Chapter Ninety-Six: Stealing the Body
This is the second time that Hippo Hanyu has walked on this path, the first time being the time when his father Hippo Takashi died. Because it's already night, Konoha is still on high alert, and there are basically no pedestrians on the road, and most of the people who are still wandering outside at this time are ninjas on a mission.
"Who?" As soon as Hippo Hanyu approached the shrine, he heard Uchiha Linfeng, who was in charge of guarding the body in the shrine, scold.
"It's me." Hippo Hanyu approached the light.
"Hanyu? Hello. "The Uchiha was really a bit of an accident, didn't he say he was seriously injured? Why do you look like a person who is okay now!
"Hmm!" Hippo Hanyu said gloomily: "I didn't expect that the Watergate would-, alas! I want to see him again. β
Uchiha Linfeng is also in a dull mood, the crying of this shrine has never stopped, staying here, the feeling in my heart is not good!
When passing through the hall where many coffins were parked outside, Hippo Hanyu noticed a strange emotion spreading here, and he couldn't tell clearly.
Under the guidance of Linfeng, Hippo Hanyu came to the compartment where the coffin of the Water Gate was parked, and just in time to see Uzumaki Kushina put something into the coffin of the Bo Feng Water Gate.
"Miss Kushina." Looking at her pale face, Hippo Hanyu took a deep breath and reproached: "It's so late, why are you still here." β
"You're alright, great." Even so, there was no half happy expression on her face, her face was blue, there was a kind of sickly paleness, and her spirit was also very atrophied, where was there still half of the true color of a fierce woman.
The Uchiha nodded to her as a greeting and exited.
"You go back and rest first! I'll keep watch over here. "Considering that Uzumaki Jiu Sinai was born not long ago, according to the traditional Chinese saying, he is still in confinement, and his body is already weak, so tossing will hurt the fundamentals, Hippo Hanyu advised.
"I want to be with him again." Uzumaki Kushina's eyes were already red, but he still didn't want to accept the advice of Hippo Hanyu.
Hippo Hanyu sighed, with the temperament of Uzumaki Jiu Sinai, it is estimated that everything he says is in vain. But Hippo Hanyu didn't dare to let her mess around like this! Otherwise, when the wave feng shui gate is restored, look for him to ask for a wife, where will he go to find him!
Hanyu the hippo pressed his hand on Uzumaki Kushina's shoulder, and before she could react, he applied the Ninjutsu of Sleeping on her. "O woman! No man is around to take care of himself so much. Thinking that the same was true for those in his family, Hippo Hanyu couldn't help but sigh.
After setting up the sleeping Uzumaki Kushina, Hippo Hanyu imposed a defensive barrier to isolate the entire compartment before coming to the coffin of Bo Feng Shuimen.
"Hmmm! A good coffin, just for you, is too wasteful. Hippo Hanyu said in a low voice, picked up the cold corpse of Bo Feng Shuimen, and examined it carefully.
"Hey! Master, you can also come and see if there is any damage to his body. Hippo Hanyu insisted on waking up the Taoist god of Zangming Temple and asked.
"Dead people! It's not all the same, what's so nice. The master didn't know if he was deliberately angry with Hippo Hanyu, yawned, and said lightly.
"Damn, if you do this again, be careful that I kick you out." Hippo Hanyu shrugged his nose and threatened.
"Boy, cross the river and tear down the bridge! Then you just kick me out and give it a try, and when the time comes, you really wait to collect the body for Bo Feng Shuimen! The old god of the Taoist god of Zangming Temple replied, and he didn't put his threat in his ears at all.
"What do you mean by that?" Hippo Hanyu couldn't help but understand, isn't he collecting corpses now?
"Stupid, this body just fell into a state of suspended animation, and there was no real death, real death is that even the cells of the body have stopped moving, but now although he has no consciousness and no breathing, the cells in the body are still active, if the body is exposed to the air in this way, without any protection, the cells will really die, at that time, this body will really become a worthless corpse." The Taoist gods of Zangming Temple tell the story.
"Then how should we take care of Bo Feng Shuimen's body?" Hippo Hanyu followed up and asked.
"Boy, you're a medical ninja, can you do nothing? Don't be too lazy, always thinking about asking my old man to give you ideas. I'm going to rest, don't look for me if you're fine, I'll look for you if there's something. β
The voice of the Taoist god of Zangming Temple disappeared from his mind, and no matter how much Hippo Hanyu shouted, he didn't come out.
Looking at the body of Bo Feng Shuimen, who was still smiling on his face, Hippo Hanyu pursed his lips, and without seeing him move, a scroll appeared in front of him, "Fortunately, I was prepared." I saw that he unlocked the seal of the scroll, and actually took out another body of Bo Feng Shui Men from it.
"Huh? It's still a little different, Watergate seems to have gained a little weight after getting married. After carefully comparing for a long time, Hippo Hanyu came to such a conclusion, but it was too late to make major revisions at this time.
Hippo Hanyu took out the props prepared in advance, and dressed up the fake Bo Feng Shui Gate he had transformed according to the appearance of the Bo Feng Shui Gate. At the same time, he used his medical ninjutsu to make slight modifications to some details, which can be regarded as a special use of plastic surgery now!
"I hope no one else can show up." Hippo Hanyu muttered, and then moved Bo Feng Shuimen's body out of the coffin, changed his new clothes into the body he took out later, and put it in the space scroll before putting the one he had forged into the coffin.
Looking at his movements, he looked like a professional who often did this work, and after a while, the scene was arranged exactly as before, and even the objects discharged by Uzumaki Kushina were also intact. After checking it repeatedly, Hippo Hanyu nodded with satisfaction.
