"Brother Batian, how can you change the fourth aunt, the eldest aunt?"

At 6:50 p.m., Zhen Lang hadn't come back yet, and Er Fat was chatting with Batian in the team.

"Morning ...... Well, in the afternoon over there, the eldest sister drove the aunt's number to lead the team to open up the nightmare kraken, and I will replace her. The fourth aunt, whose voice was coquettish, opened her mouth too much, and said a little resentfully: "What, don't you welcome me?" ”

"How dare you, I'll just ask casually." The second fat was startled, and then the sycophants were like a tide: "Fourth aunt, you have good luck, you have a few pieces of Hardmode equipment, with such a powerful treatment from you, we can easily crush it tonight." ”

The fourth aunt said proudly: "Giggles, little fat, you really have a vision, I went to mix ten people twice in the afternoon, and I came out with a few of my things in a row, as well as two suits." Now I am the number one milk in our family, and the amount of treatment is higher than that of the third aunt. ”

Hearing that the fourth aunt was so easy to speak, she couldn't help but feel dynamic: "Fourth lady, your voice sounds so familiar." When I was in high school, I watched a hit palace fighting drama, and the voice of Concubine Xuan Niangniang in it is very similar to you. ”

"Really, I'll just say that I always feel that the fourth aunt's voice is too familiar." Su Jie also interjected, this female hooligan with ambiguous sexual orientation is more enthusiastic about molesting girls than animals. Moreover, she is not so enthusiastic about girls of the same age, and seems to be more interested in 'wives and mature' women.

It is said that Concubine Xuan Niangniang in the palace fight drama back then was a very brilliant young actress, and she vividly interpreted the coquettish fox who hooked the emperor with fascination. In that era, the majority of livestock were full of fantasies about Concubine Xuan, and they masturbated at Concubine Xuan's stills when they had nothing to do.

It can be said that Concubine Xuan back then, just like Shu Fuya of today's Normal University, ranked first in the masturbation points. It is rumored that Concubine Xuan is actually more conservative in real life, and she suddenly stopped marrying five years ago, and many fans feel very sorry.

"I can't imagine that it's been five or six years, and there are still people who remember me." The fourth aunt sighed softly suddenly, sounding very embarrassed.

"I'll take it, Fourth Auntie, you won't be Concubine Xuan, right?" Su Jie was stunned and screamed in the team's voice: "This is not true, this is definitely not true, it scared the old man out of the hood!" ”

Hearing this, a group of friends were stunned, and the four gentlemen who had newly joined the gang were so frightened that they couldn't speak.

The fourth aunt smiled and said, "You are my husband's trusted friends, and I can't tell anyone about my identity." ”

"Wow, classmates, I'm drunk!" The stationmaster was instantly messy, and his voice was excited: "Niangniang, I only went to watch that palace fighting drama because of you!" Although you are only the female number three, you are a hundred times more brilliant than the female number one who pretends to be holy with a poker face, and the female number two who pretends to be cute all day long and thinks she is very cute! ”

"Really? Thank you. "The fourth aunt is very useful.

"Brother Decepticon, I adore you!" The second fat suddenly roared like crazy, and admitted his mistake with a very upright attitude: "I heard the fifth aunt say before, she didn't dare to imagine how powerful you were, and I haven't taken it to heart." Today I know, I was wrong, Brother Decepticon, I can't imagine what an awesome man you are! ”

"Come on, young man, the future is yours." Brother Batian typed very vicissitudes and encouraged a sentence.

"Brother Batian, no wonder Lang Ye said that he admires you very much, and I have also become your fan, can I teach my little brother a little experience?" The cannon is also in full swing, and he is full of curiosity about Brother Batian's method of picking up girls.

"Four words, hard work, struggle."

The simple four words of Brother Batian contain the blood and tears of half of his life, and the summary of half his life, which can be described as real gold.

Unfortunately, none of the young bear children in the team could understand the true meaning.

