【235】The Emperor's Midterm Exam
"Brother master, let me visit your room, okay?"
At the door of 709, Glory Coco looked at Zhen Lang with blank eyes, unspeakably pitiful.
Zhen Lang was about to collapse, last night Glory Coco really did what she said and went to 707 next door, and tonight she came again.
"Not good." Shui Mi'er looked like she was facing a great enemy, and the eldest lady was full of aura: "I said that during the internship, I was not allowed to go to our room without being invited." You just committed a foul, you are given a yellow card, if you commit another foul, don't blame me for ejecting you. ”
"This is a yellow card, shouldn't it be a verbal warning?" Glory Coco was frightened, so he could only ask Zhen Lang for help: "Brother master, the punishment scale of the eldest lady is too strict, I protest." I would like to appeal and ask the Arbitration Committee to cancel this yellow card. ”
"Coco, just buy a lesson, pay attention next time." Zhen Lang decisively stood on the side of the eldest lady, and he still couldn't bear to see the most beautiful football baby fall into the fire pit, and he reminded him to save the country: "Coco, are you staying in Xiangxiang's room tonight?" ”
"Yes, people can't go to you, but fortunately, Sister Xiangxiang is willing to take me in." Coco became more and more pitiful.
Zhen Lang once again curved to save the country: "The Normal University is too far away from the Sports Institute, is it too late for you to go to class during the day?" ”
"I studied the [Cheerleading Physical Training] major that was opened by the HKSI a few years ago, and after graduation, I became a cheerleader full-time, and if you play games in the future, I can also cheer for you. Our major is special, and many of our classes are trained outdoors. It's too hot now, and we started summer vacation on the 5th, and there were no classes for the next few days. Glory Coco said, and the next sentence was her true intention: "Even if I officially have a summer vacation now, I will be waiting for you next door to change your mind in the future." ”
"Coco, it's okay, my sister let you stay for a summer vacation." Mo Xiang took the opportunity to hug the girl, her eyes were very evil.
Zhen Lang was heartbroken when he saw that Coco had eaten the scales, and reluctantly went back to the room with Shui Mi'er.
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"You're a little too fierce with Coco, aren't you?" Back in the room, Zhen Lang said.
"What, I feel sorry for your ninth aunt?" Honey lifted her face.
"Where do you want to go, you don't know, but now that you have been deceived and helped you count the money, my brother really pinched a cold sweat for this poor innocent girl." Zhen Lang was sitting on the sofa in the living room, wiping a cold sweat himself.
According to the news revealed by the black and white angels tonight, they were quite pure last night, just talking about life ideals with Coco. But Zhen Lang does not guarantee that they will continue to be pure in the future, and maybe in a few days, Glory Coco will completely fall.
"She took the initiative to choose herself, and we didn't force her. Since you are an adult who has reached the age of 18, every choice you make has to bear the corresponding consequences. Shui Mi'er's belly black attribute was fully activated, her little hand squeezed and rubbed a pillow, and sighed lightly: "You are level 13, and you are so inexperienced, my sister really doesn't know who will take care of you after I graduate." Teach you another trick, Coco is definitely not as simple as it seems, you think she cheated and helped her count the money, maybe one day you will be deceived by her and help her count the money. ”
Zhen Lang: "No, how do you say this?" ”
Shui Mi'er said proudly: "Knowing yourself and knowing that you are victorious in all battles, my sister has passed the flesh, but it is not easy in their school, and the people in the rivers and lakes call her a little witch with a black belly, she is definitely not as innocent as she seems." ”
Zhen Lang broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead again, and reasoned with her with facts: "The rumors on the Internet may not be reliable, let's not talk about it, let's just say that how many of the gossip news about you in our school are true?" ”
"Eighty percent of them are fake, but there are also two percent real money." Shui Mi'er said, with a vigilant face: "Anyway, I think Coco is very wrong, there may be a conspiracy here, you have to trust your sister's intuition." ”
Zhen Lang said weakly: "It won't be because she is teasing me, you have a negative opinion." ”
"Is my sister so stingy? Listen, I'm teaching you how to distinguish a woman, this is a compulsory course for you to advance to a domineering president! Shui Mi'er was upright and began the test: "Now I will give you a midterm exam, if you pass, you will be directly promoted to level 15, and you can open the bloodthirsty rush small line flower!" ”
Zhen Lang's blood rose: "Okay, come on." ”
Shui Mier: "There are two questions in this exam, please listen to the questions, first, what kind of girl do you think Glory Keke is?" ”
Zhen Lang carefully examined the question, thought about life for a while, and replied: "The overall is still relatively young and lively, but her personality is a little problematic, she is soft and cute when she is in a good mood, and she is rude and willful when she is in a bad mood." I can responsibly tell you that this type of girl is not my cup of tea. ”
"Toot, wrong answer." Honey imitated the electronic sound of "beep" on the TV quiz show.