Stealing corpses, especially those of people of the same level as Xiangbo Feng Shuimen, is an unforgivable sin in the ninja world, and he doesn't want to be careless and become a street rat that everyone shouts and beats.
Removing the enchantment and looking at the sleeping Uzumaki Kushina, Hippo Hanyu was always a little uneasy, although he didn't have much contact with her, but in his heart, he still admired her quite a lot. Hippo Hanyu helped up the whirlpool Jiu Sinai, and said secretly in his heart: "Shuimen, I sent your wife home, you shouldn't mind, right?" β
Fortunately, because of Uzumaki Kushina, Bo Feng Shuimen did not move into the Hokage's house after taking office, which saved Hippo Hanyu a lot of trouble, and after greeting him with the wind, he helped Uzumaki Kushina gallop all the way.
Before I arrived at Bo Fengshuimen's house, I heard the crying from inside very loud, thinking of the little guy I saw at the beginning, Hippo Hanyu smiled, but soon his face was like a frosted eggplant, very ugly.
"What are you two doing here?" The next moment, Hippo Hanyu appeared in front of the two shadows waiting near Bo Feng Shuimen's house.
"It's not your business." One of them said in a stiff tone.
"What?" A murderous aura poured out from Hippo Hanyu, and the air suddenly became cold.
Another dark man hurriedly pulled out his companion and said in a kind manner, "The three generations of adults are worried that someone will be bad for Naruto, so let the two of us secretly protect it." β
"You're Akano?" Although he hadn't seen him for two years, after all, he was once his subordinate, and Hippo Hanyu still remembered his voice.
"How do you know?" Obviously, Hippo Hanyu did not admit his mistake, which shocked Akano very much, he did not remember that he had contact with this Hippo Hanyu.
"Since it's the third generation that asked you to come, then forget it, but you remember to me, if anything happens to their mother and son, I'll only ask." Hippo Hanyu is in a bad mood, so he naturally won't be too polite to them.
"Are youβ" Akano didn't show up, and his address to Hippo Hanyu suddenly turned into an honorific.
"That's right." Hippo Hanyu nodded, not letting him continue, "You just know about this." Also, you tell the three generations of adults for me not to be too soft-hearted towards those who are ungrateful. β
Hippo Hanyu left the stunned Akano and left in an instant.
"Akano, why are you so polite to him, he's just a middle ninja." A shadow puzzled.
"Shut up, he is a disciple of Minister Zixiao, and he is definitely not an ordinary middle ninja." Akano is very clear about the discipline of the dark department, and the identity of Hippo Hanyu in the dark department must not be told to others casually, and he can only use this way to maintain Hippo Hanyu.
After getting Uzumaki Kushina to the bed, Hippo Hanyu looked at Naruto Hakaze, who was crying incessantly, and had a headache. Little Naruto was obviously hungry, but he couldn't wake up Uzumaki Kushina, and he couldn't find anything to eat after searching all over the house, and Hippo Hanyu even had some doubts about whether Uzumaki Kushina hadn't eaten for three days.
"Akano." Hanyu, the hippopotamus, who didn't seem to have been away for a long time, suddenly reappeared.
Ye habitually stood upright, waiting for the order of the hippo Hanyu.
"Go buy me some milk and come back." Hippo Hanyu didn't feel embarrassed at all when he said this.
"Hey, our duty is to keep Naruto Hakaze safe, how can we leave casually." Although Hippo Hanyu is a disciple of the former Minister of Darkness, this Shadow Department still can't stand the attitude of Hippo Hanyu.
"He's still safe, he's starving to death, and I haven't seen any of your actions, so you shouldn't expect to see him starve to death like this!" Hippo Hanyu scolded his head, because since the Nine-Tails incident, his mood has not been very good.
"Milk?" Akano ignored his companion, but was a little puzzled by Hippo Hanyu's request, stunned, and asked, "It's so late, where is there milk to buy?" β
"That's a problem, too!" Hippo Hanyu knocked his head and asked, "Kakashi, do you know each other?" β
"Acquaintance."
"Alright, you go to Kakashi and ask him to bring two bottles of milk from home to the house of the fourth generation." Hippo Hanyu thought that the child was still crying, and he didn't have time to talk nonsense here, so he explained the address of his home and ran away.
"Akano, isn't Kakashi Kashinobi? He will listen to the orders of a middle ninja. "That dark man may not be familiar with Hippo Hanyu, but he is still familiar with the proud protΓ©gΓ© of the fourth generation, the arrogant and withdrawn Kakashi, who is an impudent boy who is not very respectful to their predecessors.
"I really doubt that you are a ninja of Konoha, don't you know that he is Kakashi's older brother?" Akano looked at his companion like an idiot, thinking that with Hippo Hanyu here, no one could threaten Naruto's safety, even if he left, it didn't matter, "You stay here, I'll go find Kakashi." β
"He's Kakashi's older brother?" Seeing Akano leave like this, the dark man glanced at the stars in the sky and said, "I really didn't know there was such a character. (Hmph, you're just a trick who doesn't even have a name, how can you have the opportunity to come into contact with a cow like the protagonist, so it's doomed, there's no drama for you.) οΌ
The crying of the Bo Feng Shui Gate family finally stopped, because the hippo Hanyu appeared unintentionally, after he put his finger into the mouth of the little Naruto, the little guy immediately stopped crying, and sucked his finger hard, which was as novel as the new big 6 for him who had never taken care of the baby, and finally showed a rare innocent smile on his face.