Noon is approaching, and all the immortals invited by Sun Wukong have also arrived.

This time, there were a large number of immortals, and they all brought strange treasures and strange things, so the open space in the courtyard of the small immortal mansion was full of all kinds of congratulatory gifts. Of course, the treasures are colorful and difficult to hide, and the light shines on the clouds, and those fairy fruit zhiling are also full of fragrance, and they want to be drunk. Zhu Bajie had the heart to choose a few things to take with him, but because there were fairy maids guarding him on the side, and he was afraid that Sun Wukong would say that his hands were not clean, so he had to hold back. Instructed several wrestlers to carry all the congratulatory gifts to the storeroom in the house and place them.

At that time, the gods and immortals of all sizes in the Three Realms gathered in one place, and several large living rooms of the entire Xiaoxian Mansion were crowded, coaxing and shouting, noisy and whispering, so lively. Dozens of immortal maids in the Xiaoxian Mansion hold the white jade treasure plate in their hands, move the lotus step lightly, and swim around like flowers and butterflies, pouring fairy tea for the immortals in the seat.

Sun Wukong's eyes were like electricity, he glanced at the immortals, and said happily: "Okay, it's really a lively today! It's really a rare gathering for hundreds of years! Hehe, all the great immortals and priests live in the immortal cave of the Divine Mansion on weekdays, and they only know how to concentrate on cultivation, but they don't know how to move around with each other, and they are always in contact. ”

Wei Changtian had just entered the hall and sat down when he heard Master speak. As soon as his voice fell, he continued: "Yes, I used to have a friend when I was in Yingzhou City, he was stuffy in the house all day long and refused to go out, and he didn't participate in any banquets and drinking parties, but just looked at a pile of broken books day and night, and after a long time, the whole person became stupid, no different from a wooden stake, we all called him 'nerd' and 'bookworm'." Ha, just like his bear, even if he won the champion, Jinshi, Tanhua or something, the emperor made him an official, he will sit in the court in the future to judge the case, open his mouth and close his mouth is 'the one who cares', can he judge it well? The official who does not judge the case well is not a good official, and if he is not a good official, the people will scold, it is not as good as the good ...... who was not an official in the first place."

When the immortals heard this, they first looked at each other, and then pointed at him and laughed.

The Jade Emperor's heart moved, and he said slowly: "The little fairy of bliss is reasonable, now that the strong demon and the demon have been born again, they will definitely plot to destroy us and other immortals, make a comeback, and dominate the Three Realms." If you are still blindly closed to the Immortal Residence, and you don't know the news, you will be attacked by demons sooner or later...... When the time comes, they will fight separately, although the immortals have vast magical powers and boundless mana, but the demons are in the dark, and we are waiting in the light, but I am afraid that it will be difficult to predict. ”

Since the Demon Zun was controlled 100,000 years ago, because they have not encountered a big fierce battle, they have all developed a lazy and careless temperament, and they have heard that the Demon Zun and other demons have actually escaped from the predicament, although they were shocked, but they still did not have much vigilance and defense, listening to what the Jade Emperor said, he thought about it sideways, and then he felt that the situation was serious, and they nodded yes.

Antarctic Immortal Weng said: "According to the Jade Emperor, in your opinion, how should we Three Realm Immortals deal with it?"

The Jade Emperor glanced at Wei Changtian and said, "As the Bliss Immortal said, the Three Realms Immortals should be in constant contact and walk around each other, so that once an immortal is attacked, they can immediately send a message for help, and if other immortals hear the news, they will rush to help." In this way, no matter how powerful his demons are, our immortals have already formed the momentum of horns, what is there to do?"

The reason why he said this was obviously for the sake of the immortals, but in fact, it was out of consideration for his own throne. I thought that the Demon Venerable had come to attack the heavenly court and wanted to occupy his throne, but fortunately he was stopped by the Buddha. And if you want to unify the Three Realms, you must occupy the Heavenly Court, and now that the Demon Venerable is back, what I want to do most must be to gather strength to attack the Heavenly Court, and when the time comes, it will be impossible to resist only relying on the Heavenly Soldiers and Gods, but if there are the Three Realms Immortals to help, and then invite the Buddha from the Lingshan, you should be able to fight with the Demon Venerable and other demons to protect the Heavenly Court Emperor.

