Chapter 18: Stupid idiots have their own stupidity

Seeing a group of strange things splashing towards him, the knight calmly dodged, came to Lin Qing with an unpredictable figure, held the hilt of the sword with one hand, made a gesture, and asked in a deep voice: "This benevolent brother, I have never known you, why do you act like this?" ”

"Huh?" Lin Qing's expression remained unchanged, with a mocking smile on his face, "Your body looks very stylish, and your posture is indeed very handsome, your attitude is very good for a person who splashes on your face, this word asks - it can't be said to be bad." Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 Unfortunately, you're one of the most incompetent players I've ever met.

"You said that you never knew me, that's not a problem, it's my habit to provoke people first when I meet for the first time, I don't want to change, and I don't think it's necessary to change. It's a test, it's a warning, and it probably means to tell the other person that I'm such a person, so that I don't have to get along for two days and suddenly lose my views. Then check the other party, so that I have a bottom in my heart about the other party.

"In principle, I'm welcome to communicate with me as long as you're willing to talk to me, but I really don't want to know people like you......"

Lin Qing's voice was very low, as if he didn't want others to hear it, and only talked to the knight alone.

The knight paused for a moment, turned his head to follow Lin Qing's gaze, looked at the young man who was following him, who couldn't dodge and was confused with a strange liquid, and smiled again: "Although I don't think it's necessary, I still want to explain to you that he is not my person." ”

"That's why you're incompetent, well, it seems pretty stupid now." Lin Qing's volume suddenly increased this time, "You said that kid is not your person?" So you can make a out of him and make your teammates take pleasure in making fun of him? ”

"Need me to remind you, did you fool him?" The knight looked a little helpless and put down the sword in his hand.

"No, I'm fooling you. Then you use the dodge, causing him to get smeared. Lin Qing suddenly stopped laughing and turned to leave, "Talking to a stupid incompetent person like you will only reduce my fashion value." ”

"Youβ€”" The knight seemed to want to say something, then thought for a moment, snorted contemptuously, turned back to the group, and handed the a towel, "Wipe it off, I'm sorry." ”

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay." The man was flattered, took the towel and wiped it twice, then turned to this side and shouted happily, "Boss Yan! You're here! I've been looking for you for a long time! ”

"Uh-Dark Forest? It's been a long time......" Xiao Cang's expression was a little surprised, and then he turned his face away.

"Acquaintances?" Lin Qing asked, then thought for a while, and asked again with a strange expression, "Boyfriend?" ”

"Fart boyfriend! Why do I have a boyfriend, you bastard! Xiao Cang retorted strongly.

"Oh-are you still attacking? This is a bit of a surprise. Lin Qing touched his chin and pondered.

"Surprise your sister - no, attack your sister!" Xiao Cangkou didn't choose to say, "Why do you have to match the two of us!" ”

"Isn't it a couple's name?" Lin Qing showed a very confused expression, "One black and one white, one yin and one yang, the water is melting ......."

"Uh...... Boss Yan, what are you talking about? "The---the Dark Forest came over, equally confused--and, of course, still a-yellow liquid, dripping down.

"Oh-!" Xiao Cang looked at his face and took three steps back, "Don't care what you're talking about here...... You go over there and rub your face clean...... Even though that piece of meat is disgusting, you're even more disgusting now......"

"Originally, I should have mocked your IQ at this time." Lin Qing was very calm, and said loudly, "However, no matter what, this idea is more reliable than a towel, so I'll give you a thumbs up." Andβ€”"

Lin Qing smiled: "Primary school dog, help wash his face." Before the words fell, a column of water rushed out from the meat block above, directly washing the Dark Forest and Xiao Cang into soup chickens.

"Why me!" Xiao Cang let out a big snort, and then took a sip of water......

"You know, he's going to help?" Gothic Lori walked out calmly with an umbrella, nothing at all.

"Ahh Lin Qing nodded, "Even the guy that kid imitated, the original reason was mostly to cover up his crimes...... Putting this aside for the time being, generally speaking, people who want to travel to another world, or create a new world, are mostly people who are not satisfied with their real life and feel very miserable about themselves - of course, the actual standard of living is another matter. In short, this kind of person will feel very unhappy when he sees a very satisfied and happy guy in this life, right? That kid is not a big-hearted person, and he won't miss anything that can be slapped in the face. ”

"It turns out that the boss can control this place to a certain extent." The knight was on the other side, and spoke to the five people around him with a serious face, "Then we have to be careful, the boss may set a lot of traps along the way." The five people around looked suddenly enlightened, and then nodded in unison.

