"Aha! Climb along the rope for more than ten meters and you can water for a chapter and a half, this job is really easy! Lin Qing jumped down from the rope, and the golden scale in his arms directly teleported to a distant place, so Lin Qing jumped, stretched his arms to the sky and opened his arms, as if to express some kind of emotion, and shouted out a sentence that was completely inconsistent with the facts. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Lin Qing, if you dance like this, the will of the universe will wipe you out, right?" Xiao Cang also stood far away from the rope and said to Lin Qing, "But then again, why are you still jumping, Lin Qing?" Don't you think there's something wrong? ”

"What's wrong?" Lin Qing said, his right foot tiptoed the ground, turning his ankle like a cigarette butt, "It's very soft and comfortable?" If the ground in the real world were like this, there would be a lot fewer people staying at home alone. ”

"That makes sense—because the whole family was at home and didn't dare to go out!" Xiao Cang's transition between stillness and movement is very subtle, and he obviously has a deep understanding of the essence of this method of complaining, "You should look down and see if it's okay!" ”

"What's there to see? Isn't it just a stupid piece of meat that has been broken to pieces? Lin Qing snorted disdainfully, "The corpse left by one of the two idiot blacks just now." If other players die, they will die, and if the NPC follows the fun and doesn't use their brains, then they deserve to hang up. I'm willing to step on the corpse of an idiot like him, and he should thank me. ”

Xiao Cang scratched his head: "That-I didn't mean that......"

"What's that?" The corpse is disgusting, shall we stay away from it?' Lin Qingxie looked at Xiao Cang with a smile.

In fact, Xiao Cang really meant this, but Lin Qing's words just now seemed to have misunderstood that he wanted Lin Qing to respect the corpse, in contrast, Xiao Cang felt that his idea was very bad, and he nodded a little embarrassed in agreement: "Uh...... This ......"

"May I ask a question, and you're too—native?" The good-figure woman next to Xiao Cang suddenly opened her mouth to speak to Lin Qing, and these Xiao Cang were relieved from that kind of embarrassing topic, and couldn't help but cast a grateful look at her.

"Bingo, I'm an NPC~" Lin Qing smiled and pulled the rope, and he didn't know what mechanism he had arranged on it, the thick rope was loosened from the top, and it fell to the ground - to be precise, it fell into the pool of blood of the black brother before...... Then Lin Qing rolled the rope and dragged the rope closer to them, "You also misunderstood, didn't you?" I'm afraid only Xiao Cang didn't find out.,I'm pretending to be a player in my words before.。 ”

"Hey! Okay, my intellect has grown! Xiao Cang said a little unhappily, "Anyway, why are you pretending to be a player?" ”

"It's easy. That idiot girl is obviously the kind of guy who doesn't treat NPCs as human beings - there will be sister characters in Galgame, and some players will enjoy that kind of interaction being taken care of, but seriously, it is rare to see those characters as human beings, and they will be laughed at by the other guys. Lin Qing shrugged his shoulders, "Xiao Cang, you are still too naïve, so you didn't see through the trap of this so-called 'active position' and mistakenly regarded this as a player." ”

"I'm off topic again, back to the topic I just had. In that case—specifically, because of your misleading thinking that we can't fight back—all I can do is make her think that we're in the 'true love' camp too. Lin Qing also mocked Xiao Cang during the explanation, and then calmly handed the rope to him when Xiao Cang was crazy, motioned for him to put it away, and continued, "However, what is fake is fake after all. In that terrible range that I didn't expect, it only took a tiny gap for my lie to fall apart. ”

"Moreover, a lie that does not have the slightest vulnerability cannot exist." Lin Qing's smile was a little cold, "Lying and deceiving people, lying is the first, and deceiving people is the goal." So, it's enough to fool her. As long as she didn't have the slightest suspicion, and her eyes were fixed on the range I wanted her to see, even if the empty hole next to her was big enough to run Beamon, it didn't affect the fact that she had been deceived at all. ”

"Uh-that-all that, you're just trying to say that if you're an NPC who has been negotiating with her, you're likely to be suspicious of her, and your plan to fool will collapse completely?" Xiao Cang thought for a while and gave a summary.

Lin Qing snapped his fingers: "That's right—Xiaocang, you can directly get the answer from such nonsense!" ”

"You know it's nonsense! Are you so complicated! Also 'run Beamon'! Xiao Cang received the rope into the carry-on space, looked at the blood stains on his hands, his expression was a little subtle, and he simply used spit to divert his attention, but found that Lin Qing and the others had already walked away in one direction, "What are you in a hurry ......?"

"First of all, you can cheat the word count by saying this." Lin Qing said something very terrible with a calm face, "Secondly, if I tell you the answer so simply and clearly, will you really believe it?" Do you know what's really different between you and when you started? It's just as naïve and silly, but you don't trust people unconditionally - especially me. ”

"Well-if you really told me that plainly, then I would be suspicious...... Because it's not in line with your character of not being ashamed of lying and deceiving people, and most of the time you're keen to pretend. Xiao Cang nodded thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to look at Lin Qing, "So-what you just said is because you want to pretend to be forced?" ”

"Xiaocang, your comprehension and summarization skills have really made great progress." Lin Qing looked at Xiao Cang with emotion.