Antarctic Immortal Weng said: "If one immortal is in trouble, all immortals will support, this is also a good policy." It's just that we can't sit back and wait for the enemy to let the demons attack......"

Among the immortals, the Zhenwu Emperor was the most irritable, slapping the table and shouting: "Attack a fart!" According to me, it is better for us to assemble and set off now, and get rid of the demon's nest in one fell swoop, so as to avoid future troubles!" It turned out that in the battle of immortals and demons 100,000 years ago, the two proud immortals he received died at the hands of the Demon Venerable, because as soon as he heard the mention of "Demon Venerable", he gritted his teeth with hatred, and wanted to destroy it quickly.

Jizo Bodhisattva waved his hand and shook his head, and said in a deep voice: "Demons have always been cunning, and this time they were able to get out of trouble and come out again, and they will not act rashly for a while." I think they will each go into hiding, practice demonic skills, and wait for the opportunity to move. Besides, even if we have a heart, we don't know where the demon's lair is......"

Emperor Zhenwu said "hey" and said, "If you don't know, just look for it!" The immortals and gods in the Three Realms are all over the place, let's search day and night, grandma's, I don't believe we can't find the nest of demons!"

The Nine Heavens Xuannu said in a crisp voice: "Brother True Martial Immortal, your method won't work." If the demons are scattered all over the Three Realms, if we search for them like this, we will startle the snakes, and if a group of demons can't lurk, wouldn't it be more difficult to annihilate?" all the immortals said yes in unison.

Wei Changtian was sleepy when he listened, and said in his heart: "Fuck, you are here to congratulate this little immortal today, why did you come up and talk about some demons and demons? I'm not interested!"

He sat next to Zhu Bajie, touched him secretly, and said, "Brother Zhu, it's not too early, the banquet will begin." ”

Zhu Bajie also had this intention, and said in a low voice: "You are the master of this mansion, you have to say a few decent words first." ”

Wei Changtian said: "What kind of decent words? Eat and eat, why do you say so much?"

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and said, "Don't you seem to be more respected immortals in the Three Realms, they are the most important etiquette rules, you have to leave a good impression on them when you meet for the first time." Why, you won't say, I'll teach you ......" said and said a few words to him, so that he could do the same.

Wei Changtian nodded, expressed his understanding, cleared his throat vigorously, got up and said loudly: "Fellow immortals, please be quiet, please be quiet, let me say a few words, okay?"

Before the immortals came here, they had learned that Wei Changtian was a disciple of Sun Wukong, but they thought that even if Sun Wukong's face was big, the Jade Emperor would seal his apprentice some immortal positions and give his apprentice some immortal things, which was really rare, and he didn't expect to redecorate the "Immortal Mansion" that had been sealed for 100,000 years, and reward him together. All the immortals were surprised and puzzled in their hearts, and as soon as they heard Wei Changtian speak, they all stopped talking and shifted their eyes to him.

Wei Changtian's heart jumped, and he thought: "Mom, what are you doing with me like this? I don't have any flowers growing on my body!" and said slowly: "Thanks to His Majesty the Jade Emperor for rewarding me with this little immortal mansion, I am grateful, and today all the seniors of the immortal world have come all the way to congratulate me on officially moving into my new home, and I am even more ...... I can't thank you enough...... Grateful ......" said a few words "grateful", and there were no words below, so I had to look at Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie didn't look at him either, but just made a chopping action with his hand void. Wei Changtian was overjoyed, and then said: "The immortals have come all the way here, and they should be a little hungry. Let's gossip less, eat first, and it's not too late to say anything after dinner. ”

Sun Wukong also clapped his hands and said: "Okay, good, my old grandson and all your immortal friends haven't drunk together for many years, it's rare to get together today, just have a good drink! Don't get drunk and don't return! Bajie, hurry up the fairy maid and immortal slave in the house to rectify the banquet!"

Zhu Bajie said: "Oh, the old pig is all ready, just wait for Brother Monkey to give your order!" The big slap like a fan "snapped" three times, and at the end of the applause, I saw fifty immortal maids holding jade pots and jade cups, entering in turn, putting the jade cups in front of the immortals, holding the jade pot and pouring immortal brew in their hands, and then quickly withdrawing. Fifty more fairy maids came in, but what they held in their hands were some jade plates that were either square or round, and the plates contained dragon liver and phoenix marrow, fairy fruit and pear, eight treasures of all kinds of flavors, and delicacies...... All of them are fairy wonders that prolong life and aphrodisiac.

