Chapter 61: A Misunderstanding Across the Door
As soon as the eyes were closed and opened, the day passed.
Ye Luolai slept in bed all morning, and when he opened his eyes, the roommates in the dormitory were ready to go to lunch.
The sixth child is Ye Luo's lower bunk, and when he saw that Ye Luo had just woken up, he smiled, "Wow...... Old Five, you're finally awake! The sixth child's voice was joking with a little irony, "We thought you were going to sleep until the afternoon!" Hahaha......"
"Get out of ......" Ye Luo squinted his eyes fiercely, lying on the bed like a wooden man with a broken frame, facing the ceiling and said: "I played a game yesterday afternoon, damn it...... I'm so tired, I haven't gotten back to sleep until now! ”
With a sour mouth, Ye Luo didn't want to talk more, so he covered his face with a pillow towel and said, "Liu'er, come back and help me bring a meal, thank you." ”
"Hehe, okay, I'll help you bring it, you can sleep for a while!" After saying that, the sixth child went out with his roommates in the dormitory.
The roommates finally left, and the dormitory was quiet, and Ye Luo was blindfolded and planned to sleep for a while, but before he could turn over, the corridors and corridors outside were clanging and crackling.
This time is the time to eat, not only the people in Yeluo's dormitory have to eat, but also the people in other dormitories, so it is inevitable that they will make a fuss outside.
"Day...... It's really annoying......" muttered through gritted teeth, but Ye Luo had no choice but to let the students outside come over at the door and run over, and their mouths kept chattering.
At this moment, the door of Ye Luo's dormitory was suddenly pushed open, but because it was too noisy outside, Ye Luo didn't realize that someone had broken into his dormitory, and he was waiting for the time to sleep on the bed with his head down.
tiptoed under Ye Luo's bed, seeing that Ye Luo didn't notice it, the person who came smiled secretly, took a deep breath, and then opened his arms like a demon, and slowly approached Ye Luo, until his hands could pat Ye Luo's body......
"Bang!"
"Hey! ****! ”
"I'm cao! Who is it! ”
The person who came slapped a series of palms at Ye Luo's buttocks, and at the same time his mouth was babbling, and he scared the hazy Ye Luo half to death, no wonder Ye Luo's mouth was dirty: "Wang Xinghua, I'm grass Nima!" You're going to scare me to death! ”
No wonder someone dared to move his hands and feet with Ye Luo, who was angry when he got up, it turned out to be Wang Xinghua!
When people are frightened, the expressions on their faces are often the richest, the most abstract, and the most funny, Wang Xinghua happened to witness the change of Ye Luo's expression at the moment when he was frightened, and he couldn't stop laughing on the spot.
"Aha...... Hahahaha......"
Ye Luo, who was sitting at the head of the bed, got angry when he saw Wang Xinghua's hearty laughter, and lifted the pillow with his hand and smashed it towards Wang Xinghua under the bed, "Don't laugh!" After a while, TM will laugh to death! ”
But in the face of Ye Luo's offensive, Wang Xinghua just twisted his ass and avoided the pillow, and this did not affect his reckless laughter, but because of Ye Luo's struggle, he laughed even more crazy.
Since the soft ones can't work, let's come with the hard ones!
Ye Luo jumped off the bed regardless of the fact that he was only wearing a pair of pants now, and he was so vigorous and resolute, just like teleportation, without warning, he rushed towards Wang Xinghua when he landed.
"****'s ...... Come here! Don't hide, since you love to laugh, I'll make you smile a little brighter! Ye Luo rushed over without even wearing slippers, which really scared Wang Xinghua.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Wang Xinghua quickly relented, hid on a bed at the door and begged for mercy: "Brother...... Elder brother! Hey, don't get excited, I know it's wrong, can't I? Ha ha...... I don't laugh anymore, I don't laugh anymore! ”
It's a pity that it was too late, although Ye Luo didn't wear slippers on his feet, he held a slipper tightly in his hand, pressed Wang Xinghua on the bed with one hand, and slashed at Wang Xinghua's thigh with the slipper with the other!