"It's stupid." Lin Qing looked at the scene on the other side with a look of disgust, "Little Gold, have you seen him?" ”

"There have been collaborations." Golden Libra nodded, "Only once, not very familiar." ”

"Hmm...... Can you bother with this little black over here to maintain the superficial friendly relationship between the two teams? Lin Qing pointed to the Dark Forest, Golden Libra glanced at him, and then nodded with a serious expression.

"Wait! Who is Blackie? 'Head' is a measure word to describe something! The Dark Forest complained loudly.

Xiao Cang on the side suddenly felt that the scene in front of him was a little familiar, and covered his face silently.

"Is there anything wrong with Blackie? Many of the novel's protagonists' second pets are called Little Black? ”

"It's not good to look at it! Wait," Darkforest was a little confused, "why the second one?" ”

"Ah, because the first is just the one standing next to you." Lin Qing's smile was a little strange, as if he was holding back something.

"Someone standing next to youβ€”" Dark Forest turned his head a little puzzled, and then found that Xiao Cang had squatted down silently, drawing circles on the fleshy ground with his fingers, "Boss Yan! Are you his pet anymore? Wouldn't it be - this ......."

Seeing Xiao Cang's silent appearance, the Dark Forest's expression changed several times, and finally seemed to have made up his mind and rushed to Lin Qing: "Please take Xiao Hei as your second pet!" ”

"Poofha......" Lin Qing finally stopped holding back, laughed wildly, and even laughed out of tears, "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, even Xiaocang you have brainless fans!" It's easy to say, if you come to us after brushing this book, you will be your colleague of Boss Yan. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ It's not brain-dead powder. Xiao Cang stood up, looking a little unpleasant, "He wants to be my brother-in-law." ”

"Oh, rival." Lin Qing flashed backwards as he spoke, just dodging Xiao Cang's straight punch, "Skills like Friendship Breaking Face Fist are actually better to use less, if you use too much, there will be tens of thousands of harems or virgins?" ”

Xiao Cang was silent, as if he didn't want to talk to Lin Qing about this kind of stalk that he didn't understand, and looked at the envoy group composed of Xiao Hei and Golden Libra: "You actually hate knights, right?" So why talk about cooperation? ”

"Because only by cooperating first can we shoot cold in the back." Lin Qing said with a smile, "Just kidding, first of all, cooperation is a must, since the two teams meet, then this second layer is the ten-person book, and the difficulty of you thinking that three people can brush through the ten-person book is a little too high." Well, I don't hate knights, on the contrary, my feelings for him are very positive, just as I did for you when we first met. That is a pity for your future and a heartfelt, deep sympathy for your intelligence. ”

"......" Xiao Cang ignored Lin Qing's taunt, "However, with such a big reputation as a knight, there will never be nothing dry to do." ”

"It's just that he has revealed the more prominent part." Lin Qing sneered, "You also have a talent of his level." Stupid idiots have their own stupidity, but that doesn't stop the fact that they're all stupid idiots. ”

Xiao Cang was silent for a while, as if he understood Lin Qing's words, and then complained very energetically: "Anyway, you have been constantly mocking my IQ since just now! Do you really think I don't dare to kill you? ”

"Do you really think I won't dare to let you hang up forever?" Lin Qing's smile also returned to normal, "Remember, I am your master, Wangcai!" ”

"Who is Wangcai, you bastard, give me enough to stop!"

Lin Qing suddenly became serious again: "Okay, I'll say one last thing." In fact, there are always the majority of stupid idiots in this world, and even if you are, there is nothing wrong with it, even if you are, you can live happily, even if you are, or because you are, you don't need to experience the pain that some smart people will experience. And, actually, you're just the smartest stupid of yours. ”

"I see, I'm so happy - it's a ghost! Do you think you're so stubborn, you can wipe this thing away by pouring me some chicken soup for the soul! I'll tell you your account, I'll keep it in your mind, bastard! ”