"......" Xiao Cang tugged at the corners of his mouth, and then continued to complain loudly, "So you say so much nonsense to death!" ”

"You said it all, he wants to pretend." The golden libra is now naturally held by Lin Qing, because this picture is inexplicably harmonious, if the golden libra has been silently eating lollipops and not speaking, Xiao Cang will not notice this.

"Damn, this is really a successful strategy......" Xiao Cang muttered. After noticing, he was forced to leave his girlfriend and sister, and Xiao Cang, who was alone, felt that the picture in front of him was very dazzling, so he simply stopped talking to Lin Qing and turned his head to talk to the woman with a good figure.

"Although I have already said it again." Xiao Cang looked at the woman's right hand tied with a fast-acting hemostatic bandage, and said with a somewhat apologetic smile, "But, sure enough, it's good to say it again, I really appreciate what happened just now." ”

The woman smiled quietly and shook her head: "No thanks. Although it hurt a little at that time, after the bandage was put on, it was warm and comfortable. ”

"......" Xiaocang originally wanted to say that it was a "liar", the fast-acting hemostatic bandage has the ability to stop bleeding at an unscientific speed and promote wound healing, but firstly, there is no pain-relieving effect, and secondly, although the feeling of rapid wound growth does feel a little hot, it definitely has nothing to do with "comfort", but after hesitating, Xiaocang swallowed this sentence back.

For a while, Xiao Cang felt that the atmosphere here was a little awkward.

"I said- what do you think you just wanted to say?" Xiao Cang finally thought of a topic that seemed to be good.

“…… I think you guys seem to have a great time. The well-figured woman responded, "I'm not embarrassed to interject." ”

"Ha, if you talk to that kind of mentally problematic chatterbox, if you don't interrupt him, you won't want to say what you want to say for the rest of your life." Xiao Cang grinned, "This is a matter of experience—why do I suddenly feel so miserable......"

The woman with a good figure smiled: "Really? You guys have such a good relationship. ”

“？” The doubts on Xiao Cang's face were not fake, and he said with a serious face, "Although I also mistakenly regarded him as a friend, he directly pointed out and ridiculed me, right?" I promise you, if I hadn't been tricked into being his pet in the first place, I would have found a way to kill him and never have anything to do with him again. ”

"Really?" The well-shaped woman smiled and nodded, "I believe in you—your relationship is really good." ”

Xiao Cang slapped his face, and his face was full of egg pain: "Did I say it very vaguely?" I'd definitely find a way to kill him if I could—you still think we're on good terms?" ”

"yes." The woman's smile was very shallow, but she was indeed smiling, looking at Xiao Cang, whose face was full of confusion and whose eyes seemed to be looking at a psychopath, covered her mouth and smiled, "Since you said 'if possible', then you just can't kill him now, right?" You're a player, and you've been fooled into a pet by him, and you've treated him as a friend, and you've pulled him to play along-"

"No, I'm competing with my girlfriend, and that guy is competing with that Lori - so you don't have to look at that Lori so strangely, not only do their teammates not have their brains pumping, but they also laugh at the dead people, and of course they don't feel sorry for their teammates there." Xiao Cang interrupted the woman's words, "Then again, that's obvious, right?" If we're not from the 'Lover' camp, why do you think we're killing that teammate of yours? Do you think that neurotic is really trying to save you from the dire situation? ”

"That's right." The woman covered her mouth and nodded as if she had realized something, "I only realized when you said it, I am really stupid." ”

"......" Xiao Cang felt very uncomfortable with this woman's reaction, the people around him - represented by Lin Qing but not just Lin Qing - everyone was keen on deceiving and pretending, even if he really didn't notice it, then he would definitely sneer with a ridiculous expression and said, "Why do you think I can't even think of this?" This kind of words, such an honest admission of being stupid, often have a conspiracy behind it, but this kind of judgment standard does not seem to be suitable for the woman in front of her.

"Then I understand. If you're his pet, then he's somehow pulling you to him to help him? That's what you're arguing about when we get there. He's done such indecent things, and you're still willing to help him in the end, aren't you? The woman smiled, "You, really, have a good relationship." ”

"It's not because I'm kind-hearted...... Forget it, whatever you think, it's okay if the relationship is good. Xiao Cang suddenly realized that if this continued, this matter seemed to be getting darker and darker, "In that guy's words, 'You can't benefit from having to do so much with a character like you, and such a protagonist will be scolded.'" ’。 ”

"Hmm-Speaking of which," Xiao Cang said this, he suddenly remembered, "What do you mean by that-and what Lin Qing said just now--Isn't it good that you and your partner, the player we killed?" ”

"......" The woman's smile vanished, and she pursed her lips, a sad look on her face.