Thursday, May 21.

It was a Black Thursday for the four co-class animals in Dormitory 301, with four classes in the morning and two in the afternoon. During the lunch break, everyone took the opportunity to bring 11 prestige missions and took the time to beat the arena 10 times. Except for Zhen Lang, who still has one difficult kraken left to fight, the rest of the livestock have used up the upper limit of the challenge of 3 ordinary krakens and 2 difficult krakens this week, and they are not idle.

As soon as I returned to the dormitory in the afternoon, this group of animals who had nothing to do with birds during the day and nothing to do at night launched a chase and interception of Zhen Lang, who had bird affairs during the day and birds at night, only to hear the second fat say: "Boss, you can't be so sullen!" Come on, Sister Xiaomi's number went offline at 8:50 last night, and you didn't go back to the dormitory until 1:30 a.m., what did you do in that 1 hour and 40 minutes time difference? ”

Zhen Lang: "I've said it several times, I only stayed in Xiaobao with her for an hour and left." ”

"I can't pretend to believe this, brother, walking back from the Internet café, even if you walk slowly, you should be in the dormitory at half past nine at most. The hour that disappeared was swallowed by the monster of time? The stationmaster was not convinced at all, and made up for it fiercely.

"There is only one truth, and the hour that disappears is where the truth is!" Dynamic cameo appearance of Detective Conan, and one more stab: "Confess, earthling!" How many times did I do it, how many postures did I use, and how many minutes did it last for the first time? ”

Zhen Lang couldn't cry or laugh: "Let's go for a walk in Nanwan Park and sit for half an hour, it's not as exaggerated as you said." ”

"Brother, you're insulting our intelligence again. Xiaonan Mountain, Nanwan Park, No. 7 Old Building, North Gate Garden, the legendary Four Covenant Holy Land, are also the Four Great Artillery Holy Lands, you have all been to the two holy places, and you dare to say that there is no story? The second fat was angry, showing a kind of indignation at being humiliated.

Zhen Lang: "This is really nothing!" ”

The stationmaster couldn't accept the conclusion of the big boss at all: "Brother, this can be had!" ”

"Big boss, tell us honestly, are you afraid that we will laugh at you and be embarrassed to speak?" Dynamic looked like a person who had come over, half comforting and half encouraging: "Brother, there's nothing to be embarrassed about." Men are like this for the first time, I think when I was the first time, I only lasted for two or three minutes, and then didn't it last as well? Tell me, did you become a fast gunner last night, did you become a fast gunner? ”

Zhen Lang was furious: "You are a fast gunner, you three brutes are fast gunners!" ”

"Brother, since you ridiculed the group, then don't blame your brother for being polite. Let's not talk about the experience of the third child.,I also have a lot of experience with the fourth master.,I can also hold the scene at critical moments.。 For a non-masturbation person like you, I guess you are not as firm as the third master's two minutes for the first time, and you may be able to hand in your homework in twenty seconds! "The second fat suddenly got up, and he looked like a domineering president in the masturbation industry.

"It's such a good post, I can't help it!" The stationmaster was also awesome, and he looked like he had found the truth: "Boss, did you not even hold on for twenty seconds, and you didn't have the shame to face Jiangdong's father, so you pretended to be sullen with this face?" ”

"Are you going to have a fight with your uncle today?" Zhen Lang rubbed his hands and put on a posture of using force to solve the problem: "Come on, let's use the competition trial of "A Song of Ice and Fire", and whoever wins has the final say." ”

"Since it's a martial arts trial, then I have to find a representative." The second fat is more obscene than the little devil in "A Song of Ice and Fire", and he coaxed: "Don't think that practicing six-pack abs is awesome, I forgot to tell you, I have a high school friend who is a devil muscleman, and after graduation, he became an armed policeman, and he had a one-on-four record in their detachment, so I decided to let him be my agent!" ”

Zhen Lang was not afraid, and put on a tiger and crane double-shaped starting pose: "Come to fight, Pikachu!" ”

The three animals couldn't bear it anymore, so they rushed over together and knocked Zhen Lang, who was ridiculed by the crowd and caused public outrage, to the ground.

