Fifteen. Everyone is busy, and I am alone
It has been a while since the "exercise" incident, and in view of the fact that the impact of this incident is too bad, all the personnel present have chosen to seal it without exception, let it dissipate in the wind, and only remain in the hearts of all the shipwives present. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
As a result, this incident became an eternal Waterloo in the hearts of the two admirals, and was regarded as the greatest shame in their lives.
Buck and his party also left in embarrassment after experiencing this kind of thing, after all, no matter who has experienced this kind of thing, they are disgraced, and more importantly, they ......
Summer work is about to begin!
What is the difference between the Admiral and salted fish, and Buck never thinks of himself as a salted fish, salted fish is a creature that only exists in cans waiting to be opened and eaten!
So when Buck left the town guard, almost the entire ocean was about to boil, and the town guards, large and small, began to prepare for this event, because this time of year is a frequent period of deep-sea activities, if it can be repulsed, it can get a powerful or even strong ship mother, which is why all the admirals, whether they are Europeans or Africans, are gearing up and can't wait, As long as you play a boat that can be taken out to dry at any time in this event, you will have no regrets in this life!
The so-called "Africans smuggle in, Europeans go to heaven" is almost the same meaning.
/ I give full marks to this wave of topic transfer! /
Port Forth.
"Phew, it's here, it's here again, hurry, Nelson, who do you think I'll take with you for this event?" A young woman with short pink hair was so excited that she grabbed the heroic young woman in military uniform who was a big block taller than her beside her, and asked incoherently.
"Admiral, please calm down, I will definitely let our Fox Harbor fleet win the battle!" Nelson first pulled the koala, which was almost hanging on him, away, and then moved to the side a few times.
"Victory! Right! When the girl heard this, a flame almost burst out of those clear water eyes, which was Chi Guoguo's anger!
"Let that self-proclaimed European know what a real aristocrat is, and let the biao who rob me ......"
"Ahem, Admiral, please be careful to use civilized language."
"Uh, I was wrong, Sister Nelson!"
A port in Africa......
"Wow, yes, yes, the heavenly spirits, the spirits of the earth, the gods of all walks of life are about to appear, the three of Taishang Laojun are really as urgent as the law!" I saw that in the dock, there was a "wild man" wearing clothes from the Stone Age who didn't know which stone age it was, bouncing around in front of the machine made by the ship's mother, and there were many shipwives not far away, sitting on the bench and eating melon seeds.
Why is this scene so much like a showman?!
/ Our Admiral is cheap again? /
/ I heard that it is for the summer life to build a big sacrifice to the sky. /
/ Or don't you recognize yourself as an African? /
/ No, I heard that it was only built once, and no matter what was built, it would not jump off the building, for the glory of the tribe or something. /
/ Sit back and watch Admiral Dajian lose 25 in a row! /
And the "wild man" also stopped his tribal dance now, erasing all the ghostly patterns on his face, revealing a spiritual face. He took off his navy uniform, draped it directly outside, and ordered the ship girls who were looking at him with melon seeds with a righteous face: "Everyone, now that I have completed my fate, go forward!" Victory beckons! ”
"Well, Admiral, are you sure you don't look at the results of this great construction?" Among the many ship girls, the most tightly wrapped destroyer Kokang asked the admiral with a righteous face, good (zui) strange (qian).
"No, I'm afraid I won't have the desire to work in the summer after watching it." The admiral admitted indifferently.
Ship Niang: ...... Your calmness leaves me speechless.
……
Now the admirals of the whole world have fallen into a stage of almost fanaticism, and the large town guards are mobilizing the people to win the first-class medal in this event, and the smaller town guards do not dare to be greedy for merit, and follow the combined fleet of other town guards, intending to get a piece of the pie.
However, there are exceptions.
"Admiral, do you want to sleep with me tonight?" Z31's big eyes that sparkled with light blinked, and the pair of peaks on her chest, which claimed to be the number one in the town guard mansion now, went up and down with her movements...... Ahem, delete this paragraph!
