Chapter 61: Attack's Smile (Ask for Recommendation, Ask for Collection)
Without scruples about other people's pointing and pointing at different eyes along the way, Song Hexuan sang loudly along the way, and his voice resounded throughout the world. From the black cat sheriff to the seven gourd babies, from the sloppy Dao Xiong Da and Xiong Er, and finally the Pleasant Goat, singing is the sky and the sea is dark.
The people who followed behind him, Chu Kuai and Xia Qiqi, felt very embarrassed at first, and there was always a little bit of a sense of shame, but after a while, Song Hexuan's loud singing completely conquered all the audience, and everyone thought that this black and white impermanence with shackles was crazy.
Luoyang Mansion, the warm sun shines on the calm place where no one disturbs, Zuo Liangji, who is the Taishou of Luoyang in the public court, took advantage of the absence of a case, his legs were crossed on the table, and the two maids behind him were constantly knocking on his back, humming Qinglou Yanqu Eighteen Touching him now he is enjoying it very much.
"Ahh
Suddenly, a song that resounded through the sky penetrated Zuo Liangji's eardrums, directly into his brain, and directly obtained firstblood with one blow. Suddenly, with a pop, Zuo Liangji, who was the Taishou, sat down under the table in fright, and the two little maids behind him were also a little frightened.
The two little maids were only fifteen or sixteen years old, and when had they ever heard such a terrible singing voice on weekdays. As for Taishou Zuo Liangji, he was also scared, the good guy heard singing in the yamen for the first time, and he sang so ugly, he stretched his neck and waved his hand, signaling the maid behind him to help him up.
Zuo Liangji, who felt that he had lost face in front of his subordinates, was very angry in his heart, and there was a roar at the moment.
"Who dares to make a loud noise in the yamen, come and arrest me, I want this guy to taste what is the criminal law and what the law is."
With Zuo Liangji's order, all the remaining officials in the yamen rushed up and began to look around for the person who made the sound, at this time, Song Hexuan and his party appeared at the door of the yamen, and walked towards the public hall unscrupulously with no one in their eyes.
"Eh, who are you?"
"Stop, say you stand."
The scolding and scolding did not stop Song Hexuan and the three of them from marching, but the three of them swaggered towards Zuo Liangji who was sitting on the Taishi chair with shackles and swaggered towards Zuo Liangji, who was sitting on the Taishi's chair, and behind these three people was the head catcher of the Yamen who went out to inspect this morning.
But at this time, the smile has long been lost from the high spirit of the morning, replaced by a deep sense of exhaustion and powerlessness, not to mention Song Hexuan's magic sound along the way, Xia Qiqi's problems alone almost made him commit suicide in shame.
Headcatcher, do you say I'm beautiful? Headcatcher, do you think I'm pretty? Headcatcher, how old are you? Catch the head catch the head catch your sister, Xia Qiqi didn't know what was wrong along the way, so he stared at this one and asked questions with a smile, and they were all questions that wanted people to commit suicide.
Headcatcher, do you think I'm pretty?
No
Pop, a crisp big-eared scraper came from the team, and Xia Qiqi, who had turned into a witch, had a cold breath all over her body, so that the beaten smile dispelled the idea of using force to resist, and looked up at her who was smiling as if nothing had happened, and decided with a smile that this dumb man had lost his throat and ate it himself.
But who knew that she was endless, and with a smile that had not taken a few steps just now, she suddenly heard a sweet and soft female voice behind her again, headcatcher, do you say I'm good-looking?
Pretty.
What do you think I look good at?
Looks good everywhere.
Insincere.
Smack, another bang. In this way, along the way, Song Hexuan sang loudly in front of the team, Xia Qiqi in the back slapped him to the beat, while the others had a strange expression and followed the team very indifferently.
Now that he has entered the yamen, he has already turned into a pig's head and looked at these three martial arts neurosis to find Zuo Liangji, not to mention how happy he was, he didn't deal with this Zuo Liangji with a smile, as an excellent disciple who graduated from Jinyiwei, a smile is an inspirational person who loves to catch fast, but after he arrived in Luoyang, this ideal was ruthlessly strangled in the cradle by Zuo Liangji, a faint official.
Zuo Liangji is not only incompetent in doing things, but also has no eyesight to be a person, and the unusual dress of the three people in front of Song Hexuan almost didn't write three big characters on their faces - it's not easy to mess with. But our Lord Zuo still said very bravely.
"Who of you, didn't you hear what Lord Ben asked you? Lord Ben is the Taishou of Luoyang City, do you know that he is too guarded? Taishou is cough cough cough. Before Zuo Liangji could finish his own pretending to declare, his voice was cut off by a big hand.
