At the headquarters of Penguin.com, 99% of the entire office building has been dimmed, except for one place, the sports department. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Penguin.com's big beauty "Li Zibing" is still in front of the computer, he did not hit the keyboard like other sports reporters to catch up with the script, but kept updating his Weibo.

"Sister Li, you're really right, I was wrong before the game, please accept my knee,"

Seeing the positive recovery one by one, Li Zibing's face finally showed a smile, in fact, just an hour ago, most people on the Internet were still scolding Li Zibing.

To put it mildly, she is brain-dead, and the ugly thing is that she was directly personally attacked, and "Bichi" or something basically swiped the screen.

The reason is also very simple, before the start of the match between the Chinese team and Iraq, Li Zibing was firmly optimistic about the Chinese team and predicted that the Chinese team would play a wonderful game away.

In the Internet era, working against most people is tantamount to looking for a squirt, but now the truth has given all trolls a slap in the face.

Li Zibing looked at the LCD TV on the wall not far away and felt very relieved, "Li Guo, well done." ”

At this time, the game has been played to 85 minutes, Li Guo is on the sidelines, the index fingers of both hands are in the mouth, and he keeps whistling, Li Guo is paranoid, he doesn't care how many the Chinese team can score in the end, but his side must concede zero goals.

Looking at Li Guo, who was sweat-soaked in shirt and greasy hair on the TV screen, Li Zibing not only didn't feel ugly, but felt that this man was so handsome, and they all said that serious men were the most handsome, and now it looks like this.

At this time, Li Zibing had a whim, tapped on the keyboard with both hands, and started a topic, she already has 1 million fans, and it is easy to start a hot topic.

"Which one would you most like to date in the Chinese national team?"

"Li Guo,"

"Li Guo,"

"Li Guo,"

……

For a while, Li Guo's name was almost swiped, and the second was Li Weifeng, and the third was Zheng Zhi.

What's more, some people directly called Li Guo, husband, not to mention, Li Guo and her husband's pinyin initials are L, G.

This is very similar to the later life, and many netizens on Weibo in the later life also shouted their husbands at every turn, "Husband, go home at night for Chinese New Year's Eve dinner,"

"Li Guo's husband ......"

Seeing this scene, Li Zibing regretted starting this topic a little, the topic on Weibo was easy to deviate, and soon, some netizens in Germany began to disclose Li Guo's colorful private life back then, although there were no photos, but it was said that he had a nose and eyes.

The game is over, the final score is locked at 5-0, the first game of the top 20, the Chinese team won an unexpected victory, Li Guo was reserved for a few seconds after the game, after shaking hands with the Iraqi coach, Li Guo could no longer hold back, turned around and hugged his players.

At this time, CCTV5's ratings finally surpassed CCTV1, which means that the ratings at the last moment of this game surpassed the Spring Festival Gala.

*****

CCTV Studio No. 1, the chief director does not forget the ratings in addition to his busy schedule, of course, he cares about the segmented ratings of the program, for the total ratings, he doesn't care too much, after all, is there anyone who doesn't watch the Spring Festival Gala on Chinese New Year's Eve?

After a sketch, the chief director took a look at the ratings, under normal circumstances, the segmented ratings of language programs are relatively high, but when the assistant reported the ratings, the director was stupid.

"Xiao Lu, you shouldn't be mistaken, how can Feng Gong's sketch be such a rating?"

Assistant Xiao Lu lowered his head, not daring to look at the director, "That's right,"

The director smiled angrily, "Unless more than half of the country is without power, you give me an explanation for such ratings, you say!" ”

"Director, there's no power outage, everything is normal, it's just ......"

"It's just something, say!"

"It's just that everyone has switched the table,"

"Haha, don't watch the Spring Festival Gala on Chinese New Year's Eve, turn the table?" The director thought it was funny.

But soon he couldn't laugh anymore, and only heard the assistant say: "Everyone turned the stage to watch the national football game,"

"The game of the national football team?" The director feels that his outlook on life has been refreshed several times today.

Xiao Lu simply said bluntly, "The national football team won in Doha, 5-0, and now it is the first hot topic on Weibo." ”

The director was completely stunned, thinking that he had just said that he would ban the national football team not long ago, what should I do?

At this time, the higher-level department called, "The program is doing very well, but according to the changes in the situation, now the higher-level departments have the latest instructions, the national football team won a big victory in Doha, and the CCTV reporter has already broadcast it live, and immediately connected to the Spring Festival Gala to give the people of the whole country a big surprise." ”

"Okay, I'll complete the task successfully,"

After hanging up the phone, the director was anxious and instructed his assistant, "Xiao Lu, you and Li Guo should contact each other and say more good things, everyone is an adult, and I think he will also focus on the overall situation." ”

A few minutes later, the assistant came back, and as soon as he looked at his expression, the director knew that it was not successful, "This Li Guo is really shameless, didn't he win a game?" Give me the phone and I'll call. ”

……

"Coach Li?"

After the phone was connected, there was a lot of noise at the beginning, and soon Li Guo didn't say a word, and the phone was cut off, it turned out that Li Guo had accepted the invitation of the prince of Qatar at this time and led the whole team to the upcoming dinner, which was to celebrate the prince's birthday.

hung up the phone without saying a word, the chief director was so angry that he slammed the phone hard, "Li Guo, don't let me see when you're unlucky." ”

After 10 minutes, the director looked at the ratings again and found that the ratings curve was still declining, "What's the matter, isn't the game over?" ”

The assistant replied: "Everyone heard that the national football team had won a big victory, and they all went to CCTV5 to watch the replay." ”

The director wants to cry without tears, and would rather go to the replay of the national football team than watch the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala, I C fuck you, Li Guo, there is no doubt that the 2008 Spring Festival Gala should be the lowest rated in the history of the Spring Festival Gala, and the director of this Spring Festival Gala will definitely go down in history.

Finally, Li Guyi remembered that when he sang tonight, the chief director and assistant were silent in the studio, and the other staff members also had no intention of fighting, everyone heard the news of the national football victory, the Chinese usually complain about the national football, but in fact, who does not want the national football to be strong, if it is not optimistic about the domestic ball market, will there be so many Chinese companies investing heavily in football?

"Xiao Lu, the meeting is over, let's find a place to eat, we have been working hard for half a year for this party."

Unexpectedly, Xiao Lu replied: "No, I'll make an appointment with my friends later, find a bar, and watch the replay of the national football game." ”