With the Champions League turmoil caused by Xiao Yu, Ondoa, and Keton not stopped, the follow-up farce continues; For example, some former Spanish national team players who came to China with the Barcelona team, including football celebrities such as Ramos, Raul, Sabre Pedro and so on.

On the first day they came to Huaxia, they were actually a little bit troubled, because of Xiao Yu's Huaxia identity, they said that the champion must be Manchester United, which made them uncomfortable, although they also knew that this was Xiao Yu's unintentional.

However, since coming to Huaxia, several celebrities have been melted away by Huaxia's enthusiasm, drinking Huaxia leather balls and eating Chinese food, Ramos wants to ask: "What is football?" Can you eat it? ”

What is more embarrassing is that Ramos was hospitalized because he went to eat the famous delicacy of Yucheng, Huaxia last night, crayfish, and now he has an itch all over his body, and bags the size of red beans burst out all over Shui Ye's body, just like chickenpox.

"When I came to Huaxia, I was poisoned!" This is the content that the water master Ramos updated on his meager side, in fact, he just wanted to make a joke, but he didn't expect that this joke actually brewed another big farce.

"Lie down! Is Huaxia so insidious? Actually poisoned and murdered us Spaniards!? Is there still a royal law? "This is a common view in Spain, I always feel that because Xiao Yu is in Manchester United, Huaxia is closer to Manchester United, thank you, so I feel that the Chinese must have begun to poison the Spaniards!

"What is Wang Fa? Is there a Chinese poison that tastes good? "The Spanish trolls are not afraid that things are big enough, anyway, now that the Champions League final is approaching, if you see a little wind and grass, you must use the topic to play and expand infinitely.

So Spain made a fuss first, and many people who didn't know how to compete even wondered if there was a fight between the two countries!

"The Spanish people are hypocritical, they have eaten their stomachs, and they make it seem as if the whole world is targeting them." The Spanish trolls have all stood up, and the British trolls are naturally not to be outdone, after all, the British trolls are famous in the world. How could the Spaniards be allowed to get the upper hand?

"I've eaten the poison of Huaxia, because it's a copycat, so it's just chocolate-flavored flour, please don't take it so seriously with your Spanish compatriots!" Although the trolls in Britain are resisting the trolls in Spain. But if the compatriots in China see these words, they will get drunk as soon as possible, what kind of mess is this spraying?

Anyway, all in all, the Champions League final is approaching recently, and there are some small details that you don't pay attention to. will brew into a big farce.

Fortunately, the game is finally about to begin.

From the place where you live to the stadium, the police car is open, the streets are full of people, and the people of Yucheng stand up and say that today's grand occasion has not even been treated like this in the college entrance examination in Yucheng, which is simply amazing!

The locker room was a little quiet today, so quiet that people couldn't understand it. Even on the other side of the thick wall, there were cheers and shouts from Barcelona, but the United dressing room was so quiet that everyone didn't seem to want to talk much.

"The tacit understanding is enough, I don't speak, and you don't speak, you all play silence with me, right?" Mu Shuai grinned, he looked very dry today, usually Nazara's beard was all shaved clean, and his face was ruddy and ruddy. People who don't know think that he went to a nightclub in China with Mensa, but everyone understands that Mourinho loves his wife very much and will never mess around.

"Boss. Don't you say a few words? As he spoke, Ba Shen picked up his fist and beckoned to the muscles on his chest, making a thumping sound, which showed how developed his chest muscles were.

"I also want to say a few words, but when I entered the door, I felt your murderous aura, and I couldn't open my mouth at all!" Mu Shuai smiled helplessly. Today, he not only dressed more sarcently, but even spoke very sluggishly.

"Boss, did you give me whatever I did today?" Mensa suddenly asked without a head, looking extremely hideous!

"Pocket! It's all in your pocket, as long as you don't kill others, I can handle any bird thing. "Mu Shuai naturally knows that Mensa is joking, but Mensa has fighting spirit, which is also a good thing, at least today's so-called trident in Barcelona will definitely not be easy to play.

