Chapter 16: Stuff
The Mid-Autumn Festival has just arrived, and the autumn rain and autumn fog are coming, and families in Yuezhou City began to buy clothes and prepare things for the winter.
Therefore, although it is drizzling on the street today, the tung oil umbrellas are dense, and the street corridors are extremely dry, and with some force under the feet, they can still raise dust, and on the road surface a foot away, it is wet.
From the gate of Yuezhou City, it is this street that greets you, from south to north, there are more than 40 zhang long, 10 zhang wide, all kinds of grain, oil, rice and tea shops are numerous.
There is a rice grain shop at the north end of the street, and there are three men lying in front of the rice grain shop, one of them is white and beardless, dressed as a scholar, and there is a live one named Hanako, the youngest person is only about 20 years old, and he has a spear on his back.
The three of them were so drunk that it was difficult for people to get close, and the vomit everywhere was obviously drunk here last night.
The passers-by all pointed at this place, and a few of them came closer to take a look, and when they came back, they shook their heads, "Young man!
Of the three drunken people, Chen Li woke up first, looked around, and only remembered that he watched the play late last night, and Chen Dongsheng's gourd was really as he said, with endless wine.
When several people drank and left the theater, Chen Li didn't know what was going on, so he hooked up with Chen Dongsheng, and the three of them walked out of the theater like this.
Zhang San then woke up as well, looking at Chen Li's eyes full of warmth, looking like he should remember something about last night.
Looking at Zhang San's white and pure face, his face was like a peach, and the more he looked at it, the more he looked like a little woman who was just menstruating, Chen Li's back was cold, and he couldn't help but torture himself what he did yesterday.
"The third brother was really heroic last night, that punch and kick style, the second brother applauded for a while last night. ”
Zhang San shook the folding fan in his hand, there were three big characters on it, it was rare to be desolate, "That's right, third brother, you were so drunk last night that you mistook the Bodhi statue for Pan Yingfeng, and a shot was cut into a puddle of mud, you shouldn't remember the three of us marrying Jinlan." Zhang San shook the absurd folding fan and said smugly.
Looking at the rare and absurd four big characters on the folding fan, Chen Li's face was pale, as if he had been struck by lightning, and stood on the spot.
After a while, after he had recovered his strength, he shouted: "Ridiculous! Ridiculous! He and I are obviously half-brothers, how can we still marry Jinlan!"
"Who said that, you just said last night that you quit the Chen family and are going to leave far away, and you want to do business all over the entire Tianxuan Continent, slap the Chen family in the face, and let them brag that the business will be done all over the entire Tang Dynasty. ”
At this time, Chen Dongsheng also woke up, plucked out his ears, burped, looked at Chen Li with a smile and said, "Yes, third brother, this is what you said personally." ”
Chen Li glared at Chen Dongsheng fiercely, and said in a warning tone: "You are not allowed to talk about last night's incident." ”
After speaking, he stood up and planned to leave, but Chen Dongsheng didn't leave him, just sent a sip of wine to his mouth, and said lightly: "If you don't say it, you can't cover it, the Chen family and the people of the character generation were all beaten by you and their noses and faces were swollen, and even Old Lady Chen's crutches were thrown to the South China Sea to block the eyes of the sea." ”
"What!" Chen Li turned his head in surprise, he actually did such a big thing yesterday.
"It's not just you, but those old guys of the Zhang family were also beaten by me, and that refreshing feeling made them hold a posture all day long. Zhang San said boastfully, but there was still an imperceptible flush on his face, and Xu was also shy about the ridiculous things he did after drinking too much.
"Aren't they all innate? Why don't we have anything to do?"
Zhang San and Chen Dongsheng looked at each other and smiled.
"In the Central Plains, I have to be respectful when I meet you. Chen Dongsheng said.
"Although the second brother is not as good at martial arts as the eldest brother, and I like martial arts and ink, but this is inherently in front of me, and I am really not a character. Zhang San shook the folding fan and said. Chen Li's face was calm, but there had already been a monstrous wave in his heart, what realm had these two people reached in front of him, so he didn't care about the congenital to know that to this day, he still didn't know what realm was above the congenital, people only said that the congenital and above had already transcended the sainthood, made a land immortal, flew to the sky, and was omnipotent.
"Then what else did we do last night?" Chen Li asked patiently, just afraid that he was asking something that he couldn't accept.
Zhang San preemptively said: "Then I don't know, after beating those people, I can't remember the rest of the matter, I have to ask the eldest brother." ”
The two looked at Chen Dongsheng in unison, Chen Dongsheng had been drinking non-stop, just like drinking water, and he was already a little drunk after just a few words.
"It's nothing, so I took you to the Central Plains Imperial City for a walk, went to the South China Sea to see the tornado, went to the North Snow Field to see the Northern Lights, and went to the Demon Imperial City to kill a few big demons. ”
Although Chen Dongsheng said it easily, it was only one night, and the entire cape of the Tianxuan Continent was swam all over by them.
Not only Chen Li, but even Zhang San was so shocked that his mouth opened wide, and he lost his voice: "I have heard that the Shushan Imperial Sword Technique is practiced to a high level, but it can travel all over the entire Tianxuan in one breath, it seems that it is not a lie."
Compared with Zhang San, Chen Li is more concerned about going to so many places, and what they do, as long as it is not shocking, he can accept it.
But if you are drunk like this, you can't do anything good if you go to the Tang Imperial City, not to mention that the Demon Clan Imperial City has killed a few big demons, so there will be little demons in the Imperial City?
First of all, regardless of the strength of the demon, just the three human races rampage into the demon clan's imperial city, coming and going freely, will definitely make the demon royal clan lose face, only this point, the demon clan will not let them go.
In Chen Li's memory, anyone with an emperor in the prefix must be the kind of person who cherishes face the most.
"Before the strength of this battlefield border is not strong, although it is less, at least it must be after the first time, or even stronger. Chen Li thought so.
He didn't know that far away in the Demon Clan's Imperial City, the emperor who was so good in the Demon Clan that he was so angry that he stomped his feet, and the huge imperial city actually allowed the three Terran jumping insects to come and go freely.
And the supreme emperor in the human world was also angry, last night three inexplicable flower thieves broke into the imperial city, and peeked at the princess taking a bath with alcohol, causing the princess to cry in front of him for a day, and asked him to uphold justice.
But this justice is so easy to host, don't care if you don't know those three people yet.