He was a member of the Izu High School and Soccer Wing.

Ann Ruoxi, Izu High School, Computer Troop Member.

The two of them ushered in the most unlucky day and the luckiest day respectively.

Let's talk about Ren Rang first, he woke up from the football dormitory in the morning, and as usual, went to the public bathroom to rinse his mouth and wash his face. Squeeze out the toothpaste, put it on the toothbrush, dip it in a little water, and let me put it in my mouth, suddenly, a spicy, bitter and sour disgusting taste strongly stimulated the taste buds on the tongue, and Ren Rang had to use a very fast speed to spit out the mouthwash with a strong smell in his mouth.

"Holy, what a smell!"

Although he spit it out, the smell in his mouth was still very strong, so he quickly turned on the faucet with his hands, and at the same time lowered his head, wanting to wash his mouth with water, but the faucet that was just fine suddenly ran out of water.

"Damn, disaster doesn't go alone!"

Ren Rang spent a very fast time rummaging in his mind, and at this time, looking at his nearest water source, he thought of the mineral water drink bottle in his bedroom. Then he ran back to the dormitory in embarrassment, found the mineral water bottle, opened the cap and poured it into his mouth. Who expected that there was a smell of water in this bottle of water, a strong and stimulating smell of liquor, which detonated his already collapsed mouth......

Besides, he woke up from home in the morning, and as usual, turned on the computer to check the social forums. The latest news is a letter titled "Dare to take the call? ”

"It's troublesome again." An Ruoxi said, knowing who sent it in her heart, and she clicked on it absentmindedly, but she was stunned.

The picture is a colorful picture of a beautiful girl's jade body, with a bumpy figure, a very marked face, and a pair of crystal clear big eyes, it is none other than Qi Yuer. The message next to the screen said: "KING, if you don't dare to accept the recruitment, I will continue to send her fragrant photos to benefit LANG friends across the country, hahahaha~ If you are also a man, you should stand up, I will prove to you that I am the king of Warcraft!" ”

"Smack!" There was a loud sound, it was the sound of An Ruoxi slapping the table with her hand.

"Ouch, it hurts." An Ruoxi said painfully, and then he replied on the computer keyboard with a painful hand: "Little mouse, that's worthy of challenging me, but you slander the reputation of the goddess everywhere, I can't sit idly by, today at 11 o'clock, Spring Sky Internet Cafe, call all the members of the team, in front of them, I want to educate you well, let you see the power of Warcraft KING, wait and see." ”

After replying to the message, An Ruoxi, who was still angry, saw that the wall clock had passed 10:30, and hurriedly packed up his peripheral equipment and went to the Spring Sky Internet Café......

He also said that he had lunch in the cafeteria, but suddenly felt a churning in his stomach, and he had no choice but to rush to the toilet immediately, because it was summer, and the toilet was empty at this time.

"It's so comfortable." After Ren Rang pulled out the first bubble, he sighed.

Suddenly, someone threw something in from the ventilation crack in the toilet, Ren Rang was startled, and saw that this thing was a real snake, "Hiss~hiss~hiss~" After the snake was thrown hard, it let out an angry cry, and its eyes seemed to be angry, hating Ren Rang.

"Oh my god!" Ren Rang was so surprised that his legs trembled, but his stomach was strained, and he didn't dare to stand up and run for his life, so he had to support his squatting legs with his hands, afraid that his legs would be weak and fall into the dung pit, Ren Rang shouted angrily outside the toilet: "Who is it, damn, who is it that made me!" ”

Suddenly, someone threw a tube of things from the ventilation crack of the toilet, Ren Rang was shocked again, and saw that this thing was a cannonball, "boom~", a roaring thunder! In this enclosed space, the thunder effect is even more earth-shattering, and the direct shock makes the ears ringing and dizzy. Then he flew into a tube of artillery, and Ren Rang saw that he was bitter in his hands, because he had to support his weak legs, he didn't dare to cover his ears, so he had to watch the lead of the cannon slowly burn out......

He also said that An Ruo regretted, he was sitting in the Spring Sky Internet café at this time, and was competing with his opponent in "Warcraft 3".

"NUKE, rise up! End the reign of KING! ANN'S OPPONENT ID WAS NAMED NUKE, AND A CROWD AROUND HIM SHOUTED AT THIS TIME.

"KING, come on!" An Ruoxi's fans also responded.

THE BATTLE WAS FIERCE AND THE TWO SIDES WERE AT A STALEMATE, AND NUKE USED THE TURRET TO HOLD BACK KING'S ATTACK, WHILE QUIETLY BUILDING UP A LARGE ARMY, READY TO CONCENTRATE ON DEFEATING KING. SEEING NUKE'S ENCIRCLEMENT, NUKE WAS VERY EXCITED, AND THEN, NUKE MOBILIZED A LARGE FORCE, AVOIDED THE MAIN ROAD, AND PREPARED TO SNEAK ATTACK FROM THE SIDE, BUT WAS DISCOVERED BY A SMALL ARMY OF KING.

"Kill him!" NUKE's crowd shouted.

NUKE GLANCED AT THE FRONT, THE TURRET WAS COMPLETELY ABLE TO HOLD BACK KING, SO NUKE SENT A LARGE FORCE TO CHARGE, KING'S SMALL DETACHMENT FLED IN A HURRY, BUT THE NUKE ARMY WAS TOO STRONG AND SUCCESSFULLY ANNIHILATED KING.

