【002】You're hanging, aren't you?

In the infirmary of the School of Communication, three boys walked out carrying a young man full of alcohol.

All the way to the 301 dormitory of Building 9, the three of them threw the young man on the bed, and the short and fat boy said: "Didn't the boss go to open the room, why did he fall in the infirmary in the middle of the night, what kind of trouble is he going to make?" ”

"Do you still need to ask? The boss snapped and was injured, but was injured, and then saluted all the lovelorn seniors of the Normal University, poured eight bottles of beer and fell drunk on the road. A thin boy sniffed the smell of wine on Zhen Lang's body and sighed: "It's better to ask what the world is like, it's better to take a sip of the computer...... I suddenly felt that I was very happy, that my true love was a thousand yellow stations, and that they would never hurt me. ”

"Thousands of yellow stations will not hurt you, only your computer, how many times have you been poisoned by that broken machine? Ahh He only drank three bottles last time, and then he got drunk and collapsed in the toilet. Another boy with a fashionable hairstyle and a very sassy dress spoke: "I just asked the security guard at the school gate, and the boss drank two bottles, which were still filled...... As soon as he arrived at the school gate, he couldn't find the north, and the janitor had to take him to the infirmary. ”

"What's the situation, what is Master Lang doing?"

With this voice, two more people pushed the door and walked in.

The tall and mighty northern man who just spoke was nicknamed Cannon, and the short and thin boy with glasses next to him was nicknamed Tian Ji. Both of them are from the 302 dormitory next door, and often work with the four people of 301 to play a game of slashing.

I saw Tian Ji stroking his glasses, revealing a detective Conan-like demeanor: "There is only one truth, Lang Ye was tricked by that woman again." Bad fate, I wonder, Lang Ye is usually a very strong man, and he doesn't look like a spare tire, why is it planted in the hands of that woman every time? ”

"Nemesis, the nemesis of life." The cannon was moved, and his face was vicissitudes: "When I was in high school, I also had a crush on a girl. At that time, I also wondered, usually I am more fierce than anyone else, but every time I see her, I have a kind of blushing and heartbeat. Then I figured out that that girl was my nemesis. ”

"Cannon, do you still have such an innocent crush story?" Er Fat became interested and gossiped: "Men like you with 'specialty', don't they all rely on 18cm murder weapons, every second and every second?" ”

The "specialty" of the cannon has an allusion.

This gentleman's WeChat signature, that is quite confident: my little brother is 18cm tall, you look at it yourself!

This confident signature has attracted a lot of attention, and in the two years of college, several girls have asked him out. According to Cannon's drunken bragging, the woman who claimed to have dated him once was a charming female lecturer in a thirty-year-old college town......

"I'll go, I can't have a story yet?" Under the curious gaze of everyone, the cannon opened the conversation: "I think back then, my brother was also innocent." Every time I booed after class, I had to pass by the next class, and when I looked at the girl, I was very satisfied. If she looked at me, I felt like I could ...... every day."

"Really?" The second fat gossip even more, and asked: "Later, did you confess?" ”

"How to say it, I don't know what I thought at the time, I didn't dare to confess." Speaking of this, Cannon's rugged face looked a little sad: "Later, she went to a university in the north, and I came to the Normal University, separated by thousands of miles, and I forgot about it after a long time." ”

Speaking of this, he made a concluding statement: "Bad fate, bad fate, seeing the virtue of Lang Ye, I am very glad that I didn't have a school with that girl at the beginning, otherwise I don't know what would have happened." ”

"Shhhhh The stationmaster showed the friendship of class brothers, for fear that Zhen Lang would be injured again.

As soon as he said this, Zhen Lang on the bed suddenly turned over, his mouth moved, and he seemed to be singing in a daze: "You drunk me, and you don't sleep with me......"

"It's over, the boss made a big fuss this time, how long will it take for him to recover?" The second fat looked worried.

"Yes, he chased a girl for seven years, and this time he was injured in the bone, and it will take a few years for his injury to heal?" Dynamic was also quite worried, and sighed: "In good conscience, the boss is also a little handsome, and his figure is quite sensitive, and he also has six-pack abs." If he hadn't been stuck in that woman's dead end, maybe he would have been able to make a small flower or something in our school, and it would be no problem to make a small class flower. He will listen to my advice, and he will have already thrown off the hat of an old virgin! ”

"Didn't you say last time that Ou Xiaorou from the dance department had a sense of shame for Lang Ye?" Tian Ji was originally obscene enough, but when he had a bad idea, he was even more obscene: "According to the routine in the meat selling anime, the best way to forget a woman is to find a new woman." Why don't you send a message to Ou Xiaorou and ask her to make an appointment with Lang Ye? ”

"You've watched too much two-dimensional anime, boy, wake up from your secondary world!" Dynamic ruthlessly despised Tian Ji, "Let's not talk about Ou Xiaorou's appointment, the problem is that our boss will definitely not make an appointment." Don't look at his usual waves, in fact, he still has a little purity in his heart that we don't have. I guess in the short term, he won't love anymore. ”

"If you don't love it, you can say a hairy, go, pick it up!"

