Chapter 36: One Day and One Night
"Cleaning? Baby Teemo, isn't your excuse too far-fetched?! ”
Li Jian clasped his hands around his chest, and looked at the little Timo who appeared with a playful expression, like that, the cold sweat on Timo's forehead broke out, he knew that in this situation, if Sister Ahri could still laugh, it must be about to explode with anger......
Timo knew that he was talking too much at this time, so he went straight to the point: "Teemo run!" ”
Li Jian was prepared, stopped in front of the door, and flew out with one kick, and little Timo was like a meat ball that was automatically sent to the door, and was kicked back by Li Jian's big foot from a long shot!
"It's over, it's over, the baby is planted this time, oh my mom, when did this Linghu sister have such a smart nose, this smell will smell herself, it's so scary!"
Little Timo was lying on the ground, looking at Li Jian who was approaching with despair, and just pleaded weakly: "Sister Ahri, be merciful, baby Timo still has to fight for you, don't ...... Ah, oh, oh, oh mom~~~"
The spirit fox can't bear to look at it anymore, it seems that Li Jian vented his frustration on the little Timo who hit the muzzle, hey~ A knife on the head of the color word, this Timo is really for the sake of 'love', if he doesn't want to strip naked, the spirit fox actually doesn't mind fulfilling Timo's little wish, but unfortunately, Timo is not peeking at Li Jian taking a bath, but peeking at the two of them 'love love', this spirit fox can't open one eye and close one eye!
An hour later......
Li Jian dragged out the fainting little Timo and called two medical staff to come and help.
"Miss Ahri, what's wrong with your little servant? Was this just run over by a train? A young nurse said humorously.
"Aha~ He participated in the battle before, because the level was too poor, he was beaten by the enemy, you guys treat him first, just tell me."
The two medical staff walked out with Timo who had fainted with disbelief on their faces, muttering as they walked: "How can this be a battle, this is completely ravaged, those invading armed men are not any special lovers, who would spend so much time beating a child......"
Li Jian turned around and closed the door, dealing with the dead Timo, Li Jian felt extra comfortable, well, the previous embarrassment was all cleared.
Linghu looked at Li Jian with a relaxed face, and said with a smile: "Sister Ahri, should we take a bath first?" ”
"Uh...... Sister Linghu, I'll ...... later. Later~ You must be merciful, I'll ...... I don't want to faint again......"
Linghu hugged Li Jian, pushed her into the bathroom, and slammed the bathroom door shut, and intermittent and indecent sounds began to come from inside......
A day later, Captain America and Tony Stark judged Loki's movements, and together they rushed to the location where Loki was about to activate the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, angry that Loki had attacked his lair!
Hawkeye Button, Tony Stark, Captain America, Natasha Romanoff, and Thor, who noticed that something was wrong, drove a fighter jet away from the aerospace carrier without saying hello to the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., poor Li Jian, who was ignored by this group of heroes......
In fact, Tony Stark came to find Li Jian, but was stopped by the angry little Timo, and in the face of Teemo, who had a blue nose and swollen face, Tony Stark understood very well and did not disturb Li Jian's private life......
Of course, even if everyone doesn't inform Li Jian, there is still an existence that always pays attention to this world so that Li Jian will not miss a big show!
I don't know how many times Li Jian, who fainted and woke up, lay on the bed weakly and delicately, and the prompt sound of the main god sounded very discordantly in his mind: "Classmate Li Jian, it's time to get up and do business, although that kind of thing is quite exciting, but you have to be temperate, right?" Even if you have a special physique, but if it's too much, it will affect your combat effectiveness to some extent, go and freshen up, and then continue, I'm afraid you don't have the physical strength to fight! ”
Li Jian opened his eyes in a daze and groaned in a low voice: "Lord God~ Boss, oops~ People are so tired now, what is so urgent, let me sleep, okay?" Yesterday, I was tossed by the spirit fox for a day and a night, and I didn't slow down......"
The spirit fox beside him seemed to have just woken up, hugged Li Jian and asked, "Who are you talking to?" ”
"It's not the main god boss yet, what did you say that I should get up immediately, and I have to fight, I have a problem walking now, fighting a yarn ......"
Linghu sighed, turned her head and continued to sleep, she was a little too excited yesterday, and she was also very tired at this time......
"Li Jian! I warn you that Loki is planning to rule the world, and if he succeeds, all your previous efforts will be in vain, and Loki has set his sights on you, and when he gains power, he will dig three feet into the ground and find you, and then re-control you and get revenge on you! How Loki will get revenge on you, you must know better than me! ”
Li Jian still looked so confused and lazy: "Lord God Boss, I've seen this movie, those Avengers heroes are very powerful, with their obstruction, Loki can't do anything, oops~ I really can't get out of bed now, wait until I recover and go to support them." ”
The main god was furious: "Nine-tailed demon fox! This world and the movie you watch are completely different things, I tell you clearly, this time there will be no nuclear weapons in the plot of the movie, which will be unscientifically pushed into the alien mothership by Iron Man, the movie is to increase entertainment, the real world, aliens will let such an obvious target bomb enter their mothership unless they are collectively brain-pumped!
The kind of ending you imagine can't happen in reality! You must immediately devote yourself to preventing Loki from unifying the world, or I will banish you to this world forever, and I don't know how long you can hide from Loki?! ”
"Uh...... Lord God, you're not kidding......"
"Did I ever joke with you?!"
Li Jian finally came to his senses and was scared awake!
If you are left in this world, you will have to face Loki's dead pervert every day, and it will be difficult for you to die!
Li Jian sat up from the bed with a wit, and subconsciously wanted to go down to the ground to wash, no way, it was a little too crazy yesterday, and the whole room was filled with a unique **** aura of the nine-tailed demon fox, and Li Jian had a slimy feeling on his body, and he was uncomfortable!
Li Jian lifted the quilt with bare feet, and the moment he got out of bed, his legs and feet were weak, and he sat directly on the ground!
"Sister Linghu blames you! Oops~ I can't stand up!! (To be continued.) )