Chang'e shrugged her brows, her eyes shot a terrifying cold light, and she said coldly: "Okay, Xiaoyu, you are getting bolder and bolder, and you don't even care about me, the master!"

The fairy in white who followed behind Chang'e was Xiao Yu's sister Da Yu. She observed her words and knew that her master had become angry, and said urgently: "Xiaoyu, what's wrong with you? If the master asks you something, you can be honest, don't make the master angry." ”

Xiao Yu hung her head and was silent for a long time, then suddenly raised again, gritted her teeth, shook her head and said, "No...... Don't say it...... I can't say ......" She was determined, although she knew that this confrontation would probably bring disaster to herself, but she couldn't care about it.

Da Yu was about to open his mouth to persuade him, but was stopped by Chang'e waving his hand. Chang'e said hatefully: "Let's leave your business later!" Walking up to Wei Changtian, who was standing in his own clothes, she asked: "Whose family are you the boy in the Immortal Chief's Mansion?

Wei Changtian was "a thief with a weak heart" before, and he knew that he was at a loss, so although he saw Xiaoyu being reprimanded by her master Chang'e, he didn't dare to speak out to help, but at this moment, he heard Chang'e actually speak aggressively at him, raising his eyebrows, looking domineering, and couldn't help but get angry, and said loudly: "Fuck, I didn't expect you to be beautiful, but you speak so ugly! What is shameless? What is a private meeting between men and fairies? What do you use to scare me with heavy penalties or not." Tell you, this little fairy is not scared!"

He said these words quickly, like a series of cannons, and the Chang'e who actually said it was dumbfounded, and said with a gloomy face: "You...... Be bold and presumptuous! Wait for me to tell the Jade Emperor tomorrow and ...... you ...... you"

Wei Changtian hurriedly said: "What, this Xiaoxian does things alone, but it has nothing to do with Sister Xiaoyu, don't get involved with her!" Seeing that Xiaoyu opened her mouth to speak, knowing that she was going to take this matter over, he smiled at her, and then said: "You don't know, in fact, I have long liked Sister Xiaoyu, and I sneaked in to see her today while you were away." I said Sister Chang'e, you are the owner of Xiaoyu, seeing that I am as good as her, and I like her so much, it is better to give her to me quickly. ”

Chang'e didn't expect him to say this, gritted his silver teeth, and said angrily: "It's okay to give it to you, but you have to tell who your master is, so that I can know in my heart." ”

Xiaoyu knew that as long as Wei Changtian said where he lived, Chang'e would definitely come to the door to find trouble, and exclaimed: "Don't!" As soon as the words came out, he suddenly saw the master Chang'e's cold sword-like gaze shooting straight over, and he was agitated, bowing his head and saying nothing.

Wei Changtian said with a smile: "Just say it, I'm not afraid that you will ask for guilt." I live in the 'Little Immortal Mansion', and you can go there to find me if you have something to do in the future. ”

Chang'e muttered: "Little Immortal Mansion, Little Immortal Mansion?" frowned and thought for a long time, but didn't remember that there was such a place as "Little Immortal Mansion" in the Heavenly Realm, and said sharply: "How can there be any Little Immortal Mansion, you lied to me!"

Wei Changtian shook his head and said: "You, you, you, you have been in the sky for so long, and you haven't even heard of the famous 'Little Immortal Mansion', it's really lonely ......and unheard of."

When Chang'e saw what he said, she believed it a little, and thought in her heart: "I have always lived in a simple place, and even if there is a new immortal mansion in the heavenly realm, I have no way of knowing, so I have to go to the Jade Emperor tomorrow and ask for clarification." He asked, "Who is the master of your 'Little Immortal Mansion'?" is it a person who has just cultivated to become an immortal and ascended to the heavenly realm?"

Wei Changtian nodded and said: "That's right, I have just cultivated to the Immortal Heaven, and the owner of the 'Little Immortal Mansion' is my Wei Changtian!"

Da Yu's heart moved, and he whispered in his ear: "Master, do you remember that when we were at the Queen Mother's place, we heard many immortals talking about one thing......

Chang'e was stunned and said blankly: "What?"