"Hello comrades at Manchester United, it's time for you to get on the pitch." The door to the locker room opened, and several heads appeared outside, their expressions a little nervous, but they forced a smile, looking twisted and unnatural.

"Okay, but can you relax, we're not man-eating monsters." Ba Shen joked that these volunteers looked quite interesting, and they should still be college students, so they couldn't help but be a little nervous at the moment.

"Well... Okay, no problem, come on, everyone, the people in Barcelona are probably waiting over there. The volunteers still looked a little nervous, but it was very interesting to see how easy Balotelli was to get along with on TV, and several volunteers couldn't help but smile at each other.

"Let them wait, I'm very upset with them when I see that Ondoa beating people in front of me." Andrea rarely hates a person, and it's as hard as getting the god to eat celery.

"I feel the same way, anyway, I've long been very uncomfortable with their practices, especially those Spanish trolls, thieves are disgusting!"

"I can't get used to it, I just scold, and I also target, I'm speechless!"

"Give them a look at their faces and keep them waiting!"

Before Mu Shuai spoke, the players were already indignant, but this is also a good thing, football with a little fire, it looks better, Mu Shuai can't help but start looking forward to everyone's performance today, let this fire burn more vigorously.

In the players' tunnel, the captain of Barcelona Messi stood in front, although he was a small man, but his broad shoulders were like the shoulders of giants, leading the trend of world football for a period of time, and all Barcelona players believed in him.

After a few minutes of waiting, the Manchester United players were late, and the captain Jones, who was walking in front, had very interesting little loose short hair, and he was also powerful in his walking, and his performance was perfect from body and mind to appearance.

But his expression just makes people look a little underbeaten, that disdain with a sneering expression, and his lips are slightly pursed, which makes people want to go crazy when they see it.

"Do you have enough to touch, the collective thugs rushed away?" Messi and Jones are old acquaintances, since the Champions League a few years ago, they have had many opportunities to meet, in other words, Jones watched Messi become a god one goal at a time, and Messi also watched Jones become the core of Manchester United's defense step by step. Although the two are not very familiar, they cherish each other, but unfortunately, now the two can only be opponents. And it is a ruthless opponent to talk about.

"Relax, what about you? Finished playing early last night? Jones raised his eyebrows and looked at Messi next to him, this little man is actually quite cute.

"Hehe, don't cry your nose later, I remember someone cried in the finals before." Messi also laughed a few times. In fact, he is a person who loves to laugh, but unfortunately no one will come out to make fun in such a situation now, so Messi can only tell his own jokes and laugh by himself.

"Cry! I have to cry, I haven't won the Champions League in more than ten years, what's wrong with winning it once and crying well? Hearing the questions and answers of Jones and Messi, you and I teased me one by one, Skufet behind Captain Jones almost fell to his knees, admiring the captain of Jones so much that he never found out. It turns out that Jones's mouth is so slippery.

"Alright, let's go." The referee is a Czech, not too famous, mainly because his name is too difficult to remember, so everyone uses his big bald head as a way to identify him, and gradually, the name of the big bald referee is sounded in Europe, and this name is also known for his fairness and flexibility in law enforcement, and he is one of the few referees who resounded throughout Europe; this game. It was this big bald referee who enforced the law.

Just like the opening of every previous Champions League final, the familiar music sounds, the familiar green field, and it is still familiar. And the trophy placed in the middle of the road when entering, Xiao Yu was so close to it for the first time, this is the trophy that countless people dream of, and it is still a great honor!

The two teams passed by both sides of the trophy, although everyone was pretending to look ahead. But in fact, they kept looking at the trophy, which was their ultimate dream!

"Wait for the captain to toss the coin." Before the start of the team song, the bald referee explained the process to the captains on both sides in a cold tone, very brief, but very clear.

The first thing to play was Manchester United's team song, which was familiar to the Manchester United players, but it was like a world away, because it was sung on Chinese soil, and it was still in the Champions League final.

The next one is from Barcelona, but their team song sounds, to be honest, a bit harsh, and it's really ugly......

