Chapter 1 Enter the King of Kung Fu
In the summer dusk, Chinatown is like a beautiful young woman with a swaying step, with a wisp of night breeze, bringing the world to the colorful night.
"Lord, this is ......" Zhao Yun and the others looked at the unfamiliar scenery around them suspiciously, according to Zhuo Ao's instructions, this time, they all changed into awkward dresses, and at this moment, looking at the occasional pedestrians walking by on the street, they only felt that they had become out of place with this world.
"It's a long story, so I won't explain it." Zhuo Ao smiled, turned his head to look at the concubine who had a quiet face and would not have the slightest ripple because of the change in the environment, and couldn't help but secretly praise in his heart, this state of mind is incomparable to ordinary people.
Luyan pawnshop, in fact, is not the kind of pure pawnshop, it will also resell some discs and other groceries, in this Chinatown has some fame, because the old man of this pawnshop is a very old-fashioned old man, only accept cash, credit cards or something can not be consumed here, but to find this small shop, it really took some time, when Zhuo Ao brought everyone to the pawnshop, it was already half of the night, many shops have closed, A young man with a cowardly expression knocked on the door of Luyan's pawnshop under the push of several other fierce teenagers.
"Lu Yan...... Lu Yan, hehe, it seems that the so-called elixir of life is not really able to make people immortal. Looking at the plaque on the door, Zhuo Ao shook his head, turned his head and said to everyone: "Wait for me here, I'll go get something." ”
Although he was not a fan of Jackie Chan in his previous life, he basically watched Jackie Chan's films, but among Jackie Chan's many works, it is a failure. I'm afraid there is only this one, which seriously ruined childhood. A classic story that has been circulated for hundreds of years, but as a result, a foreigner director changed his face beyond recognition. Nondescript.
A cowardly foreigner who has studied kung fu for less than a year can beat the fart of the heavenly soldiers and generals, even if it is not good, it is also a heavenly soldier and a heavenly general, a fairy, big brother, are you alluding to the foreigner's qualifications against the sky?
The witch lives in Yaochi, are you sure it's Heavenly Court? Immortals can be killed by jade weapons, so can you tell the essential difference between vampires, zombies and immortals?
The imperial examination is for immortality, and one is Confucianism. One is Taoism, is it really okay for the two doctrines to be rubbed together so bluntly? Where did the Yujiang God of War learn his petrification ability? Military Governor? Are you sure that there was such an official position in ancient China? Director, come here, I promise not to kill you.
Regarding the original plot, Zhuo Ao didn't want to say anything more, but now, since he came to this world, there is no need for many of the original things that destroyed the three views to appear again.
Thinking about the messy scenes in the original work, Zhuo Ao walked straight into the pawnshop and saw a group of delinquent teenagers preparing to commit a robbery. Because this is the only place in Chinatown that only accepts cash, and the owner has little ability to resist.
"Hey, who are you? It's closed. A delinquent teenager saw Zhuo Ao come in and walked over with a fierce face. Ready to push Zhuo Ao.
"Get out!" Zhuo Ao waved his hand and threw the boy out, went straight to the store, and carried the young man who was pinching the old man away like a chicken. In pure English, he said: "The human rights of your country are taught to deal with the elderly in this way?" ”
"Fuck off. Yellow-skinned monkey. As if humiliated, the boy pulled out a pistol. Point to Zhuo Ao.
"Drag it out, kill it, don't dirty the shop." Zhuo Ao's eyes looked at the old man, and he said without looking back.
"Yes." Shichiro came in directly, reached out and snatched the pistol in the young man's hand, pinched it into a pile of scrap iron, and dragged it out of the door in the sound of the young man's struggle and roar, his hand raised the knife and fell, the blood stained the ground red, and the young man's head rolled down directly.
"Poof~" Jason and a few other bad teenagers didn't expect these people to really dare to kill people anyway, and they didn't hesitate, they were just some bad teenagers in the school, and it was okay to bully and bully cowardly students like Jason at ordinary times, but when it came to really facing these murderous characters without blinking, the arrogance on weekdays had long been replaced by horror.
"Although he is not a good man, he is not guilty of death." The old man looked at the blood splashed outside, and did not show a look of panic and surprise, but just sighed and shook his head.
"It's because I think this way that I'm bullied." Zhuo Ao shook his head: "I'm not here to talk to you about these big truths, the golden hoop stick, I'm going to take it away." ”
Lao Huo raised his head, looked at Zhuo Ao seriously, and finally shook his head and said, "No, you are not destined for me, you don't belong to this world, you can leave." ”
"There are some things that you can't decide, you're old." Looking at Lao Huo or Lu Yan, Zhuo Ao shook his head, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, the golden hoop stick placed on the shelf seemed to be pulled by an inexplicable force, and fell into Zhuo Ao's hand at a distance of three meters.
"It's ...... Kung fu! Jason cried out in surprise as he watched the magical scene.
