【082】The brilliance of human nature
Shameless, shameless!
Zhen Lang despised Su Jie fiercely, this female hooligan asked him to be in charge of distributing equipment, obviously deliberately throwing the hot potato to him.
He simply turned his head to look at Shui Mi'er and said with a smile: "Anyway, there are two pieces of sacrificial equipment, one for each of us, do you want a necklace or a belt?" ”
"I don't want it." Shui Mi'er refused without even thinking about it.
Zhen Lang was stunned: "Why?" ”
Shui Mier: "I don't play games every day, and I may not have time to play after graduation." I'll hold back.,Find a better teammate in the future.,Just be free to play a 5-person small copy with me.。 ”
Zhen Lang smiled: "It's been more than a month since you graduated, maybe we'll all graduate by then." ”
Honey: "Then I don't want to, wait until you graduate from the dungeon before you consider my equipment." I'm having fun with everybody, don't make everybody unhappy with one or two pieces of gear. ”
Zhen Lang still wanted to speak, but Su Jie preemptively said: "Selang, listen to Xiaomi, she is now a reserve member of our regiment, and she was pulled by me." When she finds a teammate as strong as Britney in the future, Mi'er will go to soy sauce. Anyway, you have a 5-person kit bracelet in your hand, bring this chain and belt, and make a 3-piece set, and you can also have a set effect. ”
Zhen Lang thought about it and took a deep look at Shui Mi'er again.
After a while, he stopped dragging mud and water, and directly forked the two sacrificial suits to himself.
At this time, the slut Er Fat was actually sending a private chat message in the game with Dynamic: "Third master, the boss has really met true love." ”
Dynamic was stunned for a moment, and also typed back: "Yes, this is simply a good senior sister of the people, it must be true love." ”
Erfat typed again: "In my experience, when I met green tea, I was coquettish and cute, and the cliff took away both suits." Xiaomi's senior sister is too Lei Feng, she doesn't want her own suit, she must be a good senior sister of the people. ”
Seeing the sad and lonely appearance of the second fat typing, he stopped talking.
Back then, the "ex-girlfriend" in the second fat game was a coquettish and cute seller of equipment countless times. Later, the green tea also played a big one, and directly ransacked the number that Er Fat had been fighting for more than a year.
Next, Zhen Lang gave the priest's robe to the second fat, and finally comforted the fat man's heart.
"The suit pants will be given to the cannon first, are you okay?" Zhen Lang looked at Su Jie.
"It must have been given to him first." Su Jie was very refreshing, and said: "Speaking of which, I and Sister Xun and I also hugged your thighs when I had a cold, otherwise I wouldn't have reached level 10 today." Don't think about catching a cold for the agility bracelet, you can choose between the little brother and the little sweet. ”
"Yes, great god, I'm not in a hurry. As long as I can kill the boss, I'm satisfied. If you can get the first achievement of the server, this semester will be worth it. "Although the cold longs for the bracelet in his heart, he can also tell the situation.
"Master Lang, let me say a few words." The silent cannon spoke, and seemed to have made a certain decision: "Actually, I really want these pants in my heart, but what, when you guys played a 5-person copy in the morning, I took a closer look at the forum's strategy." The ten-person Kraken King is too perverted, and the warrior T below level 15 really can't stand it, so let's just give the suit to the eldest sister first. Knight T has a natural advantage against the Kraken King, and she is so high-end that she can take us to the first kill. ”
"Makes sense." Er Fat thought for a while and said: "The cannon is not unreasonable, today I have seen several level 10 people, Jin has to complete their glory guild is also quite good, a 9-piece local tyrant team has opened up 5 people Siren." If we get stuck in the 10-person Kraken King for a few days, maybe the first kill of the 10-person Ben will be preempted by others. ”
Zhen Lang knew very well the cannon's character, and he was not verbose at the moment, and gave the suit pants to Su Jie.
"Cannon, sister is going to be impressed with you." Su Jie was very surprised, and sighed: "I didn't expect you to be such a man with the spirit of Lei Feng, why don't you ask my sister to introduce a few green teas to you to play your strengths?" ”
"Cannon, I see the brilliance of humanity in you." The dynamics immediately echoed, and then the true purpose was revealed: "Senior sister, if you have green tea, introduce one to me too." ”
"Third brother, my brother really looks down on you, aren't you afraid that green tea will hurt you deeply?" The second fat face was stern, and then looked at Su Jie: "Senior sister, if you really want to introduce green tea to hurt them, please be sure to hurt me once!" ”
"Damn, when I was eating hot pot at noon, my brother thought that you were all young people with ambitions and ideals in the new era, but I didn't expect you to be such shameless and obscene, and I began to regret forming a group with you." The cold suddenly stood up, with an angry face, and then said to Su Jie: "Eldest sister, if you really want to introduce them to green tea, I just want to say four words: Please bring me!" ”
"Sluts, you sluts!" Su Jieqiang stiffened her face, endured it for a few seconds, and couldn't help laughing: "Let's talk about it first, those girls I know have a lot of tricks, and even middle-aged uncles with successful careers are in their way." Just a little otaku like you, you can't stand the destruction at all, if you are cheated of money, sex, and feelings, don't blame me for cheating you. ”
When they heard this, the animals were frightened.
