Xiao Tianlei set up a chair and a sign next to his parents' stall, and wrote: physiotherapy, 500 at a time. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"It costs 500 yuan for a few clicks, and I'm crazy for money!" An old man shook his head and cursed, turned away with a look of disgust, and was not afraid that Xiao Tianlei and the others would hear it. This old man is not the first person with this expression, Xiao Tianlei has been putting out this sign for two days, except for some inquiries and watching the excitement, but not a business has been done.

I heard that the so-called physiotherapy is massage, and then look at the price, those people are shaking their heads, even if today's money is not as valuable as it was twenty years ago, 500 yuan can go to a massage shop and enjoy the massage of a beautiful little girl, why spend 500 yuan to let a man do physiotherapy? To put it nicely, it is physiotherapy, and in the eyes of most people, it is nothing more than a fraud of money. With the progress of the times, all kinds of methods of defrauding money have also been renovated, as early as 20 years ago, begging was changed to crowdfunding, fortune telling was called analysis, and haircutting was called image design...... In short, it is a fool, and it has not changed now, but many people have the experience of being deceived, and it is not so easy to fool, and most of the people in the vegetable market are some shrewd people, and they can talk for a few cents for a long time, 500 yuan for a massage, and a fool will do it.

"Or ...... Cheaper? Mom asked tentatively.

"How many people will get a free medical treatment first?" Dad said too.

The two of them have tried Xiao Tianlei's physiotherapy in the past few days, not to mention, the effect is really good! The body is comfortable, the food is fragrant, and the sleep is good, although it is a little strange how their son has this ability, the old couple did not ask much. It's just that the old couple has been doing business for many years, and they know that it is difficult to make money, Xiao Tianlei wants to make money with this ability, and these people in the vegetable market, especially those elderly people, can't wait to tear one dollar into two dollars to use, Xiao Tianlei is in the wrong place to engage in this physiotherapy. At first, the old couple saw some acquaintances and wanted to pull some business for Xiao Tianlei, but as a result, those acquaintances saw the brand and hid away after saying a few words, for fear of being pulled to take care of the business.

Xiao Tianlei shook his head, as his parents said, like this kind of business, you generally have to treat a few for free first, just like those who sold plasters before, it is also a reason to taste with food. However, Xiao Tianlei resolutely refused, if it was really free, there would be more people who took advantage of it, he was too lazy to bother with that effort, thinking that he would not spend any effort on treatment? If it's free, it's to lower the level of his treatment, low-price marketing is not popular in this era, it's to pretend to be forced, it's to starve marketing, even if it's selling beautiful women's fart, you have to put on a tall posture, besides, his treatment is not what those people say.

That day, Xiao Tianlei used the summoner skill to treat his father, the effect was excellent, and then he found a chance to treat his mother, his parents' bodies were relatively healthy compared to their peers in addition to aging, probably because of many years of labor. In comparison, those old people who have nothing to do all day long are sick with one kind of disease.

So, Xiao Tianlei came up with a way to make money, that is, to treat people, but he did not study medicine on the earth, nor did he have the qualifications to be a doctor, and under the guise of practicing medicine, he might be arrested in the name of practicing medicine illegally. Although Xiao Tianlei learned the medical skills of a witch doctor in an alien planet, it is not suitable for putting it on the earth, and the physique of people on alien planets is much stronger than that of earthlings, and the medicines, diseases, and treatment methods are very different. Xiao Tianlei doesn't know much about the various diseases of people on the earth, but the treatment methods he obtained from the LOL system have some effects on any disease, which can be said to be a panacea, even if it is not cured, it can alleviate the disease.

According to the game, this treatment is to replenish vitality, and according to scientific terms, it can probably be boiled down to improving cell activity, activating immunity, and improving function...... Wait, Xiao Tianlei has already verified it on his parents, and the effect is very good. Of course, Xiao Tianlei still doesn't know formal medical treatment, maybe a cold can't be cured, Xiao Tianlei also understands this, his current means of treating people may not be appropriate, to be precise, it should be health care, in order to distinguish it from those massage parlors with health care signs, Xiao Tianlei remembered the word physiotherapy.