Song Hexuan, who was still outside his three zhang just now, but in the blink of an eye, ran to Song Hexuan, who was stuck in front of his neck, Zuo Liangji looked at the iron chains on the ground that were still on the ground like garbage, and he now had a thousand words into such a sentence: Laugh, you fucking pit labor.
Yixiao is now very proud to look at Zuo Liangji with his feet off the ground, and he is that proud in his heart, let you usually yin Lao Tzu, let you say that Lao Tzu is a martial artist, and let your fucking concubine not divide me !! Hehe, now it's up to you to deal with these three psychopaths.
casually threw the chains tied to his hands on the ground like garbage, his figure was as illusory as smoke, and in a blink of an eye, he came to Zuo Liangji's face, a pair of big hands grabbed his neck like iron pliers, the black and impermanent black ghost face, the cold and cold evil spirit, and the pressure of the big hands on his neck that was almost suffocating.
All of this is constantly stimulating Zuo Liangji's fragile heart, I originally thought it was a criminal who was caught back quickly, but who knew that in a blink of an eye, it would become a demon urging his life, especially Song Hexuan's evil ghost costume, which gave Zuo Liangji great pressure in his heart.
"I said, dear friend, if you pinch this bullshit too much, you're going to be hooked." The words are light, but they are useful. Xia Qiqi's sentence was like God's forgiveness for Zuo Liangji, which made him hypocritically pick up a life.
Song Hexuan heard Xia Qiqi's words behind him, and his right hand, which was tightly pinching Zuo Liangji's neck, suddenly let go. Tai Shou, who fell to the ground, hunched his waist, coughed violently and breathed in the extraordinarily precious air greedily, Zuo Liangji had never felt this way, the air was so precious.
Glancing at Zuo Liangji lying on the ground with disdain, Song Hexuan sat on the Taishi chair he made just now, and the innate seed Taiji diagram above the dantian in his body began to run wildly, and suddenly a strong suction force came from Song Hexuan's palm.
The pig's head who had been standing outside was complaining to a group of catchers, constantly complaining about how Xia Qiqi had abused him along the way, and Zuo Liangji's various oppressions on him over the years, etc., were about to rise, and suddenly the people in front of him seemed to see something extremely frightening, and they began to retreat one after another.
"Hey, I haven't finished saying this yet, what are you running? Don't be afraid, now that dead Taishou is being tortured by those three neuropaths!"
Although he was beaten into a pig's head, he still didn't change his true character when he smiled, but this time, from the time he saw Song Hexuan and the others, he was destined to be a big deal.
The strange eyes of the people around him quickly attracted the attention of a smile, and when he looked back, the strange purple-black true qi was like a fishing net, tightly wrapped around him and dragged him into the court, and after coming in, he also opened his eyes wide and looked surprised after seeing the situation in the court.
Song Hexuan was dressed in a ghost costume and leaned on the Taishi chair with Erlang's legs crossed, while the table in front of him became Xia Qiqi's chair, and as for the Taishou Zuo, who he had never been very treated, he had become a human flesh stool for a beautiful man in white and a blind man.
"Listen, listen to us here. You immediately released the news that you had caught three suspects in the butterfly case, and then began to use all the resources of this yamen to investigate the butterfly case for me, to see who instigated it, and after the investigation is completed, don't startle the snake, come back and tell us. ”
Ignoring the smile and holding back his flushed cheeks, Song Hexuan sat on the chair and said to himself. If it weren't for the cloud blind man on the side who couldn't stand it anymore, and the flying knife in his hand cut off Song Hexuan's true qi, the current smile would probably be over.
"Oh yes, you send someone to the Drunken Heart Building at random to find a person with a coffin on his back, and tell him that we are here, and don't let the third person know."
Xia Qiqi's words were added in a timely manner, which made the smile on the ground and his forehead covered with cold sweat, how could he not know the meaning of carrying the coffin as a graduate of Jinyiwei, what he didn't expect was that the four people in front of him were so big, except for the things sitting on the Taishi's chair, they couldn't tell what kind of sect they were.
Needless to say, the one who carried the coffin was the bloody knife, it was the Tang Sect who rescued him just now, and the one who sat on the table and had no image should be the very evil soul hooker who had been rumored over the years to make Emei abandon the disciple, and he couldn't understand what it was that would involve so many terrifying people together, and who was Song Hexuan, who was obviously the head of the head sitting on the Taishi chair.
There is no way to know these smiles, but he now knows that he must do what they say, otherwise it will not only be his life, but the entire government office, and even the entire people in Luoyang will only be a dish for these four people.
Or not even a dish. PS: Anyway, there are still people who read Jidu's novels, and I can only say that I insist on this, and the rest is nonsense.