Jones tossed a coin in the past, this scene made Xiao Yu feel a lot, and he still remembered his debut at the World Youth Championships, when he went to toss a coin by himself, the picture at that time was really beautiful, I couldn't imagine it.

The race is on! The fans cheered in unison, and at this moment, all over the world, fans were waiting, looking forward to, fantasizing, because there was a lot of farce before this game, so there were more things to carry in this game inexplicably.

"I dare say that this game is going to be tragic for Manchester United!" Needless to say, there is no one else who dares to say this during the live broadcast except Keton, and it just so happens that Keton's partner today is Ferdinand again, but fortunately, it is just a warm-up now, and the real commentary has not yet begun.

"Every time you dare to say it, you dare to say it, you understand the reason, but do you dare to bet?" Ferdinand looked at Ketton with disdain, and secretly said that the latter's mouth is really cheap, especially the interview a few days ago, which is simply outrageous!

"Ferdinand! Are you a mad dog? Bite me every time? Why should I bet with you? Do you say you're troublesome? What he didn't expect was that Keton actually fired a cannon directly, as if he had a machine gun in his mouth, and said a lot of things.

"Then don't chirp here, don't talk if you don't want to listen, and watch the game quietly." Ferdinand looked at the camera equipment, which was still not turned on, so he directly blamed Keton, ignoring Keton's murderous eyes.

"You cow! I'm just going to talk, how! You sew my mouth shut! Not to be outdone, Kerton returned it; However, just after he said this, the on-site staff directly gestured to everyone to calm down, which also means that the real live broadcast is about to begin.

So when the British audience saw the live broadcast screen, they were drunk, as if they had drunk several large bottles of high-altitude wine, and the two commentators who appeared in the picture were all angry at the moment, as if the audience in front of the TV owed them a lot of money.

So from this point of view, why is Huaxia's commentary more professional, decades of black suits, decent language and behavior, people have a feeling of making a report after watching it, which is very interesting.

Yucheng Stadium, Barcelona who got the right to kick off was not polite, the ball just started, and immediately launched a surprise attack, Messi knocked the ball back and gave it to Roberto; Sergi Roberto, his name gives fans endless reverie, everyone thinks he is Brazilian, but he is not, he is a real Spaniard.

I thought that Roberto would choose to continue to pass back and hand the ball to Samper behind him, but an unexpected scene appeared.

Barcelona's 433 formation gave this attack, their left winger position sat in Neymar, when the kick-off, Neymar was still like an arrow off the string, into the hinterland of Manchester United, so Roberto's pass was not unexpected, straight forward, the landing point is Manchester United's weak point, there is no defender there!

No surprise, Neymar got the ball, such a major mistake, even British fans couldn't help but be moved, secretly saying that Manchester United was too careless today! It has just opened, and it has given Neymar such a chance to cut inside!

Sometimes the offense on the pitch does not need many people, this alone is enough, and Neymar can definitely play such a person.

Manchester United fullback Matthew, who heard the news, was passed again, Neymar changed his face with a beautiful inside foot and shook Matthew, the latter is indeed tragic, every time the perspective is put on him, it is either over, or he makes a mistake, even Mu Shuai is a little skeptical, has Matthew's performance this season been funny?

After breaking through Matthew, Neymar quickly swept a clear path to the road; Messi was the only one waiting in the box, but it was clear that he had been crucified by the United defenders, while Manchester United centre-back Luke Shaw was closing in.

There's no time to hesitate! Neymar flicked the ball a few meters across the board, picked up his right leg and shot it, but instead of bouncing as expected, the ball clinged to the turf and sprinted straight into the Manchester United penalty area.

"If you don't enter, you can't enter! Definitely won't go in! At this moment, Skufet has Schmeichel, Zola, Buffon, Kahn and other door gods possessed! It's hard to believe that this series of muttering came from Mourinho, which shows that his heart is really not at peace at this time.

However, Mu Shuai's muttering was successful like a spell, although Neymar's shot was terrifying, but it only crossed the goal post, and fiercely hit the big Feike razor billboard behind the goal, making a loud crackling sound, which shows how much power there is. (To be continued.) )