"You even know the three-week rule?"

Zhen Lang was shocked, he felt that Shui Mi'er was a demon who could see through a man's heart, and he couldn't hide anything from her.

"Wood...... Eh, Uncle Wood, I don't know, everyone on earth knows it, right? Shui Mi'er couldn't stand Zhen Lang's stunned appearance, and said angrily and funny: "Do you think there are still a few college students who haven't heard of the three-week rule?" ”

Zhen Lang was right when he thought about it, and suddenly felt that Shuimi'er was not so terrible.

Shui Mi'er looked down at him as if interrogating: "Let me guess again, did Dynamics teach you?" It's the two of us in the second week, and he taught you to take advantage of me? ”

Zhen Lang felt that this goblin was terrifying again, and said in panic: "How do you know it's dynamic?" ”

Shui Mi'er said aggressively: "Do you still need to ask, what Er Fat thinks of is the obscene idea of stalking the two of us, and the stationmaster can only theorize, so he has dynamic experience." He will definitely pretend to be a person who has come from the vicissitudes of life, and point you out from time to time. ”

"You've caught up with Detective Conan." Zhen Lang was terrified, feeling that except for the too sci-fi electronic sound in his head, I am afraid that there is no secret that can hide from the goblin in front of him.

"Look, I scare you, am I that scary?" Shui Mi'er looked at Zhen Lang with a panicked face helplessly.

Zhen Lang: "It's not just terrifying, it makes me feel like I'm being monitored when I go to the toilet." ”

"Go, who's so disgusting to monitor you on the toilet?" Shui Mi'er snorted, and finally gave Zhen Lang an easy-to-understand explanation: "You are still level 11, not even a level 5 little boy." After a week of normal dating between men and women, not only the boy is thinking about what to do after a week, but the girl is also thinking about this problem, can you understand this? ”

Zhen Lang suddenly said: "It turns out that you women have been on guard for a long time?" ”

Honey: "That's, don't be careful." It's been unknown for a long time. ”

Zhen Lang: "I don't quite understand, in this case, why are so many girls deceived?" ”

Honey: "So you are a piece of wood, it is not certain who will be deceived." ”

Zhen Lang was stunned when he heard this: "What do you mean by this?" ”

Shui Mi'er talked eloquently: "It is normal for a boy to have a certain idea when he meets a girl he likes. It's the same for girls, when they meet the guy they like. There will be that kind of thought, too. However, girls always have to be reserved, and generally girls will wait for boys to take the initiative, so that those stunned young people think that they have succeeded in their treacherous schemes......"

Zhen Lang was indignant: "It's been a long time, and our male compatriots have been played with by you women all the time?" ”

Honey: "Don't say it so ugly, you men are not good things." Not to mention, are there fewer girls in our school who have been toyed with and abandoned? Many boys never chase a girl because they like it in their hearts, as long as they can coax them into bed. You can do anything. Even your roommates, I bet that if a little flower takes the initiative to make an appointment with them, they won't even consider whether they have an emotional basis or not, and they will just kill them. ”

Zhen Lang was speechless, he touched his conscience and thought about it, if there was a small series of flowers to go out, the third master would definitely not think about any love and hatred. I just took off my pants and started the story.

There are many things in this world, there is no right or wrong. only has a position, and in the end, Zhen Lang still stood in the camp of his male compatriots and strengthened his position: "According to what you say, you women are not necessarily very good." Also in our school, Qian Mengru was tired of kicking away the livestock, not a hundred but eighty. And real cases around me. For example, cannons, several girls didn't ask him out because they liked him, didn't those women just want to live well? ”

"Okay, uncle, don't make any noise. Let's talk about purity. Shui Mi'er softened suddenly, and said quietly: "Uncle, I'm about to graduate, so the slave family doesn't want to spend precious time arguing with you." ”

Zhen Lang softened: "Okay, let's talk about something with positive energy, and by the way, add a little bit of pickle girl experience points to me." Actually, I'm very curious, just those men and women who are in love, hehe, mainly women...... When they go out with men, are they on guard, or are they mentally prepared? ”

Shui Mi'er smiled: "My uncle, this is not Newton's three laws, you can't use one law to cover all girls." In short, this is also a score, and girls who are a little more open-minded should be ready. If you are conservative, you will be more prepared. ”

Zhen Lang: "It sounds complicated. ”

Honey: "Is this complicated?" There are more complicated ones, and many times, whether the story can happen or not depends not only on the girls, but also on the boys. For example, some girls are mentally prepared, but the boy suddenly says the wrong thing or does the wrong thing, which makes the girl change her mind temporarily. For another example, some girls go out with boys, which is very defensive, but that boy plays extraordinarily and breaks the girl's defense, maybe it will succeed that night. ”

