cpa300_4(); "Ronaldo has retired, and the Brazilian team has not slowed down for 6 years; Zidane retired, and the French team has not slowed down for 14 years; Puskas retired, and the Hungarian team has not slowed down for 60 years; Gao Yu retired, and the Chinese team has not slowed down for more than 1,000 years. see

To be honest, Xiao Yu felt that this joke was quite cold, and he had seen it countless times when he was in China, but in the UK, this cold joke seemed so humorous.

"Haha! Haha, I'm laughing to death! Huaxia is such a magical place! Ba Shen covered his stomach, laughing so much that his face was about to cramp, Xiao Yu squinted at him, is it so funny in the dark?

"Xiao Yu, a joke from Huaxia! Don't you think it's very gracious? Catherine stretched out her hand, and today she was wearing a dress with a slightly shorter skirt, and if she moved a little, she could see the snow-white, straight, and white long legs.

"I'll go back tomorrow, it's not too late to sigh when the time comes, anyway, I won't be as boring as you, pretending to be Chinese with cold jokes." Xiao Yu waved his hand, it didn't matter, in fact, his heart had already drifted across the ocean.

Why can you suddenly return to Huaxia?

The picture goes back to the game against Arsenal, at the last moment, Manchester United right wing-back Matthew's cross, Balotelli beat Miguel in the penalty area and scored the killer goal!

At that moment, even Arsenal fans couldn't help but be moved.

After the goal, Ba Shen, who was screaming with his head down, ran to the coach's seat, he hugged Mourinho tightly, and at the same time pulled Matthew and kissed Matthew the face!

And the TV commentator, who was not stingy with his breath, shouted: "Mario......! Barlow......! Turley! "The long sound makes people's blood boil, but the more exciting fact is that Manchester United beat Arsenal away from home!

It was a game of ups and downs, with United taking the lead in the first half and taking a 2-0 lead over Arsenal before the break. But in the second half, the home team launched a Jedi counterattack and destroyed Manchester United with the same thunderous attack, which ended in a 2-2 draw! The game is here. It's already a classic, but it's Arsenal, not Manchester United!

It's a pity that fate played a joke on Arsenal, and the protagonist was changed hands again! The equaliser did not develop into the rout that everyone imagined, but rather stabilized the situation. Looking for a breakthrough, with the concerted efforts of everyone, Manchester United has completed its self-sublimation as a whole, which is an all-round sublimation!

In the end, Balotelli completed another goal to overtake, with a slight advantage of 3-2 on aggregate, which laid the victory, and brought the grievances between the two teams to a deeper peak!

"Meet next time! I'm going to take out Manchester United! "Despite the defeat, the moment the referee blew the whistle, Wenger knew that the outcome had been set. Manchester United not only managed to retreat at the Emirates Stadium, but instead declared the title and won the three points!

"Hey, Professor, I'm looking forward to the next meeting." Mourinho took the attitude of a victor and elegantly shook Wenger's hand, at this moment, the two world famous coaches did not sympathize with each other, not even a simple tacit understanding, because Mourinho held it. It's Arsene Wenger's left hand.

At the post-match press conference, Mourinho brought Balotelli, the former wanted to take Xiao Yu, but at the same time he was afraid that Xiao Yu was too young, and if he didn't deal with it well, it would not be beautiful, so Mu Shuai decisively brought Ba Shen, who scored a killer goal, because Ba Shen, this guy is too strong in the face of pressure in the face of the media.

"Mr. Mario Balotelli, please give a brief self-assessment of your performance today." This is a reporter from The Sun. It is worth mentioning that recently, the "Sun" has been at Black Manchester United for some reason, which has made everyone a little resentful of this newspaper, not to mention the always outspoken Ba Shen.

"To be honest, I really doubt that you are British, your English is the same as your appearance, such a mess, there is a saying in Huaxia that is good, it's not your fault that you look ugly, but you come out ......" This made the whole atmosphere of the venue become joyful in vain, everyone laughed, and it could be seen that Ba Shen didn't think about answering other people's questions head-on, or thinking from another angle, Ba Shen was such a confused person; And Ba Shen's words also made the reporter's face darker and darker, until Mourinho gave Ba Shen a slap in the face, and then grabbed the microphone and put it in front of him.