Zhen Lang: "What's wrong?" ”
Honey: "You only see the surface, you don't dig into her inside. ”
Zhen Lang: "What's her inside?" ”
Shui Mi'er: "Eight words are enough to describe her as a person." ”
Zhen Lang: "Which eight words?" ”
Shui Mier: "Cute and sweet on the outside, fierce on the inside." ”
Zhen Lang: "It's not so exaggerated, right? ”
The vicissitudes of water honey rose: "Time will tell." ”
Zhen Lang kept in mind the truth that if you say too much, you will lose, so he didn't start a debate with the goblins at home, and decisively switched the style of painting: "Let's talk about the second question, if I answer the second question correctly, will I pass the test?" ”
Honey: "Answer the second question correctly and get you up to level 14." ”
Zhen Lang found a little comfort: "Come on." ”
Shui Mier: "Please listen to the question, how do you evaluate the character of the big lady?" ”
Zhen Lang thought about it seriously for a while and replied: "Just four words, unfathomable!" ”
Honey: "The answer is too general, please give a note of more than 100 words." ”
Zhen Lang thought seriously again: "How can I say it, anyway, I don't think I'm not at the same level as her, but I'm not in the same world." I don't even know if what she said is true, and I can't tell whether she is joking or telling the truth, which is probably the so-called businessman's words. Also, she gives me a sense of joy and anger, and sometimes the joy or sadness she shows is not necessarily true. ”
Shui Mi'er nodded with satisfaction: "My dear, it's not bad that you can answer to this extent, reward you with half-pipe experience points, your current level is 13.5, you have to make persistent efforts." ”
"Thank you, teacher, I will definitely work hard." Zhen Lang was deeply encouraged and asked a question that bothered him: "Yesterday you and the big lady seemed to have a rival scene, and when you had dinner tonight, I felt that the two of you didn't deal with each other very much." I think you seem to be very jealous of the big lady? ”
"How can you not be afraid?" Shui Mi'er actually admitted, her expression was serious, and she said as if she was facing a great enemy: "Let me tell you this, her level is too high, higher than me and Yingying Xiangxiang combined, so high that it is terrifying." Even the real domineering president in real life may not be able to enter her eyes. ”
Zhen Lang: "It's that high?" ”
"She is equivalent to the next version of the level 30 nightmare dungeon ultimate boss, and it takes 40 players to brush up on various high-end suits and work together to defeat her." Shui Mi'er looked like she was under a lot of pressure, and muttered: "I don't know if it's my delusion, yesterday the scene was chaotic, and at that moment when Coco was arguing to be your ninth aunt, I seemed to see Sister Qingyu give Coco a look......"
Zhen Lang's mind is more sunny: "It may be that her eyes signal Coco not to talk nonsense, right?" ”
Shui Mi'er glanced at him, and said angrily: "It's as simple as you can think of wood, anyway, I had a very dangerous feeling at that time, really dangerous and dangerous." ”
Zhen Lang thought thoughtfully: "No wonder you killed her at that time and didn't let her be your second aunt." ”
Shui Mi'er: "You don't know, I wasn't jealous yesterday, in fact, I was very wrong in my heart, and I felt like I had fallen for a trick." You're not at home today, I thought about it carefully, yesterday it looked like two lustful women fooled the big lady, maybe it's the same as the black lady in the palace fighting drama, she just calculates. ”
Zhen Lang was stunned: "What will be calculated?" ”
Shui Mi'er: "It's the big lady pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, she pretends not to know anything, and when she becomes your second aunt, maybe she will abolish me in a few days, and she will become the queen." ”
Zhen Lang was terrified: "It's not so complicated, it's more ruthless than a palace fighting drama?" ”
Shui Mier: "It's so complicated, I always feel that those two lustful 'women' are difficult to hide from the big lady's fiery eyes." ”
Zhen Lang: "You said that I am under pressure, with my IQ and EQ, in the palace fighting drama, I can't survive three episodes." ”
Shui Mier: "Fool, you don't need to be stressed, in this script, you are the emperor." No matter how a group of young masters fight, the core idea is just to please the emperor, and in the end it is to give benefits to the emperor. ”
[The Emperor] immediately trembled, stretched out his hand to hug the little goblin at home, and his expression and tone were so awesome that he flew up: "The queen is relieved, no matter how those harem beauties fight, I will never abolish you." ”
"Your Majesty, you are so good to your concubines......" Shui Mi'er entered the play, and she was so moved that she was about to cry: "Your Majesty, please wait, the concubines will go to bathe and change their clothes, and serve the emperor well tonight......"
Before she could finish speaking, she suddenly sneezed.
Shui Mi'er's tender expression disappeared without a trace, and she suddenly got angry: "Damn, who is scolding me behind my back?" ”
Zhen Lang couldn't cry or laugh: "You won't catch a cold, right?" ”
Shui Mi'er: "Impossible, my sister has a very intuitive feeling, someone must be scolding me behind my back!" ”
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It turns out that there are indeed people who slander the goblins behind their backs.
Strictly speaking, Shui Mi'er was also shot while lying down this time.
In Moxiang's room, three girls are dressed in extremely sexy pajamas with different styles and are entangled in a big bed.
"Don't ...... Sister...... Don't ...... like that"
Glory Coco was surrounded by two Lala in the middle, and the white rabbit on his chest was touched by one left and one right.
She cried out helplessly, and her little face turned red into persimmons.
"Aunt Jiu, we're training you." Mo Xiang was not too anxious, her little hand was rhythmically rubbed on Coco's left chest, and she said seriously: "The eldest lady is very evil, she said that when she serves our uncle, she must make the kind of cry in the evil anime." So, when my sister touches you, even if you call it out, the more coquettish the better, the more explicit the better, so that the uncle will like it very much. ”
"Really?" Glory Coco was skeptical.
"Sister, we're good for you." Ye Yingying was even more evil, and ruthlessly let Shui Mi'er carry the black cauldron: "The eldest lady has a black belly that you can't believe it, she has to watch me and Xiangxiang play and kiss, saying that when we are trained, we will be qualified to serve the uncle." If you want to please the uncle, you have to play kissing with us first, it should be regarded as training, are you mentally prepared for this? ”
Coco's face turned even redder, her delicate body trembled slightly, she didn't dare to look at the two Lala, and said in a thin voice: "Okay, for the sake of the master brother, I am willing to do anything." Two sisters, please be gentle......"
・(To be continued.) )