Zhen Lang seemed to understand: "It's really complicated, is there a simple and crude routine?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "Then I'll summarize one sentence for you, three words that rhyme very - coaxing, petting, and hurting!" ”

Zhen Lang: "What does it mean?" ”

Shui Mier: "As long as she is a woman with a normal personality orientation, she longs to be coaxed, spoiled, and hurt by a man." In the future, when you open up the wasteland, remember the essence of these three words, and my sister will ensure your success. ”

Zhen Lang: "No, this is the routine after the appointment, right?" When you open up the wasteland, don't you still have to pursue it? ”

Shui Mier: "The pursuit stage is not complicated, and some predecessors have already summed up one sentence - bold and careful, and thick-skinned. ”

Zhen Lang: "I've heard this, but in practice, it seems to be another thing. You see that the fourth master of our dormitory can be regarded as bold and careful, and he has been chasing him for more than a week, and Yu Shasha doesn't pay much attention to him at all. ”

Shui Mi'er: "That's the wrong way he used." ”

Zhen Lang was curious: "What method should I use?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "I can't say it clearly, when you reach level 20, you can be his master." ”

Zhen Lang: "Okay, last question, when the two of us are together, are you mentally prepared?" ”

Honey Girl became arrogant: "Hmph." Don't tell you. ”

Zhen Lang was angry: "I'm an uncle today, you actually treat me like this?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "Uncle also wants to convince people with virtue, who made you do such a trivial thing to the slave family just now." ”

Her next words seemed to mean something: "We've known each other for almost two weeks, and now that we're about to enter the third week, you didn't think to use this trick until today." I'm really convinced of you. ”

Zhen Lang was inspired: "Am I supposed to be on you a long time ago?" ”

"Definitely, the last time I went to the old building No. 7, everyone was ready, but you are so honest with your hands." Shui Mi'er despised him mercilessly, and said angrily: "Do you know that if you do this, it will make girls feel very unattractive." ”

Zhen Lang regretted that his intestines were blue: "Damn, it turns out that I missed such a good opportunity?" ”

Shui Mi'er despised him even more: "You didn't just miss an opportunity, I don't want to complain about you." It's also a shame that you met me. If you meet a ruthless girl, you will already be scolded in your heart for being a second goods. Don't believe it, not every girl can accept a piece of wood like you. Some wooden men didn't act a few times in a row, and the girls were disappointed in him. ”

Zhen Lang was very embarrassed: "I suddenly have a feeling of being Guo Jing, and I'm not so simple, right?" ”

Shui Mier: "That's not necessarily, the times are different, if Guo Jing lives in 2030, he will definitely take the initiative more than you." ”

Zhen Lang suddenly became very sassy: "Today I am Guo Jing in 2030." Hey, Sister Rong'er. Let Brother Jing do it to you. ”

"Brother Jing won't say such a lewd dialogue from you." Shui Mi'er snorted, her breathing was a little short, her little face was flushed, she lowered her head and said softly: "Uncle, you can go up and down your hands, but you can't put your hands inside the slave's clothes." ”

Zhen Lang was stunned for a moment. The whole person was on fire.

He was bold, and without doing anything, he went out with both hands and pressed on Shui Mi'er's D-class chest.

At that moment, his only feeling was: Emma, I'm going. This is the life of a chic and elegant uncle!

Although through the clothes and the small cover, the wonderful feel is enough to make Zhen Lang reminisce for many years.

He was very intoxicated with his eyes closed for a while, and when he opened them, he was suddenly startled.

I saw that the blush on Shui Mi'er's face disappeared, and she was glaring at him murderously.

Zhen Lang was very confused: "What's the matter, this is your own agreement." ”

"I agreed, but I didn't expect you to be so stupid." Shui Mi'er stared at him with hatred, and said with a smile: "Do you know, you just acted, people didn't feel pleasure at all, but there was a feeling of being violated by a pervert, and they couldn't help but want to slap you." ”

Zhen Lang coaxed: "Isn't the uncle inexperienced, when I train for a few days, I will definitely be able to make your body feel inexplicably strange like what is written in the book that the fourth master reads, and promise me ...... with my body."