Wei Changtian picked up the immortal brew in front of him and said, "Today I am the owner, and I will present a cup to you on behalf of my master and my eldest brother pig! Thank you for coming to cheer!"

The immortals took cups one after another, and they all drank the immortal brew.

Wei Changtian only felt that this immortal brew was fragrant in the mouth, with a long aftertaste, and there was absolutely no spicy feeling, and he secretly shouted in his heart: "It's delicious! It's delicious! It's a hundred times better than those water and wine in the Nether!" He didn't sit down, and asked an immortal maid next to him to pour another cup, and said: "How can one cup be made? If you want to drink, drink two cups, come to the door with double happiness, and have an auspicious picture! Come, I'll do it first!" Another cup into the stomach.

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "The first joy is that you have to worship and defeat the Buddha as a disciple, and the second happiness is that you move into a new home...... Okay, Bendi will make an exception today and have another drink with you. ”

Wei Changtian said happily: "Thank you, Your Majesty the Jade Emperor." Long live Your Majesty the Jade Emperor! Long live! Long live it!"

The immortals looked at each other, shook their heads and smiled bitterly, and when they saw that the Jade Emperor took the lead, they were embarrassed not to drink, so they had to drink it.

How do you know that Wei Changtian poured wine again and said: "Now that the demons are born, if they want to attack the territory of our immortals, my Wei Changtian will naturally not stand by, and vow to fight with all the great immortals to fight against the monarch and demons, everyone will live together and die together!" After a pause, he said: "My Wei Changtian first came to the heavenly court, and compared with the immortals, he is the younger generation of the younger generations." Alas, although I have the heart to fight the enemy, it's a pity that the immortal power is shallow and the Tao is not deep, so this ...... In the future, I will ask all the gods to carry me a lot, point and point, and it is best to pass on some of my proud tricks, and strive to eliminate a few more demons when the time comes. Well, this third glass of wine is what I honor the immortal predecessors. Needless to say, you have to drink this cup of wine no matter what, otherwise you don't want to guide me, a little fairy, which is the heaviest blow to my demon-resistant heart......" Before the immortals could react, he "cooed", and the third cup of immortal wine had been drunk again.

Sun Wukong slapped the table and said: "Good apprentice, what you said is wonderful! If any of the immortal friends of this cup of immortal brew do not drink it, will they not only look down on you? It is simply not even my grandson's face! Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, you two are the lords of the Three Realms, you should drink it first and set an example for the immortals!"

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were stunned, and said, "This ...... This one...... Fight to defeat the Buddha...... This wine ...... "Facing the jade cup immortal brew in front of him, he felt embarrassed.

The rest of the immortals in the audience listened to the words of Wei Changtian and Sun Wukong, and they also opened their mouths one by one, and the boss was reluctant in their hearts.

I really don't know that this Heavenly Court Immortal Brew is different from other elixir and jade liquids, and it is very easy to get drunk. At the previous Heavenly Court banquet, the immortals were afraid that they would get drunk if they drank too much, not to mention the ugliness and shame, and it would also affect their own immortal reputation, so most of them only drank one cup, stopped in moderation, and then changed to agar jade liquid to drink. Because Wei Changtian first ascended to the heavenly realm, he didn't know this.

Sun Wukong smiled at the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother: "What my disciple just said was so impassioned, don't the two lords feel happy after hearing it? Just for this reason, the two lords should also drink this cup of immortal brew that I saluted in vain. Is there any truth to what Lao Sun said? Yes and no?"

Because the Jade Emperor wanted to rely on Sun Wukong to fight against the demons and other demons, it was not good to really refute him, and his face turned red when he heard this, and he responded repeatedly: "It makes sense, it makes sense! You should drink!" whispered to the Queen Mother: "Niangniang, let's drink it!"

These two immortal lords have always acted arbitrarily and without restraint, but they didn't expect that today they were persuaded by Sun Wukong's master and apprentice to enter three cups in a row, which is unprecedented.

