Chapter 862: The Battle Between Fists and Wet
[299X ......]
[A nuclear war will destroy the civilization on this planet.] γ
After completing the loading process, the script synopsis will follow.
But...... The first two sentences of this introduction are full of various dΓ©jΓ vu and slots.
[98% of the world's population died in the war, and the remaining 2 survivors struggled to survive in the ruins and deserts filled with radiation contamination.] γ
[Food, fresh water, a place to sleep peacefully...... These things, which were taken for granted, have become luxuries, objects that people compete for every day. γ
At this point, the narrator's eyes are still pitch black, with only white subtitles slowly rising.
[Final...... This world, abandoned by technology, has surrendered to violence. γ
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Dengzhi Deng~Deng~Deng-Deng......-Deng
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"?" When the first lyrics came out, Feng Buyi was shocked, "Beidou God Fist? But he immediately refuted the inference, "No...... Isn't the story of the Fist of the Big Dipper set at the end of the twentieth century? But this one is 299X......"
Soon, accompanied by intense background music, the narrator continued the introduction and answered Brother Jue's doubts......
[In this land of the last days, countless men with earth-shattering martial arts have appeared one after another. γ
[In order to compete for the position of the overlord of the last days, they wrote an epic of fierce battles on this rabbit star. γ
"Huh?" Feng Bujue was stunned at the time, "Rabbit Star? After being stunned for two seconds, he said to himself, "He meows not the earth at all!" So what else is it that doesn't mean it? β
When he complained loudly in his heart, the BGM came to an abrupt end. In the next second, Brother Jue's eyes lit up, and he gained control of his body.
γMain quest triggeredγ
[Kill four members of the "Corpse Knife Second Team.] γ
As soon as Feng Bujue wanted to confirm the situation around him, the system prompt had already sounded.
But it's okay...... In terms of the actual situation around him, he has nothing to confirm.
Overhead, the scorching sun in the sky; Everywhere you look, you'll see rolling white sand dunes with no edge in sight. And three of his teammates were not far from him. The four of them are separated from each other, and the distance between them is about three meters.
"Brother Jue...... Is this some kind of hunting version of the world of the Great Dipper? Two seconds later, Xiao Si turned around and asked in a crying and laughing tone.
"......No," Feng replied thoughtfully, "After two and a quarter seconds of thinking, I realized one thing......
"Oh?" Xiao Ling interjected with interest, "What is it?" β
"This is the Main Universe." Feng Bujue's answers and ideas are really out-of-the-box.
As soon as these words came out, all three of his teammates showed a little doubt.
Not only them, but all the viewers who watched the game on the live channel at the moment were also puzzled.
"This ......" After a while, Ruoyu took two steps towards Brother Jue and asked in a deep voice, "...... How so? β
"The name of this semi-final is an obvious hint......" Feng Bujue replied, "The so-called 'fierce battle in the Four Realms' is a hint...... All of the rematch scripts take place in the main universe. β
"Huh?" Xiao Si's eyes widened, still looking ignorant, "Four Realms...... Main Universe ...... Not a word, right? β
"The main universe of Thriller Paradise is roughly divided into four realms......" Feng Bujue immediately explained in a very calm tone, "They are governed by the four pillar gods......
"Wait." At this time, Xiao Ling suddenly interrupted Brother Jue, "Commander...... We're live now, and countless viewers are listening to you. β
Her prompt stopped at the point, and she didn't make it any further, but the subtext was already obvious - "Is it really good for you to casually make this kind of valuable information public?" β
"Actually, it doesn't matter...... Feng Bujue shrugged his shoulders and replied, "but ...... You have a point. He smiled, "Anyway...... You just have to believe me, this must be the main universe, and I'll tell you more about the specific settings after this fight. β
"Hmm...... It's really not convenient to say it right now. At this time, Xiao Si raised his eyes and looked over Brother Jue's shoulder, "It seems that a group of uninvited guests are coming towards us...... It's not slow. β
As he spoke, Brother Jue, Ruoyu, and Xiao Ling all turned their heads to look in that direction; Although the limits of the three of them were slightly different, they could all see what was approaching in the distance within three seconds.
