Chapter 17: Jerking off
"Can't you ease up the matter with Wuwukai?" On the plane, such a sentence came out with a smile and a cold smile, which startled Zhang Liang, who was making up for sleep.
Zhang Liang's whole person was not good, like a dog in the sun, "Brother, it's you who said, sleep!" Go to bed! But okay, can you not speak suddenly, I'm timid, please don't scare me! ”
Xiaoxiao took off the blindfold, put on her glasses and sat up to look at Zhang Liang, who was speechless, "Okay, it's all my fault, I'll ask, can't you ease up the matter with Wuwu?" ”
Zhang Liang shrugged, "Unless he admits to me." ”
"That's impossible!" Xiaoxiao lay down again, looked at the roof of the cabin, and when he lost his temper, he bowed his head and admitted his mistake? Obviously not.
"Sleep you are paralyzed, get up hi! Wake me up, you sleeping bird! Zhang Liang pulled up and smiled, isn't this fucked! How can there be such a person who wakes up others and runs to sleep by himself.
Xiaoxiao also twisted his hair irritably, and the day before yesterday was not worthy of Zhang Liang, he could only say that he did not have a bowl of water in this way, hey, how can people be like this now. "Why can't you forgive Wuwukai?"
"Should I forgive him? I grass! I almost didn't have anything to eat! The shadow is called good-tempered, TM didn't fight five or five when he came back, and I would have been fighting with him a long time ago, by the way, I ask you, if I fight with him at that time, who will you help? ”
"I really want to answer your ...... with six points" Xiaoxiao thinks that this question is really TM difficult to answer, just like the question on the Internet: If your girlfriend and your mother fall into the water at the same time, who do you save first?
Zhang Liang is a little unhappy, damn it, it's not easy for me to choose with Wuwukai? He Nima is not PDD, even if Wuwu Kai is the one who pulled you onto the road, but it is I who has accompanied you to the present! "Xiaoxiao, I'm going to put my words here today, if you don't explain this problem to me clearly, my friends won't have to do it!"
"I'll save you!" Xiaoxiao replied without hesitation, but at this time, only Xiaoxiao knew that now Wuwukai asked him this question in front of him, and he would answer without hesitation: "I'll save you." ”
It's not that Zhang Liang doesn't know Xiaoxiao's urine, but Xiaoxiao said it in front of him, Zhang Liang is still very useful, um! The children can be taught! "Brother, you sleep, I won't bother you."
Zhang Liang, who looked at Zhang Liang with a black line and was satisfied with his answer, was also speechless, "Don't you sleep, don't you buy something at home when you wait?" I feel embarrassed to go empty-handed. ”
Xiaoxiao's words directly made Zhang Liang laugh, "Hahahahaha...... Are you embarrassed? Who will believe this? Your skin is thicker than the city walls, and your discipline is smaller than a molecule! You're embarrassed, hahaha..."
"Don't laugh!" smiled with a serious face, "My skin is thicker than the city wall, and it will be breached!" My festival is smaller than the numerator, is it still different? ”
If you smile, Zhang Liang is a five-body throw in admiration! If this person didn't come out to play e-sports, but put him in the cross talk world to study for a few years, not to say that Zhao Benshan is as awesome, at least he must have the level of Dapeng! "If you're really embarrassed, go buy some cosmetics for my mom when the time comes, my mom will be happy."
"Is it okay for your dad to deliver wine?"
"My dad is not at home, Guangzhou, don't worry about it, it won't be wrong to ask you to send things to listen to me, if you think your face and discipline are okay, forget it."
"Y oh! When you say this, aren't you just forcing me to buy it? Xiaoxiao feels that she will not love anymore, what kind of friends are these, can you play happily together.
Zhang Liang smiled proudly, "One day a rich man told you to give you a house, according to Chinese etiquette, it is to shirk in every way, and then the rich man said, then don't give it away." Do you think I want to be such a humble person? ”
For Zhang Liang's words, Xiaoxiao still agrees, as the saying goes, "Confucius said: If you have a advantage, you don't take advantage of it, you are called a bastard, Lao Tzu said: Confucius is right." It's just that he's a little upset that he's becoming this wronged boss, hey, it's all face-saving.
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When I got off the plane, it was already half past four in the afternoon, and now I had just arrived in Wuhan, and if I got to Zhang Liang's house, I would have to take an hour or two to drive.
"Are you going to eat something now, or will you come to my house later?" My mom said I'd do it when I got back in the evening. Zhang Liang looked at the smile on the side, he was not very hungry now, and the snacks in his backpack did not move.
Xiaoxiao thought about it, but shook his head. "Let's go to your house and eat, don't you have snacks in your bag? Now use it to satisfy your hunger. ”
"Grass, you've been staring at the snacks in my bag all your life, right, on IG, and now too."
"Nima, who can I rob in IG? PDD, kids, gestures are more than what tonnage people! ”
Zhang Liang could only shake his head helplessly, he was careless in making friends! "Let's take a taxi back, take the shuttle bus and die slowly."
"Listen to you." It doesn't matter if you laugh, anyway, the fare is not from him.
Zhang Liang stopped a taxi nearby and got into the car.
"Where are you?" The driver asked eagerly in a native Wuhan dialect
"To AL." Nothing to say all the way.
More than two hours later, Zhang Liang returned to AL as he wished, but he didn't rush home, but went to the supermarket with Xiaoxiao to buy cosmetics. As for the family, Zhang Liang just called, and his mother is now starting to cook.
When he came to the cosmetics counter in the supermarket, Zhang Liang was not like in the past, what did the two men look like when they bought cosmetics in the past, especially with the smile of a lewd face.
But I don't want to laugh! Shame on you, huh? couldn't beat the two people and threw them together, so the pedestrians in the supermarket saw such a scene, where the two men pulled and pulled. Quite a few women lowered their heads and peeked from time to time.
"Okay, let's go together." Zhang Liang couldn't stand the eyes of those young women and aunts, so he finally compromised. Laugh at this person, everything else is fine, it's just too righteous! Even the disgrace wants him to go with him!