"Hello? Zhang Fan? Something..... I think you'll be happy to help me......" Li Shengxiao called back Zhang Fan's missed call, and the call went through quickly. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Hello? Is it a master? Master, why did you choose to retire? Zhang Fan obviously selectively forgot what Li Shengxiao said, and the first sentence he said was to ask Li Shengxiao about the reason for his retirement.

"Other people's brains are watts, are you also watts in your brains? Didn't I say I wanted to create my own team! "If Zhang Fan is in front of him at this time, Li Shengxiao will definitely go up and be a few bursts!

No way! You have such a smart master, can't your IQ be improved for Mao?

"Oh!! Yeah! I almost forgot about this stubble......" Zhang Fan suddenly realized, snorting haha.

"I really don't know how a guy with zero IQ like you can survive in this society....." Li Shengxiao couldn't help but hold his forehead.

"Oh what, just now the master said that there is something I will be happy to help with? What's the matter??? Zhang Fan on the other end of the phone finally remembered what Li Shengxiao said at the beginning......

"Hmm.... Belch.... It is.... That one..... This one..... How so..... Eh...... "To be reasonable, Li Shengxiao had already thought about how to say this matter to Zhang Fan before, but it turned out that he couldn't say anything to his mouth..... That's pretty embarrassing, isn't it?

The question is..... It's really hard to talk about!

What the hell!!!

Li Shengxiao was a senior otaku in his last life, and he never even touched a girl's hand! Where do you know such a thing as confession? And!! Now it's not a matter of confession! It's especially hugging... Ahem, ahem!

You can't let Li Shengxiao say to Zhang Fan directly: "Let's get married!" Let's give birth to monkeys! ”

No way! To be reasonable, if Li Shengxiao really said this, Zhang Fan would definitely hang up the phone immediately! But before hanging up the phone, this kid will definitely say something like, "You may be a fake master!" ”

Reserved! Be reserved!

Li Shengxiao self-hypnotized.

However, when Li Shengxiao was hypnotizing himself, Zhang Fan on the other end of the phone had been hanging for several minutes......

Finally, Zhang Fan couldn't help it: "That.... Master, can we be more refreshed if we have something? It's not like you! ”

Zhang Fan just heard Li Shengxiao squirming there, and almost hung up the phone directly! Because he found .....

Why is this my master? That's not right! Why did my master become like this? Could it be that I opened it the wrong way?

"Good! Then I'll get straight to the point! Li Shengxiao took a deep breath and said solemnly.

Come straight to the point? Just you? Don't be funny! Have you ever seen someone who wants to "um.... Belch.... It is.... That one..... This one..... How so..... Eh...... "Like this?" Although Zhang Fan had complained about Li Shengxiao a hundred times in his heart, he was still not in a hurry: "Well, I'll listen......"

"Good! Then don't be surprised! ”

"Good! No surprise guaranteed! ”

"Good! Then after I'm done, don't panic! Don't doubt life! ”

"Good! Promise not to panic, promise not to doubt life! ”

"Good! Then I say ......."

"Stop! Master.... Didn't you say you wanted to get straight to the point....."

"Good! Then let's be in this together! ”

"Good! What about us........ What???? What's that??? Master, what did you just say? I..... Did I hear me right? Crooked? Crooked? Master? Master? ”

Li Shengxiao finished speaking: "Then let's be together!" This sentence immediately hung up the phone! Because he doesn't know what will happen if he talks to Zhang Fan again!

"Oops! I'm dripping mom! I'm ashamed to die......" Li Shengxiao rarely showed a shyness, and his beautiful appearance and this soft voice are simply life-threatening!

On the other side, Zhang Fan was holding the phone tightly at this time, smirking vigorously, and the corners of his mouth were drooling, he didn't know it.....

.......

All day, Li Shengxiao's phone was useless anyway..... Because Zhang Fan has been on the phone!

Li Shengxiao wanted to blacklist Zhang Fan several times, but he still forcibly held back.....

After thinking for a long time, Li Shengxiao turned on the computer and updated a V-blog, the specific content is as follows:

"From today onwards, you will be my man! Whoever dares to touch you, tell me! You are only allowed to be good to me alone in the future, and you are not allowed to go outside to find women! In the future, I am only allowed to lose my temper with you, and you are not allowed to lose my temper with me! If not..... Hum! @张张张凡! "A short short passage .... showed Li Shengxiao's domineering! But that's not all! Because there is also a picture for this passage!

In the picture, Li Shengxiao peeled half of a banana and placed it on the board, holding a handful of bright silver ..... in his left hand Kitchen knife!

It is said that the first big brother to see this V Bo..... At that time, I felt a cold wind blowing inexplicably in the crotch......

A few minutes after Li Shengxiao sent out this V blog, the mobile phone that was "bombed" by Zhang Fan finally stopped......

At the same time, Zhang Fan reposted this V blog and commented: "You have big breasts and you speak!" ”

Just six words! Zhang Fan's attitude was revealed!

The crowd was stunned when they saw the two of them..... And because Li Shengxiao's comment area is locked, the people who eat melons have gone to Zhang Fan's comment area! Start the "crusade" against Zhang Fan!

"Mom! Someone forcibly showed affection in the air! “

"Cold dog food is slapped on the face! Cold dog food is stuffed into the mouth indiscriminately! “

"Don't say more, Zhang Fan, draw your sword! Imperial City PK! The weak are not worthy of Li Ye! “

"What the hell? If you don't pay attention to Zhang Fan, you kid kidnapped Li Ye away? Why can't I Zhao Ritian be the first person! “

"Zhang Fan, right? Remember to close the doors and windows tonight! Don't let me climb in! Otherwise...... Hum! “

"Brothers! Li Ye was abducted by Zhang Fan, a kid, and the bomb blade was sent! “

Of course, in addition to "crusading" Zhang Fan, the comment is more of a heartfelt congratulations!

"Zhang Fan, you have to take good care of our Li Ye.... Huh! I'm right, right? ”

"Hahaha! The big brother upstairs said nothing wrong! Li Ye takes care of Zhang Fan! ”

"+1 upstairs! At first glance, Zhang Fan is weak, and Li Ye is a strong attack!! “