Chapter 2 You should be called Xiaomeng
"Is this, myself?" When Ding Wei woke up, there was still darkness around him, but in the darkness there was a figure covered with a faint green light, and there seemed to be a few robot-like things around the figure that were busy diligently, sparks of green and blue on every joint of his body.
Ding Wei suddenly seemed to be back on the other side of the sea, when he was a child, he squatted on the bench and held a lens coated with pure blue ink, watching his father burn electric welding, this is the scene.
"Tsk, if I have a choice, I really want to change my body, how much energy does it take." The familiar electronic synthesized sound in the dark once again pulled Ding Wei back to reality from his memories, and when he looked up, he was still shining next to "himself", a figure was quietly coming, no, it was simply floating over, seeing that Ding Wei was so surprised that his mouth couldn't close, he just glanced at it, and some indifferent electronic sound sounded faintly again:
"I think it's time to get acquainted, my name is 'Deep Sea'."
"Deep sea? That's a name! Although there are still such and such doubts in his heart, Ding Wei still can't help but complain when he hears such a strange name.
"That's right, I'm really not a human, I'm just a program," in the face of complaints, the voice of "Deep Sea" still did not have a trace of emotion, and said on a case-by-case basis, "An artificial intelligence program from the 22nd century." ”
"The 22nd century? Isn't that more than 100 years away? ”
"Yes, it's not like you guys who are weak idiots now," although the words came out of the tsundere, the tone of "Deep Sea" still did not change the true nature of the program, and the pronunciation of the board and glance made Ding Wei stand up goosebumps, "Speaking of which, we have known each other for a long time, but you don't know me, ...... four years ago"
"I was only seventeen years ......old four years ago," Ding Wei muttered, but a strange picture suddenly appeared in his mind: a golden full moon hanging in the deep blue sky, and the sand by the sea below, all planted with endless green watermelons. There was a boy of eleven or twelve......
No, no, no, I'm not a teenager, and the situation at that time was like this:
There was no moon in the deep blue sky, and there were no lights on the boat moving in the waves, and my uncle and I had been hiding under the boat for two days and one night, and this was the second night.
It was a cold night at sea, and my uncle held me tightly to his chest, and although he smelled of alcohol and sweat, I still tried hard to burrow into his arms, and all I could hear in the dark bottom of the boat was the sound of breathing with a trill, the slight sobbing of children, the sound of snoring, the grinding of teeth, and the faint sound of the wind.
Maybe it's because I'm hungry and faint, but Venus is starting to pop up in front of my eyes, getting bigger and brighter, and the biggest one is the size of a firefly, how can there be fireflies in such a ghost place? However, maybe I was really hungry, but I grabbed it anyway, and when I opened my hand to see that there was nothing, I was suddenly knocked on the back of the head, and I didn't know anything.
"It turns out that the firefly is you," Ding Wei suddenly realized, "Hey, this memory just now seems to be very real, and it also has sound effects." ”
"Just replayed your memory fragments for a while," I don't know if it was Ding Wei's delusion, or some other reason, there was a clear trace of disdain in the tone of "Deep Sea", "Okay, officially introduce myself, my name is Deep Sea, an artificial intelligence program from the 22nd century, as part of the human completion plan, I came to the ...... in 2014"
"After the human race has finished making up the plan, you think you are EVA!" Ding Wei complained again.
"Cut, don't insult the wisdom from the 22nd century with your brain-dead evaluation, although the anime you said is still at the top of the anime classic list in the 22nd century, it can be seen that the biggest obstacle to human development is nostalgia, forget it, you don't understand, I have to switch to your brain-dead thinking mode, you know artificial intelligence, right?" In the face of Ding Wei's complaints, the program villain named Deep Sea is once again arrogant.
Ding Wei rolled his eyes, obviously disdainful of answering the question.
"So what happens if artificial intelligence is taken to the extreme?"
"Will man be replaced by a machine?" Ding Wei said curiously.
"That's right, it's a pity that an idiot would think of the answer, it's as you said, but humans have long foreseen this problem, so they put forward this so-called human completion plan."
"Instead of replacing people with artificial intelligence, why not use artificial intelligence to evolve people?" Ding Wei once again opened his brain.
"It's good you're not hopelessly stupid." In the face of the complacent Ding Wei program villain, he had to complain, "But the combination of artificial intelligence and people, the consequences are unpredictable, and there are a lot of problems involved, considering your IQ, I won't talk much nonsense." ”
Ding is white-eyed.