Lu Jie looked at the superb in front of him, naturally he couldn't calm down the excitement in his heart, and he couldn't wait to agree immediately - there was a ghost!
Are the several pairs of murderous eyes in the back decoration? In other words, what kind of situation is this kind of plot that seems to be a scumbag being slashed?
"Boring." Oi, who was the secretary ship, yawned, saying that he would not participate in this kind of thing, and turned around and left, so handsome that he didn't bother to fight against the group of destroyers behind him.
/ And yet your chest is not as majestic as the z31. /
/ And you'll be in the terrifying "Night War" mode at night. /
Z31 and Purple Quartz couldn't help but sneer as they looked at the distant Oi.
"Admiral......" The Queen of Heaven looked at Lu Jie, who had no reaction at all, and secretly sighed that the current men are so stupid, and you don't brush the favorability of the defeat.
/ However, the most annoying thing is that if you don't brush your favorability, that thing will automatically rise. /
"Contractor, if you don't have a ceremony with me, you will be cursed if you hold a ceremony with someone else first!" Seeing that the most threatening opponent (Oi) left first, and it was not time to go to bed yet, Purple Quartz once again turned on the middle two mode, put on an unclear posture, and said to Lu Jie (temptation) with great momentum.
Lu Jie is suffering and happy in such a group of precocious loli, and it is indeed a happy thing to be liked and loved by a group of girls, but once these loli don't just like you, but want to do something to you that shouldn't be done at this age, and you still have to eat peanuts after doing it, it's not good. (Note: The new pie team law stipulates that destroyers of other countries except Japanese-made destroyers are not allowed to board ships until they are remodeled!) )
Not allowed on board!! Under this big premise, Lu Jie was also happy to watch the group of little girls who seemed to be Gong Dou was actually a few years old children snatching toys, although the toy they were fighting for was himself.
"Wow! Admiral, hug! Just when the three ship girls in front of each other released their momentum to deter each other, forming the horns of the three kingdoms against each other, the black-backed jackal, who had been sleepy-eyed since just now, suddenly jumped up, jumped directly into Lu Jie's arms and began to be coquettish like a puppy.
[Not good! The firepower is suppressed! Seeing that the black-backed jackal directly crossed the "gunsmoke-filled" battlefield composed of the three of them, and directly secretly crossed Chen Cang to take the fruits of victory that should have belonged to the victors, the inner objects of these three destroyers were all stirred up with raging fire.
There must be no compromise here!
Thereupon......
"Admiral, people want to hug too!" Z31 comprehended quickly in this regard, while the purple quartz and the queen were still in the angry stage of the black-backed jackal's behavior, she found that she also used the same method to win the "caressing" of the admiral, and Z31, who had made up her mind, immediately opened her arms, and a milk swallow threw herself into her arms, occupying the other half of Lu Jie's body, and the black-backed jackal immediately "divided" Lu Jie.
Zi Quartz was about to learn the same, but the queen of heaven grabbed her, "No, the speed of the two of us is too slow, and now we can only hug our thighs." ”
"Well, but isn't it easier to hug your thighs*** (words starting with three P)?" Zi Quartz suddenly asked in a startling rhetorical voice.
Well, what to do, she said so tempting that I didn't know how to refuse.
/ Hey, I'm going to call the police if this kind of plot happens again! /
Lu Jie's face became unnatural, and he must have received a warning from which room he didn't know from, so he had to show an extremely hypocritical smile and give a suggestion to the four gadgets in front of him, although they were small, but they seemed to have quite a mature psychological age.
"Why don't we sit down and watch TV for a while?"
"Okay!" The four little Lolitas were in unison, and immediately moved out of the small bench from the mysterious space they didn't know which one it was and sat together obediently, waiting for Lu Jie to put on the TV.
mlgj! I knew that I would solve it when I saw it, so why bother me to be so busy!
