[299] Representatives of the festival
When the idol brother asked to unlock the new cycle, in exchange for a violent beating of Shui Mi'er lifting the pillow, the girl scolded while beating back: "Stinky rascal, it's really getting worse and worse, when did you learn to make inches?" ”
Zhen Lang put on a warrior's defensive posture, easily defused the AOE damage caused by the pillow, and said with a shy smile: "Didn't I see you driving such a stylish thing, and I was impressed by your red hand?" ”
"You mean whoever prescribes these things, you unlock new poses with whom?" Honey said, with a mischievous expression. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"That's a must." Zhen Lang replied coaxingly, suddenly realizing that something was wrong, he hurriedly remedied: "Wait, didn't you open this box?" ”
"Guess?" Honey's expression became even more evil.
"I'll correct it, I only unlocked the box you opened, and it doesn't count if anyone else opened it." Zhen Lang is a strong remedy, as a level 14 20% pickle girl master, he has recognized a serious problem. If he still insists on what he said before, I'm afraid that the happiness of the lower half of his body will be in vain.
Sure enough, the voice in the team next made Zhen Lang feel how wise his salvation was.
"Wha, look, how about the little red-handed girl that the old man said?" Su Jie's laughter came.
"Sharp, night kitten, your red hand is about to catch up with the red hand brother and the red hand sister-in-law." Jin Dequan exclaimed.
"Kitten, you come to a group, and you will be the chief box opener of the guild group in the future." The Hedong Lion's Roar launched a wooing plan, because their group has always lacked a red hand against the sky.
Hearing the various voices in the team, Zhen Lang sweated.
He didn't remember until now that he had said that he would let the night kitten open the No. 2-3 boss, and he was responsible for opening the black knight.
The idol brother looked at Shui Mi'er nervously, no matter how he looked at it, he was a thief, like a little virgin who made a mistake.
"Pervert, now that you know it, you're afraid, right?" Shui Mi'er's expression was even darker, and the queen was full of style: "Even if you know each other, you changed your tone in time, and it is not in vain that my sister has cultivated you for so long." If you don't change your mind, I'm sure you're lying in the ambulance going to the hospital by now! ”
Zhen Lang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and immediately became a tide of sycophants: "That's it, it's all my sister who cultivated well, after your high-end special training, I am no longer the same person I used to be, it's all your credit!" ”
"Look at your conscience-clear little appearance, you don't have to be so explicit in your sycophancy, right?" Shui Mi'er glanced at him with contempt, and suddenly leaned over to get tired of him in his arms, and her voice became gentle: "But your setting of coaxing me with a clear conscience, my sister still likes it very much, and I have to keep it in the future, you know?" ”
"Hmm!" Zhen Lang hugged the beauty and nodded heavily.
Shui Mi'er said coquettishly: "Rub my legs for me, I have been pillowed by you for a long time, and people's legs are still numb." ”
Zhen Lang didn't care about how the equipment was distributed in the team, and immediately pinched Shui Mi'er's thigh.
At the beginning, he was honest and simple.
After a while, he rose up again, and was warned by Shui Mi'er: "Stinky rascal, be honest!" ”
Zhen Lang retracted his hand unsatisfied, and Su Jie's voice came: "Selang, say a word, this sacrificial suit bracelet is directly forked to you?" ”
Anyway, the things that the night kitten opened this time are really a bit domineering.
This mysterious Bai Fumei, who was holding back enough energy to open the box to prove herself, was really a red-handed girl as Su Jie said. A maximum of 8 pieces of equipment can be produced in Hardmode, and the Night Kitten will open 4 sets, 4 pieces, and 7 gems at once, which is not unpopular.
Boss No. 2 is full of bracelets, and in the 4-piece set, there is a hard-level sacrificial suit bracelet with holes.
Zhen Lang looked at the nightmare kraken bracelet with 2 holes on his body, and said, "I'm 3t2+6t1 very good now, let's give it to the big lady or the field chicken first, let them improve first." ”
"This can't be done, brother idol, you are the man who wants to win the first place on the list. Difficult T2 with a hole, the improvement is great, you get together 6T2 first. The Great Sword of Glory made a different opinion.
"That's right, brother of the red hand, don't worry about me, you improve yourself first." Big lady typing in the team.
"After tomorrow's maintenance, I'll go to 10 people to make 3 ordinary suits, and there will be 6t2." Zhen Lang said.
"Level 20 dungeon, the normal difficulty can only be brushed once a week, and one CD makes up 3 ordinary suits, which is very difficult." The big sword is still not at ease, in the past two days, he has opened up several guild groups to open up the 10-person difficulty of the white bone cemetery and the dark labyrinth, which has a shadow on the explosion rate of the pit father in the dungeon.
"President, you don't have faith in my red hand?" Zhen Lang coaxed.
"yes, I almost forgot the key." Chairman Dabaojian was persuaded and performed in public: "Comrades, look, this is the integrity of the people's congress deputies." Everyone wants to grab the suit in the wasteland development stage, but our people's congress deputies take the initiative to give up the difficult T2 suit, what kind of sentiment is this? It's worth learning deeply! ”
"On the top floor, Brother Red Hand is the only remaining festival of our glory." Uncle Glory said.