Then, a series of laughter and moans intertwined with begs for mercy echoed through the empty dormitory, even outloud in the corridors and corridors outside.
"Ahh Ah......h
"Uh...... Tap, tap! It hurts to death! ”
The voice in the dormitory gradually turned into a scream, and everyone else who was passing by outside the door stopped, and they couldn't tell whose voice it was, but they felt that the content of the shouting was a little vague and strange, and they couldn't help but think about it.
"Bang bang! Bang bang bang ......"
"Don't move! Lie down obediently and don't move! ”
……
Nima...... What is this movement? What are they doing in their dorms? Outside the door, unconsciously for a group of people, while eavesdropping on the communication inside the door, while revealing a difference in his face.
"What's going on? Didn't you hear the pop pop? ”
"Hahaha...... No way! There's Gay in this dormitory! ”
"Hey! This is a university, and what is impossible for a college student? ”
……
There is only one door apart, but the people inside and outside the door seem to live in two worlds.
Ye Luo and Wang Xinghua were in full swing on the bed, and they couldn't get along, but the students outside were in groups of three or five, making up for the dirty scenes they thought of, and each other's faces were filled with obscene smiles that they understood.
This group of people who were clamoring to eat together just now seemed to have forgotten their business after hearing Ye Luo and Wang Xinghua's voices, which shows that compared with desire and curiosity, hunger is still an easy thing to endure.
However, just when everyone thought that the sound they heard matched the image they had conjured up, a large hand suddenly fell from the sky, passed over a group of people, and fell straight onto the doorknob of the dormitory.
"Boom!"
The big hand unceremoniously pushed open the door of Ye Luo's dormitory, and immediately startled the people in and outside the door, whether it was Ye Luo and Wang Xinghua in the door, or the students waiting outside the door to see the joke, their eyes widened and they didn't know what to do.
Especially Ye Luo and Wang Xinghua.
The moment the door was pushed open, Wang Xinghua was still lying on the bed crying and struggling, while Ye Luo was directly bare-chested, riding on Wang Xinghua's body with only a pair of pants, waving slippers and beating Wang Xinghua's body.
But all this "beauty" is given at the moment when the big hand pushes open the door......
Ye Luo rode on Wang Xinghua's body, turned his back to the door, and looked back to see that the water outside the door had been blocked by the surprised and **** faces, and he suddenly fell into an embarrassing and embarrassing situation.
In contrast, Wang Xinghua, who was pressed under Ye Luo's body, was embarrassed and embarrassed, and as soon as he looked at the expressions of those people outside, he knew that this was already a cosmic-level regretless!
Immediately, Wang Xinghua couldn't laugh anymore, pushed Ye Luo away, and then sat up from the bed with a red face...... It's shameless!
"Eh, these two...... These two aren't on our basketball team! ”
"Yes! It's been a long time, I used to just listen to legend, and I've never seen it before! I didn't expect to finally see it alive today! Ha ha...... It's still the live version! ”
A blind guy suddenly teased when almost the entire corridor and corridor were quiet, but before his words fell, a big hand immediately flew above his head, the force was not light or heavy, but the speed was a little fast.
"Smack!"
The big hand slapped the blind guy's neck in public, and then pinched his five fingers, and reminded him by the neck: "Boy, be careful when you speak, if you want to be in the limelight, I can fulfill you in public now." ”
Everyone followed the big hand and looked in the same direction, only to see that this person was thin and tall, standing in the crowd like a telephone pole rising from the ground, "Hurry up and go to eat!" After a while, there were more people in the restaurant. ”
When he was pinched by the tall and thin man's neck, the eyeless guy couldn't see it, and after the tall and thin man let go of his hand, he naturally clamped his tail and quickly ran away.