Chapter 26: Half Immortal?
Purple Wings rubbed his eyes and looked at it again, how could it be him?
"Heavenly Venerable Treasure?"
"Hehehe, why didn't you know me so soon? Flat tire brother. ”
The captain saw Purple Wing stop again, and shouted into the empty space, thinking that maybe there was something wrong with him......
"Hey, this kid looks terminally ill, it's hopeless......"
Purple Wing didn't bother with the captain, obviously the 'resurrected' Heavenly Venerable Treasure in front of him had the greatest impact on him!
"Aren't you dead? Could it be that you've become a ghost?! You...... You ......"
"What are you doing, haha, scared? Come on, let's shake hands. ”
"Hold your sister's hand, you ...... If you die, hurry up and reincarnate, don't pester me......"
"Why should I be reincarnated, I'm here to help you......"
"Captain, hurry up and help, let's send this ghost away, why are you so calm!!"
The captain looked at Purple Wings talking to himself alone and sighed, "Alas, poor boy, it seems really crazy...... Okay, here, I'll help you get rid of him, don't be afraid......"
After all, Purple Wings has been with him for several years, even if he is crazy, the captain can't let it go, they are all his brothers, so comfort him......
The captain took the baseball bat to the blank space and began to beat the ghost with a passionate bat, and the slogan was loud and loud, but ......
The place where the captain is fighting seems to be a little far away from Tianzun Bao, who is he fighting......
The captain felt that he was almost done, and turned back to Purple Wing and said, "Alright, the ghost has been chased away by me." ”
Purple Wings felt that the captain must have something wrong with his brain......
"Captain, are you alright, I don't want to watch the monkey show now......"
"Huh? How are you? I thought you were stupid, who are you talking to just now......"
"You just said to yourself, such a big person, ah no, it's such a big ghost standing here, you can't see it!"
"Looks like he's getting sicker." The captain pondered for a while, took out the baseball bat again, and comforted the purple wings: "Look, this is a wishful golden hoop stick, I am Sun Wukong, don't worry, no demons and monsters dare to approach you, I will protect you." ”
Purple Wings feels like the captain is like a fool, you are the Monkey King with a stick? Isn't it Captain America if I take an iron pot?!
"Captain, are you making a mistake and missing your heart...... Playing a monkey show really thinks of yourself as the Monkey King, when is this coming......"
Tianzun Bao really couldn't stand these two living treasures who despised each other's brains, so he hurriedly stopped the purple wings and said, "Hey, what ...... that?"
"You'll wait!"
……
"Take a broken wooden stick and say it's a wishful golden hoop stick, I think you're evil!"
"Brother, that's ......"
"Shut up!"
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After choking back on the Heavenly Venerable Treasure, Purple Wings continued to educate the captain:
"I'm so angry, and the demons and monsters don't dare to approach, nonsense! What is this next to it, there is such a big ghost standing there, you hurry up and collect it! ”
The captain watched Purple Wings perform stand-up comedy alone, and for a while he shouted into the blank space that he would shut up, and felt that his brain hurt a little......
"Oh, brother, it looks like the cure is enough, it's hopeless, it's not just stupid, it's crazy...... Purple Wings, don't get excited, go, I'll take you back and buy you candy to eat......"
"You...... You, I'll push your lungs, alas...... Forget it......"
"Brother, are you finished? Do you want to drink water? ”
Tianzun Bao was silent for a long time, and finally found a chance to answer......
"No thanks, ah, don't get so close to me, I said it, I didn't kill you, you should be reincarnated quickly!"
"I'm not a ghost, I'm a half-immortal! Oh, by the way, your captain can't see me because he's a papaya, and the naked eye can't see my current form. ”
"What? Half-immortal? You can pull you down, I obviously saw you die, okay! Or the corpse I'll dispose of for you! ”
"Oh, that's a long story, that's just one of my clones, how can I say it? Forget it, I'll tell you about it later. In this case, I'll show up first, you captain of the province really thinks you're crazy......"
The captain saw that Purple Wings was still talking to the air there, but he didn't leave, so he really had no choice but to say: "Purple Wings, don't make trouble, if you don't go over to meet with everyone, I'll go, it's almost time to fight the landlord......"
"Wait for the captain, don't go, take me along......"
"Can you do it, it's really ......" Before the captain finished speaking, he saw a man in a suit and sunglasses suddenly appear next to Purple Wing, and reflexively slashed it directly with a stick......
"Hello, I'm ...... Ah...... "Tianzun Bao was KO before he could introduce himself......
The captain pointed to the Tianzun Treasure lying on the ground, and his fingers trembled: "Ghost...... Ghost...... What the hell!! Purple Wings: This is true! ”
"Nonsense! What do you do now, run? ”
"Run a fart! I'm your captain! We must not let him harm the common people, demons, and suffer death!! ”
The captain sat on Tianzun Bao with a big jump, picked up the stick and greeted the head with sunglasses and a big back, that is called a hard work......
During this period, it was also accompanied by the screams of Tianzun Bao......
"Oops, don't fight, hey, hey, you're hitting the wrong person, I'm ...... Oops, I'm not...... It's not a ghost!! Oops, don't fight, hit me with a spell again, oops......"
"Suffer death, demon, I'll fight! Purple Wings, you're here to help, too! I'll hit I'll fight! ”
"Huh? Is there such a weak ghost? Isn't it really a ghost?
Hey, captain don't fight, don't fight! ”
"Huh? He hasn't been killed yet, how can he stop?! ”
"Captain, wait a minute, he may really not be a ghost, how can there be such a weak ghost...... And he hasn't done anything to you......"
"Uh......" The captain was right to think about it, and stopped beating with a big stick.
Tianzun Bao was lying on the ground with a red and swollen face, with a 'sad' expression on his face.
"Oops, it hurts me to death, you're too heavy!!"
Purple Wing walked over and looked at the somewhat unrecognizable Tianzun Treasure, and asked curiously, "Are you really not dead?" ”
"Nonsense! Oops, it hurts, it hurts me...... Hey, the captain of Thunder Hills, did you send someone to invite me? ”
"Huh? I? Are you a Taoist priest? The captain looked up and down at Tianzun Bao, who was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, and felt that this style of painting didn't seem right, where did such a layman look like a Taoist?
"Nonsense! It hurts me to death, hey, if I hadn't done anything to mortals in general, you'd have been wiped out a long time ago! ”