The cannon made a final summary, pulled the field chicken and walked out.

The three people in the 301 dormitory immediately forgot about Zhen Lang, sat in front of the computer one after another, and logged in to the game.

This game is called "Magic", which is a self-made 3D online game brewed by Tencent focusing on copycats for 30 years and integrating the essence of Eastern and Western games. Since the public beta of Magic on May 1 this year, in just two weeks, it has set a number of records and created a miracle in the industry.

Building 9, a group of game otaku led by Er Fat, settled in the Sword of Kings server in Telecom Zone 1 on the first day of the open beta. In what is known as the most difficult online game in history, after a week of struggle, they finally completed their first class change.

The difficulty of the magical job transfer mission is very high, and the level will be reduced from level 10 to level 9 after failure, and it will take a day or two to re-upgrade to level 10 and challenge the job transfer mission again. And the job change mission is random every time, if you are unlucky and encounter a difficult task, it will most likely be downgraded back to level 9 again......

It is for this reason that many players reach level 10 in a week, but they may not be able to change classes in two weeks. For example, Zhen Lang, it took him a week after level 10, and he failed to change jobs four times, and it wasn't until the fifth time that he was lucky enough to receive a low-difficulty task and successfully transferred to a shadow dance thief.

After changing classes, you can attack the Kraken dungeon.

The Kraken Dungeon comes with a level 10 rare set, which is enough equipment for players to reach level 20, which is the best equipment in the current version. Of course, it would be too difficult to get such equipment. Not to mention the amateur team composed of ordinary students, even many famous guilds or studios in China have been wiped out.

Overall, the Kraken dungeon is still in the wilderness stage.

It just so happens that this weekend, the school does not turn off the lights, and you can chop games all night. So the cattle of 301 and 302 didn't care how injured Zhen Lang was, and directly formed a team to open up an ordinary level kraken copy.

The Kraken Dungeon is divided into three difficulties, the first is the normal level, which is limited to a maximum of 5 players, and a few excellent teams have cleared the level. The second type is the difficult level, which requires a group of 10 players to hope to clear the level, and only a few top teams have cleared the level at this stage. The third is the nightmare level, which requires a team of 20 people, and there is no team at home and abroad that has solved this difficulty.

"Cannon, hold on! You're papery, don't you want it to be so brittle? ”

"Tian Ji, your milk is too small, do you dare to augment your breasts and take a big bite?"

"Fourth, don't stand in front of you, go to the boss and stab the chrysanthemum in the back!"

In front of the computer, Er Fat sprayed violently into the microphone, scolding the four teammates to the blood.

The four of them didn't dare to say anything, because Er Fat was already a first-class high-end player in the School of Communication, and he also had certain command skills. Moreover, the cannon and the dynamic job transfer mission were all helped by Er Fat. Under such a premise, although everyone was scolded, they couldn't think of a better way, so they could only let the second fat scold.

"Day, don't fight, sleep!"

At two o'clock in the morning, Er Fat threw the mouse, turned around and went to the toilet.

Tonight, several people have been killed eight times in a row, and they have never been able to beat the last boss of the ordinary Kraken dungeon. Keep in mind that each time you die, the durability of the equipment decreases dramatically. At this stage, the vast majority of players are very short of money, and the repair fee alone is about to make a few people cry without tears.

In desperation, everyone could only wash and sleep.

Soon the snoring sounded, and the snoring in the dormitory was also a scenery in the student days.

Near noon the next day, the three of them got up and went to the cafeteria to eat together, but they did not wake up Zhen Lang, who was still asleep. When they came back, the precious roommate was reflected, and the three of them brought back a hot meal for Zhen Lang.

As soon as they opened the door to the dormitory, the three animals were stunned.

I saw Zhen Lang sitting in front of the computer like a person who had nothing to do, slashing at the game.

The three roommates looked at each other, but they didn't dare to mention the sad past of the dormitory boss, so they stood silently behind him and watched.

A few minutes passed, and all three were dumbfounded.

Especially Erfat, who is known as a high-end player, looked at Zhen Lang like an alien, and said in amazement: "I'll go, are you hanging?" ”

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