Chapter 101: Resolved one by one
"Next question, the Internet says that you have accepted two apprentices, right?" Maybe Li Shengxiao chose to avoid the problem again, Xiao Zhang was a little impatient, and planned to sacrifice his big move, staring straight at Li Shengxiao and asked. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Apprentice's Problem! As soon as Xiao Zhang asked this question, Li Shengxiao knew what Xiao Zhang wanted to ask later. It's nothing more than a question about the relationship between himself and Zhang Fan.
"I have a headache. I shouldn't have taken this guy in the first place... Li Shengxiao's heart is painful, seeing that this question is more acute than the other, Li Shengxiao has no way at all, the power of the network is infinite, no matter how he answers this question, he can't stop the mouth of the Internet. Li Shengxiao's answer is always impossible for everyone to accept. But what if you don't accept Li Shengxiao? Is it possible to cut it along with the signal? It's simply not realistic.
But Li Shengxiao also knows that this is probably Xiao Zhang's last sharp problem, that is, the big move at the bottom of the box, if this problem is resolved, then the later problems will basically be alleviated a lot. Now is to find a way to answer this question! "Whew." Li Shengxiao took a deep breath and said slowly: "Uh, yes, I have accepted a total of two apprentices now. β
Seeing Li Shengxiao admitting it, the rest of the matter will be easy to handle. "Then it is rumored on the Internet that Li Ye's eldest apprentice is called Zhang Fan, right?" Xiao Zhang said with a smile, with a look on his face to see what you do. The soldiers will block, and the water will come to the earth. The question has been asked, and Li Shengxiao has no way back, so he can only see the move. "Well, my big apprentice who is not angry is named Zhang Fan." Li Shengxiao also smiled back and said.
"Yesterday in Li Ye's outdoor live broadcast, we all saw Li Ye's apprentices, one of Li Ye's two apprentices is beautiful and the other is handsome. Then before the Internet rumored that Li Ye's eldest apprentice changed the game ID to "Only love the master". Is there such a thing? "Sure enough, it came! The sharp question was like a sharp sword, stabbing straight at Li Shengxiao. "Well, my big apprentice doesn't have a good brain, ha. Ha ha.. Li Shengxiao scratched his head with a smile and pretended to be stupid. On the surface, he was smiling, but in fact, in his heart, Li Shengxiao didn't know how many times he had killed Zhang Fan.
"Oh, you don't have a good brain to be able to hit the king of the national service for more than 600 points? What does Li Ye mean that we are not as good as your apprentice with a bad brain? "You say a word, I say a word. started a crazy trick on his lips, but it was obvious that Li Shengxiao was already at a disadvantage, and Xiao Zhang began to use the crowd to suppress Li Shengxiao. Xiao Zhang had already started talking happily at this time, and this answer had been directly inserted into Li Shengxiao's heart, and Li Shengxiao's situation was very dangerous.
"This... My apprentice's brain circuit is different from ordinary people.,I like to do things that ordinary people don't dare to do.γγ Li Shengxiao, who was in a hurry, replied. After Li Shengxiao finished saying this. "Ahh Who?? Who, speak ill of me? In a small area, Zhang Fan was working hard to rank, and suddenly a sneeze came out directly without warning. At this time, Zhang Fan didn't know that he was already on the cusp of public opinion.
"Okay, let's let Li Ye's eldest apprentice Zhang Fan's brain circuit be different from that of a normal person, so what is Li Ye's impression of your eldest apprentice Zhang Fan? , I know that there are many people on the Internet who like Zhang Fan very much. Xiao Zhang didn't expect Li Shengxiao to answer this way, and he didn't think of how to deal with it for a while, so he asked the next question. This question is as sharp as the previous one, Xiao Zhang is fantasizing that after Li Shengxiao answers, he will catch the flaw, and then directly take Li Shengxiao into the army!