Da Yu said: "It's that there is a new little immortal in Heavenly Court recently, who is very popular with the Jade Emperor, and has been given the title of 'Bliss Immortal', and has also rewarded him with the previous 'Bliss Immortal'...... Has the master forgotten?"

Chang'e thought for a while, and suddenly said, "Oh, I remember, the Queen Mother also told me during the banquet." "Looking at Wei Changtian again, it is really difficult to connect him with the "Bliss Fairy" he has heard.

Wei Changtian took a closer look at Chang'e, and saw that her eyebrows were like paintings, her figure was beautiful, and she was also a rare beauty, but the smell of fat powder was a little heavy, but it was somewhat similar to the girls in the brothel of Yingzhou Chengqinglou, and thought: "I didn't expect that the old man of the Jade Emperor actually liked such goods." Well, in the future, I'll go to the Nether Realm to get a few masters of this to give him, and it's strange if I don't let him die of pleasure. Hehe......" took off the clothes on his shoulders and put them in his hands, put on a posture that he thought was chic, and said, "By the way, I am the 'Bliss Fairy'." Sister Chang'e, my brother has heard your name for a long time, and I just hate not having the opportunity to see you...... When I saw it today, it really lived up to its name, it was simply beautiful, it was very good-looking......"

All women love to praise, and fairies are no exception. Although Chang'e's face was as cold as ice and her heart was as hard as iron, when she heard Wei Changtian say this, her attitude was extremely sincere, and she couldn't help but curl the corners of her mouth and asked, "Have you heard of me?"

Her tone was slightly soft, how could Wei Changtian not hear it, and immediately nodded and said: "Before I came to the sky, I heard Brother Pig mention your ......" I'm afraid she doesn't know who "Brother Pig" is, and then said: "Brother Pig is the original Marshal of Tianpeng in your Heavenly Court, and now what kind of Pure Altar Messenger is." I have a good relationship with him. ”

When Chang'e heard the words "Marshal Tianpeng", she couldn't help but be moved, and blurted out: "Marshal Tianpeng......? He's your big brother?"

Wei Changtian let out an "um" and deliberately asked, "Do you also recognize my big brother pig?"

Chang'e's eyes were blurred, as if she had wandered outside the body, and muttered, "He...... I...... I ......" The expression on his face changed several times, and he was silent for a long time.

Da Yu interjected: "Nonsense! Marshal Peng and my master used to be immortals in the same heavenly court that day, how can you not recognize it?" Seeing that the master had no intention of stopping himself from speaking, his heart widened, and he coughed lightly, first blinked quickly at Wei Changtian a few times, and then pouted at the door of the wing.

It turned out that she was attentively observing her sister Xiaoyu's expression on the side, and saw that although she was in front of her master Chang'e, she was not as submissive and serious as she was on weekdays, and even looked at Wei Changtian from time to time. As an older sister, she loves the house and Wuxia, and she can't bear to see Wei Changtian being implicated, so she shows her eyes and asks him to leave quickly.

Wei Changtian also saw Chang'e's strange expression, and was wondering, when he suddenly saw Da Yu winking at him, and he didn't think about it for a while, and said secretly: "Little girl, you have a pair of eyes that blink and blink, is it possible that you also fall in love with me like your sister?" No problem, anyway, there are a lot of wives in this Xiaoxian, and there are not many of you two sisters." At that moment, he smiled and blinked a few times, which was regarded as a salute.

Seeing that he didn't leave, Da Yu was so angry that he gritted his silver teeth and said secretly: "What a fool!" After thinking about it, he pointed to the door and said in a virtual voice: "Go!

She only thought that her master was distracted, and her voice was extremely small, so she would definitely not be heard, so Chang'e sighed suddenly, and said in a deep voice: "Da Yu, you are not honest, what are you doing with him?"

Da Yu panicked, knelt on the ground with a "flutter", pulled Chang'e's sleeve and begged in a wailing voice: "Master forgive your sins......! The servant begged her master to spare Xiaoyu, and I was willing to accept all the punishment on her behalf. ”

Chang'e said lightly: "You will be punished on her behalf? If I act according to the rules of heaven and punish her for the crime of thunder and thunder, you are also willing to accept it on her behalf?"