500 yuan for a physiotherapy, Xiao Tianlei still feels that the asking price is too low, they all say that health is priceless, and now people spend a lot on health, just say that these elderly people in the vegetable market are worried about buying vegetables for a few cents for a long time, and they are not stingy at all when they buy health care products and health care equipment. Therefore, Xiao Tianlei doesn't plan to reduce the price, let alone free of charge, he also spends a lot of effort to do physiotherapy.

The three skills of purification, healing, and clarity in the summoner's skills can all be used as healing methods, and as a summoner skill, it does not consume Xiao Tianlei's physical strength and spirit, but only uses it once, and the cooldown time is 20 minutes. But Xiao Tianlei doesn't plan to use it, the effect of these skills is too good, it can be said to be magical, Xiao Tianlei uses the ability given by the LOL system to earn money and make a living, and he is also forced to do so, but he doesn't want to be too famous and conspicuous, a physical therapy of 500 yuan at a time, he can't use summoner skills, and it is enough to use weaker treatment methods.

Xiao Tianlei chose to use some hero templates with healing abilities, there are many such heroes, Xiao Tianlei chose the Son of the Stars Soraka template, her skill Star Infusion: Soraka sacrifices a part of his health to heal an allied hero.

Xiao Tianlei likes the Child of the Stars template, because this template can use the power of the stars, specifically, it should be a variety of visible light, energy rays, etc., when using the Child of the Stars template, the hero template will condense these energies to improve the physique, although it is very slow and weak, it is excellent for the body.

In the past, Xiao Tianlei's spiritual strength was weak, and he only discovered this when he synthesized the Stellar Staff in the alien planet, but now that he is on Earth, he does not have the Stellar Staff in his hand, but his spiritual power is much stronger than before, and he can take the initiative to use the power of the stars, the simplest is sunlight, moonlight, etc.

In the past few days, Xiao Tianlei has used the Son of the Stars template, and he obviously feels the enhancement of his physical fitness, perhaps because the earth's body itself is too weak, and the use of the Star Infusion Skill, although there is no Star Staff, the healing effect is not as good as the healing technique, but it is enough, in addition, every time he uses the Star Infusion, it will consume a lot of his physical strength and spirit, but it is not harmless, through the use of skills and the recovery of the body, Xiao Tianlei's spirit and body are also speeding up, which can be said to be a multi-task.

With the current state of the earth's body, Xiao Tianlei can use Star Infusion ten times a day while maintaining his own health.

There has been no business coming to the door, Xiao Tianlei is not in a hurry, the old god is sitting in front of the stall and surfing the Internet leisurely, while communicating with the other "self" of the alien star.

The reason why Xiao Tianlei is so leisurely, an important reason is that he solved the thorny problem of not being able to take into account the earth and the alien star, originally, Xiao Tianlei planned to use the time difference between the two sides to travel back and forth, but it is also troublesome to do this all the time, while waking up, while sleeping, it is really inconvenient for people to take care of it, and it is very likely that something will go wrong, Xiao Tianlei does not like this uncertainty, he has to find another way, the only way he can think of is to ask for help from the lol system, and the lol system did not disappoint him, This matter is resolved in a very simple way.

It is also Xiao Tianlei who has used the LOL system for many years, knows some of the rules of the system, and also understands the special abilities of some hero templates, but now he has two bodies in one consciousness, and he naturally thinks of some hero templates with doppelganger abilities.

The hero templates with the clone ability in the LOL system include the Trickster Queen LeBlanc, and her passive skill, Blind Eyes: When LeBlanc's HP drops below 40%, she will immediately become invisible for 1 second and create a mirror avatar. The clone does no damage and lasts up to 8 seconds; Monkey King's skill - True and False Monkey King: Sun Wukong enters the invisible state for a moment, and leaves a stand-in, which deals magic damage to enemies around him after a while; There is also Sacco the Demon Clown's ultimate, Illusion: Sacco creates an illusion of himself around him. Illusions can attack nearby enemies and explode upon death, dealing damage to nearby enemies. In addition, the skill of the Lord of the Shadow Stream - Shadow Mystery! Clone: Doom's shadow clone rushes forward for 4 seconds, during which time the cast of Doppelganger's other abilities will be imitated by the shadow clone. Doom can reactivate this ability to swap places with the Shadow Clone.

