Chapter 157: The Three Idiots
On the Tiger Pirate ship, Cardor tightened the ropes, tied the three stupid tigers together, checked them, clapped his hands, and asked, "Are you ready?" ”
The big tiger was unconscious, the second tiger was frightened and demented, only the third tiger was barely normal, and asked suspiciously: "The younger brother is extremely smart, but he still doesn't understand what the eldest brother means, what is this doing, are you afraid that the younger brother will run away?" ”
After the three tigers finished speaking, they were about to kneel on the ground to show their loyalty, but they found that their hands and feet were tied and they couldn't move, so they had to give up.
"You'll find out in a moment"
Cardo smiled indifferently, picked up one end of the rope, jumped on the bow of the boat, and shouted, "Let's go"
Creak......
With a loud bang, Kado jumped high, and the Tiger Junk Pirate Ship under his feet instantly cracked, turning into countless pieces and flying in all directions.
The three tigers were shocked, and when they saw the wreckage of the mast, they were about to crash into themselves, but because their hands and feet were tied, they were unable to dodge, so they had no choice but to wait for death.
Suddenly, he felt the rope around his waist tighten suddenly, and then dragged him up, avoiding the wreckage, and the other two stupid tigers, who were also lifted by the rope, so as not to be killed by the wreckage.
As soon as the three tigers breathed a sigh of relief, they found that the wind was howling in his ears, and the air hit his face, causing him to quickly look at his feet.
Under this look, the three tigers only felt that their hearts suddenly beat and pressed against their throats, and they were unwilling to retract their chests.
"Ahh
The three tigers screamed loudly, with a handful of snot and tears, crying and clutching the rope, for fear that they would fall into the sea and break their bones.
Cardo dragged the rope and ran wildly in mid-air, a piece of space under his feet had just solidified, and then he was crushed by a huge kick, with the help of the kicking force, Cardo's body jumped again and again, dragging three stupid tigers, and shot towards the Pearl.
"Ah......h
Bursts of screams kept coming from the sky, and everyone on the boat wiped their cold sweat and said in their hearts: "This guy Cardo is too cruel, what means did he use, and the other party would scream so badly."
The thought in their minds flashed, and the night cat and the others suddenly felt the hull of the ship slammed, and then there was a loud bang, as if something heavy had fallen down, so frightened that they thought something was wrong, and hurriedly walked to the deck to check.
Cardo's feet sank into the metal deck, making two shallow footprints, and the three tigers who finally stopped behind him were demented, still screaming, as if they had been scared stupid.
"It's so heavy!"
Throwing the rope on the ground, Cardo wiped his hot sweat and ran wildly in the air with three stupid tigers, making him feel that his hands and feet had moved a lot.
At this time, the night cat and the others also rushed over, looked at the three people behind Cardo, who were wrapped in ropes and looked like zongzi, and couldn't help but wonder and asked, "What are these three?" ”
briefly explained to everyone, and before Cardo could ask the three tigers anything, the fat man at the stern shouted: "It's cooked, it's really cooked, ah, it's scalding me."
"Bastard" Sanji cursed angrily and turned back.
The others also glanced at each other and followed.
Half an hour later, a group of people were full of wine and food, and the fat man suddenly slapped the deck, pointed at the three stupid tigers in front of him and said angrily: "What's the matter! What the three of you do! ”
The three stupid tigers were taken aback, and the second tiger hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Big brother, you are so good to me, as long as I am fed, I am willing to do anything."
The big tiger glanced at the second tiger with contempt, raised his head, stiffened his neck, and said, "For the sake of you inviting me to dinner, our Tiger Pirates will let you go."
The night cats looked at each other, Cardo waved his hand helplessly, pointed at the three tigers and said: "The other two are idiots, ask this, this is extremely smart"
was praised by Cardo, the three tigers felt honored, wiped the oil and water from the corners of their mouths, patted their thin chests, and said proudly: "The little brother is extremely smart, if you have any questions, just ask, the little brother is useful, and the little brother knows everything."
The fat man asked, "Who are you?" What for? Why come here? ”。
The three tigers pointed at the big tiger and said, "The little brother is extremely smart, this is my eldest brother, named the big tiger, the captain of the Tiger Pirates, he has the domineering spirit of the overlord"
"What!"