"Oh my God, boss, did you make the monkey steal the peach?"

"I'll go, brother, I can't push my little Ding Ding with my knees, it hurts!"

"Boss, you forced me! Possess it, Kakashi, and activate the most despicable special move: Thousand ~ Years ~ Kill! ”

"Your sister, everyone is learning Chinese martial arts, do you dare to use island ninjutsu?"

The four animals fought in a mess, and all of them were extremely painful.

Youth is sometimes flying.

Youth sometimes hurts.

Youth is sometimes very tight.

It wasn't until Zhen Lang's mobile phone rang for a minute that the scuffle finally stopped.

Under the deterrence of the three livestock, Zhen Lang turned on the hands-free, and Shui Mi'er's soft and touching voice came: "Aren't you out of class, and you are not online in the game, and you have been sent WeChat several times without replying, what are you busy with?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Oh, I was just busy with a little thing. ”

Shui Mi'er: "Speed, I'll wait for you downstairs in your dormitory." ”

Zhen Lang: "Wait a minute, I'll take a shower and change my clothes first." ”

"Sample, it's pretty formal." Shui Mi'er giggled for a while, laughing so much that the three animals in the dormitory were very happy, only to hear her say again: "No need to change, I didn't ask you to wear the most handsome pickle girl suit today." ”

Zhen Lang: "No, I just rolled on the ground a few times. ”

Shui Mi'er was stunned: "Why are you rolling on the ground a few times if you have nothing to do?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Who said I'm fine?" I'm too fine, you haven't tried the power of a thousand years of killing. ”

"......" Shui Mi'er seemed to know what a thousand years of killing was, and her voice changed: "Who is so disgusting to use that trick on you?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Do you still need to ask, except for the fourth master who helped Maltai pick up soap with his retarded mind, who else would do this?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "The next time I see him, my sister will definitely despise him." Hurry up, I'll go downstairs in your dormitory. ”

Zhen Lang hung up the phone and went to the bathroom to wash up.

The three animals who were silently eavesdropping on the phone also became active.

Erfat said confusedly: "What do you mean, it seems that the boss didn't take the initiative much, and Sister Xiaomi can't wait to see him?" Third master, you have actual combat experience, tell me what the situation is? ”

Dynamic: "There is only one truth, this dog man and woman have entered the stage of passionate love, and they want to go crazy when they don't see each other for a day." ”

"Love, oh, love...... Alas, when did Yu Shasha enter this state with me? I've been harassing her for a few days, and I'm always lukewarm, salty, not too far, not close, and there's no rush to fall in love at all. The stationmaster was very disappointed, and suddenly said: "I'll go and see what a woman in love looks like." ”

Before the words could be spoken, the cargo rushed to the balcony.

The other two animals also came to their senses and ran to the balcony to see the beauty.

Compared with yesterday's fresh outfit, today's honey is definitely taking the sexy and sultry route.

There is a saying among the boys of Normal University: Black silk and black skirt are absolutely unbearable.

Shui Mi'er happened to be wearing an outfit that the animals couldn't bear today, the chic dress was very charming and moving, and the long legs wrapped in black stockings made people squirt blood. Although the stockings are not as domineering and exposed as the mesh stockings, they are more in line with the aesthetics of the animals on campus who still retain a trace of innocence, and the eyes of the animals who can see the coming and going are straight.

"Sure enough, it's a goblin with a variety of styles, how can the boss stand such a bewitching woman." The second fat had straight eyes and a trembling voice.

"If you're jealous, just say it, the boss has such an ecstatic girl, and this life is worth it." The dynamic saliva flowed down, and he shook his head and said, "I can't look at it anymore, I can't help it anymore." Don't mentally YY future sister-in-law, in case it's shamefully hard, it hurts your feelings so much. ”

"Okay, don't look at it." The stationmaster turned around very righteously and asked an in-depth question: "Third child, use your experience in the rivers and lakes to comment." There is a rumor on the rivers and lakes that the girl goes out on a date with the livestock and wears black' silk, and the subtext is to imply that the livestock can open a house, is this true? ”

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