After some comparison, Xiao Tianlei bought the hero template that was most likely to solve his current problem, the tricky queen LeBlan, and sure enough, after using this hero template, his consciousness was automatically divided into two parts, each controlling the body of a world.

In the game, the doppelganger of the trickster Queen LeBlanc will disappear after a while, but at this time, Xiao Tianlei is really divided into two, and it has not disappeared, it can be said that it is two completely independent people, but the consciousness of the two people is one, especially on the earth and on the alien planet, however, once Xiao Tianlei opens the portal with the Astral God Bard template, the two consciousnesses will be automatically connected together, there is usually no portal, and the two Xiao Tianlei talk to themselves with a private chat system, in short, this problem is solved, Xiao Tianlei can take care of the affairs of both sides.

It's just that on a different planet, Xiao Tianlei is the commander of the battlefield, ruling over the vast territory and millions of people, killing and killing, but on the earth, he is a middle-aged uncle who is still gnawing at the age of the old, this huge contrast in life, the taste, Xiao Tianlei can only say that the world is really wonderful.

If you want to talk about life, it must be that alien planets are much superior, but the earth also has some advantages, at least you can understand the world through the Internet and increase your knowledge. In the past few days, Xiao Tianlei has been querying some free information, mainly some backward and obsolete technologies, some scientific knowledge, which are backward technologies for the earth, but they are already very advanced for alien stars, but many of them have to be modified and reverified according to the actual situation of alien stars.

Engaging in scientific research is not Xiao Tianlei's strength, the foundation is good, in-depth and detailed, his understanding is at a general level, now he can only study hard through the Internet, it's just that the network information is really complicated, it is cheap and not good, many free information on the Internet has been modified by some people, taken out of context, or made an explanation in favor of himself, Xiao Tianlei wants to find out the most correct and valuable information, and it is also a little brain-burning.

Take a break and watch the news, all kinds of strange news, the hottest news recently, it is said that there are insiders in the United States who broke the news that the American Mars spacecraft has encountered aliens, and the words are conclusive...... UFO, aliens, Xiao Tianlei also liked to watch it when he was young, and then he gradually didn't believe it very much, so what space telescope has looked at for so many years, it is said that he has seen a galaxy tens of billions of light years away, and he didn't find it.

However, now that he has experienced the affairs of the alien planet, Xiao Tianlei's three views have collapsed, and he can't help but have an idea, perhaps, aliens are not far from the earth, then again, those things are too far away from Xiao Tianlei, a flat-headed ordinary person, even if there are really aliens, it has nothing to do with him, besides, most of this kind of news is false. To be honest, even if it has been 20 years, these news reports and gossip news are still unreliable, in order to attract attention, more and more strange things are reported, some people say that they have encountered zombies, vampires or something, 20 years ago, they were all good things in film and television works, and the pictures sent were obviously stills, and now they are used to fool people? In contrast, it is more reliable to say that some large organisms have appeared in some places, which may be mutated organisms caused by nuclear radiation.

"Hurry, quick, there's a business!"

When Xiao Tianlei was thinking nonsense, his mother pulled a business, Xiao Tianlei looked up and saw that the customer was an old man who looked quite tough, about the same age as Xiao Tianlei's parents, with an expressionless face, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, dressed in a foreign style, and looked like the kind of person who was not bad for money.

The old man with glasses looked at Xiao Tianlei and asked with some suspicion: "Little teacher, is your physiotherapy really effective?" ”

"Oops, it didn't work, you just don't give money!" Xiao Tianlei didn't answer, so his mother let go, she had personally experienced Xiao Tianlei's treatment, and she was very informative.

"Take off your coat, sit down, it may hurt a little, bear with it."

Xiao Tianlei said, he is in a high position in a different star, he has always said the same, his tone has some undoubted commanding ingredients, the old man with glasses also cooperated, took off his coat and sat on the chair, Xiao Tianlei immediately began to massage, and immediately had some people who watched the excitement and wanted to take a look, what is the 500 yuan physiotherapy?

Listening to a series of clattering sounds, Xiao Tianlei pinched and knocked on the body of the old man with glasses at a very fast speed, and the old man with glasses showed some pain, and his mouth let out a muffled snort.

"The result is so wordy, nothing unusual, it's just a general massage!"

"It's different, how can a general massage be so heavy?"

"That old man is not young, this man is so heavy, don't you get sick without being treated, but you are sick?"

