Chapter 1 Beach Lori
Ye Xiao has crossed!
Just now, he was lying in bed playing a match-3 game produced by Big Penguin.
But just when he was about to pass the last step of that damn level, Ye Xiao was excited, and suddenly felt his heart beat faster, his blood pressure was high, and his head was buzzing.
And the piece of rice that was so hot that it could fry eggs also smashed into his face with a "snap".
Although he used to lie in bed and play with his mobile phone, he was often smashed because he took off his hand, but this time Ye Xiao directly saw a black eye and lost consciousness.
Of course, he doesn't believe that a mobile phone can smash him unconscious, after all, this is not a copycat.
So on the occasion of his death, Ye Xiao guessed that it might be due to low blood sugar caused by not eating or drinking for more than ten hours and playing games for more than ten consecutive hours, which caused transient fainting.
It didn't take long for Ye Xiao to open his eyes.
In his dim vision, he seemed to see a ...... painted with pink hearts Panties? The two swollen things wrapped in it look like buttocks.
They had a peculiar aroma and pressed down on their faces.
"Wouldn't it? Dreaming? I remember it was the phone that hit me in the face...... How did my rice phone turn into a butt? ”
Ye Xiao was secretly surprised in his heart, thinking that it was his hallucination. But the ensuing feeling of softness and oppression made his face warm and heartbeat, which feels too real, right?!
Ye Xiao was just about to stretch out his hand to probe the truth, but the butt pressed on his face suddenly withdrew, and a green skirt swept across Ye Xiao's face with a burst of fragrance.
After a piercing scream, Ye Xiao finally saw clearly this guy who "violated" himself with his ass.
It was a little Lori in an emerald green dress, less than 1.5 meters tall, and in her early teens. Lori's ears are like kittens.,It's very cute.。
At this time, she pressed her skirt with her left hand in the wind, like Marilyn Monroe. The right hand pointed at Ye Xiao, staring at a pair of big shining eyes, glaring at Ye Xiao angrily.
It's just that Ye Xiao didn't expect that such a little girl could shout such a high decibel volume. After all, the voice she had just now almost pierced her eardrums, and it also made Ye Xiao sober up in an instant.
Frightened by the shout just now, a group of seagulls also quacked and flew away, as if they were laughing at themselves to Ye Xiao.
Ye Xiao saw his situation clearly. He was lying under a coconut tree by the sea, and the sea breeze was warm and humid.
In the rapid operation of his brain, he vaguely understood what was going on.
He guessed that the little Lori should be relieved under the coconut tree just now, and it happened that he "crossed" over. That's why I saw the scene just now. The devil knows why the girls here don't take off their nerves and squat, exotic customs? Otherwise, it will definitely be more exciting, right? Ye Xiao had some regrets.
Of course, before he could fully understand the situation, the only thing he thought of was to cross over, after all, this feeling was too real to be a dream.
This made Ye Xiao feel as if there were 10,000 alpacas galloping by. The crossing of other people's homes is either on an ordinary bed or in a luxurious palace, at least to a place where no one can see it, right?
But when I crossed this time, I hadn't straightened out my thinking, and I didn't even see the surrounding environment clearly, and my two buttocks covered my vision, and I became a voyeur inexplicably! Or a upskirt voyeur!
Ye Xiao felt that even if he had a hundred mouths, he couldn't explain it clearly. In fact, that little Lori didn't plan to give him a chance to explain at all.
"Bang!" Little Foot kicked it quickly.
Ye Xiao didn't have the heart to appreciate the white calves like lotus roots, and hurriedly raised his hand to protect his body.
However, under this kick, Ye Xiao's body flew up directly. "Damn, master of the house?!"
Ye Xiao was shocked in his heart, and couldn't figure out where such a small Lori could get such a strong force.
"Huh!" When Ye Xiao was in the air, she saw Xiao Lori's small hand move, and a rope-like red substance gas shot out of her hand and wrapped around Ye Xiao.
"It's ...... Magic?! Ye Xiao felt that his three views had been impacted again. Then the materialized rope wrapped around him and tied him up in the air.