"Huh~Number of people...... Oh no...... There are quite a few rabbits. Feng Bujue immediately smiled and muttered.
"The rabbit-like human setting isn't that much...... But isn't this Moxican hairstyle a little too much......" Xiao Ling also muttered beside him.
"Hmm...... Not only the hairstyle, but also the clothing is also a strong Beidou God Fist miscellaneous soldier style......" Xiao sighed continued, "all kinds of huge, barbed metal accessories; oversized shoulder pads, hand pads, knee pads; meaningless straps, belts; Inexplicable panties worn outside, crop tops ......"
In the process of the group of rabbit people driving all kinds of strange locomotives all the way, Brother Jue and the three of them were there to complain about the shape of the NPC repeatedly, only Ruoyu didn't say a word, she just silently put her hand on the saber on her waist.
"Bha-ha!"
"Hahahaha......"
"Lulu......"
After a few moments, the bunnies finally came closer, and they let out strange screams as they surrounded the four men on the front line of Hell.
"Hmm...... This kind of fixed-term unfolding ......" Feng Bujue read with a painful face, "Now it seems that I am really a little ashamed......"
Xiao Ling, who was a few meters away, pulled the corner of Xiao Si's clothes and asked softly: "Hey, I don't know much about "Fist of the Big Dipper", what will happen next?" β
Xiao Si turned his head and replied, "Uh...... They probably drove the locomotive, circling around us and kicking up dust, all the while yelling and screaming, and making all sorts of perverted expressions that they thought were scary. β
"Huh?" The corners of Xiao Ling's mouth twitched, "What's the point?" β
"Hmm......" Xiao sighed again, "one is to set off the atmosphere, and the other is to delay time......" He paused for half a second, and added, "Like this kind of fixed routine of miscellaneous soldiers appearing, it's the same as the protagonist's explosion, beautiful girl's transformation, and mecha combined...... Long-form animation has to rely on these to make a detour. β
While they were whispering, the surrounding bunnies gradually slowed down and stopped one after another.
When the dust cleared a little, a rabbit man with a height of more than two meters (not counting ears and head hair) and an unusually burly body climbed out of the side position of a straddle (i.e., side three-wheeled motorcycle, commonly known as "side three" or "shoulder").
With a sinister smile on his face, he took a few steps forward with heavy steps, and as he walked, he said to himself, "Hehe...... It's good luck today, four earthlings...... You can sell it for a good price in the market. β
"This rabbit brother ......" After a second, Feng Bujue consciously took on the role of negotiator, took two steps towards the tall rabbit man, and raised his head and said, "Listen to what you mean, you seem to be planning to arrest a few of us and sell them as commodities?" β
"Huh?" The rabbit man looked at Brother Jue with a condescending and contemptuous gaze, and then sneered, "Hmph...... Now that you can see it, why don't you just tie your hands and catch it? β
"Hehe......" Feng Buyi showed a smile as warm as a spring breeze, "I see......" he licked his lips, "By the way, I don't know your Excellency's name, how to call it?" β
"Hmph......" replied the rabbit man, "what?" You stand on Uncle Ben's territory, but you haven't even heard of my name as the king of 'Ka Ka Lu'? β
The moment he reported his slightly cute name, Xiao Ling almost laughed, and Xiao Si was also blushing. And the spectators who were watching the game (in this case, those who fixed their perspective on the front side of hell) basically burst into laughter on the spot.
"King Kakalu, huh?" Feng Bujue's face did not change, and he replied with a smile, "Before you arrest me and sell me, I have something to report to you. β
"Oh? What's up? A look of curiosity flashed in the rabbit's eyes.
Feng Buju's expression changed, and he replied seriously: "I, not an ordinary earthling......" As he said, he moved his hand to his waist, "I'm a cook......
"Huh?" Ka Ka was stunned for a moment, and looked back at his companions.
At this time, a tall and thin rabbit man who looked quite clever in the rabbit group behind reminded him loudly: "King! He said he was a cook! β
"Oh~" Ka Ka Lu nodded when he heard this, and then cast a disdainful look at Brother Jue, "What do I want to say...... "Hmph...... Do you think you can be treated differently if you have a skill? Ha! I'm so sorry...... We rabbits only eat carrots, and we like to eat raw, and the value of a chef in us is no different from that of ordinary coolies, and even inferior to ......"
