Chapter 248: You Are Responsible for Me
it! Little pepper, you are so spicy, does your future boyfriend know, whoever marries you as a wife in the future will be unlucky!
Having said that, the cute girl's little leather shoes can deal with it, but her mother is too terrifying, if her mother knows, the master will be seriously injured and hospitalized if he doesn't die. "樂" Wen "Xiao" said|
Thinking of Aunt Zhang's existence like a Tyrannosaurus rex, Xiao Qiang took a deep breath and explained seriously: "The one I just performed is called French wet kissing, which is a kind of advanced kissing technique, which requires a particularly high use of tongue and saliva, in short, it is a wet word. ”
"It turns out that it's the legendary French wet kiss, no wonder it's so slippery, it turns out to have something to do with your saliva, baba baba." Zhang Mengmeng's little face turned crimson and stuck out her tongue and asked, "Hey, didn't you just say that you were the first kiss, how did you learn such advanced kissing skills?" You can't lie to me. ”
"Please, cute, I haven't eaten pork, I haven't seen a pig run, this French wet kiss was learned from Mr. Hatano, absolutely authentic, so the master pinched it." Xiao Qiang rolled his eyes and replied.
"Hatano-sensei? Who's that? It's such a strange Japanese name, I imagine I've heard it somewhere, but I can't remember it for a while. Zhang Mengmeng said suspiciously, her eyes sparkling, as if she was recalling.
"Hehe, don't pretend to be a cute girl, Mr. Hatano has a great reputation, why don't you know if you're swollen?" Xiao Qiang smiled evilly.
"Oh, yes, I remembered...... Mr. Hatano is the goddess of the Japanese e-sports circle recently, Mika Hatano. Zhang Mengmeng's big eyes fluttered.
I was dizzy.,I actually ran into a pure sister paper who didn't know Mr. Hatano.,This is really out of the master's expectations.。
Doesn't it mean that the little girls now know a lot in that regard, even if they are not experienced in a hundred battles, they seem to have been experienced in a hundred battles, and some have reached the advanced realm of reading the **** three hundred, I can't imagine that Meng Meng is so pure, and even Mr. Hatano really doesn't know.
Seeing that the other party didn't even know the deity of Mr. Hatano, Xiaoqiang didn't bother to explain, and was ready to find a reason to slip away.
Zhang Mengmeng said quietly at this time: "I heard that Mika Hatano died very miserably, was humiliated and **** by the zombie Xiaoqiang, and finally committed suicide tragically...... provoked many Japanese players to scold the zombie Xiaoqiang at night. ”
"Nani? You say that the zombie Xiaoqiang **** Mika Hatano? That's! Xiaoqiang's tiger body was shocked, and he looked at the cute girl with an ignorant face.
Zhang Mengmeng said strangely: "What's wrong?" Am I not right? I watched the video.,That Hatano Mika wasn't **** by the zombie Xiaoqiang when she was fighting against the zombie Xiaoqiang.,And finally chose to commit suicide.,It's so pitiful.,Zombie Xiaoqiang is really perverted......"
it! When did the master **** Mika Hatano? The master just expressed his willingness to make a film with Mr. Hatano, and wanted to touch Mr. Hatano and express the love of fans, how could it suddenly become a pervert who everyone scolded?
Xiaoqiang almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood, and he felt that the whole person was not good.
These little Japan are really bloody, how can the existence of such a righteous gentleman as the master harm the women of good families...... Well, if Hatano-sensei is also a good woman.
It's a good thing that the cute girl doesn't know the identity of the master's game, otherwise I really don't know what she would think of the master.
At this moment, Zhang Mengmeng suddenly put on a worried look: "Oh no, our Zhang family and the Wang family are actually world friends, I'm afraid that after I go back, that Wang Qian should tell our parents about the two of us, if my mother knows about us...... We're all right, she's going to go crazy. ”
"Nani? Will Wang Qian tell your mother about this? Xiaoqiang Chrysanthemum tightened, and his heart was shocked.
, how did the master forget Aunt Zhang's female dinosaur, what a miscalculation, if Aunt Zhang knew that the master touched her daughter, the master would definitely be castrated by the mother dinosaur, not that he would definitely be trampled by the mother dinosaur.
The most important thing is that the master still has half a year's rent to pay!
Suddenly, Xiao Qiang felt that the wind around him was dead, and it was called a cool air, as if suddenly the heavens and the earth were spinning, the seasons were changing, and the cold winter season was coming.
Zhang Mengmeng stepped forward and put on a comforting look: "Brother Xiaoqiang, are you thinking about how my mother will clean you up, you can rest assured, anyway, I will say good things about you in front of my mother, and I won't let her hurt you, don't worry, as long as you continue to act." ”
"Keep acting? I'm rubbing, cute girl, I guessed it a long time ago, this is a pit master. Xiaoqiang looked at Zhang Mengmeng's eyes and realized that he had been tricked.
After a few years of getting along, he knows Zhang Mengmeng very well.
Don't be deceived by the extremely cute and pure appearance of the cute girl, the other party is not only spicy and bold, but also a little black and playful, is the kind of legendary eccentric beautiful girl, a bit like Huang Rong in the pen of Mr. Jin.
The other party obviously guessed that Aunt Zhang would know about this, so she dragged him into the water, this little girl was planning to use him for a long time.
"Hee-hee, Brother Xiaoqiang, as the saying goes, help people to the end, send Buddha to the west, my mother must not agree with the two of us to be together, and will find other blind dates for me, what annoys me the most is this, so we must make a good strategy next, otherwise, my mother will definitely bother me endlessly." Zhang Mengmeng stuck out her little tongue and finally said her intentions.
Xiao Qiang felt stuffy in his chest when he heard this, and he almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood.
Nima, the master was really calculated by this girl of the cute girl, this little girl actually wants to use the outsider as a shield for a long time, which can be described as far-sighted.
"No, I'm only busy with you this time, and then again, you haven't paid me yet, so let's talk about it first, otherwise you won't want to ask me for help in the future." Xiaoqiang said solemnly.
This kind of help has already hurt him a lot, and if he continues to help, I'm afraid he will cause a commotion, and if he doesn't get it, he will be kicked away by Zhang Mengmeng's mother, so Xiaoqiang decided that it would be better for him to participate less.
"Brother Xiaoqiang, I have already given you the reward just now, you must know that you have taken the first kiss of me, a young, beautiful and invincible beautiful girl, isn't this the best reward? People thought about leaving the first kiss to their future husband, but you took it away, and you dared to ask me for compensation! You have to take responsibility for me, or you will ......! "Little Pepper crossed her hands on her hips, with a posture that you owe your mother 5 million.
Nani! Master is responsible for you? , the master didn't make your belly bigger, and he didn't snap you, he just made a slap for acting, why should he be responsible for you? Do you have a little Oscar spirit?
Poof!
Xiaoqiang only felt that he was spurting out a mouthful of blood, and the world was already spinning around.
I'll it! I knew that I wouldn't have turned on the Oscar actor mode, this touch and play made the little master hurt internally, if she was entangled by this little girl and continued to play her fake boyfriend, I'm afraid that from now on it will be in dire straits!
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