As soon as she said this, Da Yu and Xiao Yu's bodies trembled in unison, and their pink faces became pale and colorless, with a sad expression.

Wei Changtian smiled and asked: "I only know that there is a 'Heavenly Thunder Split', but I have never heard of a 'Divine Thunder Strike', what kind of crime is that?"

Chang'e snorted and said: "The divine thunder is on the top, and the form and spirit are gone." Do you think it's heavy?"

Wei Changtian touched the back of his head, thought about it sideways, suddenly gasped, and said, "The form and spirit are gone...... The body and mind are gone...... Is it death...... Capital offense?"

Chang'e said: "What is a capital crime? This is a few points more serious than a capital crime." Those who have suffered the punishment of 'Divine Thunder Thunder' have no form and no gods, and they have no chance to be reincarnated. ”

Wei Changtian said: "Fuck, this punishment is powerful enough, enough to damage the yin!

Xiao Yu said in a trembling voice: "I'm just afraid of even the ashes...... Even the ashes can't be found...... "She once heard her sister Da Yu say that a few years ago, there were two lowly male and female immortals because of mutual emotions, secretly tryst, and later spread out, the Jade Emperor was furious, and ordered the female fairy to be beaten into the nether realm, degraded to mortals, and the male fairy swore no remorse, but was actually punished with "divine thunder bombardment", a lightning strike, ashes disappeared, so not tragic and miserable. She thought to herself that now that she had committed the same crime, if the master went to inform the Jade Emperor, then the consequences would be unimaginable.

Wei Changtian thought in his heart: "Fuck, anyway, Brother Pig said that I have learned seventy-two changes and have seventy-two lives, as long as your 'Divine Thunder Thunder' doesn't hit seventy-two times in a row, I won't be afraid......!" Grandma's, even if something happens, don't be afraid, my master will defeat the Buddha and have great magical powers, and he will definitely be able to bring the dead back to life and revive me. Alas, I don't care about anything, anyway, my fucking life has always been very big, and I can't die no matter how much I toss. He clenched his fists and comforted himself, and said with a smile: "Xiaoyu, don't be afraid, no matter what kind of 'divine thunder thunder' or 'fairy thunder broken foot', no matter what the big crime, I will bear it for you, and I will die if you want to die." After speaking, he strode in front of Xiao Yu, facing the master and maid of Chang'e, looking like a flower messenger.

Chang'e's face was blank, and she said coldly: "I can't see it, you are still a little immortal who knows how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade." ”

Wei Changtian held his head high and said loudly: "I don't know how to pity incense and cherish jade, and I will be a male god in vain in this life." Since I've already had an affair with Sister Xiaoyu...... If there's that kind of thing, she'll be my wife. He simply turned around and hugged Xiaoyu in his arms, kissed her the cheek, and said, "Since it is my Wei Changtian's wife, then no one wants to hurt her again." Hehe, I'm a dignified man...... Male god and fairy husband, one person does things and one person is in charge, if you want to bombard, just bomb me.

Xiaoyu knew that it would be difficult to escape the responsibility this time, so she also let him hold him, leaned his head on his shoulder, and tears poured down his cheeks like beads with broken threads.

Wei Changtian felt that the clothes on his chest were slightly wet, looked down, and saw that Xiaoyu was speechless and crying, "Huh", and said, "My Xiaoyu good wife, why are you crying?" and then thought: "Oh, I understand, it must be that when Xiao Nizi heard the call of my 'wife' and 'wife', she was so excited that she couldn't help crying." Fuck, I'm most afraid of women crying, and when they cry, they get a headache. ”

Raised his hand and gently patted Xiaoyu's slightly shimmering shoulder, wiped her tears, and comforted her softly: "Come, good wife, don't cry, I'm going to feel distressed if I cry again." Why, I used to hear my wife say that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she can't cry, why? Because the skin on her face is just as white and beautiful, but after crying, when the skin under her eyes is soaked in tears, it is easy to wrinkle, and after a long time it will be as rough and ugly as dead tree bark......

These words really worked, Xiaoyu gradually stopped crying, and said in a low voice: "I...... I'm already ugly......"

Wei Changtian said: "You are ugly? If you are ugly, who in the world dares to claim to be good-looking? Hehe, you must know that if a woman becomes ugly, she will not be likable?"