"I'm sorry, everyone knows about Mario's bad habits, but in terms of his performance on the field, it's as good as ever, isn't it?" Mu Shuai didn't want to give reporters another chance, and directly affirmed Ba Shen's series of performances, but then again, Ba Shen has indeed performed so well in every game since he came to Manchester United, which is beyond doubt.

"I'm The Times, and I want to ask Mr. Mario a question too." After the Sun reporter sat down, a female reporter from the Times stood up without waiting for the press officer's name.

"You don't quite follow the rules, but I think it's okay because you're a beauty." Ba Shen blinked, ignored Mu Shuai's murderous gaze, and directly snatched back the microphone, looking like he was in a hurry.

"Mr. Mario, I heard that Xiao Yu and Neves of your team have teamed up recently to create a two-core team for Manchester United, do you think which of the two of them passes better, or rather, whose pass do you prefer?" Thames, this beautiful reporter, is actually like a poisonous scorpion! After listening to this question, Mourinho guessed the other party's intentions, in fact, it is very simple, if Ba Shen answers one of them at the moment, tomorrow there will be a newspaper claiming that there are all kinds of contradictions in the Manchester United dressing room, there are cats, and then all kinds of palace fights and intrigues, or something, all crackling.

Therefore, Mourinho wanted to take back the microphone as soon as possible to protect his players, but what he didn't expect was that Ba Shen was in trouble!

"You're a beauty! But you can't be so rude, why do you compare my boss to someone else? Is it clear who passes the ball well and who passes it badly? There is a saying in Huaxia that is good, brothers for life, what does it mean? That is, since they are brothers, they must never leave each other for the rest of their lives! This is called righteous anger! "Ba Shen has won! Although his answer is still a little unreasonable, the speaker has no intention, the listener has intentional, and with the audience's association, everyone is impressed by the meaning expressed in this answer.

Even Jose Mourinho. He was also very surprised, he didn't expect that Ba Shen would have such a sober mind, and this answer simply blinded everyone's eyes.

"Mario. Why do you always say that there is a good saying in Huaxia today, you are like a Chinese person. The rest of the players were still waiting in the dressing room, and after the post-match press conference, Jose Mourinho and Bashen were on their way back to the dressing room.

"Because lately I've been studying Chinese culture, especially Chinese jokes. It's really laughing to death, for example, the word pig, it's pg when read separately, right......" This paragraph Ba Shen said very urgently, Mourinho didn't find the cat in it at all, but covered his face for the first time, with a sad look, interrupting Ba Shen's words.

"Oh my God! Mario, did you learn English from aliens? That's I, and in the middle of the pig is I (me)! "Finished. Mourinho looked at Ba Shen, but found that the latter was smiling exaggeratedly, and after a little thought, Mu Shuai really found the cat in it, and then his face turned red, and he lowered his head and ran to the locker room at a faster speed.

"Boss! Don't get angry! I was wrong! Boss, you're not a pig, I'm a pig, in fact, you're very smart, you're just a little dumber than me, hey! Don't be angry! "Short road. Ba Shen was coquettish, cute, pretending to be pitiful, and used all his abilities, but Mu Shuai just didn't pay attention to him anymore.

"Ladies and gentlemen! I've decided that starting tomorrow, Mario won't be on my squad anymore! Mourinho went into the dressing room. Everyone didn't expect his first sentence to be so terrifying! Everyone was thinking about what kind of angry thing Ba Shen had done that made Mu Shuai want to abandon Ba Shen directly.

"Ahh......h Boss, I was wrong, I won't call you a pig anymore, I'm a pig! I'm a big stupid pig! I'm a big stupid pig. Ba Shen almost fell to his knees, which stunned everyone. Did these two just come back from Hollywood? Which American drama is this?

", you paralyzed! Stand up and sit in the corner for me! Mu Shuai gave Ba Shen a kick, and then nodded to Giggs, the only calm assistant in the audience, and then Mu Shuai also found a stool and sat down leisurely.

