Chapter 135: The dislocated chin incident
Hahahaha!
When the other fans saw this scene, they immediately laughed, and tears of laughter came out!
"What's the situation?"
"My chin is dislocated! Laughing to death! ”
On the pitch, Alonzo-Morning grabbed Usiris in his arms, patting him frantically on the shoulder, yelling, "Ussi, how did you do that?" Can you teach me? ”
The players of the home and away teams also hugged the two of them!
The three referees immediately made a decision, and at the same time blew the referee's whistle to announce the end of the one-on-one bullfight.
Kenny Smith was not slow to react, immediately turning off the DJ and yelling, "Doctor, doctor, come here!" Ladies and gentlemen, calm down and listen carefully to the doctor's instructions! Please calm down! Doctor, hurry! ”
The arrangement of this game was too hasty, and only the team doctor of the Marvel team was present.
The team doctors of the 76ers, the Heat, and the Knicks didn't come!
Of course, among the fans, stars, and media reporters, there are professional doctors, medical graduates, and people with similar medical skills.
Kenny Smith gave the order, and the doctors responded!
"I'm a doctor!"
"I'm a doctor!"
"I'm a doctor!"
In the stadium, among the more than 20,000 fans, thousands of doctors immediately signed up or immediately solved problems for some of the fans around them.
Around the commentary seat, twenty or thirty professional doctors rushed to the commentary seat without saying a word.
One of the tall black doctors, with his strong body, rushed to the commentary table and snatched the microphone from Kenny Smith's hand!
He shouted, "Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down, listen carefully to my commands, and hold your left cheek in your left hand. Holding the right side of your face in your right hand and retracting your tongue, are you ready? Listen to me, one, two, three. Push it up! Okay, okay, okay, just do it! That's great! Uzi, you've done a great job, I think, it's the best goal in basketball history! Just do it! Just do it! Ussy, I'm your most loyal fan. I'm Jack Thomas at Mount Sinai Medical Center in New York, and ......, remember. ”
I'm dizzy, and there are ads!
Kenny Smith snatched the microphone and clutched it in his arms, it's game time, not ad time!
The other microphone on the commentary seat suddenly became the target of a group of doctors!
Outside the arena. Most of Washington's fans didn't get tickets, but they had a geographical advantage. The first crowd filled the large square outside the stadium, and fans from other places had to condescend to the periphery.
The game was so rushed that the media in New York were the first to report it, so fans in New York snapped up the most tickets.
"Ussie, I'm Tom Andrew at NYU Medical Center. Yes....... ”
"Ussi, New York Special Surgery Hospital Ken-Alexander, ah,......。"
"Columbia and Cornell Presbyterian Church, New York. Yes....... ”
"Usy, welcome to the New York Knicks, ah,......。"
Poor microphone, the line is ripped off!
This scene is so funny!
Inside and outside the arena, everyone laughed!
David Stern has a black face, hum, hum, wait, the ticket will be sent to the door!
John Thompson Jr. smiled, these hospitals, wait for the lawyer to come to charge!
"Ussi, how did you do that? Can you teach me? ”
"Ussie, I'm invited for supper!"
"Ussie, come to my house tomorrow!"
On the pitch, the home and away stars let go of their holdbacks and surrounded Usiris, babbling something like that.
Drip! Drip! Drip!
The three referees had to blow the referee's whistle again and shouted: Quiet! Be quiet! Please be quiet, it's time to rest!
The stars unanimously hugged Usilis and returned to the home team's seats, surrounding Usyris, and asking questions!
The visitors' coaching staff was speechless.
As soon as the referee's whistle blew, the commentary bench finally fell silent.
The doctors returned to their seats in amusement.
The individual doctor is so proud, that arrogant, swaggering when he walks, and he is slow; Anyway, the referee won't punish himself for leaving, so I'm not afraid!
The other doctors were depressed!
At this time, those poor fans with dislocated jaws are being solved by the doctors one by one!
Kenny Smith let out a long breath and wiped the cold sweat from his head.
He picked up the surviving microphone and shouted: Ladies and gentlemen, this is an incredible goal! In my opinion, this goal can be called "the most amazing goal in the universe"! Thank you, Ussy, for proving that you are the "toughest star in the universe"!
Inside and outside the stadium, applause was thunderous!
With the exception of some fans and doctors who were still working on the dislocated jaw, everyone stood up and shouted two words over and over again.
"The most amazing goal in the universe!"
"The toughest star in the universe!"
……。
Shouting over and over again!
Never once scored a goal and received such high ratings!
There has never been a player who has been so highly appreciated!
There has never been a single game that has all the fans going crazy!
In the midst of the shouting, a new nickname was released!
Although Michael Jordan has achieved the supreme glory of the "God of Basketball", there are still some people who are not convinced!
For example: Indiana Pacers, Utah Jazz, San Antonio Spurs, Detroit Pistons players and fans.
Usiris conquered everything at this moment!
After 6 minutes, the last fan's dislocated jaw problem was finally solved!
Fans in this area shouted at the same time: "Game, game, game, we want to watch the game!" ”
Inside and outside the stadium, fans also chanted!
"Match, game, game, we're going to watch the game!"
"Match, game, game, we're going to watch the game!"
Kenny Smith also yelled in the commentary box, "Game, game, game, we're going to watch the game!" ”
Drip! Drip! Drip!
Referee Bill Russell blew the referee's whistle and announced that the fourth quarter was about to begin!
The visitors immediately returned to their turf.
The coaching staff of the home and away teams start to arrange the lineups!
On the home team's side, everyone is eager to fight!
Usilis suddenly proposes to let Mutombo, Iverson, Ewing, and Floyd fight side by side with him for two minutes!
His original intention was to let Ewing transfer to the home team and become teammates with him, and then he could use the NBA2000 system to trade a technology to Ewing; In today's game, Ewing was clearly merciful; These things are naturally not easy to say openly, so they pulled in other teammates from the exclamation team, so that they can cover up the past! (To be continued.) )
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