Everyone's eyes widened, and they all felt that their thinking was a little short-circuited, and then they thought about it, this pirate group is all idiots, maybe they don't know what the overlord color is.
Seeing that everyone was a little unconvinced, the big tiger was emotional, and stood up directly, straightened his waist, his eyes widened, as if he wanted to perform the domineering color of the overlord, but he stared for a long time, but the night cat everyone did not feel the slightest domineering, so they could only wave their hands helplessly, signaling the three tigers to continue talking.
Regardless of the big tiger who was still staring, the third tiger pointed at the second tiger and said: "The little brother is extremely smart, this is my second brother, named Erhu, he is brave and invincible, and has an armed color domineering, even those slave owners dare not treat him as a slave."
"What!"
Thinking was completely short-circuited, and everyone looked at Erhu strangely, this guy knelt on the ground and kowtowed, and he didn't have the momentum of being brave and invincible, which made the slave owners afraid, and it didn't look like he had an armed domineering appearance.
"Really?" Everyone looked at the three tigers with strange eyes and asked, "Are you domineering!" ”。
Sanhu's face turned red, and he smiled modestly: "No, I don't have domineering, but the younger brother is extremely smart, and it is more useful than domineering, oh, I forgot to say, the younger brother's name is Sanhu."
"What!"
Everyone slapped their thighs and glared angrily: "It's been a long time, it turns out that you guys are not called smart!" ”。
The three tigers were timid, and they were taken aback, so they hurriedly learned from the second tiger, kneeling and kowtowing: "The little brother is true, the little brother is indeed extremely smart."
"Three idiots!"
Such a thought rose in the hearts of the night owls at the same time, and then, Cardo asked helplessly, "Tell me, what are you doing?" ”。
Seeing that everyone was not to blame, the three tigers breathed a sigh of relief and replied: "We are the Tiger Pirates, this time I heard that you have a high bounty, so we came to rob you, but now it won't, the people who feed us are all good people, and we will definitely not rob you again."
"What!"
Thinking paused, and the hearts of the night cats were extremely strange: "These three idiots, they are still pirates, and they still want to rob others, there are still such garbage pirates in the new world!" ”。
Tianyan blushed, he had been advising everyone before, act carefully, the new world is extremely dangerous, and the pirates are cruel and tyrannical, and now there is such a garbage pirate group in front of him, which suddenly makes Tianyan feel that the sky and the earth are lightless, and he is like a big liar.
Embarrassed, Tianyan couldn't help asking: "You are a pirate group, can it be said that on the hunting island, no one will trouble you and not arrest you as slaves?" ”。
Sanhu scratched his head: "The little brother is extremely smart, but I still don't understand, why do you want to arrest us as slaves, my eldest brother is from the Ishikawa clan, just because the clan doesn't believe that he has a domineering color, he ran away from home, my second brother is brave and invincible, and he dares to beat his master with a collar, who dares to catch him as a slave, I am extremely smart, I am a member of the Qikui clan, because the clan calls me stupid and an idiot, so I also ran away from home, and our Tiger Pirates are powerful, and no one dares to provoke them on the entire hunting island, There are people there who dare to come and ask for trouble".
"What!"
Cold sweat flowed down his forehead, this time, the night owls and everyone understood why such a garbage pirate group could still survive in the new world, the three of them, one is an Ishikawa person, one is a super idiot, and the other is a strange Aoi person, and the hunting island is the territory of Strange Aoi and Ishikawa, of course, no one dares to catch them as slaves.
"It turns out that you are also a slave owner, you deserve to die"
Sanji's face turned cold, and he roared angrily: "Damn, Lao Tzu actually cooked food for the enemy and invited them to a banquet."
The three tigers were frightened by Sanji, and hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed: "The little brother is extremely smart, the little brother is useful, the little brother knows a lot of things, the little brother has a good memory, and he never forgets everything, I don't believe that I will recite the hunting list for this issue to you, no matter who you pick, the little brother knows his information, and the little brother is really smart."
Everyone's hearts were very weird, and they glanced at the three tigers, this guy looks like an idiot, but he speaks clearly, and he doesn't look like an idiot, is this guy really good in memory, but his thinking is a little dull? .
PS: It's not irrigation, these three guys have a lot of use in the back, so let's explain it clearly.
In addition, I'm guilty, it was the Strange Stone Alliance before, and it was written as the Strange Kui Alliance, sorry.