll give 99 points for your big move, and 1 point less, because I'm afraid you'll be proud." Ye Yingying said.

"Water goblin, you really have a black belly and a very deep routine, no wonder Zhen Lang was trained by you to be obedient. It seems that you already know his strengths and weaknesses, and he has also learned your depth and ......" Mo Xiang showed an evil expression, indescribably charming and charming.

"Dog belt, what nonsense?" Shui Mi'er also blushed a little and changed the subject: "Then I sent it?" ”

"Send it."

"I see this big move, and send it decisively."

The message was sent, and Ren July was silent.

"What is the situation, he saw through it?" Su Jie is a little worried, if she misses this opportunity tonight, I'm afraid it will be difficult to catch the real murderer again.

"No way, I think that thing has been tricked." Ye Yingying said.

"Well, that scum is absolutely messy and overwhelmed." Mo Xiang estimated.

After a while, Ren Qiyue spoke: "You want to see me? ”

Several girls negotiated for a while, and Shui Mi'er typed: "I don't want to, when I see you, I will either not be able to control my anger and bite you to death." Either you can't control your emotions and give yourself to you...... In either case, I don't want to. ”

Ren Qiyue was messy again, and pretended to be forced: "Sasha, I am willing to be bitten to death by you." ”

"Almost, let's make an appointment to meet." Su Jie clapped her hands.

"Where is the appointment, so many of us go to see him, it's not very convenient, it's easy to be exposed." Yu Shasha frowned.

"Why do you want us to see him?" The goblin was furious: "I ran to see this scum in the middle of the night, as for it?" ”

"It makes sense, this kind of scumbag, my aunt and grandmother don't serve!" Ye Yingying strongly agreed.

"Then ask him to come downstairs to us?" Mo Xiang said, a little hesitant: "But there is surveillance at the door of our apartment, and there is also monitoring in the elevator room, he doesn't dare to come, right?" ”

"Look at me." Shui Mi'er typed very calmly: "The door of our dormitory is closed, and we can't go back (with a tearful chat emoji)...... I need to find a place to rest, I'm so tired that I won't tell you. ”

The other party quickly replied: "Where are you going?" ”

Shui Mi'er typed: "There is a girlfriend who rents a house outside, I have her key, and she and her boyfriend have traveled to Sanya." ”

The other party seemed excited: "You alone? ”

Seeing this, Shui Mi'er put the computer on the coffee table and stood up calmly.

"What's the situation, reply quickly!" Su Jie was anxious.

"What's the hurry, take a break." Honey Very calm.

"yes, hang that scumbag's appetite first." Mo Xiang immediately understood.

"I think that scumbag is already burning his body." Ye Yingying unfolded the prophecy.

Shui Mi'er went to her bedroom, took a photo, and then said, "Sasha, you come with me, I need your cooperation." ”

Yu Shasha didn't know why, so she followed Shui Mi'er to the kitchen.

Shui Mi'er handed her a green cucumber: "Sasha, you take the cucumber and take a picture yourself." ”

(To be continued.) )