"I'm not accepted anywhere. My career at Arsenal was smooth sailing until that day when I messed with Patrick Vieira, who was known in the Arsenal dressing room as 'Mr. Long'. That game was against Fulham in Highbury...... I just bit him, I knew I shouldn't have done that, and I called him 'Skinny Coke Man'. At first he glared at me with bull's eyes, and then he ......"

"It's like he's slapped me in the face with dick. Only once, but I was still startled and took a few steps back. It's like being whipped by a wet marinated fish. No one believes their eyes! Can you imagine yourself being whipped with a 14-inch strip of pork in full view of your teammates? It was the worst moment of my life......"

- Excerpt from "Anelka's Autobiography"

The moment he pushed the door open, Luo Weixi still felt a little uncomfortable. In the previous two missions, as soon as I pushed the door open, I went directly to the locker room, but this time it was different, this time he appeared directly in the player's tunnel.

It's match day, and the stadium is about to explode, but the aisle is a little deserted, with only a few staff members pulling around - it's still early before the end of the game, and the players are still playing on the field.

A big sign on the wall reads: Arsenal vs Fulham, this is the two sides of today's match, two teams from London.

Every London derby is a carnival for locals, and it's no different today. The players on the field were fighting and the fans were shouting and cheering, and the shouts came through the entrance, and even if you were in the players' tunnel, you could feel the suffocating frenzy of the scene.

Luo Weixi didn't feel it, he stood there a little overwhelmed. He is now a team doctor, and normally the team doctor should be on the pitch at any time, and he doesn't understand how he can be in the players' tunnel.

Fortunately, he was only in a daze for a minute, and someone immediately helped him out of his sleep. A Humpty Dumpty man in his forties walked over and shouted, "Hey, Rowe, what are you doing in a daze?" Come with me. ”

Lloyd? After ten seconds of pause, Rovich realized that Humpty Dumpty was calling himself - he saw the tablet on his chest, and the name on it was Rowe.

Since someone called me, then I will follow him, and Luo Weixi obediently followed behind Humpty Dumpty.

Humpty Dumpty didn't take him to the court, but to the other side of the tunnel. Humpty Dumpty walked in a hurry, and said as he went, "You can do a simple check for him when you go in a while, and also, after the game, take him into the dressing room and see how the players react to him." ”

"Uh-huh, okay." Luo Weixi kept nodding in response, in fact, he didn't know what Humpty Dumpty wanted him to do.

After walking for a while, Humpty Dumpty stopped in front of a door and said to Luo Weixi, "All right, he's inside, you can go in." He looked at his watch again and said, "It's like it's seven or eight minutes before the end of the game, so in ten minutes you take him to the dressing room and see if the players need your help." ”

"Uh-huh, okay." Luo Weixi thinks that this Humpty Dumpty should be the leader of the club, but it is unknown who "he" Humpty Dumpty refers to.

Humpty Dumpty finished saying these words and left, and Luo Weixi unscrewed the door.

Behind the door was a neat room, neatly arranged with two chaise longues covered with crisp white sheets. Next to the recliner was a long piece of medical equipment with various tubes and wires, and on the swivel chair next to the instrument, a young looking black guy was sitting.

The black guy was sitting in the swivel chair reading a book, and when he heard someone coming in, he hurriedly put up the book and stood up, grinning and saying politely: "Hey, you're the club's doctor, I'm Thierry?" Henry. ”

Henry! It's Henry the Great again! Luo Weixi saw that quiet and elegant face again, and he almost laughed: it was only a long time before he met the emperor again.

However, the Henry in front of him looks a little different from the Henry in the World Cup just now, this Henry looks very young and a little shy when he speaks, and he has completely lost the calm and elegant appearance of the World Cup Henry.

Seeing that Luo Weixi didn't react, Henry stretched out his big hand and shook it in front of him: "Hey, doctor, are you okay?" When do we start? ”

Luo Weixi finally recovered from the joy of seeing Henry again, but he was confused by this question, and asked rhetorically: "Begin?" What to start? ”

"A physical exam." As he spoke, Henry lifted his shirt, revealing eight strong abs.

Physical examination? Looking at the two reclining chairs and the room full of unnamed instruments, and thinking of what Humpty Dumpty said before, "do a simple examination", Luo Weixi finally figured out his thoughts: It turns out that Humpty Dumpty asked me to come to Henry's physical examination, so this should be the Arsenal physical examination room.

