Chapter 280: Exaggeration

Yuan Dongshuai and Xiao Zhiyong sat in the special car of Karamay City TV Station. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Xiao Zhiyong said: "Crazy, in half a month, the city youth team will be training, are you ready?" ”

"I practice every day, so I don't have to prepare." Yuan Dongshuai replied.

"Cut, count me in vain." Xiao Zhiyong rolled his eyes and said.

"Cut, you still ask?" Yuan Dongshuai snorted.

"Concerned about you, won't you let me?" Xiao Zhiyong said.

"Are you concerned about me? Why didn't I see it? Yuan Dongshuai was puzzled.

"You tell me, what should I do to care about you?" Xiao Zhiyong asked.

"Uh... Caring is not just talking, after completing the interview, you can invite me to dinner! Yuan Dongshuai laughed.

"You, you glutton!" Xiao Zhiyong rolled his eyes again。。。。。。

。。。。。。 Karamay City TV Station, located on the bank of the Karamay River, Yuan Dongshuai and Xiao Zhiyong walked into the ten-story building.

Under the guidance of the staff, the two came to the studio.

In the studio, the host greeted the two warmly and asked them to go to the dressing room to make the necessary makeup preparations.

After putting on makeup, the two of them returned to the studio with unnatural expressions and sat down on the sofa in the studio.

In order to eliminate the tension between the two, Luo Xin, the beautiful host of football life, began to introduce the layout of the studio to the two: "In this episode of our program, we want the fans in Karamay City to know more about your two football stars!" So, in the studio, there are posters of the city's youth team, photos of the two players when they played, there are two jerseys, and there are videos of the two practicing football! ”

"Want to get to know me? It's easy! Go live to watch the game! Yuan Dongshuai laughed.

The beautiful host Luo Xin covered her mouth and smiled: "Hehe, the madman God of War is very direct!" Are you two ready? If you're ready, we're ready to start interviewing now! ”

"Ready!" Yuan Dongshuai said with a big grin.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to the bathroom!" Xiao Zhiyong was anxious to urinate because of nervousness, and said loudly.

"Xiaomei, show Xiao Zhiyong the way!" Luo Xin made arrangements for Xiao Zhiyong.

When Xiaomei took Xiao Zhiyong to the bathroom, Luo Xin began to chat with Yuan Dongshuai: "Crazy God of War, when did you start playing football?" ”

"I'm not very clear about this question!" Yuan Dongshuai grinned.

"How can it not be clear?" Luo Xin leaned forward, so that his full chest could be seen by Yuan Dongshuai.

It's a pity that Luo Xin's chest was not seen by Yuan Dongshuai, Yuan Dongshuai's attention was attracted by the football on the table in front of him, he stared at the football and said: "My dad is a football coach, and when I started to learn to walk, I started to play football!" I really don't know, when the hell did I learn to walk? ”

"Hehehe! Maniac God of War, you really have a good sense of humor! Luo Xin laughed wildly, as if she had heard the funniest joke, as for whether Yuan Dongshuai's words were humorous, it was not her concern!

"Sorry for delaying your time!" At this time, Xiao Zhiyong finished solving the physiological problem, and returned to the sofa with apologies and sat down.

"It's okay, we'll take this into account!" Luo Xin said with a smile.

At this moment, Xiao Zhiyong's nervousness has decreased a lot, pointing to the scarf around Luo Xin's neck and saying: "This scarf is the latest model of the city football team in 2097. ”

That's a good slogan! Now the fans of Karamay City know this slogan! Luo Xin smiled.

"It's not just a slogan! That's what we're about to achieve! Yuan Dongshuai said loudly at the top of his voice.

"I'm sure you'll be able to achieve it! Okay, let's get started! Luo Xin ended the topic and got to the point!