"Uncle, don't fire the map cannon, you don't have a rhythm, everyone on the earth knows it, and the rest of us are disciplined." Lack of morality, please come to me to raise objections, very literary: "It should be said that most of our glory people are very disciplined, and the red hand brother is the festival of the festival, which can be called the representative of the glory festival!" ”
"Well, this statement is a bit shameless, but it's ...... I like it. "Kim has a strong thumbs up.
"People like it too, the master brother is such a good warm man." Glory Cocoa likes and doesn't forget to confess.
The atmosphere of the team suddenly became joyful, and the entire Glory Guild was unprecedentedly united.
An idol player once said something like this:
Clever guilds use individual gear boosts to improve team strength.
Ignorant guilds use the increase in team strength to reduce individual strength.
The former is very similar to the current Glory Guild, some of the people who got rich first led everyone out of poverty and became rich, making the guild stronger and stronger. The latter is not easy to say, often because of a piece of superb equipment caused by infighting, everyone wants, no one obeys anyone, and finally the dissolution is also an inevitability, and some smash hit guilds in history have gone into decline like this.
It doesn't matter if he was praised by a group of people in the team's voice, Zhen Lang found that Shui Mi'er also looked at him like Lei Feng, which made him really unable to pretend to be disciplined with his conscience, and said in the team's voice on the spot: "You guys are mistaken, in fact, my plan is not to take the difficult T2, first use the ordinary six-piece set, and then directly take the Nightmare T2 in the 40-person mode, don't rob me when the time comes." ”
"Kao, Selang, the glorious image you just built up has collapsed all at once." Su Jie smiled and spit out.
"Big sister, you can't say that, let's improve as a whole next week, and we should be able to kill a few nightmare-level bosses on the weekend, with the red hand of the idol brother, it's necessary to open a few nightmare t2." Kim said.
"That's right, as the guild's ambassador, it makes sense for Nightmare T2 to prioritize the Red Hand, so happily decided." The Great Sword President spoke.
"Wow, the master brother has revealed his obscene nature again, and people like it more." Glory Coco's voice was a kind of rippling rush, and there was a bit of a nymphomaniac: "Brother Master is like this, he is obviously kind to everyone, but he deliberately destroys his image, and says that he is so unbearable, he is worthy of being the perfect man in my heart." ”
"That's right, the master brother is this kind of man who seems to be debauched, but is actually silently dedicated." Ye Yingying also spoke, and then typed a private chat to Glory Coco: "Coco, are you still coming to my house tonight?" My sister will tell you about "Top Ten Touching Stories of Master Brother's Silent Dedication". ”
Seeing that the female god of war had no festival exercises, Mo Xiang, who was sitting next to her, also acted as a wingman: "I testify that since I have known my master brother, he has been selflessly dedicated. ”
Hearing that the girls supported the idol brother, several animals of 301 were stunned.
"Second master, when did the boss become so great?" In the dormitory, the stationmaster asked Er Fat in confusion.
"How do I know, maybe men look at men, and women look at men, it's essentially different." Erfat said.
"You don't understand, I said, the big boss is the hidden love saint brother of the teacher. In the past, he didn't exert his strength, but now the two-dimensional attribute has completely exploded, and even a woman can't resist his charm. Dynamic looked very professional and awesome, and the head of the analysis said: "Do you think, even a goddess as arrogant as Shu Fuya has taken the initiative to chase our boss several times, what other girl in this world is the boss is uneven?" ”
His crooked reasoning actually persuaded Er Fat and the stationmaster.
Next, in a harmonious and joyful atmosphere, the T2 sacrificial bracelet was given to the field chicken first.
Tian Ji only felt that life was like a dream for a while, and since joining the Glory Guild, he strongly felt that he had lived on a dog before. After seeing those goddess-level girls in the guild, he felt that the green tea of the Sword of Kings before was not even a bullshit, and he could no longer make waves in his heart.
Maintaining the joyful atmosphere, the team reached Boss 3.
Mr. Gege in Hardmode is extremely rough, and the great lady is a little unbearable for such a fierce sacrifice. At this time, I have to thank Niu Demon Village, the infinite dog flow tactic they invented gave Su Jie a lot of inspiration. Under the high-end and skillful command of Su Jie, the Glory Reclamation Group withstood Mr. Gege's stormy blow in a half-sacrificial T+ half-dog way.
It was only extinguished 4 times, and Mr. Gege fell to the ground, frantically loosening a lump under his crotch, and said his line that he still had to pretend to be forced even if he died: "Mr. Gege's spirit lives on, and I will come back again......"
This time, the night kitten was red again, opening 7 pieces of equipment, 4 suits, and 3 pieces.
The team has been greatly improved, and it is not so difficult to deal with the black knights.
Since the black knight needs quite high damage to break the 500 points of perverted defense, this time Uncle Glory learned from Lei Feng to withdraw and went to the substitute and replaced Shui Mi'er's sacrificial number to come in.
In the face of the more perverted and difficult Black Knight, the battle process is much smoother than the last time in the normal mode of clearing the wasteland. First, it's because everyone in the team has improved, like the 6t2 fire master of Dynamic, who has learned the level 5 fire explosion technique, he really has no friends. The second is that since Su Jie studied the first kill data of Bull Demon Village, her understanding of the black knight has been very profound, and she commands in an orderly manner.
Only the second time the group was wiped out, and after everyone ran in for a while, the difficult black knight was knocked to the ground.
This time, Zhen Lang took the lead and decisively opened today's character outbreak mode.
What he prescribed, shocked the whole team and the people watching the live broadcast on the custom channel.
・(To be continued.) )