Chapter 68: Outwitting 2
It is none other than Zhang Shikang who sings good Chinese songs. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info he carried two buckets to the thorn forest, put down the flat pole, and rested for a while.
The orc recruits are very fresh, and they didn't expect to meet humans here? And this human being is quite bold, usually human beings would have run away when they saw them, but this human being actually came to them boldly.
Then an orc came and asked, "Hey, boy, what's in your bucket?" ”
Zhang Shikang said: "Liquor." ”
"Liquor?" The orcs lifted the lid of the barrel, and a mellow aroma of wine wafted in, and the group of orcs looked like they were enjoying themselves.
Zhang Shikang hurriedly covered it and said, "What are you doing?" ”
Seeing that the fragrance was gone, the orc smiled obscenely and said, "Where to pick?" ”
Zhang Shikang snorted: "This wine is naturally sold. ”
The orc recruit said, "How much is a bucket?" ”
Zhang Shikang stretched out a slap and said, "Fifty silver coins." ”
"Damn, why don't you grab it?" Some orc recruits shouted, this man is too unauthentic, and he asks for fifty silver coins as soon as he opens his mouth.
Zhang Shikang snorted at the orcs: "Strange goods are habitable, do you know?" In this barren place, it is only the old king next door to me who has the courage to do this kind of thing. If you don't have money, don't be a blind BB. ”
The orc recruits discussed, "We are hot and thirsty, why don't we buy him a barrel of wine to relieve the heat." The orcs thought so, and prepared to scrape together the money.
When he saw that they were pooling the money, he exclaimed, "What are you doing?" ”
The orc recruits said, "Buy wine and drink." ”
The boiled egg lifted the big ring knife and slashed: "Didn't you listen to me?" Who told you to buy and drink as much as you want? So bold! ”
The orc recruits said, "Mind your birds! We scraped together our own money to buy wine and food, what are you doing? It's also going to hit people! ”
The boiled egg snorted: "Hmph! You frustration, what do you know! Just know how to eat! I don't know anything about the sinister nature of humanity! What if there's poison in it?! “
Zhang Shikang glanced at him and sneered: "You orcs are really not authentic, what's wrong with us humans?" You orcs aren't shopping from us yet? Damn, kindly sell you a barrel of wine. If I knew that I would be scolded by you, I wouldn't sell it to you! Phew, fuck off, poor bunch! ”
He was arguing at the edge of the thorn forest, when he saw the minotaurs on the other side come over and ask, "What are you arguing about?" Don't know where to stay cool? Really. ”
Zhang Shikang said bitterly: "I picked this wine to sell here, it is hot, and it is cool here, and he wants to ask me if I sell it, and I have never sold it to him." This guest officer said that there is any poison in my wine, and you say that it is funny? Say such things! ”
Magel and the other minotaurs said, "I just said that there were bad people coming out, so it turned out that it was so, and I didn't care if I said it." We were looking for wine to quench our thirst, but they were suspicious, and they sold us a barrel to eat. ”
Zhang Shikang's head said like a wave drum: "Don't sell!" Don't sell! ”
Magic Red said: "Are you really? Leave it to be a business or not? Pick and choose to get sick?! “
"Yes, we don't have to say anything about you. You're selling, isn't it the same here? ”
Magel flashed her muscles and said, "Selling wine?" Are you deliberately inflating the price?! "Wow, what a strong arm.
Zhang Shikang pretended to be envious and said, "Sell a bucket with you." 50 credits? Bring. "Reach out and ask for money.
Mager pulled out her little toad purse and asked:
"So expensive?"
Zhang Shikang said impatiently: "Don't buy it if you don't have money." ”
Mager said, "Look at you, you are serious! I just said, "What's the matter?"
"Divide it among yourselves."
"We have our own coconut scoop here." I saw two minotaurs go to the front of the car and take out two coconut scoops, one of them took out a large handful of fruit, and five of them stood by the barrel, opened the lid of the barrel, and scooped the wine instead of eating, and passed the fruit through their mouths. In a moment, all the barrels of wine were eaten.
The five minotaurs smacked their lips and said faintly, "Tsk, young man, you have a good wine?" “
Zhang Shikang said nonsense: "That's, that's, this is ancestral, Moutai." Got it? ”
Magic Sea said: "Five silver coins, let's drink one more scoop." ”
Zhang Shikang waved his hand and said: "Go, go, while staying, you scoop a scoop, who will I sell it to?" ”
When Mager was talking to Zhang Shikang, Magic Red took advantage of his inattention to open the lid of the barrel, scooped a scoop and drank it. When Zhang Shikang went to take it, the magic red had already opened the beast and fled into the thorn forest quickly.
I saw that the magic sea was holding another scoop, so he came to the barrel and scooped a scoop of wine. Zhang Shikang saw it, snatched the scoop and poured it into the bucket, then covered the lid of the bucket, threw the scoop to the ground, and said: "I originally knew that the minotaurs were sincere, but I didn't expect to meet you people!" ”
When the orc recruits saw this, their hearts itched, and they all wanted to eat, and one of the orc recruits looked at the overseer and said, "Grandpa tell us, those minotaurs bought him a bucket to drink, and we also bought him this bucket to drink, and it would be good to moisten my throat." In fact, I was thirsty and helpless. There is no water to drink in the barren land here? Grandpa convenient. ”
When the shaman overseer saw what the orc recruits said, he had to swallow it a few times in his heart, and he came to say to the boiled egg: "Those minotaurs have bought him a barrel of wine to drink, and only this barrel is the only one, let our people also buy a barrel to drink, to escape the heat, it is difficult to find water in the barren land." ”
The boiled egg pondered: "I looked at this guy from a distance and bought his wine to eat, and I saw half a scoop in the bucket, I thought it was good." Beat them for a long time, let them drink a little. Then he said, "Since the prison army has said it, I will teach this guy to buy and eat, and then get up." ”
When the orc recruits heard this, they scraped together fifty silver coins to buy wine and food.
Seeing this, Zhang Shikang shook his hand and said, "It's not for sale!" Not for sale! There is poison in this wine! ”
The orc recruits laughed and said, "Little brother, be serious! Let's just talk nonsense! ”
Zhang Shikang looked at the orc recruits and said, "It's not for sale!" No more dwellings! ”
The minotaur persuaded: "You humans, you don't know how to lift, they are orcs, this is already polite." If you don't sell to them, be careful of swarming up and beating you to death. When the time comes, where will you go to reason? Anyway, just a bucket and sell it to them! ”
Zhang Shikang nodded and said, "That's what I said, okay, I'll sell it to you." "Bring that barrel of wine to the orc recruits.
The orc recruit opened the lid of the bucket, scooped it up and took care to borrow it from the minotaur for a while.
Magic Sea said: "I'll send you these fruits to drink with you." ”
The orc recruits thanked him, "What the truth? ”
Magic Sea shook his hand and said: "Hugh wants to thank you, we are all tribes, we are all a family that loves each other." ”
The orc recruits thanked them, and first took two scoops, and told the overseers to drink one scoop, and the braised eggs to drink one scoop, and the braised eggs were willing to drink. The overseers drank a scoop first, and the two captains each drank a scoop. As soon as the orc recruits were fired, the barrel of wine bottomed out.
Seeing that everyone had nothing to do with the boiled eggs, they didn't want to drink them, but the weather was very hot, and the other was thirsty, so they only drank half of them and ate a few fruits.
Zhang Shikang came over and said: "This barrel of wine was spared by the Minotaur, and if you don't have some wine, I will ask you for 5 silver coins less." ”
Zhang Shikang saw that the orcs had drunk, and a wicked smile appeared on his face.