"Kong Ergou, I can tell you, my inscription is very precious, how can you repay me?"

As soon as he heard that he was going to repay, Kong Ergou was immediately stunned, he had nothing, so he hurriedly said, "Repay? How to repay? ”

Li Guo motioned for Kong Ergou to come over and said his request. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Kong Ergou gritted his teeth and only asked one sentence - do you care about rice?

"Of course."

*****

On the day of the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, the snow village was extremely lively, and the village chief went out at 12 o'clock, and this time he must invite Li Guo to his home.

When I arrived at the door of Aunt Leng's house, I saw a person standing at the door, and when I got closer, it was Kong Ergou, "Hey, Chinese New Year's Eve, you don't go back to your own home, what are you doing here?" Be a door god. ”

Haha, this time the village chief really answered correctly, Kong Ergou is really a door god, is the door god invited by Li Guo, Li guessed early that on the day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, there will be many people to invite themselves, as the saying goes, meet three points of love, so he invited Kong Ergou to guard the door, no matter who comes, they will all bombard away.

Kong Ergou took out a piece of paper and handed it to the village chief, and when the village chief saw it, he was angry and funny, this is a power of attorney, which is the power of attorney that Li Guo entrusted Kong Ergou to be the temporary "goalkeeper".

The village chief said: "Take the chicken feathers as an arrow, believe it or not, I will tear it for you." ”

Kong Ergou smiled, "Tear it up." ”

The village chief was on fire in his heart, he really didn't dare to tear it, this was Li Guo's Mobao, the village chief pointed at Kong Ergou: "You kid are waiting." ”

Unexpectedly, Kong Ergou was not afraid at all today, took out his mobile phone, and the village chief asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"Village chief, I have already added Coach Li's WeChat, and he said that if someone intimidates you in the future, you will tell me."

"Idiot, that word reads he."

Kong Ergou laughed, "Village Chief, you are stupid, I have a mobile phone now, don't I know yet." ”

As he spoke, Kong Ergou clicked on the APP of the dictionary, entered the word scare, and then clicked to read aloud.

“xia，”

“xia，”

“xia，”

Kong Ergou yelled a few times with his mobile phone, and the village chief was really scared away.

After a while, Cui San came to deliver tofu, but Kong Ergou stopped, "What are you doing?" ”

"Send tofu."

"You can't enter, even if the Jade Emperor and Second Master Guan are here today, you can't enter."

Cui San was not in a hurry, he smiled, "Did Director Li give you a letter of entrustment?" ”

"I remember that there was a sentence above, idlers are not allowed to come in, except for Cui San."

"Is there one?" Kong Ergou thought that he and Li Guo were the most familiar in the world, but this Cui San's tone seemed to be that he and Li Guo were also very familiar, which made him very unhappy.

Kong Ergou read it again, and there was really such a sentence, so he was unwilling and reluctantly put Cui San in.

When it was time to eat in the afternoon, Li Zibing made a look, "Li Guo, this door god you are looking for is really easy to use, but it is clean today." ”

"Of course, Tang Taizong used Wei Chi Jingde and Qin Shubao to guard the door, and I used Kong Ergou to guard the door, all of them are the same wisdom."

"Bah, I'm complimenting you on being fat, and you're still panting."

Aunt Leng came out of the kitchen and said, "Even if this Kong Ergou helps me watch the door for a day, I won't invite him to Chinese New Year's Eve dinner." ”

"Li Guo, then you go and send them away."

"Damn, I'll do all the bad guys."

"No, you're a bad person," Aunt Leng and Li Zibing laughed.

Li Guo went out and saw Kong Ergou, and as soon as the other party saw Li Guo, he smiled and said, "Director Li, my work is not bad." ”

"Yes, competent."

"That's, nothing else, I'm the best at bombardment."

"By the way, you should eat too, it's not too early, let's go back."

Unexpectedly, Kong Ergou smiled, turned around and left, Li Guo was embarrassed to get up, and shouted, "Give you a red envelope, Happy New Year." ”

Kong Ergou smiled, "I can't take the red envelope, I will be very happy if you can give me the door treasure." ”

"Take it, I command you."

Kong Ergou had no choice but to leave with the red envelope.

After entering the house, I can finally have a quiet Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, which was disturbed by the village chief 4 years ago, and this time it will not be.

Aunt Leng picked up her wine glass, "Come, I wish you two never quarrel." ”

"I'm afraid this is difficult," Li Guo thought to himself, and then raised his glass, "I wish Aunt Leng a long life." ”

Li Guo sandwiched a piece of fish, tasted it, and praised: "Aunt Leng, your cooking skills have improved again." ”

Aunt Leng smiled, but Li Zibing was already frowning, in fact, these dishes were all made by Li Zibing alone.

"Really? Then you taste the pig's trotters. ”

Li Guo tasted it, "Not bad," and then said to Li Zibing: "Learn a little, Aunt Leng's cooking skills are a must." ”

Li Guo thought that everything was still the same as 4 years ago, but he didn't expect Li Zibing's cooking skills to improve by leaps and bounds in recent years.

Li Guo praised every dish he ate, Li Zibing should have been happy, but every time this guy praised him, he would add a sentence - you learn to do it, Li Zibing can't cry or laugh.

Aunt Leng is an interesting person, she pointed to a plate of pig lungs, "Come on, you won't be able to eat this." ”

Is it? Li Guo wondered if there were any other mountain delicacies here that he hadn't eaten, so he sandwiched a slice.

"Pig lungs."

Aunt Leng shook her head, "No." ”

Li Guo ate another slice, "Aunt Leng, don't lie to me, it's pig lungs." ”

"No, it's dog lungs."

Li Zibing chuckled, knowing that Aunt Leng was making a mistake again.

Li Guo was puzzled and joked: "There won't be a wolf heart, right?" ”

"Yes," Aunt Leng pointed to the pig's heart.

This time, Li Guo understood, "Aunt Leng, did I do something wrong?" ”

"Hehe, I still understand, this table of dishes is all made of ice, you can't eat it, you say you are not a wolf."

Li Guo was a little surprised, he remembered that Li Zibing could only scramble eggs with tomatoes, how could it be?

"Aren't you just scrambled eggs with tomatoes?"

"Can't I learn?"

Li Guo understood, was quite moved, and said with a smile: "Aunt Leng's criticism is right, I accept it with an open mind." ”

At this moment, Li Guo's WeChat rang, and when he picked it up, it was sent by Kong Ergou, "Director Li, the village chief said to beat me, help." ”

Li Guo smiled slightly, "Resist, rescue will arrive soon." ”

"I can't stand it, come on."

"The Allies have landed in Normandy, you hold on a little longer."

"What do you mean, I don't understand."

"I'm sorry, I'm running out of traffic, let's talk later."

The other party sent a wailing emoji, Li Zibing stretched out his head to look at it, and the flowers and branches trembled with laughter, "Are you going to save it?" ”

"Hehe, Jiren has his own natural appearance, let's continue to eat."