Chapter 5: Strange teammates
"Oh, it's Linghu, let's talk about it when we're done with this game, I'll win right away."
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The man who spoke, wearing a beret on his head, dark skin, revealing two thick arms full of muscles, wearing a tactical vest and camouflage pants, should be the captain of Thunder Villa.
He meowed, these three people actually gathered around a table to fight the landlord!!
Syllable~
"Junko."
The beautiful woman with short yellow lean hair, dressed in a blue topless combat uniform, revealing a deep career line, wearing high-heeled combat leather boots, and showing a pair of snow-white thighs threw out a bunch of cards.
"4 2s!" A young man in camouflage uniform and an honest face shouted next to him.
"Can you find a look? Three 2s with one 9, what about you fooling ghosts? ”
Snore...... Snore......
“…………!!!”
Li Jian looked at the three people fighting the landlord and playing vigorously, and there was also a 'accompaniment' brother on the ground, and he felt that the clothes on these people were a bit like special forces......
"Heh, hehe, don't care about these details, Sister Ahri, they are like this on weekdays, but they are still very military when they fight......"
Linghu's face was a little unbearable, and these teammates didn't distinguish between occasions, uh, I really didn't notify them of the newcomers today......
"Well, I can understand ......"
"They don't have any concept of time when they play to fight the landlord, so I'll introduce you first.
The black-faced muscular man who spoke at the beginning was our captain, a very good person, with muscular strength, accurate marksmanship, strong command ability, and resistance to beating! You just call him Captain, his code name is Captain, that's what we all call him.
That yellow-haired beauty is called Mandala, and she is a sensitive warrior like me, and she also knows a set of family martial arts - the dog stick method! ”
Uh, are you from a beggar gang?
Li Jian thought depressedly.
"As for the man who played the trick......"
"Hey, hey, Linghu, did you introduce someone like that?! Beauty, my name is Zhao Han, 23 years old this year, single and unmarried, with a house and a car, with a docile personality, she is a model of a good family man in the new era......"
"Zhao Han, it's time for you to play your cards, don't be distracted, the old lady will win immediately!"
Mandala mercilessly interrupted Zhao Han's boasting.
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"Well, Sister Ahri, you should know Zhao Han by now, his ability is similar, you just remember to resist beating!"
Linghu said to Li Jian with a smile.
When Zhao Han heard this, he was not happy: "Hey, Linghu, you can't say that I am resistant to beating, the most resistant to beating here is obviously the guy with Purple Wings, known as the immortal Xiaoqiang!" ”
"Hehe, hehe......
Purple Wing must be the one sleeping on the ground, is his surname Purple? ”
"Hehe, Ahri, you're so smart, the name is just a code name, don't care about that kind of detail."
……
Li Jian felt a little headache in himself.
"Let me introduce you to you, this beautiful girl with nine cute tails is called Ahri, she is a fairy magician, that is, a supernatural who can release energy, and she wants to join us in Thunder Villa."
Captain: "Well, yes, welcome to Thunder Hills. ”
Zhao Han: "Oh yes, Sister Ahri, are you single?!" ”
Li Jian: "......! ”
Mandala: "That chick is gay, you have to be careful, hehe." ”
"Huh?" Li Jian looked at the spirit fox with a curious expression, and the little face of the spirit fox turned red.
"You, don't listen to mandala, I just hate those stinky men, so I ......"
Before Linghu finished speaking, Li Jian patted her on the shoulder and said.
"It's okay, I'm gay too."
Puff ~ Puff ~ Puff ......
The three people who fought the landlord fell to the ground very unanimously......
"God, beauty is a scarce material, and such a pair of resources is a waste of resources, how can I deal with myself!" Zhao Han looked up to the sky and sighed.
"Mother, look at how you two have children!" Mandala felt his worldview take a hit.
"Ahem, ahem, these young people really think ......," the captain was embarrassed to say the latter words......
Purple Wings: "Purr...... Purr ......"
"You should be glad Purple Wing didn't wake up, or he would have annoyed you!"
Linghu whispered to Li Jian.
However, these three people were very adaptable, and soon sat down together again and began to kill the landlord......
"Captain, do you know how to tell the difference between a goblin and a youkai? Hey. ”
Zhao Han looked at Li Jian's majestic capital and whispered to the captain next to him.
"Well, that's hard to say."
"Look at the big breasts and small breasts, haven't you seen the deep career line of our fairy sister? I bet there must be a G Cup! ”
Captain: "......"
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"Linghu, you take Ahri girl to familiarize yourself with the base first, and go by the way to see what task there is today to inform us, I remember that the government is going to assign a task today, take care of the newcomers, you two don't have to go to this mission, you first take Ahri to familiarize yourself with our combat process."
"Yes, Captain!"
"Let's go, Ahri sister, I'll take you to have some fun."
Snore...... Snore......
Until Li Jian walked out of the rest room, the earth-shattering snoring echo echoed in his ears......
"By the way, Sister Linghu, what's that purple winged man like? I already have a basic understanding of the others. ”
"He's a narcissist, a masochist, a psychopath, a tendon ......"
"Wait a minute, why are it all shortcomings, did he harass you?"
"Oh, there have been before, but now the target has been shifted, after all, it is impossible for me to like a man, Purple Wings is already desperate, and now his target is the violent woman of Mandala, and the name of Purple Wings Immortal Xiaoqiang also came from this, in the process of pursuing Mandala, he can still be alive and kicking, worthy of Immortal Xiaoqiang."
I'll rub it, Linghu, do you need to feel so emotional? How miserable the Purple Wings must be!
"Forget it, don't mention the color stick of Purple Wings, I'll show you around our base first, and this will be your home in the future."
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"Okay, that goblin newcomer has been handed over to Linghu, let's continue, we must fight until the last moment today, let's talk about it first, if you lose it, you have to take off your clothes to pay off your debts, hehe."
Zhao Han said with a cheap smile.
"Zhao Han, do you owe a beating, and take off your clothes, it's not uncommon for you to strip off your mother, if you lose it all, run naked 3 laps in the base."
", Xiaoman, you're so dark!"
"Come on, the cards are out, I still have to get my money back!" The captain shouted with a black face.
Snore...... Snore......