β€œγ€‚γ€‚γ€‚ 3、2、1,action!。。。 ”

Luo Xin said the opening words: "Hello everyone! Football life is meeting you again, and today, we invited the crazy god of war and ** knife of the city youth team. Say hello to everyone! ”

"Hello everyone, host! I am the madman God of War Yuan Dongshuai, and I am very happy to be a guest on the football life column today! ”

"Hello audience friends, hello host! I'm **Dao Xiao Zhiyong. ”

Luo Xin nodded and said: "Today, it is the annual Spring Festival, we are all wearing red and festive clothes, here, I and the two stars of tomorrow, I want to pay tribute to the audience for an early year!" ”

Although there are still three days before the Spring Festival, Yuan Dongshuai and Xiao Zhiyong have already read the outline of the interview and know that this is a recorded program, so the two of them stood up very cooperatively, and together with Luo Xin, they waved at the camera, and said: "I wish the audience and friends in Karamay City a happy New Year!" ”

After the New Year, the three of them returned to their seats, and Luo Xin guided the topic: "Crazy God of War, ** knife, do you know why the football life column invites you?" ”

"Isn't it because the two of us are too handsome?" Yuan Dongshuai's arrogant and narcissistic nature is exposed.

"It's not!" Luo Xin shook his head with a smile.

"Crazy, don't talk nonsense, if you are more handsome than anyone, you will definitely be ranked last in the city youth team!" Xiao Zhiyong struck.

"According to you, I'm ugly?" Yuan Dongshuai pretended to be angry.

"That's not what I meant!" Xiao Zhiyong denied.

"If that's not what you mean, how much does it mean?" Yuan Dongshuai asked the bottom line.

"I understand what I mean, you can't understand it, it seems that you are stupid!" Xiao Zhiyong continued to strike.

Luo Xin smiled and did not interrupt the slightly out-of-the-ordinary conversation between the two.

Yuan Dongshuai saw that Luo Xin did not stop Xiao Zhiyong, and talked about eloquence, Yuan Dongshuai thought that he was stronger than Xiao Zhiyong: "Only stupid people will think that others are stupider than him!" ”

"Cut, you're stupid! Do you understand what I mean? Xiao Zhiyong turned the topic back again, not entangled with Yuan Dongshuai, because he knew that Yuan Dongshuai's ability to mess around was super strong!

"I don't need to understand what you mean!" Yuan Dongshuai said.

Yuan Dongshuai put on the appearance that Lao Tzu was unwilling to deal with you, which made Xiao Zhiyong completely lose his temper, Xiao Zhiyong secretly told himself that in terms of treachery, he was still a step behind!

Seeing that the interview was about to reach an impasse, Luo Xin interjected at the right time: "**Knife, haha, you have to make it clear, what do you mean?" ”

Someone took care of himself, and Xiao Zhiyong could finally continue his topic: "I understand what I mean!" A madman is not ugly, but extremely ugly, extremely ugly, which can be described as crooked melons and cracked dates! ”

"Hahaha! Crazy God of War, what do you have to say to the ** knife? To me, ** knife seems to be scolding you? "Luo Xin seems to be stirring up trouble.

"Nothing to say! Just want him to go back and look in the mirror. Yuan Dongshuai said viciously.

"Why?" Luo Xin said curiously.

"Because, he is Zhu Bajie, in short, he is not a person!" Yuan Dongshuai said with a wicked smile.

"Damn, you're not human!" Xiao Zhiyong couldn't sit still, and blurted out swear words.

"Kakaka!" The director immediately ended the recording of the show and said to Xiao Zhiyong: "Children, pay attention to your words!" ”

Xiao Zhiyong nodded gloomily and said, "I'm sorry, I'm too impulsive!" ”

Xiao Zhiyong apologized, and glanced at Yuan Dongshuai viciously, Yuan Dongshuai grinned, and turned his gaze to Luo Xin: "Football life column, why did you invite the two of us?" ”

"It's simple, because of two videos. These two videos have gone viral in the fan circle of Karamay City, and even in the whole of Xinjiang and China, they have a lot of influence! ”

After Luo Xin finished speaking, he looked at the screen behind him, and in the screen, an edited video was playing.

The screen was divided into two halves, half was Yuan Dongshuai, the other half was Xiao Zhiyong, and the two kicked out the football at the same time, causing the football to crash into the masonry wall fifteen meters away, and then, the football bounced high and bounced to the two of them, and the two of them kicked the football at the same time and kicked the football to the masonry wall!

This video is only one minute, but within this minute, Luo Xin's expression has changed again and again, and when the video is played, Luo Xin exclaimed loudly: "It's incredible!" How long did you practice to achieve this effect? ”

"A week!" Yuan Dongshuai and Xiao Zhiyong said at the same time.

"A week! It's incredible! You guys are really football geniuses! Luo Xin continued to say in an exaggerated tone! (To be continued.) )