My name is Zhang Shikang, from the earth in 2015, my time, my company, my family, Hearthstone inadvertently took me into this world, patches of rain and fog, towering trees towering without end, green leaf-like novelty rising......

I jumped into the sea and escaped the orcs. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info rescued by Blackwater pirates. Slowly adapting to life on a ship, he lived a carefree pirate life. Because it is too boring, it replicates the quintessence of earth entertainment - mahjong.

Perhaps this act angered the gods, who sent down a storm to torment us. Soon the boat fell apart, and Professor Fitzthorpe and I fled to an island with no beach.

Professor Fitzthorpe is a dwarf, and I named him Fey.

"Come, Xiaofei, say hello to everyone"

"Uh, this, that, ahem... Hello everyone, my name is Xiaofei. ”

The island was strange, there was no sand or dirt, but it was overgrown with green vines, green trees, and a pool of water in the middle. I drank the water, and Professor Fitzthorpe told me that it was best not to eat anything in an unfamiliar environment. However, I feel that I am from the mainland, I dare to eat anything, I can try anything, and I am not afraid of all this.

At night, I had a dream about my family, but it seemed that all this was not normal, and even my dead father came out to make soy sauce, which really made me angry. For nothing else, this is disrespectful to the dead. Yes, all this is the result of me drinking the water from that pool. It can hallucinate and lure you into the waterhole.

Luckily, Lady Luck was on my side and woke me up in time. However, the moment I opened my eyes, I wanted to go back to my dream. Everything has changed in front of me, the day is like heaven, and the night has become hell.

The trees on the island are no longer emerald green, but Halloween-like ghosts, and the rattans are flying in the air everywhere, catching a lot of creatures and sending them to a waterhole.

"Huh?!"

"Help, help"

"Zhang, help me."

I heard Professor Fitzthorpe calling out to me. I looked up and saw that Professor Fitzthorpe was tied up like a dumpling and about to be sent to the waterhole, when I pulled a skinning knife from the spatial ring and climbed up for the sake of my followers.

"Wait, Xiaofei, your boss is here to save you."

The peeling knife is very sharp, and if you cut it, the rattan does not flow water, but blood, what about it? The tree bleeds, this ...... This is not a plant, but an animal? But, forget it, it doesn't matter, it's a living thing anyway, and he has wisdom.

Yes, he has wisdom. During the day, this little monster island, he dresses up as beautiful as heaven, lures those living creatures to come to the island, and then you will see a clear waterhole. This waterhole secretes a delicious and sweet water during the day, and if you drink it, you will be obsessed with it and stay here. At night, the water in the waterhole is not delicious and sweet, but digests everything like stomach acid.

When you drink water during the day, you will hallucinate, and at night you will be lured into this waterhole and become a part of it.

Professor Fitzthorpe shouted anxiously, "Hurry up?!" ”

"I'm doing it, I'm doing it." I shouted and comforted, "Look, I've cut one." "Soon I was able to free Professor Fitzthorpe.

"What the hell is this TMD?"

"I don't know, I'm engineering, not biology."

"But, you're a professor."

"I've told you, we don't want to go to the island, you're going to go to the island."

"But I just saved you."

We watched as the fish, birds, and other creatures were caught by the rattans and sent into the waterhole, becoming part of the waterhole.

Professor Fitzthorpe pointed to the waterhole and said, "This is a monster? That waterhole is its mouth. ”

"OH, SHIT, COULD IT BE THAT THE WATER I DRANK DURING THE DAY WAS HIS SALIVA? Oh" I feel like I want to vomit, this damn Xiaofei, I must train him well in the future.

I didn't know how to deal with this monster at all, and asked, "What are we going to do now?" ”

"It's better not to move." Professor Fitzthorpe stood there quietly: "Hold your breath. ”

I immediately held my breath as a rattan passed me, flexible as a snake and soft as an octopus. But it didn't touch us at all, as if it were blind. Uh, forgot it doesn't have eyes at all.

The squeaky rattan sped away from us and headed towards the seagull. I was immediately relieved that I had scared my baby to death.

"What now?"

"Wait."

Yes, what a funny solution, but it is indeed a solution, because as soon as the sky is bright, this monster island will be calm again.

"Ahh

This reminds me of an advertisement many years ago, how can you catch a cold at a critical moment? Yes, I have a cold? After soaking in the sea water for so many days, the body has long been deprived, and the virus has taken advantage of the weakness. Think of our body, eggs in Sudan red,

Gutter oil fritters, Sudan red duck eggs, melamine milk powder, Kumho tires, gum-injected beef, gypsum tofu, urea bean sprouts, paraffin aged rice, flavored tea, contraceptive fish, clenbuterol pork...... None of this killed us, but a little cold broke me.

"Ahh

"Shut up?! Idiot. ”

"You actually scolded me, stupid, you don't know, ahhhh "I have a cold."

The sudden cold made those flexible rattans rush back with the sound, and rolled Xiaofei up again.

Xiaofei struggled: "Bastard, I didn't make a sound." It's him, why don't you catch him, why catch me. ”

"I don't know." Zhang Shikang looked innocent, showing the fatigue of a cold, and said: "Maybe I drank its saliva during the day, so the rattan won't attack me, you didn't drink it, so I arrested you." ”

Xiaofei struggled: "Fart, this is a fallacy, a fallacy." ”

"Ahh

"Cold?" Xiaofei deserved to be a professor, and he immediately thought: "Yes, it must be a cold?" This monster is afraid that your cold will infect him, so he doesn't need to catch you. ”

"Cold? Will it be like this? ”

"It has to be like this. Yes!!! Xiaofei shouted: "Come and save me, come and save me~~~"

In order to build the Goblin Ripper, and to go home, I had to save the poor dwarf once again. I really want to have an axe or a saw, this peeling knife is too laborious. Those rattans didn't dare to come near me, I was so anxious, I felt that I was invincible.

"Ahh

A sneeze hit, and the snot fell so far that I thought I had broken the world Durex record. Oh God, this cold is coming so fiercely.

After I rescued Xiaofei, I said something that shocked my eyes, and Xiaofei told me: "Hurry up, pass the cold to me." ”

“WHAT?”

Unexpectedly, I still succeeded in infecting Xiaofei with the cold. Two patients sneeze together and touch their noses on the trunk of a tree, although uncivilized, but in this world without tissue paper, it is better than all this.

"Ahh

Although we all survived, the cold almost killed both of us. In the end, I thought of a way to overcome this cold, and that was the ancient treatment of the Celestial Empire - gua sha

Xiaofei still asked with disbelief on her face, "Does this really work?" ”

"Remove the word '? Zhang Shikang replied seriously: "This method has been passed down for thousands of years. A lot of people are cured this way. ”

"It's not scientific."

"the science. I'm telling you, it's Chinese medicine, understand? This method allows your own immune system to turn on and allows you to heal itself quickly. ”

Sure enough, if you want your friendship to last long, don't talk about Chinese medicine.