"That's not what I meant." Feng Bujue shook his head and continued.
"And what exactly are you trying to say?" Ka Ka Lu became a little impatient, and his speech sped up, and his voice increased a little higher.
"I just want you to know......," Feng Bujue said, taking out the scabbard of [Bell's Daily Knife], "I'm a man who can make rabbit meat into a chicken flavor." β
For the next five seconds, no one spoke except for the sound of wind and sand......
This should be the silence that comes after a bad joke......
Regardless of whether the rabbits around him understood it or not, the three on the Hell Front understood anyway, but they didn't laugh either.
"Hmm...... I understand......" After five seconds, Ka Kalu's face sank and the corners of his mouth grinned, "You kid dare to trick me!" β
It's too late, it's too soon!
As the second half of the sentence burst out, his fist was raised.
The casserole-sized fist slammed into Feng Bujue's head from top to bottom...... This fist is strong and heavy, and the fist wind passes everywhere, bringing out the sound of whirring wind.
Boom!
A second passed, and the yellow sand exploded.
Although this punch did not hit Jue Ge, after hitting the sand, it blasted out a semi-circular sand pit up to one meter deep.
"What? Dodge? When he closed his fist, he was shocked.
"It's pretty impressive." Before the flying sand dispersed, Feng Bujue's voice had sounded again, "It seems that Brother Ka is still a boxer?" β
"Humph! Stupid earthlings! Before Kakalu could reply, a rabbit in the rabbit group had already rushed to say, "Our Kakalu King is the successor of the 'Short-haired Divine Fist'!" There are countless masters who have lost under him! β
When they heard the words "Short-haired Divine Fist", Xiao Si and Xiao Ling finally couldn't help it, and the two of them laughed heartily, and their waists bent with laughter. If it weren't for the fact that they were guarding against an attack that might come at any moment, they would have wanted to lie down and laugh for a while.
"Huh......" Feng Bujue took a deep breath and turned his head to his teammates, "Okay, okay, don't laugh, I'll count to three, come and shoot [Lanjiao-Zhou Xuan], you guys hide." β
"Understood."
"Roger."
"Oh."
Xiao Ling, Xiao Si and Ruoyu each responded.
Then, Brother Jue began to count: "One...... 2. ......"
At this moment, the surrounding rabbits basically didn't figure out what these people were going to do, and they didn't understand what Brother Jue's "Lanjiao-Zhou Xuan" meant, so they didn't react at all.
But...... Ka Ka Lu seemed to sense something.
"Three!" After Feng Bujue counted the last sound, he took advantage of the situation to prop up the ground with one hand, stood upside down, opened his feet horizontally, and used his waist strength to rotate his feet like the propellers of a helicopter.
While he was making moves, his three teammates were already jumping and lying on their stomachs, and they all left the level that was at the same level as Brother Jue's legs.
Therefore, when the circular slash spread out, no one on the Hell Front was affected.
But...... The rabbits are miserable.
After this wave of Lan feet, the rabbit miscellaneous soldiers surrounding the players were almost completely wiped out. They were either cut off from the chest up or beheaded...... Only a handful of people who are particularly short or half-crouching are still alive......
Of all the surrounding rabbits, only one dodged the blow with their own reactions...... That person (rabbit) is the King of Kakazura.
......Two seconds later, when Ka Ka Lu got up from the ground, his face was already white, "It turns out that you are also a boxer...... Damn it! β
"Boxers don't dare to be." Feng Bujue stood up straight again, dusted off the dust on his sleeve and said, "Like the Six Styles, the Evil King Yan Killing Fist, the Southern Dipper Holy Fist Crane Immortal Flow, and the like...... I've only learned a little bit of the surface, how dare I compare it to you, the descendant of the Short-Haired Divine Fist? β
"You don't have garlic for me!" No matter how stupid Ka Ka Lu was, he could hear that the other party was mocking himself, so he ...... He immediately roared and made a killing move, "Suffer death!" Short-haired 100 split fist! βR1152