"Hehehehehe......"

In the center of the T-N-T national live broadcast room, a monkey with a lewd description is scratching his ears and cheeks in front of the camera, and Kenny Smith carefully holds the string around the monkey's neck, trying to reach out and touch its head to show closeness, but the latter paws away with some disgust.

"Uh." Kenny Smith was a little hesitant to return the rope to the zookeeper on the side, when he first brought this little thing into the live broadcast room, he still thought that this guy didn't look as disgusting as described in some tabloids, but when he actually came into contact, he found that the media was quite responsible in this matter, watching the monkey grin and keep making all kinds of strange looks at him, his eyelids had begun to jump.

"Shaq, is this monkey male or female? If it's a mother, you can get close to her, but if it's a male, you have to be careful. Barkley gloated at O'Neill, who was crouching more than two meters away in front of the monkey, who was doing all sorts of antics with his hands on the ground, hoping to make the monkey feel a little more kind about him, at least not to be scratched when he "insulted" him.

"Hahahaha......" In an apartment near the Wells Fargo Center Arena, Ding Wei and the five-member group were lying on the sofa in the living room, enjoying the show together.

After getting the advance annual salary, the first thing Ding Wei did was to find a house on the Internet, although it was only about 100 square meters, but it was much more decent than the original, considering that he and his uncle were essentially lazy people, and he was embarrassed to always let Bai Wenkai be a nanny, he finally chose a more serviced and more reliable hotel-style apartment, Bai Wenkai also rented a house of the same type upstairs in his building, Ding Wei did not raise any objections to this, anyway, so far this agent is much richer than him.

"Look, isn't this monkey a bit like Hollis?" Tony Roten smirked and pointed to the center of the screen, at this time the monkey was pouting at the camera, although it was a pleasing expression, but it still couldn't hide the obscenity in his bones, and it was really difficult for the production team of T-N-T to choose such a wonderful flower among the many monkeys.

"It's kind of like ......"

Everyone nodded in agreement, not to mention, this monkey's face is simply a golden ratio combination of obscene and cute, which is very similar to Thompson, maybe his career is not so smooth, and it has nothing to do with him having such a love-hate face.

Thompson spun in circles and kicked each of the teases in the ass, the expression on his face torn between crying and laughing, which made the teases laugh even more.

"Hollis, can't you be a quiet beautiful man? Today's five embarrassing headlines are about to begin. Nolens-Noll forced a smile and motioned for Thompson to sit down, under the gaze of countless pairs of eyes in front of the TV, O'Neill maintained a half-crouching posture with his hands down, and approached his "indecent" target in small steps, and the camera lens was also very cooperative with his forward pace gradually zoomed in, the zookeeper didn't know what to mutter, the monkey who was originally sitting on the rotating round bench suddenly changed his position, exposing his red ass to the camera.

O'Neill wiped the fine sweat from his head with his big swarthy hands, and every minute he remained in such a position was a kind of torture for him, and he could only solve it quickly.

The comics' eyes were locked on a little red in the center of the screen, and for a moment the atmosphere in the room was as tense as the game.

Ding Wei, who had not spoken, pursed his lips tightly and stared at O'Neill and the monkey ass on the screen, the smile was stretched into thin wrinkles at the corners of his eyes, ready to explode in the next second, and his mood at this time was cooler than throwing a lore ball.

Just as O'Neill had already begun the final sprint towards his goal, a long echo suddenly sounded in the sound of the TV, and then the big black man of 7 feet 1 inch covered his nose and turned around, fleeing like a running cockroach to the corner of the studio.

"Hahahaha! It actually farted! ”

Henry Simms was laughing so hard that his head was about to be buried in his crotch, Rotten and Knoll who were sitting on the carpet in front of him pounded the floor, and Robert Covington sprayed Hollis Thompson with Coke in his mouth, who pulled up the placket of his shirt with one hand and rubbed it on his head, and pointed to the screen with the other, still laughing wildly, and Ding Wei, the author of all this, was holding a sofa cushion in each hand and covering the side of his face tightly, if he didn't do this, maybe his face would crack in the next second.

Barkley and Smith on the screen also laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight, and the continuous laughter lasted for nearly half a minute, and in this half minute, T-N-T's already explosive ratings today quickly pulled a steep straight line on the statistical table, breaking through the all-time high.

"Kenny! Keep going! That monkey did a great job! The director in front of the console had already laughed on the ground, but he still didn't forget to stick to his post, and reminded loudly into the headset, and then there was a low laugh like sawing wood, he had been enduring it, but he really couldn't help it.