But what Xiao Zhang didn't expect was that Li Shengxiao's impression of his apprentice was not good, it was simply poor. "Ah, he, he loves to pretend to be 13, self-righteous, no one is convinced, and... And also... And also... As soon as Li Shengxiao talked about his impression of Zhang Fan, it was like a faucet, and he couldn't stop when he opened his mouth, and began to talk about Zhang Fan's shortcomings like a few treasures.
This is what made Zhang Fan suffer, from Li Shengxiao saying that he loved to pretend to be 13 to the end, during this period of time, Zhang Fan was sneezing frantically, one after another, and Zhang Fan began to doubt his life.
"Ah, it seems that Zhang Fan's impression in Li Ye's heart is not very good, so after talking about so many shortcomings, I don't know what Zhang Fan's advantages are?" Xiao Zhang, who was said to be stunned by Li Shengxiao, a person who did not follow the routine, only reacted for a long time after Li Shengxiao finished speaking, Li Shengxiao said that Zhang Fan's shortcomings were almost to listen to Xiao Zhang's ears out of the cocoon. Hurry up and let Li Shengxiao talk about Zhang Fan's advantages.
"What, what's the advantage... Belch... That one... Nice talent... Belch.. Gone... "Gone??" "It's gone... "Master Li, your apprentice is very handsome, isn't it an advantage?" "Oh? Is it okay to play games with a long handsome? ββ.........β
Li Shengxiao stared at Xiao Zhang with a strange expression, and Xiao Zhang also stared at Li Shengxiao with a "you won" expression. The two stared at each other for a long time without saying a word. "That, Xiao Zhang, do you have any other questions??" Li Shengxiao broke the strange atmosphere with a loud voice. "Uh... Well, the next questionγγγγγ In the end, in this battle, Xiao Zhang was defeated, like a defeated rooster, lowered his head, and started the next question...
After that, the questions were relatively flat, and Li Shengxiao also answered them one by one with a smile. This interview lasted from morning to noon, and although there were some twists and turns in the process, the results were good. After sending Xiao Zhang and his party away, Li Shengxiao could finally rest, and he didn't care about his image, so he leaned against the door, sat down on the ground slowly, and said, "Damn Zhang Fan... If it weren't for your wife, what would you be like!!! β
That's right, if Li Shengxiao hadn't accepted Zhang Fan's apprentice at that time, this interview would not have been so embarrassing, and in the end, he relied on his wit to resolve the sharp questions that pierced the heart one by one. Speaking of this, Li Shengxiao began to recall in his mind that from the first day he accepted Zhang Fan as an apprentice, Zhang Fan began to pester himself as soon as he was free, and Zhang Fan didn't know that he participated in the activity of the Girls' Alliance! , and the subsequent ID oolong incident, and then the various actions of Zhang Fan's kid yesterday.
Li Shengxiao thought about it all at once, and then the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, he stood up from the ground all of a sudden, walked to his room and took out his mobile phone, found Zhang Fan's phone number from the contact, and dialed it.
Over there.. Zhang Fan, who finally didn't sneeze, had already greeted the whole family of the person who said bad things about him behind his back. And then.... The person who said bad things about Zhang Fan behind his back called. Zhang Fan saw that it was his master, and he didn't care that he was playing the ranks, so he quickly answered the phone. "Hey. Master? What's there... "What's the matter, Zhang Fan didn't finish these four words, but he heard the storm on the other end of the phone...
"Zhang Fan, your uncle!! I'm XXXXOOO your whole family!!!! You@@#Β₯#%%*/#@!!!!!!!! Li Shengxiao scolded for a while, and before Zhang Fan could ask what was going on, Li Shengxiao let out a long sigh of relief, hung up the phone with a smile, threw the phone on the sofa, stood on tiptoe and returned to his bedroom, and fell asleep on the big bed. It's as if nothing has happened.
At this point, the other end of the phone. Zhang Fan, who was inexplicably sprayed by Li Shengxiao, was stunned, until the phone was hung up, Zhang Fan still didn't react, and even began to loop Li Shengxiao's words scolding himself infinitelyγγγγγ Don't say much, I feel sorry for me Zhang Fan... Ay.....