Wounded. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It doesn't matter if a man or a woman is injured, it's a very sad thing.

However, in some specific situations, an injury can be a good thing.

Especially for male compatriots, when they are suddenly injured, they may be able to return with a beauty. There are often such scenes in movies, where the grassroots male protagonist heroically saves the United States and is beaten so that he can't take care of himself, and then the female protagonist sends the male protagonist to the hospital, and the two gradually develop a relationship......

The stationmaster lay on the hospital, ignoring the female doctors and nurses who came and went.

The reason why this slut is so innocent is because Yu Shasha accompanies him at the bedside.

In fact, his injuries are not serious, just take a tetanus compress and put some medicine, as long as the wound is not infected, it is not a big deal. One of the reasons why the stationmaster resolutely was hospitalized was that he was afraid of his police uncle since he was a child and did not want to go to the police station to record a confession. The second reason, of course, is that I am accompanied by a beautiful woman in the hospital.

"Give." Yu Shasha peeled an apple and handed it over.

"Hey, can you feed me?" The stationmaster harassed Yu Shasha and harassed him, and said cheekily.

"Your leg is injured, and your hand is not injured, why should I feed you?" Yu Shasha's ability to resist harassment is very strong.

"My heart hurts, and now I still break out in a cold sweat when I think about it." The stationmaster didn't speak this time, and said with palpitations: "Last night, it was almost a little bit, and that knife stabbed my buddy's little Ding Ding......"

"Who called you so stupid?" Yu Shasha scolded and scolded, and she also sweated for the stationmaster in her heart, and she was still scared when she thought about it. If a man is stabbed in that place, how will he survive in the future?

The stationmaster said weakly: "As soon as I see that you are in danger, I will be stupid." ”

"......" Yu Shasha was speechless, and her little face suddenly turned red.

The stationmaster said seriously: "I don't need you to repay me, just feed me an apple." ”

"You said it yourself, don't go back." Yu Shasha showed a mischievous smile, peeled off a small piece of apple on the spot, and said softly: "Open your mouth." ”

The stationmaster's eyes were moist, and when he bit the apple, he almost bit Yu Shasha's finger.

At this moment, his mood can only be described by a famous quote from the Glory Guild: I have never been so happy in my life......

Eating the apples fed by Yu Shasha one bite at a time, the stationmaster was intoxicated.

At this moment, his hard-pressed life finally improved a little.

At this happy moment, the stationmaster began to look at Shu and started a routine, and the output loop was slightly sharp: "Sasha, let me ask, what did you mean when you said I don't regret it, are you ready to make a promise?" ”

"Dream your big head!" Yu Shasha snorted, a faint flush on her face, and said in an unbearable tone: "Last night I experienced the craziest thing in my life, and I swear that I will never participate in such a dangerous thing again!" ”

"Well, I agree, I won't participate in such a horrible event if I am killed." The stationmaster took care of the beauty's emotions, and then became obscene again: "Sasha, did you really like that kind of obscene and shy game house before?" ”

Yu Shasha asked rhetorically, "Can't you?" ”

"Hehe, I haven't had the face to tell you the truth before, I'm afraid you'll look down on me and ignore me......" The stationmaster began to perform in his true colors, putting on a posture of "Kaizikong, playing with milk by force", and coaxed: "If you want to say something else, maybe I can't." But compared to obscenity, I think I'm still very skilled. ”

After a pause, this product became more and more awesome: "With the cultural heritage of thousands of Xiaohuangwen I have read, most people are not as obscene as me." But when I saw you, I was still very shy, and I didn't dare to talk to you before, and I couldn't find a topic. But now, I can responsibly tell you that the lewd and shy man you are looking for in the golden armor holy clothes is me! ”

Yu Shasha laughed: "When did I say that I wore the Golden Armor Holy Clothes?" ”

"It's not important." The stationmaster also burst out with confidence: "Anyway, the person you are looking for is me." ”

Yu Shasha was silent for a while, and said a little sadly: "I was deceived like a fool just now, and now I see that boys have shadows, classmate, how can you let me believe you?" ”

Stationmaster: "You don't have to believe me, why don't you give me a probationary period and test me slowly?" ”

Yu Shasha: "You want to be beautiful, how do I feel like I've been tricked by you?" ”

Stationmaster: "Give face, a one-year probationary period is enough." ”

Yu Shasha glared at him: "You are so shameless, you still want to be so long for a year?" ”

"Half a year, half a year is fine!" The stationmaster does not give up.

"Nope." Yu Shasha's attitude was very resolute.

"Three months, three months, right?" The stationmaster showed the indomitable Olympic spirit.

"I refuse." Yu Shasha sticks to the bottom line.

"Two months!" The webmaster bargains.

"I don't." Yu Shasha refused to let go.

"For a month, if you don't agree, I'll smear poison on my wound!" The stationmaster is out of the way.

"Fool, where did you get the poison?" Yu Shasha was not fooled, and hit the fourth master deeply, and then she relaxed: "Don't be so stubborn, my heart is very messy, and I haven't gotten through the anger from yesterday's incident, you let me think about it......"

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"Master Lang, you don't pay attention to it, don't you call me for such an exciting thing?"

In Zhen Lang's ward, the cannon was complaining violently.

"Yes, you didn't call me, it hurt my Chinese heart too much." Dynamic said with a sad face.