Wei Changtian saw that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother had drunk, and secretly rejoiced, and said loudly: "Hahaha, refreshing! What a refreshing feeling!" Seeing that the immortals did not move, he said: "His Majesty the Jade Emperor is refreshing, and the Queen Mother is refreshing, but some immortals are not very happy! Master, our face can't be saved this time." ”

Sun Wukong grinned and said: "When you don't drink it, watch Lao Sun entangle with him endlessly......"

His words were the most effective, and all the immortals thought in their hearts: "This monkey has become a Buddha, even if he comes, he can't control him, not to mention that he has always been bold, what can't be done? Well, just drink it, and if you get drunk today, it's better than being entangled by him." "Lest I drink slowly and be seen by Sun Wukong, they all take glasses and drink.

At this time, all the immortals in the seat had already drunk three cups of immortal wine, and many immortals were overwhelmed by the strength of wine, and their faces were already red. Wei Changtian also gradually felt dizzy, and said, "Everyone, eat...... Eat, eat whatever you want, you're welcome!" Suddenly feeling unsteady on his feet, he hurriedly sat down and muttered, "Fuck...... Exercise...... Fuck ...... When Lao Tzu was in the lower realm, he drank the red wine of the daughter of the 'Drunken Immortal Building', and it was okay to drink a few large bowls in one go, and it was only three cups to ...... I can't hold ......."

Zhu Bajie has a thick stomach and intestine, although the amount of food is surprisingly large, and he can drink wine, all the immortals put a cup and stop to eat some fairy fruits, but he even poured and drank, nothing happened, heard Wei Changtian talking to himself, wiped the corners of his mouth, patted his left shoulder hard, and said: "Brother, you won't be poured down with such three small cups." Hehe, the old pig just saw that you saluted this and that, and how much do you think you have...... If you don't have that diamond, you don't want to do porcelain work......"

Wei Changtian was provoked by his words, and immediately rose, and said: "When will I lie down? Drink as much as you drink today, I will accompany you to drink, whoever admits defeat first will be a fucking turtle......!" Big brother, don't stop, drink! Let's drink together! Don't use a cup, just use this flask...... I don't believe it......"

Zhu Bajie shook the wine jug he was holding in his hand, and felt that it was about to be empty, so he threw it away, replaced it with a full pot, and drank it with a clattering spout.

At this time, the immortals knew that the two of them were sworn brothers, and when they saw them fighting and fighting, they did not say anything to dissuade them, and they all turned their heads and laughed in low voices.

Sun Wukong looked at his face and concluded that Wei Changtian was definitely not Zhu Bajie's opponent, and thought: "You compare the amount of alcohol with the nerd, you have to get drunk today!" He saw from Wei Changtian's body a stubborn temper and bold temperament that refused to admit defeat, which was very similar to himself when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and he liked it more and more in his heart, and his mind moved slightly, so he secretly transmitted his voice to Wei Changtian: "Good apprentice, don't be anxious, drink slowly, wait for the master to teach you the only way to dispel the wine, so that your nerd brother can not win......"

Wei Changtian heard that it was Sun Wukong's voice, secretly rejoiced, paused, and laughed: "Brother Pig, drink quickly, see which one is a turtle today! If you are a turtle, you have to crawl all over the ground, and if you don't climb, you will be a bad breed......" He was dual-minded, while talking to distract the energy of the immortals, while listening attentively and remembering the method of expelling alcohol taught by Sun Wukong.

That method is only three or four mantras, no matter how simple it is, Wei Changtian learned it as soon as he learned it, and acted according to the law, and he felt a lot clearer in a moment, but a thin layer of mist appeared around his body, and it slowly drifted away with the wind.

Zhu Bajie glanced at the fog, was stunned, and asked with a smile: "Brother, why is there smoke on your body? Isn't it that you drank too much wine and your stomach was burned by wine......?"

Wei Changtian said: "I haven't rested well in the past few days, my heart is so hot, my stomach is like a big hot pot, as long as there is wet things in it, it will be dried immediately, and then there will be smoke...... Fuck, it's my business that smoke from my body, can you handle it? I still want to fart, you can drink your wine!" Before the words were finished, there were two muffled sounds, and two farts were released.

