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It was already the Monday of the second week, and No. 1 Middle School entered the final of the inter-school championship, which is a big event for No. 1 Middle School!

Yuan Xiti is reading the Karamay Sports Newspaper in the office! I listened to the campus radio of No. 1 Middle School!

There are two anchors on the campus radio of No. 1 Middle School, a man and a woman, and the male anchor said: "Yufei, a big incident has happened in No. 1 Middle School recently!" Do you know what this big event is? ”

The female anchor named Yu Fei smiled coquettishly: "Yuemian, you underestimate me too much!" The major event of No. 1 Middle School is naturally related to the inter-school championship! The first high school team broke into the final of the intercollegiate championship for the first time in history, which is too long for our first high school face, and I applaud the boys of the school team! I believe that all the teachers and students of No. 1 Middle School may have already known the news! ”

"Yu Fei, what you said is right, the No. 1 Middle School Colonel has achieved such results, which is worthy of our applause and pride for them! I would like to remind the teachers and students of No. 1 High School that in two weeks, it will be the final of the inter-school championship! The final venue is Karamay No. 7 Middle School! I hope that the teachers and students of No. 1 Middle School can go to No. 7 Middle School to cheer for the boys of No. 1 Middle School, support them, and become their strong twelfth person! The moon crown agitated, and the voice was full of enthusiasm!

Yu Fei also smiled coquettishly: "As a student of No. 1 Middle School, Yuemian and I will go to No. 7 Middle School to watch the game, and at that time, we will cheer for the boys of No. 1 Middle School together!" Here, I would like to remind all students and teachers that this is the first time that we have participated in the finals of the inter-school championship in No. 1 Middle School, and we must not weaken our momentum and let the shouts of the Technician College surpass us! Therefore, I suggest that you bring amplification equipment, and when the time comes, we will shout in unison, and we must let the opponent know how much the teachers and students of No. 1 Middle School support the school team, and how eager the teachers and students of No. 1 Middle School are to win the championship! ”

Listening to the campus radio, Yuan Xiti laughed, and he muttered, "It seems that I'm going to relieve the pressure on the boys of the school team!" The campus radio repeatedly talked about the first high school team and the finals of the intercollegiate championship! The boys on the school team are receiving so much attention, there must be pressure in their hearts, worrying about making mistakes during the game, sorry for the fans, this is not good! Too much attention, too much pressure will make the players unbearable! After all, they are only middle school students, and this kind of high-profile experience is still easy to stress them! ”

Yuan Xiti smiled, put the Karamay City Sports Newspaper on the desk, and snorted: "Damn the Sports Newspaper, isn't this deliberately provoking trouble?" Completely misunderstood what I meant, I didn't say that I would defeat the Technician Academy by a big score and humiliate the Technician Academy! ”

Yuan Xidi paused, and then smiled evilly: "But I like it!" After reading this report, the coach of the technician academy will definitely be half angry, haha, in this way, the coach loses his cool, and their players may not calm down! ”

I have to say that Yuan Xiti thought too much, Coach Shi of the Technician Academy read this report, and after he read it, he just smiled faintly and said: "I want to humiliate the Technician Academy!" Yuan Xiti wouldn't be so self-aware! The Technician Academy is a former champion team, and the heritage is still there, how can it be humiliated! This report is completely provocative! Hmph, the current reports are becoming more and more irresponsible, and in order to attract attention, you dare to say anything! ”

At this time, Yuan Dongshuai also had a copy of the Karamay City Sports Newspaper in his hand, and after reading this report, he laughed!

Yuan Dongshuai is now a star in No. 1 Middle School, not to mention anything else, just his hat trick has made the teachers and students of No. 1 Middle School talk about it until now!

Yuan Dongshuai laughed out loud for no reason, his classmates were very surprised, and soon, Yuan Dongshuai was surrounded by more than a dozen boys and girls, and they asked, "Handsome madman, why are you laughing?" What's so funny, tell us about it! ”

Yuan Dongshuai threw the Karamay City Sports Newspaper on the table, pointed to the front page and said: "Look at this report, it predicts the outcome of the final!" ”

The dozen boys and girls looked at the newspaper and looked at a big headline: "Intercollegiate Championship Final!" A lieutenant general humiliates the technician academy with a big score! ”