"Yes, yes, a physical examination, it is a physical examination." Luo Weixi said, but he muttered in his heart: Why does Henry want a medical examination, he is the king of Arsenal, he doesn't go to play football on the field, what is he doing here for a medical examination?

Henry saw that he was talking, but did not act, and asked, "Doctor, where do we start?" ”

"We ...... This is where the ...... begins" Luo Weixi walked around the physical examination room and found that trouble came, he couldn't use any of these transformer-like instruments.

"Shall I sit or lie down?" Henry urged again.

"Lying down, lying down is more like a medical ......," said Rovich, who walked around the examination room again and finally found something he could use—a stethoscope hanging from the corner.

Luo Weixi secretly rejoiced in his heart, took off the stethoscope and hung it on his chest, and began to give Henry a "physical examination". "You're in good health." He pretended to move the stethoscope around Henry.

"It's okay, but ......" Henry frowned, "But are you sure that listening to my calves with a stethoscope works?" ”

Luo Weixi was startled, looked down, and found that the stethoscope had unknowingly moved to Henry's calf. He hurriedly explained: "Of course it has an effect, this is the leg nourishing listening method jointly developed by the top students of Oxford Medical School half a month ago, and you are fortunate to be the first to enjoy it." ”

Telling a lie or something is not a difficult thing for Luo Weixi, it is basically easy to catch.

"I see, the level of medicine in the UK is really amazing." Henry exclaimed from the bottom of his heart.

Seeing that Henry was fooled by himself, Luo Weixi breathed a sigh of relief. In order to prevent Henry from having more chances to find out that he was an impostor, he decided to distract Henry by arguing with Henry Lala.

"Why didn't you play today?" Rovich said the stethoscope was also moved back to Henry's stomach.

Henry sighed, looking a little melancholy: "Hey, let's talk about playing, I've played almost two-thirds of the season this season, and I've only played twelve times, and I don't know when the next time I'll play." ”

King Highbury had only played twelve times, and what an international joke this was, Rovich felt a little incredible.

Henry added: "Now I can only read more books of great people to cleanse my soul, and wait patiently for the next opportunity." As he spoke, he handed the book he had just read to Luo Weixi: "Do you usually read this kind of book?" ”

Only then did Rovich realize that the book Henry had just read was actually a book of Shakespeare's poems. No wonder Henry is a literary fan, it turns out that he usually reads such elegant books. "I don't read this kind of book, I don't have that kind of Yaxing." Luo Weixi said with a smile.

Henry also smiled, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth: "I don't usually watch it, but now that I plan to come to the UK to play, it is still necessary to understand the traditional culture of the United Kingdom first." ”

"Yes, yes, it's a virtue to love to read......" Luo Weixi stopped suddenly, and didn't even pretend to move the stethoscope in his hand.

What do you mean by coming to the UK to play? Could it be that Henry has not yet transferred to Arsenal at this time, and is not yet the king of Highbury? So what year is it now? He didn't think about it for a moment, and asked Henry recklessly: "Aren't you an Arsenal player yet?" What year is it? ”

"Now? Arsenal players? Henry closed the book of Shakespeare and grinned: "I can't imagine that the British are so humorous, I am a Juventus person now, only after this medical examination, Arsenal will buy me from Juventus at the end of the season." ”

"Buy you? So what year is it? In 2000? In 2001? ”

Henry laughed again: "Doctor, you are really joking, it's 1999, I only played in the World Cup last year, and I was lucky enough to win the Hercules Cup, you won't forget it so soon, right?" ”

In 1999, Luo Weixi opened his mouth wide and wrenched his fingers: I was only 3 years old that year. In the Premier League that year, Ferguson's Manchester United was in full swing, winning the treble for the first time in history; Chelsea's Abou was not yet in charge, and it was only a second-rate team at that time; And Henry the Great is only 22 years old this year, and he is still a little-known young general!

In this way, I will see a lot of legends in the dressing room in a while, such as Adams, the natural leader of Arsenal, Ovimas, the Dutch Peter Pan, Seaman, the door god who was played by various hanging doors in the late career, and yes, there is also a generation of legends, the Dutch ice prince Bergkamp, who never dared to fly!

And with Thierry Henry's arrival, this group of heavenly pride will officially start Arsenal's Premier League dream era: two Premier League titles, a Champions League final for the first time, 16 years of Champions League attendance, and, of course, an epic 49-game unbeaten run in the league!

Thinking of this, Luo Weixi suddenly felt a little excited, and inadvertently, the glory of Arsenal was turned on under his stethoscope, which was really a bit of a dream.