Zhu Bajie was the closest to him, and when he heard the sound, he immediately spit out the wine in his mouth with a "pounce", and said loudly: "Brother, what the old pig is most afraid of in his life is to smell the smell of fart! This wine can't be drunk......" threw away the wine jug, raised his sleeves, covered his face, and threw himself on the table.

All the immortals were also stunned, bowing their heads, turning their backs to themselves, covering their mouths and noses one by one, holding their breath, all afraid of smelling the smell, and said in their hearts: "Bad luck! This blissful little fairy is also really, how can you say the word 'fart', and it will really be released? Alas, how can you still have the appetite to eat now?"

Wei Changtian himself didn't expect this, touched his head, and said with a sneer: "Nether mortals have three urgencies: eating, sleeping, and enlarging their farts, and if you can't think of being an immortal......, you can't avoid it! I'm really sorry to disturb the Yaxing of all the great immortals. I won't make an example!

Suddenly, there were two immortals sitting next to each other on the east side, unmoved by the "fart" they were releasing at all, and thought: "Yes, what's all the fuss about a fart? Isn't it smelly?, Lao Tzu didn't smell the slightest smell!" He drank the immortal brew in the pot in one gulp, waved his hand at the two immortals, and grinned.

The two immortals looked at each other and smiled in return. The immortal on the left side has a round face with phoenix eyes, dressed in red silk, and looks like an innocent child, looking much smaller than Wei Changtian, he saw Wei Changtian waving his hand and smirking, and laughed out loud, clapping his hands and saying: "Bliss Fairy, you are really amusing, I like it!" Pushed the immortal next to him, and said, "Brother Yang Jian, did you say?"

The immortal named Yang Jian wore a flying phoenix hat, a battle robe and a helmet, and his appearance was handsome, but there was an extra erected eye above his eyebrows, and the three eyes reflected each other, which was really weird. He was pushed by the fairy and couldn't help laughing: "Exactly! The little fairy of bliss has a witty speech and a humorous temperament, which is much more interesting than the old-fashioned faces we face all day long!" said to Wei Changtian: "Xiaoxian, after the banquet is over, can you find me to sit in Yang Jian's mansion?" ”

The child-like immortal also said urgently: "After going to Brother Yang Jin's mansion and sitting down, go to my mansion." My name is Neqi, the third son of Li Jing, the king of Tota. The three of us must have had a lot more fun drinking and talking together than it is here. If you fart again, we won't frown. ”

Wei Changtian said: "Okay! He glanced down at Zhu Bajie, touched his fan and said, "As I said just now, whoever admits defeat first is a turtle and has to crawl on the ground." Brother Pig, don't lie on your stomach like this, they are all famous immortals, and what you say counts. ”

Zhu Bajie covered his long nose and shouted: "Don't count! No! If you don't let out a stinky fart, the old pig won't lose!"

Wei Changtian said: "Mind the heavens and the earth, you can't control the shit and fart! Besides, do you smell any stink?"

The hall is full of famous gods and immortals, Zhu Bajie loves face very much, even if he loses, he will not easily do anything turtles crawling all over the ground, so no matter how Wei Changtian sarcastically humiliates him, he just pulls it and denies it in every way.

Wei Changtian saw that Yang Jian and the two immortals were looking at him, with no smile in his eyes, as if he didn't believe that he could make Zhu Bajie honor the contract, so he said: "Are you cheating? Okay, I'll ask Master to come and govern you." He turned around and left his seat and walked towards Sun Wukong.

At the moment when he stood up, two immortals also walked to the Jade Emperor's seat, one of the immortals held a wine glass in his hand, bowed down, and said respectfully: "I have admired His Majesty the Jade Emperor for a long time, and I can see it today, it is indeed majestic and solemn, and it is worthy of the respect of the Three Realms." I'll wait here to offer a cup of elixir, and I wish His Majesty the Jade Emperor eternal blessings and eternal throne!"

After the Jade Emperor drank the immortal brew, his mind was dizzy, and his words were more than everyday, he was talking to Sun Wukong lively, smelling that there were immortals complimenting him, his heart was happy, he turned his head to look at the two immortals, and saw that one was fat and one was thin, and his appearance was very different, but for a while he couldn't remember what kind ......of fairy he was, and thought: "I don't know who the two immortals are."