Lu Jie hurriedly dragged the TV set that almost killed him to this large room, ready to enjoy what TV programs he could see, and then gently pressed the switch-
"Hey! The idol of the fleet, Naka-chan~"
"Nake, get me out of front of the TV." Lu Jie stretched out his hand and grabbed Na Ke, who was blocking in front of the TV and pretending to be an idol.
"Nake-chan won't change her goals!" Na Ke muttered a little dissatisfied, but he felt the warmth from the palm of the hand that was grasping his head, and he had just been built today, so he simply lay on the back of the admiral as a little tail.
[Whew, it seems to be good.] 】
Lu Jie had just moved away from the obstructive Nake, and he only heard the surprised cries of the ship's girls.
"Wow, that's clear!"
"Who is this person on TV, and why does he always have such a stinky expression?"
"What's on TV, why don't you start acting soon?"
"Then again, this guy's boobs ...... It's so small! ”
"Wang, the black-backed jackal always feels that this person is a little familiar."
wait!!!
Lu Jie suddenly seemed to realize something, and slowly looked over the screen that had been unfolded.
"Oh, hehe, hello, Admiral Lu Jie, it looks like you're having a good time at the town guard's house." I saw the black line on the head of the girl who was the governor, and her teeth rattled, and then the camera in front of her was jerked up several centimeters, so that she could only have one avatar on the screen.
However, this still can't change the fact that she is a poor breast, as the governor of the entire ocean, she would be so embarrassed in front of a few ships that she had to use this method to cover her breasts was completely crushed by a group of destroyers, and it was not the smallest of those destroyers......
Suddenly, Lu Jie seemed to feel an indescribable sadness conveyed through the screen of this TV.
Lu Jie was forced to a cold shudder by this kind of cold air that could be understood as a small resentment in his chest, and he hurriedly raised the remote control, wanting to change the channel, but ......
changed the first channel, and the girl with a cold face was still on the screen.
The second is also ......
Third ......
Fourth ......
has been changed more than 20 in a row, and the screen is always the same, has always been a scary poor breasted girl with a black face, if you have to say that after changing the channel, what has changed in the black straight girl, that is, every time Lu Jie changes a channel, the girl's face will become ugly.
"! This TV is poisonous! "No matter how you change the channel, all you can see is the girl's face that is more and more disturbing the more you watch, Lu Jie couldn't help but smash the remote control, I just want to watch a TV with peace of mind, please just let me go!
"Hehe, are you too naïve, the machine I smashed for you, before it was a TV, first of all, it was a long-distance contact machine, do you think that if I don't interrupt the link, can you still watch TV with peace of mind?" The girl smiled coldly and looked at Lu Jie's various press of the remote control, of course, no matter how she pressed it or how she changed the channel, only the girl's face would be shown on the screen.
"Well, you win." Lu Jie finally gave up on continuing this battle with the girl, because it didn't have any use at all, and he knew the girl on the screen (don't think about it!). Although I always like to go against myself and see myself deflated, I still support myself in the big picture, but this character is too bad.
"Then you go on, I'm off." Of course, although he knew that the girl's heart was not bad, but her bad personality was really not what Lu Jie liked, and it was better to appreciate his own destroyer than to watch the governor's girl's temper and face. (hentai! )
"Bastard!" Under Lu Jie's attitude, the girl is going crazy, the old lady is the governor, if others dare to treat me like this, I will directly call 110 to arrest him and go to the gendarmerie to eat guns, you stupid!
But if you think about it carefully, Lu Jie's guy really does what he says, this bastard may really turn off this machine directly, the girl hurriedly put away her anger for the time being, and asked in a much better tone: "Wait a minute, do you have any plans for Xia Huo this time?" ”
"Summer life?" After Lu Jie heard these two words, he looked confused, "What's that?" ”