Xiao Qiang was already dumbfounded by the cute girl's actions.

This cute girl really hung up the sky, and really took out two big meat buns from her chest, which really brightened the blind man's eyes.

The little girl is already invincible!

After the meat bun was taken out of her chest, the cute girl's cup shrank rapidly, which made Xiaoqiang completely relieved.

This pair of murder weapons is so fatal that it can almost make a man's eyeballs out, and it is still safe to take it out, otherwise if you encounter a small ruffian who does not have long eyes, it is very likely that you will directly use the milking dragon claw hand.

"Mengmeng, why do you have to bring the meat buns...... You know the fake is better than the real thing. Xiaoqiang couldn't help but say.

it! After a long time, this little girl rubbed the master's arm with a meat bun, and the little monk of the master was almost about to sing a song, he meowed!

"Hmph, I know it's not as good as Sister Xue'er, I brought meat buns just for breakfast." The cute girl bit her lip and said, "I haven't eaten breakfast yet, so I bought two big meat buns for breakfast." ”

After saying that, she ordered a cup of hot coffee, and began to eat meat buns with the help of hot coffee.

Xiaoqiang was dumbfounded.

It's the first time he's heard of such a strange reason for breast enlargement.

Watching the cute girl eating steamed buns, Xiaoqiang could feel that the other party was puffing up, and glared at him after eating a bite of meat buns, as if she was not eating meat buns, but eating herself, a big living person.

Xiaoqiang felt that cold sweat was about to flow out, what does the cute girl mean by showing this kind of eyes?

This discordant scene made Lin Xue'er almost laugh and hurt her stomach, and she couldn't help but lie on the table and slam the table, making a giggle laugh.

The proprietress of the coffee shop also noticed this.

Suddenly, the intellectual proprietress also smiled dumbly, and opened her red lips slightly.

Several customers in the coffee shop were also stunned, looking at the cute girl who was drinking coffee and nibbling on meat buns in disbelief.

The cute girl turned a blind eye at all, and the oil she ate with her small mouth was drinking coffee and nibbling on the meat bun, looking super discordant.

While Xiaoqiang was watching this strange scene, the cute girl suddenly opened her mouth full of oil and asked, "Brother Xiaoqiang, you and Sister Xue'er ran out early in the morning, you shouldn't have had breakfast." ”

"Uh, I really forgot to eat while chatting." Xiaoqiang nodded.

He was busy chatting with Lin Xue'er just now, and he really forgot to call early.

"I can't eat this meat bun, just give it to you, take it!" The cute girl stuffed another big meat bag over.

"Uh, no, no, no, I rarely eat such greasy things in the morning......" Xiaoqiang immediately wanted to excuse himself when he saw the big meat bun, but Lin Xueer kicked his calf on the table and gestured with his eyes.

"Ahem, I'll eat, I'll eat." Xiaoqiang immediately understood and no longer refused.

The cute girl's slightly frowning brows were immediately unraveled, and then she watched Xiaoqiang eat the meat bun with great interest.

"This meat bun tastes really good, it's delicious!" Eating and eating, Xiaoqiang also felt that the taste was very good.

I unknowingly ate this big meat bun.

"Brother Xiaoqiang, how does it feel?" Zhang Mengmeng asked with a smile.

"It's delicious, it's delicious." Xiaoqiang wiped the greasy corners of his mouth and replied.

"Do you know what kind of minced meat it's made of?" Zhang Mengmeng asked with a smile.

"I don't know, this meat is delicious, what kind of meat is it made of?" Xiaoqiang asked.

"Human flesh." Zhang Mengmeng replied immediately.

Xiaoqiang almost didn't squirt out the coffee he had just drunk, and almost shot Lin Xue'er in the face.

"Mengmeng, you little brother Qiang was teased like this, he just ate something." Lin Xue'er could only admonish.

Zhang Mengmeng stuck out her tongue in the dark, revealing a wicked smile.

Just then, the overclocked TV in the café turned on.

The proprietress looked at the game, and the picture that appeared on the TV stunned everyone present.

I saw a large group of square dance aunts dancing on TV.

The dance steps, the writhing, the steps, the frictional rhythm simply blinded the eyes of everyone present.

There was also a voice humming on the TV, rubbing rubbing, it was the devil's pace, I rubbed, rubbed......

Poof!

Seeing this scene, Xiao Qiang really shot out the coffee he had just drunk in his mouth.

Because the dance danced by the aunts on TV is the devil's dance he danced.

Zhang Mengmeng and Lin Xue'er opened their mouths wide, and they were completely stunned.

"Dear audience friends of the game, I believe you have also seen it, now the devil dance created by zombie Xiaoqiang has become popular across the country, and has gradually become a trend, now not only square dance aunts are dancing square dances, even kindergarten children will also dance devil dance......" host Xiaocang impassionedly explained.

As soon as the picture turned, the camera appeared in a certain kindergarten, and the children in the kindergarten were also twisting their butts and dancing the devil's dance, looking cute and cute one by one.

The camera turned again, and a group of people in prison uniforms appeared, they were also dancing the devil's dance, followed by the patients of a certain mental hospital also dancing the devil's dance, and then there were a few giant pandas with twisting their necks and buttocks......

the groove, the groove! Poof, poof, poof!

Seeing this, Xiaoqiang couldn't wait to squirt three sips of coffee in a row.

This Nima is too exaggerated, although the master is famous all over the country, there is no need to play like this.

You know, the master's devil dance is an artistic crystallization, I can't imagine that now in the streets and alleys, both people and animals have learned the master's stunts, so the master will still play a hairy life?

"I didn't expect the zombie Xiaoqiang to be so powerful, a strange dance, and it was known to the world." Lin Xue'er couldn't help but say.

"This zombie Xiaoqiang is amazing, he defeated the Eight-Nation Alliance by himself, he is really a big hero." Zhang Mengmeng looked at Xiaoqiang with admiration.

Those big eyes sparkled, like two stars, and Xiao Qiang was embarrassed to see it.

What the hell does this little girl want to do?

When Lin Xue'er saw this at this time, she couldn't help but say: "This zombie Xiaoqiang is powerful, but it's too yellow and violent, I really want to see what kind of person this person is in reality." ”

"What kind of person does Sister Xue'er think zombie Xiaoqiang should be in reality?" Zhang Mengmeng asked deliberately.

Lin Xue'er thought about it, and finally suddenly focused her eyes on Xiaoqiang, and said with a smile: "I think that zombie Xiaoqiang and Brother Xiaoqiang are quite similar, it really feels like it." ”

Nani! Goddess Lin was aware.

When Xiaoqiang heard this, the chrysanthemum tightened, and he couldn't help but look at Zhang Mengmeng.

Damn, little girl, are you sure you didn't confide in your sister about the master's secret?

Zhang Mengmeng blinked, shook her head, and hurriedly denied it.

"Okay, now it's time for us to talk about business, Brother Xiaoqiang, when will you be able to take me to play the game and teach me the game skills?" Lin Xue'er asked with a smile.