TOM IS A HAPPY YOUNG MAN WHO HAS JUST BEEN IN THE ARMY FOR LESS THAN 2 YEARS AND HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE WAITING FOR HIM, BUT HE IS SENT BY THE MILITARY TO GUARD THE WAREHOUSE. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I thought it was a mysterious, special yearning. Who knew that after coming, it wouldn't be like this for a while. He considered that it was the captain who had abandoned him. He bribes him with fascist cigarettes every day, damn bastard, isn't he just sleeping with your wife? Do you need to fix me like this?

In the huge warehouse, there is a feeling of wanting to cry. Then TOM prayed every day, praying for a little stimulation from heaven. Perhaps his piety really touched his Lord. A few days ago there was another unlucky guy, his name was Jerry, this poor little black man, tsk, his ass was quite clever, like a wild horse.

"Jerry, how did you get here?"

Corporal Jerry reported in a grand manner: "Corporal Reporter, I won our colonel's. ”

"Not really, right?" Tom hesitated, "I heard that we all admire masters?" What the hell is the project? ”

Jerry said seriously: "Sleeping with his wife, he cummed in 2 minutes, and I was still strong in 50 minutes." ”

TOM THOUGHT TO HIMSELF, I JUST SLEPT WITH A CAPTAIN, YOU DARE TO SLEEP WITH A COLONEL, AND SAID JEALOUSLY: "WHY DIDN'T HE BEAT YOU TO DEATH?" ”

Jerry Tian shamelessly said, "I'm doing a good job. ”

TOm said with a disappointed face: "Here, no matter how good the work is, it's useless, look at your brother and I, it's not here to face the warehouse in a daze." ”

Jerry was about to ask, "Sir......" when he was interrupted by TOM and waved his hand, "Don't call me sir, just call me TOM." Let's be brothers, don't be so angry. ”

"Okay, TOM." Jerry is a rookie egg, who would dare to be invincible with him when he has just joined the army to do such a horrific thing.

"TOM, WHAT DO WE DO EVERY DAY?"

TOM CAREFULLY EXPLAINS: "I PATROL THE WAREHOUSE EVERY MORNING AND EVENING. ”

"Gone?"

"It's gone."

TOM looked at Jerry, who was disappointed, and like himself, he came with joy, and spent his military service disappointed, and said, "Don't be sad, it's still good, it's clean here." Sleep as long as you want, shoot at that MM photo if you want, and no one will care about you until tomorrow. ”

"Let's go, I'll take you for a walk. You're going to love it here. TOM took Jerry's little black hand and made it to the warehouse. For this new partner, he said: "This warehouse was built in 1958, which is bigger than the two of us combined. ”

On the gate of the warehouse in between, it says '51' area. That's right, this is the most mysterious place in the American Empire - Area 51, an area located in Lincolnshire, southern Nevada, 130 kilometers northwest of downtown Las Vegas (37°14′06"N115°48′40"W).

In the vicinity of Area 51, red prohibitory signs can be seen everywhere - "No photography", "No entry", and even "Authorized to use lethal weapons". It is reported that only those with a very high level of security and who have been invited by the highest levels of the military or the top of the intelligence agency are likely to enter the military base.

The place where TOM and Jerry are located is an abandoned warehouse in Area 51.

Jerry asked curiously, "I heard there are ET skeletons here?" ”

"Haha~~~" TOM LAUGHED AND SAID, "YOU'RE SO HUMOROUS. Uh, well, when I first came here, like you, I was hoping to find a clue about ET, or a UFO, but this year, I haven't even been able to find a hair with ET. I have to admire the awesomeness of our cleaners in the American Republic. ”

Jerry still didn't believe it, and asked again: "Really not, what aliens, alien vehicles, underground secret bases?" ”

TOM LAUGHS, "YOU'RE THINKING TOO MUCH, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF MACHINES." It's all something that was eliminated from the last century, and it's put here if there's no place to put it. ”

"Look, this is the U-2 indicated, Hu'er~~~ antique. Maybe people thought that this big guy was the UFO they saw. ”

"Can he still fly?"

"This, I don't know, I haven't driven it. Let's go, let's go see something else. ”

"It's a Jeep made by Germans."

TOM introduces Jerry to the big guy in front of the warehouse. Then introduce some small things, this is a fan that can't turn the fan, the insole that can shave and other messy things, these things were invented by the scientific and technological people here, and they are all put here if they are not applicable. Many have aged and simply cannot be used.

"What is this?" Jerry pointed to something special, with two lids on top and bottom.

"I don't know, it's kind of like a Terminator's shuttle." There is no mention of TOM in the catalog, and it is unknown which researcher invented it.

"Alright, I'm taking you somewhere else."

Darkness fell on the empty 51st area, looking lonely and empty, Jerry and Tom chatted for a while, and felt that it was a little late, so they checked the warehouse and went back.

Suddenly, lightning and thunder roared, and a strange light appeared in the warehouse, as if ball lightning had entered the room. It was blown up in a mess, but fortunately it did not cause a fire.

A person walked out of the wasted area, it was Zhang Shikang, who had just teleported from Ratchet City. Looking at a mess of warehouses.

"Click"

It seems to be the sound of a door being opened. A burst of bright light came, and Zhang Shikang hurriedly dodged.

Suddenly, I heard someone say, "What'sthematter."

“Idon‘tknow,justseethere‘saflash”

The English dialogue lets Kang know that he has come to Earth. It seems very happy, I didn't expect the goblin ripper to be reliable. It's just that this ripper is so inauthentic that it turned my clothes into thin again.

They shone a laser light for a while, but they didn't find anyone? But what's the deal with this mess?

"Could there be ghosts?"

"Don't scare me. I'm timid. ”

"Click"

"What sound !!"

"Huh?! Don't blind me, I'm afraid. ”

"Shall we get out of here?"

"Look again."

Zhang Shikang took advantage of the blind spot of the two to dodge, and happened to see a spacesuit hanging on the wall, and secretly thought:

"Huh? There's a spacesuit here? ”

So Kang put the spacesuit on his body, not expecting that Azeroth's three months had made him a lot stronger, and he could move around effortlessly.

"Ah?!!h

"It's an alien!!"

Jerry and TOM fled in fright. Zhang Shikang muttered: "Do I look like a ghost? Regardless of them? It's better to get in touch with your family early. ”

When Kang walked out of the warehouse, he looked at the empty ground around him and regretted a little, there was nothing here.

At this moment, Jerry and TOM were heard on the phone, sending a distress signal.

"Hey, HQ? TOM, the manager of the abandoned warehouse in Area 51, there was an emergency tonight. ”

In fact, inside the secret military base in Area 51, monitoring seismic data reports show that there are strange fluctuations in Area 51, but it is not certain where.