Xiaoyu said quietly: "Then if I was an ugly monster, wouldn't you like me?"

Wei Changtian said: "Yes." The ugly monster has no appetite when he looks at it, let alone use it as a wife, so you still don't cry. ”

Xiao Yu sighed softly, with a slightly disappointed look on her face, but she didn't dare to cry anymore.

The tip of Wei Changtian's nose was gently leaning against her hair, smelling the faint fragrance, only to feel that the jade in his arms was as soft as cotton, and he couldn't help but shake his heart, and he was reluctant to let go anymore.

The two of them are playful and disrespectful, and the other is infatuated and dead-willed, whispering and hugging each other at the moment, like intimate lovers, and they turn a blind eye to Chang'e's master and servant.

Da Yu thought that her master would be furious, but she just looked at Wei Changtian and Xiao Yu quietly, and gradually looked like a fool, and she didn't know what she was thinking in her heart.

The four of them thought about it, and the tense atmosphere in the wing room was no longer the tense atmosphere before, it became unusually quiet, and the needles could be heard.

I don't know how long it took, but Chang'e sighed to herself first, breaking the silence in the room. She looked at Wei Changtian and Xiaoyu, her eyes were calm and soft, and she said slowly: "Let's go...... You...... Let's go......"

When she said this, Wei Changtian took it for granted, so he didn't react, but Da Yu and Xiao Yu were very surprised, thinking: "The master has always been cold and ruthless, why is he so kind today?"

Xiao Yu still didn't believe it, and asked cautiously, "Master, are you...... You let me go?" Seeing Chang'e nodding slowly, knowing that she had always kept her promises and that there was no reason to regret what she had said, her face was happy, and her heart was so excited that she wanted to fly out of her body.

She left Wei Changtian's arms, straightened her clothes casually, walked to Chang'e, bent her knees, knelt down and kowtowed a few times.

Chang'e didn't stop her, and when she finished her ceremony, she asked, "Xiaoyu, do you remember how many years you've been with me?"

Xiao Yu didn't know why she asked this, and she was silent for a moment in her heart, and said, "About five hundred...... It's been more than 500 years. ”

Chang'e nodded and sighed, "Yes, it's been five hundred and sixty-seven years. For more than 500 years, although we have been in a master-slave relationship, I really regard you two as my sisters in my heart, and although I sometimes punish you, it is all for your good. Back then, Da Yu went to the mortal world in private and wanted to marry Tang Sanzang, which was a great disapproval of the heavenly realm, otherwise I couldn't bear to punish her heavily......"

When Da Yu heard her bring up the sad old things, her eyes couldn't help but be sour, she lowered her head, and cried: "Da Yu committed a serious crime, if it weren't for the master's forgiveness, he would have been relegated to the mortal world to suffer a long time ago." The master punished right, Da Yu has no complaints in his heart!"

Chang'e glanced at her, nodded, seemed quite satisfied, and sighed, "It's good that you can think so." Alas, now Xiaoyu has repeated your mistakes back then, if it weren't for Marshal Tianpeng's sake, how could I be willing to violate the rules of heaven and not punish her?"

Wei Changtian said: "Haha, I didn't expect that Brother Pig's face is very big!" moved in his heart, and secretly thought: "Yes, I guess when my Brother Pig was Marshal Tianpeng, he was a graceful, handsome and dashing male fairy, and this Chang'e had a hand with him." ”

He guessed so wildly, but he didn't know how much he was right. Marshal Tianpeng, the predecessor of Zhu Bajie, admired Chang'e's beauty and versatility, and every time they met, they would say some secret words to tease and tease, Chang'e was not unintentional to him, but he was hindered by the rules of heaven, and he was the concubine of the Jade Emperor, so he was hidden and not revealed, and he was often depressed in his heart. After a peach banquet, Marshal Tianpeng thought of Chang'e, and actually broke into the Guanghan Palace with a drunken spirit to find her and express his love to her. Chang'e was reserved and polite, and refused to agree casually. It was also Marshal Tianpeng who was in a hurry, and after saying a few words, seeing Chang'e as delicate as a flower, he was fascinated and confused for a while, and he wanted to forcibly achieve good things with him. Chang'e repeatedly persuaded to no avail, and rushed to the Jade Emperor in shame and anger to tell the matter, and then there was Marshal Tianpeng who was beaten down in the mortal world and mistakenly cast a pig's fetus, and under the guidance of Guanyin Master, he would protect Tang Seng with Sun Wukong and Sha Seng to go to the West Heaven to obtain the true scriptures and be sealed as the messenger of the altar. After this incident, Chang'e found out about Marshal Tianpeng's situation, and often regretted it, and always felt guilty about him. As soon as Fang Cai heard that Wei Changtian was actually his sworn brother, he deliberately let it go, so as to offset the mistakes of the past years and seek peace of mind.