Fortunately, Kenny Smith had experienced this kind of scene more than once, and finally relented, and he smiled and walked up to O'Neal, who was squatting in the corner of the live broadcast room, and the expression on the latter's face was more painful than eating a lump of Xiang, which also made him laugh even more.

"Shaq, are you alright?" Kenny Smith asked like a bellows, he couldn't hold back if he didn't.

"So-far, so-good......" As the only person who can't laugh at this moment, O'Neill's heart is already 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by, and for the first time in his life, he feels that his mouth is really cheap, you must know that he has always been proud of this point instead of being ashamed of it.

"And you-" Kenny Smith glanced at the monkey who was looking around a little dazedly, it was the most calm in the room at the moment, and even the zookeeper crouched down with a smile.

"Uh-" O'Neill glanced cautiously, and suddenly felt a wave of churning in his stomach, if he hadn't eaten much for dinner, he might have really done it live in the live broadcast room again, he patted his chest to soothe the churning vomiting sensation in his esophagus, "Can I go to the bathroom?" He stared at the big innocent eyes, pitiful like a child who had done something wrong.

"Hahahaha......" The laughter in front of the TV was loud again.

When O'Neill finally defied all difficulties and touched the two thick lips and the monkey's buttocks, the vast majority of people in front of the TV had no strength to laugh anymore.

"It's much more enjoyable than live streaming Barkley's ass kissing...... Ding, you're so tough, even the monkeys are helping you," Nolens-Noll struggled to recover from rolling on the floor, smiling as he plucked his hair all over his body, "I'll better change to a better carpet next time." ”

"I don't think I'll be smiling again in a year." Hollis Thompson rubbed the muscles on his face vigorously, and the comics followed suit, Ding Wei seemed to hear this voice in a trance: "Eye exercises, first quarter ......"

"No, no, no Hollis, you're still laughing like that, there may be tens of millions of people laughing in front of the TV today, but the happiest is definitely us, because this is our victory," Tony Roten suddenly got up from the floor and said, "As long as we keep winning, we'll be so happy every day, right, Ding?" ”

"Tony is right," Ding Wei nodded seriously, "so to celebrate this victory, let's go to Chinatown for a happy time!" He stood up and raised his arms as if to hold the five teases together.

“Yeah！ Chinese food! ”

"I'm going to have a seafood dinner!"

"I want to eat fat cow hot pot!"

"I'm going to eat ......"

"Whatever you eat, I'll pay for it all!" With a wave of Ding Wei's big hand, the five members jumped up from the sofa as if they had been scalded by boiling water, and quickly left with their gold owners in their arms.

……

"Oh! Cheers! N huge juice cups made a crisp clashing sound in the heat of the hot pot, and the players who had completed all the autographs could finally start their nonsense.

Nolens-Noll picked up a colander about the size of his face in a very domineering manner, and swept away a full pot of beef slices in an instant, and the others were not to be outdone, picking up the swords, guns, halberds, axes, hooks and forks in front of them and beckoning upwards, and scrambling into a piece of chaos.

Ding Wei and Zheng Meng, who held chopsticks in mid-air and didn't know where to start, looked at each other, since it was a gathering within the team, it was natural that the fat and water did not flow into the fields of outsiders and set the dining place in Boss Zheng's "fishing the world", in addition to the must-order beef hot pot and Chaozhou cuisine, there are also various well-known snacks from Tiannan and Haibei, this is still Ding Wei's idea when he worked for Boss Zheng back then, foreigners can't tell your Sichuan, Lu, Yuehuai, Yang, Fujian, Zhejiang, and Hunan gangs, as long as it is delicious and distinctive, just go up, This alone doubled Boss Zheng's income that year, and immediately raised Ding Wei's salary to the highest, if Ding Wei hadn't finally chosen the NBA road, maybe in ten or twenty years, this store would even have to be replaced by his, which can be regarded as another pinnacle of life.

"Oh, this-yours, this-mine." Seeing that all the dishes with some meat stars on the table were robbed in a mess, Zheng Meng couldn't care about being reserved anymore, rolled up his arms and sleeves and stood up with a full of chopsticks, put them on Ding Wei's plate, and clamped a chopstick to himself at a lightning speed, and suddenly two feet high mountains were piled up in front of the two.

"Well, this is too ......" Ding Wei scratched his head.

"Too what?" Zheng Meng glared.

"It's too domineering."