Zhen Lang returned to the dormitory, and when he heard the conversation just now, he felt more and more that Brother Batian was very inspirational. He had heard the story of Brother Deception "because of his dream", and he was the only person in the team who could understand Brother Deception a little.

At this time, Shui Mi'er sent him a private chat: bright moonlight in front of the bed.

Zhen Lang replied with a code word: Noon on hoe day.

The code passed, and Shui Mi'er entered the topic: "Did you hear the words of the fourth aunt just now?" ”

Zhen Lang: "I heard you." ”

Honey: "What do you think?"

Zhen Lang: "Brother Batian, he is worthy of being an example for me to learn." ”

Shui Mi'er: "Have you thought about finding a few aunts and wives in the future?" ”

Zhen Lang: "I didn't think that far, let's work hard first." ”

Shui Mi'er: "That's right, it's better to be down-to-earth, anyway, you have a third aunt and a seventh aunt now, don't worry." ”

Zhen Lang: "Strange injustices through the ages, I am not familiar with Brother Batian's third and seventh aunts!" ”

Honey: "Your thoughts are so evil, when did I say you had a story with them?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Then what did you mean just now?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "Wood, your third aunt is too fragrant, and your seventh aunt is too Yingying, didn't you say it last night?" ”

"......" Zhen Lang was full of black lines, expressing his disberiety: "The three of you get together and talk crazy, how dare I take it seriously?" ”

Shui Mi'er sent an angry chat emoji: "You turn around and scold us for being crazy women? You're dead! ”

Zhen Lang collapsed: "No wonder Gu Long Da said, never provoke three women who get together." ”

Shui Mi'er: "Did Gu Long say this?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Okay, in fact, he didn't say it, it's because I think it's more Gu Long's rush to say this." ”

"......" This time it was Shui Mi'er's turn to be speechless.

"It's all there, right? After going to the toilet, the intimate ones will stop for a while, watch the replay tomorrow when watching the news broadcast, and get ready to start! At seven o'clock in the evening, Su Jie's voice came, she pinched the time to greet everyone into the dungeon, and in the dungeon, the eldest sister always had a kind of enthusiasm that could inspire her teammates: "The buffs are all brushed, the priest brushes the physique, the mage brushes the intelligence, the knight loses the blessing, and Xiaode pats the claws." 1 for those who are there, 2 for those who are not ......"

“1…… Sister, how can you play 2 if you're not there? The stationmaster said weakly.

"If you're not there, you're still playing two, you say you're two or two?" Su Jie scolded with a little connotation, regardless of whether the stationmaster understood it or not, and continued: "Everyone is here, there are more new members today, let me briefly talk about it." The No. 1 boss play style is a little different from the ten-person mode, the opening 20 seconds, and if you can't stand it, you must open the life-saving skill. This 12-level low-key little nurse is invincible when she can't brush it up. This level 12 berserk battle has no life-saving skills, and Er Fat remembers to help her put on a shield. ”

"Brother-in-law, this female hooligan is so high-end, she even knows that I don't have a life-saving skill, and the berserker needs to be level 15 to learn a life-saving skill." Ye Yingying suddenly typed and sent a private chat.

"It's called high-end? You're too sitting, earthling. Zhen Lang likes to pretend to be unfathomable in front of the little queen of electric buttocks, and he also typed: "As a high-end conductor, being proficient in all professional skills is the basic skill." This also helps a lot with PVP, knowing that you know that you will win all battles, you have to learn slowly. ”

"Got it." Ye Yingying has rarely become very well-behaved and obedient tonight.

Next, the whole group enters battle mode and clears the mobs on the road.

With ten more new members, what kind of story will appear when you challenge the Nightmare Dungeon this time?

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[Well, let's talk about Lao Niu's real public WeChat account, remember to search for the public account, don't search for a person: niubi2099.]

・(To be continued.) )