Xiao Yu heard that Chang'e was willing to let Wei Changtian take him out of Guanghan Palace, and she was inexplicably grateful in her heart, and said: "The master is so kind and virtuous, Xiao Yu will never forget." ”

Chang'e turned her back, waved her hand and said, "Say no more, let's go!"

Xiao Yu let out a low "um" and slowly got up.

When Wei Changtian got Xiaoyu, he was also happy in his heart, and said happily: "Okay, I don't have anything to say, in short, thank you, Sister Chang'e." In the future, the eldest sister will have a place for my Wei Changtian, even if she says it, my Wei Changtian will stick a knife in the ribs for my friend, and I will never frown at all. Even if there is something I can't do, I can also ask my master Sun Wukong to come forward to help you, he has great powers and can do anything, and I believe that big things can be easily resolved. ”

Chang'e was taken aback at first, and then said, "Ah, Sun Wukong is your master? A faint smile suddenly appeared on his face, and he continued: "Your master is an open-minded and upright immortal, I have always admired him very much, and even the Jade Emperor respects him. Alas, if I had known that he was your master, I would not have embarrassed you at all. ”

Wei Changtian grinned and said, "As soon as I hit you in, I was scared and didn't dare to let go of one fart, how can I say anything else! Besides, if my master is a person who has a grudge against you, I will report his name, won't it make you hate him even more? It will be miserable!"

Chang'e shook her head and smiled, and said, "What a cunning little fairy." Well, let me ask you, where are you going to take Xiaoyu?"

Wei Changtian said: "First go back to my master's 'Fighting God Mansion' to live, and when my own 'Little Immortal Mansion' is renovated, I will move over immediately." Hey, when I stay in the 'Little Fairy Mansion', Sister Chang'e won't forget to visit. ”

Chang'e shook her head and said, "Forget it, I don't like to walk around the most." ”

Wei Changtian said: "Don't lie to me, didn't you just come back from the Queen Mother? Could it be that the Queen Mother invited you, and I don't have that face when I am a fairy? By the way, when the time comes, I will let the master personally invite you, haha, don't look at the face of the monk and see the face of the Buddha, and you will not go when you see it." There was a bit of a scoundrel in the words.

Chang'e felt helpless, and said with a wry smile: "I'll just go, Hugh will trouble your master to come forward! Wei Xiaoxian, you guys just go, I want to be quiet for a while, and let Dayu send you out of the palace." Then he turned and walked away.

Da Yu watched her master Chang'e go away, breathed a sigh of relief, stepped forward to hold her sister Xiaoyu's hand, and couldn't help but say happily: "Good sister, this time you have survived to the end." Looking sideways at Wei Changtian, his eyes rolled around his face a few times, and he said, "Sister, the more I look at him, the more he looks like a dishonest little fairy." After you follow him, you have to keep an eye on him, and you can't let him mess with flowers and grass everywhere. ”

Xiaoyu was silent, and only thought in her heart: "I don't care about the rest, I just want him to be good to me." ”

Wei Changtian glanced at Da Yu, and said in his heart: "Fuck, your sister's heart is too small, it's just salty and eating radishes and worrying about it! Which girl doesn't have a spring, which man doesn't care? Hehe, dip flowers and grass...... I don't know how much I've messed with. ”

The three of them walked out side by side. That Dayu has been with her sister for many years, and at this time she will be leaving, so she is naturally reluctant, holding her hand and whispering along the way, and constantly telling her, until she is sent outside the gate of Guanghan Palace, and then she waves goodbye.