I drank some wine today, and then I felt that the introduction was boring, so I opened my mind......

A：

Aktos stood on the guild's rostrum and looked at the members below: "How are the elves?" ”

Everyone was excited: "Snake Face!" Long legs! Ear play for a year!! ”

Actos looked a little excited: "What about the dwarf girl!!" ”

Everyone gasped: "Lori has three good!" The soft voice is easy to push down!!! ”

Actos was hoarse: "What is the Delaney?!" ”

The audience suddenly went crazy: "Big (sao) beautiful (ti) female (zi)!! Big (sao) beautiful (ti) female (zi)!! Big (sao) beautiful (ti) female (zi)!! ”

A ring of ice froze Aktos on the stage, and then a moon blade and a dagger were placed across his neck, and a sweaty Aktos looked at the people around him tremblingly: "I think I can explain ......"

B：

Standing in the Basilica of Light, Actos took the hand of the Night Elf: "I do! ”

Everyone gave a standing ovation, and Actos looked at the girl beside him and smiled happily.

"I'm against !!" Arator rushed in and looked at the Night Elf girl in her wedding dress with grief: "I will never allow it!" ”

With that, he grabbed Arctos and rushed out......

Hey?!!

C：

At first, I was asked to play as a priest, and I refused, but after being beaten up by Anita, I coaxed.

Later, I was asked to give up the dark herd, and I didn't want to, but after being slapped by reality, I compromised.

Then I didn't even want to play with the shelling, but unfortunately after being tortured by the Burning Legion, I knelt under the white demon's skirt.

And now, when I'm wearing a straitjacket and holding a Barabala's Little Demon Fairy Staff in my hand, I feel like there's definitely something wrong with this world.

After Actos finished speaking, he was slapped on the ground: "Shaman!" The regimental commander is crazy again!! ”

Ｄ：

Sitting in the tent, Actos smiled and said goodbye to the last guest: "Thank you for coming, welcome to come again next time~"

"Call it a day, call it a day!" The voice of the leader of the Darkmoon Circus came: "Aktos put away the tent and add a chicken leg tonight!" ”

"Well, you're done!" Aktos slid away the tent: "Chicken Leg Chicken Leg Chicken Leg Chicken Leg ~"

A thief crouched on a nearby hill and looked at Actos, who was working: "Is that him?" Are you sure? ”

Holding back the black lines on his head, the dwarf thief and the Draenei mage next to him covered their faces helplessly: "Thinking about it, it was actually this kind of guy who saved the world, and suddenly felt that Azeroth was still destroyed back then." ”

Ｅ：

"Bang bang bang!" There was a loud knock on the door, and a Delaney Lori knocked on the door again and again, shouting, "Open the door!" ”

"Open the door, Aktos! I know you're in there! ”

"I have the ability to open the door!"

"If it's a man, open the door! Don't hide inside and keep quiet! ”

"If you don't open the door again, the old lady will open the rain of chaos!"

"Open the door, open the door! Open the door, open the door, open the door! ”

Aktos, who was squatting in the room with his ears covered, helplessly looked at the Lori version of Akmund who was held in the arms of the watchgirl with an angry face, and listened to Kil'Gardan's shouts outside.

"I knew that I wouldn't give you a super mutation indefinite transformation tincture if I killed you......"

Looking at Akmund, who was still angry, Actus sighed: "Evil......

So-ahem, what do you think?