The only stationmaster who didn't speak was extremely gloating, he had been harassing Yu Shasha on WeChat for two days, so he couldn't help but ask Su Jie to help introduce green tea just now, but he didn't expect to be blessed by mistake.
At this time, the cannon suddenly said: "Senior sister, are you teasing me, or do you really want to introduce me?" I'm a person who doesn't believe in evil, if you really dare to introduce one, I'll really dare to give full play to my strengths. ”
"Damn, my sister seems to be fooling an ignorant young man." Su Jie was not happy, and coaxed: "Qian Mengru of the Guangzhou Cinema, you all know it, right?" That girl likes you the most, a 'special' and vigorous animal, although my sister is not very familiar with her, but it is no problem to send you over. ”
Hearing this, the eyes of the herd of animals glowed green like beasts.
Guangzhou Cinema, the full name of "S Provincial Normal University School of Radio, Film and Television", Qian Mengru is the flower of the performance department of Guangzhou Cinema. It is said that this girl is determined to blend into the entertainment industry and experience life in various ways, and the main way to experience life is to deal with men. It is said that she developed to the level of opening a house on the first day she met many men, and she was proficient in eighteen kinds of martial arts such as field warfare, car 'shock, blowing, playing, and singing.
Don't look at most of the boys who scold Qian Mengru for being a little, in fact, they have a lot of thoughts about this girl in their hearts. At Normal University, Qian Mengru ranked eighth on the list and was the object of a one-night stand fantasized by countless livestock. On the masturbation list of the slings, Qian Mengru is ranked in the top five, which can be called high-end green tea.
"Senior sister, then it's decided. Senior sister, no, sister, you will also be my sister in the future! "The cannon is really not a believer, it seems that he wants to show his life and learn to learn Qian Mengru's eighteen martial arts.
Dynamic, Erfat, and cold and jealous eyes were red, and I felt that the cannon was simply Wu Sangui in Jin Yong's novel who led the Qing soldiers into the customs for a generation of famous prostitute Chen Yuanyuan......
These sluts thought about it, if they can counterattack Qian Mengru, even if they are infamous through the ages, it is worth a try!
Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er looked at each other, and they were speechless at Su Jie and a group of animals.
At this time, Er Fat suddenly stood up and said with a blank eye: "Senior sister, I want pure love, can you introduce me to a girl with pure love?" ”
Su Jie smiled a little evilly: "Just you, a dead fat man, are you still pure love?" It's okay, looking for a sister also really wants pure love, you two can get together. ”
"That's it." The second fat sat down with his head drooped, as if he had aged eight and a half years in an instant.
"Cut, with pure love with him, you might as well let me die." Xun Mei couldn't stand the reaction of the second fat, and launched a sharp counterattack.
Mango Tian'er, who was not present at this time, typed weakly on the team channel: "Don't you play?" ”
"Hit, wait a minute." Zhen Lang said in the team's voice, and said: "We are not a guild, so we won't count DKP, suit bracelets, thieves and hunters roll." ”
The stationmaster had no objection, after all, they had never brought Mango Tian'er to level up, nor had they borrowed her equipment. In general, Mango Sweeter joined the team as a member of the team who met all the conditions, and had a good performance in the battle just now, and was eligible to share the suit.
Mango Sweet was unlucky, rolling out 52 points.
As long as the stationmaster rolls out 53-100 points, he will get the set bracelet.
"Brothers and sisters, look at my brother to come to 53, gorgeously crush Britney!"
Very's self-confidence, domineering and exposed, began to roll the dice.
As a result, the number of points rolled out of this product is really related to 5 and 3, and it is 35 points......
"Young man, black face myrrh doctor." Su Jie sighed lightly and made up for it: "With your character, you dare to guarantee your personality every time, my sister has a deep understanding of your character." ”
The stationmaster shed tears before speaking, looking like he didn't believe in love from now on.
"Selang, didn't you embezzle 6 gems just now, have you cut it, hurry up and give my sister a shining emerald." Su Jie was impatient, and marked the suit pants with the 5-point defense emerald that Zhen Lang traded for her, and when everyone had beaten the gem, she said with great enthusiasm: "Cheer up, go, No. 2 boss!" ”
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