A lieutenant general humiliated the technician academy with a big score!? The dozen boys and girls had strange faces, and they sighed: "The sports newspaper is going to kill us in one middle school!" Boasting that our No. 1 Middle School is so strong, when the time comes, if No. 1 Middle School is humiliated by the Technician Academy, what will we do! As a student of No. 1 Middle School, in the future, when facing the students of the Technician College, you have to be a head shorter and have to dodge! ”

But Yuan Dongshuai obviously didn't worry about this, he laughed and said: "Karamay City Sports Newspaper is well written!" Our first middle school is to humiliate the technician academy with a big score! Did you know? These days I've been thinking about how to kick the ball into the goal of the Technician Academy! With me here, the Technician Academy is in a catastrophe this time, and it will definitely be severely humiliated, hahahaha! I'm a genius! ”

This. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ。。！ More than a dozen boys and girls wanted to scold Yuan Dongshuai, but when they thought of Yuan Dongshuai's hat trick, their attitudes immediately changed, and they touted: "Handsome madman, you are so strong!" Are you planning to score another hat-trick in the final? ”

"Of course, I only deserve the title of genius if I complete a hat-trick! Not only that, but I also have to complete the senior year and complete the five yuan of the single middle school! Let the people of the Technician Academy despair! Yuan Dongshuai said unashamedly, when he said these words, he didn't go through his brain at all, and he completely said his fantasies! In his fantasies, the players of the Technician Academy were shaken down by him, the goalkeeper was easily passed by him, and he kicked the football into the empty goal again and again!

The dozen boys and girls surrounding Yuan Dongshuai also understood it, and they couldn't understand Yuan Dongshuai's logic at all! Yuan Dongshuai is a complete megalomaniac! It's even worse to say, that is, I don't have self-knowledge, and I don't know how many pounds and taels I have!

They complimented Yuan Dongshuai a few words, then laughed and dispersed, returned to their respective seats, and used the communication tools in their hands to spread Yuan Dongshuai's words!

In the information age, the transmission of information is fast, and there is a saying: good things don't go out, bad things go a thousand miles!

If Yuan Dongshuai didn't go through the brain, it would be a "bad thing" in the eyes of others, and this kind of bad thing has a characteristic, that is, it is very topical! With this topic, all sorts of jokes come out!

"The ball is in! The handsome maniac has scored! He completed the five dollars in the single middle school!

The fans of No. 1 Middle School are crazy, they are scolding handsome crazy people!

The fans of the Technician Academy are also crazy, and they praise the handsome maniac!

Why is this happening?

Take a look at the scoreboard, the Technician Academy is leading 6:0!

No, the handsome madman has completed the five yuan in the single!

I lie to you, he did complete the solo five yuan, but he kicked it into his own goal! ”

"The handsome madman broke through with the ball, he passed the midfield, he passed the defender, he passed the goalkeeper!

He's going to shoot!

No, he took the ball to the Technician Academy's lounge area!

What does he want to do?

The referee chased after the handsome madman, and kept blowing the whistle!

The referee shouted: "Handsome madman, you should kick the football into the goal!"

The handsome madman shouted: I know, but I have to get rid of the coach of the Technician Academy before I kick the football into the goal!

Coach Shi of the Technician Academy was stunned: Handsome madman, if you dare to pass me, I will break your legs! ”

"The Technician Academy has been beaten!

No, the strength of No. 1 Middle School is not much stronger than that of the Technician Academy!

How could it not, there is a handsome madman in one!

Don't be funny, okay! No matter how powerful the handsome madman is, he is also a person, can he beat a team?

I didn't tease you, there are eleven handsome lunatics in one!

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I know you don't believe it, look at the picture I took!

I rub! The tactics of No. 1 Middle School are powerful, and it is reasonable for the Technician Academy to be beaten!

Hahaha! That's right, the tactics of No. 1 Middle School are really powerful, they made every starting player wear the mask of a handsome madman!

Yes, in this way, there are eleven handsome madmen in No. 1 Middle School, and the Technician Academy has long been scared when it sees so many handsome madmen! Cowardice before fighting, can you not be beaten! ”

Countless jokes have spread in the middle school of Karamay City!

People who knew the handsome madman laughed: "This handsome madman, really good, just by one sentence, he has increased his popularity!" ”

People who don't know about the handsome madman began to ask: "Who is the handsome madman?" ”

Their inquiries quickly yielded results, and when they learned who the handsome madman was, they all laughed: "This year's inter-school championship is very interesting!" Gotta check it out! ”