"Qigong? You're not a Skywalker, you're a person from the Jade Frontier God of War! The stick can't be given to you! Lao Huo or Lu Yan was taken aback when he saw this, and reached out to grab the stick.
"Unreasonable!" Dodging and letting go of the other party's hand, Zhuo Ao frowned and looked at Lu Yan, shook his head and said: "Chinese things, but I came to a foreign country to find someone who is destined, I don't know what you think, so I said goodbye." ”
"You can't go, leave the stick!" Lao Huo struggled to stop Zhuo Ao, but where could he keep up with Zhuo Ao's speed, and in an instant, there was no Zhuo Ao.
"Lao Huo, what he used just now was not kung fu? Do you know him? Can I ask him to take me as an apprentice? Jason stopped in front of Lao Huo and said to Lao Huo excitedly.
"You ......" Looking at Jason with an excited face, Lu Yan sighed helplessly: "You." In the end, nothing was said.
With the strength displayed by Zhuo Ao, he knew that it was impossible for him to snatch back the stick from the other party, and history was afraid that it would change at this moment.
"System, if I travel back in time, what about the others? Are they all staying here? Zhuo Ao suddenly thought of a very serious problem, if it was true, then it was completely pointless to bring these people here.
"Rest assured, hosts, since they are your followers, you are automatically judged to be a single body and can cross together." The system's answer put Zhuo Ao at ease.
"Lord, why do you want to grab a stick?" Everyone followed Zhuo Ao to a remote alley where no one was around, and Shichiro looked curiously at the monk's stick in Zhuo Ao's hand, puzzled.
"You'll find out in a moment." Zhuo Ao groped for the monk stick in his hand, trying to urge it with his true qi, but there was no response, his brows couldn't help frowning slightly, could it really be that only that cowardly foreigner could stimulate the power to travel through time and space? That's ridiculous.
"Hum~"
Just when Zhuo Ao was thinking about whether to find Jason to activate the stick, the golden hoop stick in his hand suddenly emitted a strange force, enveloping all the eleven people, and it felt like crossing through the secret realm for the second time.
When the scenery in front of me stabilized, the style of painting in front of me changed, a wide river crossed in front of everyone, and a small village was in the background, but at this moment, the low earthen houses collapsed, and puffs of smoke rose in the village that should have been quiet and peaceful, and there were corpses everywhere, dead old people, children of several years old, and even babies curled up in their mother's arms were brutally nailed together with their mothers.
"Lord, there is a fight!" Zhao Yun stepped forward and looked at the village with a calm gaze, where there was a faint sound of fighting, as if he had encountered resistance.
"Let's go." Zhuo Ao raised his head and walked towards the village, past the corpses, and soon, everyone found the source of the sound.
"Brute, I'm fighting with you!" The angry farmer raised the flat pole, his eyes were bloodshot, and he watched his wife being killed by the cruel **** in front of him, which completely ignited the anger in the heart of this honest man, and slammed the flat pole into the head of a black armor soldier.
"Snort~" The black armor army drew his sword casually, cut off the flat pole from it, and watched the angry farmer being pressed to the ground by the other two black armor soldiers, and the angry villagers were helplessly stopped by a group of black armor soldiers, and watched the other party cruelly stab the sharp sword into the chest of the villagers.
"Heavenly Court's soldiers, just this kind of quality?" The sharp blade did not stab down in the end, and at the edge of the sword, I don't know when there was an extra hand, and the second finger of the index firmly clamped the sword edge, no matter how much he exerted his strength, it was difficult to shake it in the slightest.
"Who are you? Dare to mind our business!? Although he felt the gap between the two sides, he was a soldier of the Heavenly Court, he didn't believe that anyone dared to resist the rule of the Jade Frontier God of War, and in the past five hundred years, many people who didn't know whether they were alive or dead had died because of this.
"Kill them all!" Looking at the farmer with a sad but angry face but helpless, Zhuo Ao sighed and ordered lightly.
"Yes!" A fierce general who had already been completely enraged by the inhumane behavior of the black-armored sergeant, at this moment, was like a tiger out of the cage, fiercely pounced on the black-armored soldiers whose complexion had changed greatly.
Although known as the soldiers and horses of the heavenly court, the strength of these people is not much stronger than the elite soldiers who established the country in the past, in the face of a group of fierce generals with excellent martial arts and countless bloody battles, this group of black armor army lost the ferocious momentum of slaughtering the villagers before, and completely transformed from wolves to sheep, and the slaughtered could not form an army, and in less than a cup of tea, a team of 100 people was completely wiped out, and they could not even escape.
"Aren't you the legendary Skywalker?" Seeing that the black armor army was killed, an old man walked out tremblingly with the support of the villagers, looked at the golden hoop stick in Zhuo Ao's hand, and said excitedly.
Looking at the golden hoop stick in his hand, and then at the group of excited villagers, Zhuo Ao suddenly made a move that surprised everyone, and with a wave of his hand, he threw the golden hoop stick far away. (To be continued.) )