“NICE！ Won. NUKE's crowd cheered excitedly.

Suddenly, NUKE's large army killed a large area of KING's army on the left side, NUKE was shocked and hurriedly adjusted the formation to prepare for the battle, but at this time, KING's army was killed on the right side.

"Flank on both sides, you can't beat it, retreat quickly!" NUKE's huddle shouted.

NUKE had no choice but to retreat in a hurry, but one by one KING's turrets, for some time, had been quietly built on the back road. There is a turret in front and a pursuer in the back, NUKE has no way to retreat, only to fight to the death, but there is still a chance, to be annihilated by a wave.

"KING, invincible! We won," cheered Ann's fans. THE ENSUING MATCH LOST ITS SUSPENSE, AND KING SLOWLY ANNIHILATED NUKE VERY STEADILY WITH A BIG ADVANTAGE. NUKE AND HIS ENCIRCLERS WERE ALL PALE, LIKE A GROUP OF LOST DOGS.

An Ruoxi's fans laughed and said: "Your subordinates are defeated, according to the rules, hurry up and offer the loot." ”

Although NUKE was not convinced, according to the rules, he had to present his beloved model figure.

An Ruoxi said: "That's all the loot? More than that. ”

NUKE said angrily: "Damn, that's all, there's still a hair." ”

An Ruo regretted and said: "You garbage figure, Lao Tzu can't look at it at all, Lao Tzu asks you to delete all the photos of the goddess, and swear to never photoshop her again." ”

After hearing this, NUKE smiled and found a way to vent after losing. Mocking: "Goddess? You think others are goddesses, but do people know you? Have I spoken to you? ”

"I ......," An Ruo regretted not knowing what to say.

NUKE mocked again: "What are you, what kind of stinky fart KING is to seal yourself, I think it's a dead otaku, and I'll only quietly take pictures of other people's dead perverts!" ”

"Damn, the duck is dead, the beak is hard ......," An Ruoxi's fan scolded.

But after An Ruoxi heard it, her heart was sour. NUKE is right, she has had a crush on Qi Yuer since junior high school, but she is radiant and the star of the school, but she can only hide in a dark corner, although it is the next class, but she doesn't even say a word.

"Hahahaha~" NUKE's shrill mockery drilled into An Ruoxi's ears.

"Excuse me, An Ruoxi, is An here?" In a group of otaku, a soft girl's voice asked.

Everyone turned their heads to look and froze. An Ruoxi also looked at it casually and froze. This person is the Qi Yu'er that he has been thinking about for a long time.

"I ......" NUKE, who was smug just now, opened his mouth wide and froze like a wooden chicken.

"Why don't you speak?" Qi Yuer said strangely, she really didn't understand the world of this group of otaku.

"I ...... I ......" An Ruoxi imagined countless times that she and Qi Yu'er were talking, but at this time, she couldn't say anything and was embarrassed.

Qi Yu'er looked at An Ruoxi, who was extremely blushing, and asked, "Are you An Ruoxi's classmate?" ”

"I ...... I ......" An Ruoxi still couldn't speak, so she had to nod. "Great, I've finally found you, I have something to look for you, let's go." Qi Yu'er showed a bright smile, seeing the hearts of a group of otaku, and then stretched out her hand, grabbed An Ruoxi, and dragged him away from the group. An Ruoxi was drunk, she didn't expect to be able to talk to the goddess in her heart today, and she didn't expect that after she spoke for the first time, she signed with the goddess......

He also said that he was so weak that he didn't dare to stay in the public area anymore, so he had to run to the playground to wander, and then he saw Yeyi enjoying the shade in the shade of the trees, he thought of Yeyi's tent, so he walked over.

Ye Yi saw Ren Rang coming over, with a look of disgust on his face.

Ren Rang knew that this guy didn't want to see him, but the prank was even more disgusting, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "Where did you get your tent?" I want a pair too. “

Ye Yi replied: "The coach gave it, look for him to go." “

Ren Rang nodded and said, "Okay, can you help me get a ride at night?" I'll move next to you. “

"Not good!" Ye Yi said with a good face.

"I know you can't get used to me, but I can't ......help it," Ren Rang told Yeyi about his grief today.

"You shouldn't be looking for me, you should be looking for a coach." Yeyi still didn't have a good face.

Ren Rang thought that Yeyi would sympathize with him, but he didn't expect to be so ruthless, and said angrily: "Don't you feel ashamed to find a coach for this kind of thing?" He'll think I'm not good at team-mates, he's going to lower my impression score, and I can't go. ”

"Then you will continue to be rectified!" Yeyi still didn't have a good face.

Ren Rang said angrily: "Damn, is there no other way?" ”

"Others are in the dark, you are in the light, of course, only to be rectified!" Yeyi said.

"Others are in the dark, and I am in the light?" Ren Rang was woken up by these words, suddenly thought of something, and said with a smile: "Yes, if I am in the dark and they are in the light, then the situation will not be reversed." So Ren Rang looked at Yeyi with excited eyes.

"What are you going to do?" Ye Yi said defensively.

Ren Rang smiled: "You are a little like a mentally retarded person, but sometimes what you say is still a little reasonable......