"Lori, bondage, lady, skirt bottom...... I just came over and encountered such a harmonious thing, can you give some buffer time? ”
Ye Xiao's body was completely restrained, and he fell heavily from the air on the beach, and he landed face down.
"Damn, what a ruthless girl. Thanks to this beach, otherwise we won't be able to keep our handsome face...... Little girl, it's best to pray that you don't fall into the hands of your brother in the future. ”
Ye Xiao was dumb for a while and ate Coptis chinensis, after all, in the real world, he bullied others, how could he have suffered this kind of grievance?
The cat lady Xiao Lori saw that Ye Xiao was subdued so easily, and a trace of doubt flashed in her cute big eyes.
"Busy! Say, "Who are you?" Little Lori stared at Ye Xiao vigilantly, and asked in a milky voice.
Hearing Xiao Lori speak, Ye Xiao breathed a sigh of relief. Since you can speak Chinese, it's easy to do.
He saw the magic of little Lori just now, and he was afraid that this world would be a Western background again. So with his junior high school level English ability, it is better to hang a coconut tree directly.
"Hey, girl. It's clear that you took the initiative to sit on my head, and you can't help but say that you used violence against me. Is this your hospitality here? Ye Xiao said cheekily.
His body was tied up with five flowers, and he could only squirm like a bean worm and sit up with difficulty.
The cat lady's little Lori was glared, and she planned to step forward to clean up Ye Xiao. But at this moment, a sudden sound sounded around him.
Soon, more than a dozen figures gathered over and surrounded Ye Xiao and Xiao Lori. It should have been attracted by the earth-shattering voice of little Lori just now.
When Ye Xiao saw these people, he was so surprised that his mouth couldn't close.
These dozen or so people turned out to be all kinds of little Lori, and they were all cute and delicate. The warm sea breeze blew, and patches of snow white loomed, making the calluses on Ye Xiao's right hand almost react.
"Nasha, what's going on? Who is this person? ”
A sexy little Lori in a red dress said, her hair is all red, and she has a fluffy tail behind her back, which seems to be a fox.
is called Nasha, naturally the little cat mother who has just "violated" Ye Xiao.
"It's a busy, he actually ...... You want to peek at me...... Toilet! Thankfully, I found out in time. ”
Nasha's face turned red in front of so many people, and she didn't tell the truth. After all, the butt is in close contact with Ye Xiao, and this kind of thing must be ashamed to talk about it.
But even so, Ye Xiao didn't feel that he was safe, he had already faintly sensed a sense of danger in the eyes of those loli, hidden under their cute appearance.
"You say, could he be Master Kara's dogleg who was sent to our village to find out the news? After all, tomorrow's showdown is too important......" said another bunny girl with long pink ears.
"Hey! Stop! I don't know any bullshit Master Kara at all! Ye Xiao shouted loudly.
He guessed from the bunny girl's tone that this Kara must be a very hated enemy of the Loli, so he added "bullshit" as a prefix to Kara's name.
In this way, you can not only clarify your identity, but also inadvertently stand on the same line with Lori. Killing two birds with one stone, Ye Xiao felt that he was too witty.
"Little sisters, do you know the Earth?"
Ye Xiao saw that the faces of the lolites were really soothed, and hurriedly took the opportunity to get down to business.
But after his words fell, the dozen pairs of beautiful big eyes stared at him, and their eyes were like looking at a monster.
"My name is Ye Xiao, and I am a man from Earth! Tell me, where the hell is this? ”
Seeing that Ye Xiao's seriousness was not a joke at all, those little lolias looked at each other, and got together and began to whisper.
It didn't take long for them to seem to reach a consensus, and the little fox opened his mouth to Ye Xiao.
"Listen, we can't let you go until we fully confirm your identity. Come with us now to the village chief and listen to her. Although your ignorant appearance is probably pretending, I still have to tell you that the world here is called the Elimination Continent! ”
After Ye Xiao heard this name, it was like hearing a thunderbolt from a sunny day.
Look at these Loli in front of you again - cute cat girl, sexy little fox, charming bunny girl...... Ye Xiao did have a sense of déjà vu.
There was a trance in front of him, and the faces of the lolias began to blur.
Ye Xiao remembered the mobile game he played. Among the avatars in the game, there seem to be these cute little animals!