Zhen Lang: "I called you on WeChat last night, and you said that the door of the dormitory was closed and you couldn't get out." And the cannon, you didn't reply to me at all. ”

The cannon was speechless, but the movement was still struggling: "You didn't say anything, I knew that I came out to capture the imposter who was cut a thousand times, and I had to jump over the wall and jump off the building!" ”

Zhen Lang: "Come on, I believe you over the wall, the second master will break his leg if he climbs over the wall......"

"Day, I don't talk and lie down?" The second fat face is green.

When I was a freshman, the lights went out in the dormitory, and the four animals of 301 suddenly wanted to try to go out and play over the wall. They jumped from the second floor, went to the fence on campus, and the story continued. Zhen Lang, Dynamic, and the stationmaster all climbed the mountain wall easily, but the second fat, who weighed 200 pounds, couldn't climb up alive or dead, and repeatedly did jumping movements under the wall......

Later, Zhen Lang and the three of them used their strength to eat milk, and only then did they push the second fat to the wall. As a result, the second fat thing was still not angry, and when he jumped out, he almost broke his leg...... Since then, no one has found Erfat to climb over the wall together.

"By the way, what's going on online right now?" Zhen Lang asked.

"It's the same way, those trolls don't know that the real murderer has been caught, and they will hack you to death one by one." Er Fat said, showing a lewd smile: "What the president and the eldest lady mean, don't worry about it for now, let those beam-jumping clowns make trouble, and our guild will also take this opportunity to sort out internally to see which people are reliable and which ones are not." After the police announce the truth, they should be on the news again, and see how swollen those trolls' faces are. ”

Zhen Lang smiled: "Okay, I like this face-slapping routine." ”

Er Fat: "Big boss, you take care of your injuries, let's go see the fourth master." ”

"Don't go." Dynamic disagreed: "Fatty, are you biao, the fourth master finally made some progress with Yu Shasha, and you are going to be a light bulb for Mao?" ”

Er Fat: "The boss and Sister Xiaomi live in a two-person world, don't we also be light bulbs?" You see that Sister Xiaomi has been waiting at the door for a long time. ”

Tian Ji, who was silent, spoke: "Lang Ye and Sister Xiaomi are both old husbands and wives, are you still afraid of your light bulb?" ”

"Makes sense." Erfat was convinced.

"Come on, you all go back." Zhen Lang looked at this group of sluts with a smile, and said: "I can't hold the mouse with my right hand for the past few days, the second child, you go to my account to do daily work, and by the way, help me ask the president for a leave, I can't participate in this weekend's activities." ”

"No problem, just leave it to me."

After the herd of animals left, Honey Honey entered the ward.

"Don't put up with it, pretend to be an iron man, just call it out if you want to." Honey's lines were very sharp when she came in.

Zhen Lang immediately bared his teeth and grinned, revealing an expression of pain.

The webmaster is what looks serious, but it's actually not serious.

Zhen Lang is the opposite, it doesn't seem serious, but it's actually a bit serious.

Ren Qiyue's knife last night opened a hole of more than ten centimeters in Zhen Lang's right arm. The short-sleeved shirt he wore last night didn't have any obstacles to cover up, and he was really stabbed. At that time, Zhen Lang only cared about beating Ren Qiyue after being stabbed, and did not find anything abnormal. After he finished beating, his face suddenly turned pale, and his entire arm was covered with blood, no matter how you look at it, it was the rhythm of excessive blood loss.

Sure enough, after being sent to the hospital, the diagnosis came out, and Zhen Lang's condition was much more serious than that of the stationmaster.

Now his right hand moves casually, it hurts so much, if you play a game and hold a mouse, not to mention the pain, it will aggravate the injury. The doctor advised him not to use his right hand for a week, preferably without chopsticks.

In front of the brothers just now, the big boss pretended to be an iron-blooded real man.

At this moment, as soon as the animals left, the idol brother was immediately revealed.

"Look at your bared teeth, is that exaggerated? I really want to take a picture of what you look like now and make a meme. Shui Mi'er gloated for a while, picked up a pillow and cushioned it behind his back, then opened a thermos box, and said: "Sit up straight, this is the chicken soup that my sister boiled according to the recipe on her mobile phone, I tasted it, the taste is okay, you must finish it today." ”

Zhen Lang tasted it and complained: "Is this still passable?" ”

Honey: "Is it that unpleasant?" ”

Zhen Lang: "No, it's so delicious, I didn't find you so modest before." ”

"Are you Xiong Da or Xiong Er, stealing honey, your mouth has become so sweet?" Shui Mi'er's face also seemed to be smeared with honey, showing a sweet smile: "Don't do it in the future, I'll feed you." ”

Zhen Lang's routine is completely different from that of the stationmaster: "No, I don't move my right hand, it's no problem to hold a soup spoon in my left hand." ”

"So you are a piece of wood, and the fourth master is smarter than you!" Shui Mi'er ruthlessly despised the big boss.

"Fourth Master, the animal who helped Maltai pick up soap with his retarded mind, when did he become smarter than me?" Zhen Lang expressed dissatisfaction.

"When I passed by his door, I saw Yu Shasha feeding him apples." Honey broke the news.

"So awesome?" Zhen Lang smiled, sincerely happy for the fourth master.

"Don't ramble, be honest, open your mouth obediently, the soup will splash on you in a while, don't blame me." Shui Mi'er looked fierce, fed Zhen Lang another mouthful of soup, and her tone suddenly softened: "I know, you tried to stand in front of me last night, you are more stupid than the fourth master." (To be continued.) )