"Okay, Mario, it's none of your business, it's a team rotation, don't be nervous." Giggs went up and pushed the stunned Ba Shen for a moment, and then the former turned his head to look at everyone again, and then said:

"Guys, now we are still very tight in the future, leagues, League Cup, Champions League, as well as all kinds of inexplicable commercial events and friendly matches, etc., in general, even if we are three heads and six arms, we will be tired to death, so! In light of our recent performances, it has been decided by all members of our coaching staff to rotate internally. Giggs's words, everyone understood in an instant, and they also agreed, because after all, players are people, not iron, there will always be times when they are tired, and Manchester United's goal this year is not low, not only to pursue the league, but also to reach the top 4 of the Champions League, these two major events are enough for everyone to drink a big pot.

"So, after research, we have no midweek games this week and next week, and there is only one league game with Crystal Palace on the weekend, which is more casual, so from tomorrow to next Friday, these ten days are used as a round rest period, and the specific rest players are arranged as follows: ......" It can be seen that the coaching staff is really very attentive, they not only make predictions and analyses on the physical condition of the players, physical fitness, etc., but also make statistics on the requirements of the players and all aspects, in short, this series of arrangements, everyone is very satisfied.

"Mario, don't you always talk about Huaxia or something, take advantage of this opportunity, you might as well go to Huaxia with Xiao Yu, it is indeed a very beautiful country." Mu Shuai reversed the appearance of pretending to be angry just now, in fact, everyone knows that Mu Shuai is not so stingy at all, he just wants to play a trick.

"That's right! Anyway, in the past ten days, Xiao Yu, and Andrea and I are all on vacation, why don't we go together? Andrea, are you okay? Ba Shen applauded happily, he looked at Xiao Yu, who nodded, indicating that he was definitely going back, and Andrea also nodded excitedly, he had long been curious about Huaxia!

"Then that's it!" Seeing the nods of the other two friends, Ba Shen was overjoyed, at this moment he felt that he had really come to the right place, and at the same time he also decided that as long as Manchester United did not abandon him, then his football career would come to an end at Manchester United!

Catherine also returned, after she heard Ba Shen's retelling, she did not hesitate at all, and all her worries were solved in a few phone calls, and even everyone's air tickets were handled clearly in the first time.

This made Xiao Yu even more suspicious, what is Catherine's identity, she feels like she can walk sideways in Manchester United Club, this is not at all a treatment that a scout can enjoy, although she is a big beauty.

"Yu Ting, I'll go back to see you tomorrow." On the phone, Xiao Yu's voice was extremely gentle, and so was the beautiful woman on the other end of the phone, her voice was soft and beautiful, but the tone was not friendly, because it was the middle of the night in Huaxia, and people were sleeping.

"Shall we get out of the way? People are so sleepy. "Smack! The phone was disconnected, and Yu Ting's speech made Xiao Yu feel like laughter and laughter.

"Boss, did you say I'm going to wear a suit or a denim tomorrow?" Ba Shen's swarthy face appeared in Xiao Yu's field of vision, and at this moment he was holding a set of clothes in each hand; And his so-called denim suit, which is the clothing of an authentic American western cowboy, is simply distorted......

"Are you going on a blind date or on the catwalk? Just wear casual clothes! Xiao Yu pointed to the black shirt hanging on Ba Shen's bed, and said with a dark smile: If Ba Shen wears a black shirt on the street, he must not be regarded as a ghost at night?

After thinking about it, Xiao Yu laughed out loud, and he didn't know why.

"We are! Sweet and sour pork ribs tour group to China! Abbreviation, Ribs Team! Ba Shen waved the small red flag in his hand, held this hand with Andrea, and strode forward shoulder to shoulder; And that little red flag, as its name is called, the team flag!

These are not the point, the point is that Xiao Yu and Catherine heard the team name of Ba Shen, and they were petrified in an instant, until the plane took off, Xiao Yu still did not recover from the shock of the team name, as if he had drunk several catties of old white dry, full of drunkenness.

This flight flies to the capital of China, and the end point of our stop is Yucheng and Hucheng, first to Yucheng, and then to Shanghai.

The reason is very simple, Xiao Yu wants to go to Yucheng to meet Yu Ting, and then rush to Shanghai to participate in the small gathering of the World Youth Championship team.

This time the World Youth Championships team gathering, basically everyone will participate, except for Zhou Kai, who can't come to participate; And the reason why this party chose to be in Shanghai is also very simple, Huang Xu and Haiyang announced that all expenses except for everyone's fare will be covered this time! (To be continued.) )