"So you're our chosen test subject, commonly known as a guinea pig, understand?" "Deep Sea" spit two consecutive blows.
"Yes, yes, but there is one last question."
"Say."
"Why me?"
"Because you're cheap!"
“……”
After a short silence, Ding Wei, who finally had nothing to do, broke the embarrassing atmosphere, although the process was always accompanied by a spit N combo, but the program villain has all kinds of idiotic questions about Ding Wei, maybe the developer of this program is a spray god, Ding Wei comforted himself, he finally understood why he had the same dream repeatedly for four years, and finally understood why every time he woke up from a dream, he felt that he had grown a little taller, However, it wasn't until he scored his first stats in the NBA that he really "activated" the program of the "deep sea". If he hadn't always liked and insisted on playing basketball every day, and the unactivated "Deep Sea" had been silently repairing and transforming his body, it would have been until the Year of the Monkey to activate this program, and maybe even bring it to the coffin.
"You're really a dish to be able to put me to sleep in your body for four years," the program villain stretched out happily and put on a "businessinbusiness" look, "when the program is activated, it is automatically allocated 10 initial energy points, which can be used to maintain and improve your body, including IQ. ”
"Let's see." Ding Wei said lightly, he was basically immune to the spit mechanism of the program villain.
"However, this time your body repair exceeds the load limit when the 'Deep Sea' is not activated, and in order to ensure the normal operation of the program, a part of the initial energy points will be deducted." Seeing that Ding was unmoved, the program villain's eyes blinked, but he smiled evilly.
"How much?"
"Get a 7% discount and deduct 7 points." The program villain plucked out his ears, which was obviously imitated from Ding Wei's habitual movements.
"Seven o'clock? Isn't that because I only have 3 energy points to use! Ding Wei said painfully, after the bombardment of the explanation just now, he has understood how important these energy points are to himself, and they are all money!
"Huh."
"Okay, 3 o'clock is 3 o'clock," Ding Wei saw that the energy crystal bar in front of him was reduced by a small amount, leaving only a pitiful 3 crystal blocks, and secretly gritted his teeth, but a smile suddenly appeared on his face, he squinted his eyes, looked up and down at the dark blue program villain, and made a strange expression and said, "I said 'deep sea' brother." ”
"Shenma?" Seeing that Ding Wei's expression was different, the program villain couldn't help but be alert.
"Can I give you a different look?"
"Well, it takes 298 energy points to change the program form," the program villain bit his lip, and finally told the truth according to the initial setting, "The first change only requires 1 energy point, but you can only have such a discount once." ”
"I see, do you have any requirements for changing the form?" Ding Wei continued to smile.
"No, not requires." The program villain swallowed, apparently aware that something strange was about to happen.
"Then you can change this for me," Ding Wei's heart moved, and he picked up a highlighter from the darkness, what happened today has completely subverted his worldview, and he is no longer surprised by everything that happens in this space, but enjoys this feeling of dominating the space. He raised his highlighter and gestured to the air, and a cute and delicate Lori image suddenly jumped out, "How is it?" Ding Wei said proudly, in the past few years, he has really not been in vain in the restaurant, and he has drawn a circle on Lori's T-shirt and written the word "Ming", Yao Ming, this is my idol, and drew two strokes on his back, 11, this is my number.
"It's too subversive." The program villain is embarrassed.
"Isn't that how the program is programmed? If you don't like me, you can change it, Ultraman? Little monsters? Pikachu? Ding Wei said, while adding a few strokes to Lori's head, a Lori with grass on her head was born.
"Don't change it, don't change it, this is fine, this is fine, but are you sure you want to do such a boring thing with precious energy points?" The program villain blinked and pleaded.
"I was born to be useful, it is difficult to buy money, I am happy that my daughter is gone, and I will come back, and I can use it as much as I want, and I will change it with Mali Mali!" Ding Wei looked up to the sky and smiled a string of spells, of course, he didn't forget to click the "OK" button, and he succeeded in changing his life.
"Yo, you can still change your name, I'll just say, how bad it sounds like the deep sea and deep sea all day long, then call it Xiaomeng."
"Shouldn't it be called Xiao Ming?" Looking at the word "Ming" written in the circle on the T-shirt, Lori couldn't help but be stunned.
"Don't you have a grass on your head?"
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