"Yusheng is just to be able to catch it." Zheng Meng replied in a snort, Ding Wei never expected that this female man, who had always been in his eyes, would be able to make a sound with such a high sugar content, and he almost even had crispy bones.

Feeling Ding Wei's embarrassment, Zheng Meng smiled, revealing two rows of shell-like teeth, and the black mole that Ding Wei didn't know how many times he complained about was dotted on the slightly curved corners of his mouth, adding a little charm.

Ding Wei coughed, and was about to say something to break this embarrassing situation. At this time, several men and women in oil-stained chef clothes appeared out of nowhere, giggling and laughing around the two people. The leader was a middle-aged man with a fat face that couldn't see a little wrinkle, holding a glass of yellow and clear old wine, and read the opening sentence with care:

"Fengtian carrier, the boss said: You can't see Xiao Ding'er once when you are eight generations old, I will wait until the 76 big men on the table to toast a glass, and immediately come back to me to do what to do, Qin this."

Without waiting for Ding Wei and Zheng Meng to react, he first waved his hand at the full table: "First glass of wine, toast all the Ladiesand folks at this table, cheers!" With that, he drank all the wine in the cup and held it in his hand with the rim down.

Although I couldn't understand what the fat man said, just looking at his actions, the 76ers players could guess the meaning, and they raised the juice glass in their hands and touched it collectively.

The fat man smiled mysteriously, turned around and suddenly said to Ding Wei and Zheng Meng: "Second glass of wine, toast our future boss and proprietress ." ”

Ding Wei was just about to refute, but Zheng Mengzao on the side smiled and slapped the air in front of the fat man: "What are you talking about!" ”

The middle-aged man looked at Zheng Meng, who was slightly steamed with powder, and Ding Wei, who bowed his head and was silent, and continued to play with a smile: "Xiao Ding'er, you don't care about your daughter-in-law, if this is ...... in your hometown"

"Third uncle, you are enough......" At this time, even the teammates who didn't know what was going on seemed to have discovered something, and they all turned their playful eyes to Ding Wei, and Henry Sims also secretly gave Ding Wei a thumbs up, which made Ding Wei even more stressed.

"What nonsense, hurry up and drink, what should you do when you finish drinking." Zheng Mengliu raised his eyebrows, raised the wine glass in his hand and drank it to the sky.

"Well, the proprietress has spoken, let's disperse quickly, I wish you a hundred years of happiness and early birth of a noble son——"

"A hundred years of good luck and early birth of a noble son!"

The third uncle smiled and poured another glass of rice wine into his stomach with everyone, and then led his subordinates to the back kitchen with some satisfaction, and suddenly the whole world was quiet.

"Whew......" Ding Wei sighed for a long time, what he was not good at was dealing with this kind of scene.

"What's the matter, do you have thoughts about me?" Zheng Meng smiled and whispered in his ear, Ding Wei could clearly feel the bursts of heat wafting in his ears, he smelled the beer malt in it, and there was an indescribable taste, with the small mouth that kept opening and closing in his ear slowly drifted down his nose into his heart.

"You don't have any thoughts about me, can I still have thoughts about you?"

"That's it, I don't have any idea about you anyway."

"Forget it, let's have a drink." Ding Wei picked up the juice on the table and touched Zheng Meng's beer, but he didn't notice that there seemed to be a little regret in the relieved expression of the girl opposite.

"Heh, Mu has wine, forget it, you can't drink today anyway, so let you go for the time being. Bye-bye, handsome guys of the 76ers. Zheng Meng got up from the gap between the crowded chairs with some difficulty, waved his hand at the 76ers' comics, and walked away with three shakes.

"Is her alcohol so bad?" Ding Wei frowned and looked at Zheng Meng's distant back, he always felt that the latter's performance today was a little strange.

"Oh, what a charming oriental girl...... My heart is about to melt. "Henry Sims has a nymphomaniac star-eyed look.

"I think I'd better stay away from you, Henry, your look is fucking disgusting." Tony Rotten involuntarily turned to the side, secretly saying in his heart that it was fortunate that would not be contagious.

"No matter how charming you are, you have a famous flower, Henry, it's better for you to change your goal, otherwise you will regret it for the rest of your life." Thompson patted Himms on the shoulder while squeezing his eyes.

"I've only known her for a long time......"

"Needless to say, we get it."

"Understood."

"Understood."

"Understood......"

……

"Mistakenly made a bad friend-" Ding Wei had no choice but to look up to the sky and sigh.

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