"That's 500, people now, the hell wants money!"

"This old man too, spending money to be beaten!"

……

Whispering around, Xiao Tianlei didn't care, the technique he used was the massage and massage technique of the alien star witch doctor, this technique will bring some pain, but it can stimulate the vitality of the body, Xiao Tianlei also reminded him in advance, and the force is already very light, according to the orthodox method, the physique of the earthling people may really become disabled.

"Little teacher, I'm numb all over your body......"

After a short while, the old man in glasses spoke with some difficulty, and a burst of laughter erupted around him.

"Hold back, it's coming!"

Xiao Tianlei didn't care what those people said, he reminded the old man with glasses, clapped his hands, and shot it with the infusion of stars.

"Ah!!h

The old man with glasses screamed suddenly, the whole person almost jumped up, and was held down by Xiao Tianlei, the old man sat on the chair all of a sudden, no longer moving, but Xiao Tianlei had already finished his work and took a towel to wipe his hands.

"It's so heavy, can the old man stand it?!"

"People aren't moving, oops, something happened!?"

"Can't die? Look, are you still angry? ”

……

The people around were still speculating about the condition of the old man with glasses, the old man with glasses on the chair let out a long breath, stood up suddenly, moved his hands and feet, and others saw him and asked him how he was, but he didn't answer, took out his wallet and took out 500 yuan and handed it to Xiao Tianlei, and asked, "Little teacher, do you have door-to-door service service?" ”

Xiao Tianlei shook his head, he was too lazy to run, and the old man with glasses asked again: "This stall, have you been setting it up for a long time?" ”

"Take it when it's dark."

"Oh!"

The old man in glasses didn't ask any more questions, and left in three steps and two steps, and the people around him started talking.

"I just gave 500, alas! Just a few hits...... This money is hard to earn! I'll set up a stall tomorrow! ”

"Isn't there every day, and the money is so easy to earn?"

"I'm afraid that people really have some kung fu, and the old man almost jumped up just now."

"If it hurts, I'm going to jump."

"You go and give it a try."

"You have a fever when I have so much money?"

"People still give money."

"I'm afraid I'm embarrassed not to give it, an old man can't win against others, you see, give the money and run away!"

"Isn't it childcare?"

"I think it's mostly the ...... of these years"

……

The people around were talking, after the old man with glasses, no one came to physiotherapy again, and gradually dispersed, Xiao Tianlei still sat down to surf the Internet.

After about an hour, some people came to the stall, but it was the old man with glasses who came again, and some other people, about the old man's children, one of whom pushed a wheelchair, and on top sat an old woman, who looked very weak.

"Little teacher, you can give my wife physiotherapy too." The old man in glasses pleaded.

Xiao Tianlei glanced at it and asked, "Have you had surgery?" ”

"Well, she had surgery not long ago, and she hasn't recovered, and it's not as good as ...... day by day" The old man with glasses nodded, saying that his wife had cancer and had an operation, but she was still recovering. Today's medicine is much more advanced than it was 20 years ago, and there are various treatments for diseases such as cancer, but there are still some risks and sequelae of various medical treatments.

"Little teacher, do you think it can be cured?" The old man in glasses asked.

"Try it."

Xiao Tianlei just said, directly treating the old woman in a wheelchair, for such a weak patient, he didn't dare to use the witch doctor's massage technique, pretending to take care of it, and it was another star infusion.

"Ah...... Yes...... Ah......h

The old woman coughed violently, out of breath, Xiao Tianlei patted her back, the old lady spit out some bloody sputum lumps, gasped for a while, and said comfortably: "It's much more comfortable now!" Thank you, teacher! Thank you, teacher! ”

The effect of the treatment was unexpectedly obvious, Xiao Tianlei was stunned, but he just nodded.

The old man and his family did not mention the situation of the old woman, but the people around who saw the whole process began to talk lively.

"This physiotherapy looks real, not fake!"

"500 yuan, is it worth it, I haven't seen anything about it, I just took two shots!"

"You know a shovel, that's qigong, real kung fu!"

"Teacher, give me a doctor!"

"Teacher, it's less, 500 is too expensive!"

"If you don't want to spend money, you won't get a doctor, and you can save money!"

"I'm the first!"

……… (To be continued.) )