Shui Mi'er said angrily: "It's less smelly and beautiful, with your miserable methods, you can only stay in the sinkhole for the rest of your life." Just like in the game, if you want to deal high damage, you need to have a reasonable 'output loop', and your output loop is problematic. ”

Zhen Lang was deeply inspired, he liked this kind of exchange of game terms the most, and drew inferences: "It seems that like the thieves of the fourth master, he learned a set of output techniques, and the DPS immediately improved?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "That's what it means, you have to train harder, my sister doesn't want to put up with your rude aggression." ”

Zhen Lang grimaced: "Then you teach me?" ”

Shui Mi'er's face flushed: "I...... Neither will I. ”

Zhen Lang was angry: "You won't dare to be so arrogant with your uncle?" ”

Shui Mi'er was very unconvinced: "But I have theoretical knowledge, and I can find someone to teach you." ”

Zhen Lang Juhua tightened: "You won't find the eldest sister to teach me, right?" ”

"She? She's rougher than you, and I can't count on her at all for this kind of thing. Shui Mi'er snorted and announced the answer to the mystery: "I'll ask Yingying to teach you, you don't know how powerful she is." Let me tell you a little secret, Yingying can make Xiangxiang take the initiative to strip naked in two minutes at most......"

"So awesome?" Zhen Lang was taken aback and expressed disbelief: "This is a bit of an exaggeration, right?" ”

"What are you lying to, I've seen it with my own eyes."

"You've seen it with your own eyes...... They do...... That kind of thing? Zhen Lang was taken aback again.

"What, scared?" Shui Mi'er gloated and looked down at him, and said triumphantly: "I told you a long time ago, my sister is very dark-bellied, and one of my major interests is that I will watch those two lustful women linger." I can't accept their setting, but it's still enjoyable to watch. ”

Zhen Lang was defeated by this black-bellied goblin, and said weakly: "But how can Yingying teach me?" If she shows you something, I can't accept it. ”

"Well, it hurts." Shui Mi'er kissed him on the forehead, and said with a smile: "Uncle, the slave family will definitely not let her show me." Find an opportunity to let Yingying and Xiangxiang broadcast live, and you can watch and learn from the side and sum up your experience. ”

Zhen Lang almost cried in fright: "Isn't it, they do that kind of thing, and I'm watching from the side?" ”

Shui Mi'er snorted: "What, are you afraid? ”

Zhen Lang: "Your logic is not correct, it's not a matter of whether I'm afraid or not, how can they accept this kind of thing?" ”

"Your logic is not correct, why can't they accept it?" Shui Mi'er struck back, and said very sharply: "You also underestimate those two lustful women, if they are having fun, it is not impossible to pull you into a threesome." ”

Zhen Lang shrunk his neck, revealing a defensive expression: "I understand, you won't randomly trigger another [Lily's Fatal Temptation] hidden quest and deliberately test me, right?" ”

Shui Mi'er was puzzled: "Why do you think that?" ”

Zhen Lang was straightforward: "Isn't this nonsense, I even provoked you to murderous when I prostituted Kelly in the game, if I go to see Yingying and Xiangxiang do that kind of thing, you still have to abuse me as the last eunuch in China?" ”

Shui Mi'er was silent for a while, and said very seriously: "There is a problem with your logic again, I am not asking you to peek, but to ask you to study, to train, to further study, this is different in nature." Anyway, this is within your training plan, you have to improve your DPS, otherwise don't want to touch me again in the future, not even half a touch! ”

Zhen Lang was at a loss: "What are you going to do?" ”

Honey: "I'm serious, haven't you seen it yet?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Then let me delay for a few days, Uncle hasn't adapted to this new setting for a while." ”

"Okay, give you some buffer time." Shui Mi'er tilted her little head and thought about it, and suddenly became very goblin again: "Uncle, people's legs are almost numb, do you want the rest of the benefits?" ”

Zhen Lang didn't react: "The rest of the benefits? ”

Shui Mi'er said angrily: "It's stupid, people deliberately wear short skirts, and they don't understand how to send you benefits!" ”

Zhen Lang understood the connotation of this sentence, and nosebleeds gushed out.

Shui Mi'er was a little nervous, like a little maid who had been trained by an evil master, and whispered with a red face: "Uncle, please be gentle with the slave family, don't stretch into the skirt." ”

Zhen Lang didn't care about it on the spot, his hands trembled and touched the calves of the real courtyard flower, just touching the socks wrapped around the calves, he was already boiling with beast blood. When he explored all the way to the snow-white thighs without obstacles, he was so drunk that he forgot what year it was......

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[Recently, my physical condition is not ideal, so I don't want a ticket, but I will still insist on guaranteeing 2 more, and wait for my body to improve and then 3 more small explosions. 】

・(To be continued.) )