Chapter 3: Dress-up

"Are you kidding? Sister Ahri, don't you like Zhao Xin so direct? No, I remember you were a virgin, and I still have some research on this, hehe. ”

The two Linghu smiled into a crescent moon with their big eyes, and said to the embarrassed Li Jian.

"Sister Linghu, I thought it before, and now I~ I feel that it is better to have no man......

What an accelerated poke, close to a stab, to hell with it! Grinding tofu is the purest! ”

Li Jian looked at Linghu's playful smile, and simply let go of his temperament, and spoke without concealment......

Timo asked with a cute expression: "Sister Ahri, you speak so profoundly, what does it mean to grind tofu, and how to 'touch' it?" Babies need to learn too! Ah~~~"

Li Jian directly kicked little Timo, who was pretending to be stupid, and flew away......

She found that the more the Timo ball was kicked, the more 'smooth' it became!

Just as Li Jian and Linghu were laughing, the voice of the main god flashed in Li Jian's mind again: "Chosen Li Jian, if you want to have fun in this rest world, instead of being treated as a rare species, it's best to disguise it, well, thanks to your previous contributions, you have completely escaped the rookie stage, and I can disguise you for free in the future, can you start?" ”

Disguise?

"Lord God Boss, will the humans of this world still be hostile to me?" Li Jian touched his big soft tail and asked unwillingly.

"It's not hostile, but you just walk down the street like this, and you're guaranteed to have N cameras and cameras pointed at you, and then the next day, your big picture will be published in all the New York Times, and then on the third day, you'll be called in by the special department to help with the 'work', I wonder if you're happy with these treatments? If you like, you don't have to pretend! ”

……

"Okay, let's disguise, I'd rather be a wanted criminal than a 'panda'!"

"Well, I personally suggest that your clothes should be changed as well, rest assured, just change the appearance, the automatic cleaning function is still there, although it is not as strong as the original clothes, but the camouflage is enough to use!"

"Lord God, Boss! Do you even have to change your clothes?! I'm used to it! ”

Li Jian retorted with some annoyance.

"Oh, you don't have to change if you don't want to be a cosplay or a magician by New Yorkers, but I estimate you've a 90 percent chance of making headlines! In this case, you are still the 'giant panda' in your mouth, hehe. ”

The main god seemed to have eaten Li Jian......

Linghu looked at Li Jian, who was unhappy, and asked curiously, "What's wrong with Sister Ahri?" Did your boss give you a task? ”

"That's not it, after all, this is a rest world, he didn't even set a time limit for me, and said that I would have fun, but ~ he asked me to disguise and change my clothes......"

"Oh~ What a big deal, change it, your retro outfit is really incompatible with modern society, when I first met you, I thought you were an antique, hehe~ It's a pity that those nine big fluffy tails, hey~ I lost another fun......

When Li Jian heard this, he immediately said to the main god efficiently: "Immediately disguise, well, the tail must be removed!" ”

"Well, start changing clothes, don't be surprised, if you are not satisfied, you can continue to adjust, as your boss, I am still very humane, who called me an employee like you?"

Li Jian heard that he could adjust it at will, not only did he not have the slightest feeling of happiness, but he also had an inexplicable sudden feeling in his heart, according to the principle of the god of this pit, the better it is for you, the more pit he will do next!

Airplanes~

A burst of white light flashed, but there was no phenomenon of stripping naked, but the tail disappeared, the ears became smaller, and the clothes on the body were changed to ......

Timo's eyes were quite sharp, and he rushed over directly at an accelerated speed!

"Wow, great love! Bikini!!! Sister Ahri, you are so good, full of benefits, the baby is so happy, the baby's little liver is fluttering, about to pop out, the baby is sure and sure, this is the heartbeat feeling, Sister Ahri hug me, your bikini is simply ......"

Bang!

This time, it was the spirit fox who kicked Timo off......

"Ahri sister~ You're not mistaken, you're going to go shopping on the street in a bikini? Are you planning to cause a traffic accident? Or do you want to provoke a few more hooligans for you to practice? Tsk~ Why didn't you find you so open before? ”

Li Jian's expression was first dazed, then crimson, and then ......

"Lord God, you, the old lady knows that your tone is not good! Immediately! Right away! Instantly! Give me a change of clothes!! ”

"Cut~ It's really not aesthetic, don't you think you're beautiful in this bikini? This is the ...... I've found that best accentuates your ******** figure."

"Lord God, shut up! Give me a change of clothes!! ”

Little Timo didn't know where the strength came from, and once again accelerated from a distance: "Don't change!" Sister Ahri, you don't know, you're a work of art right now. ”

This time, Timo learned well, and did not rush directly to Li Jian and Linghu, he stood far away, his little eyes were about to turn into red hearts, look at the top, look at the bottom......

Airplanes~

Before Timo could finish his observation, Li Jian changed his costume again......

And then......

Burst~~~

Baby Timo fell to the ground with blood spurting blood from his nose, and muttered happily: "So beautiful ~ good breasts ~ good ......" A series of good so-and-so accompanied by two streams of blood slowly 'flowed out'.

Li Jian blushed with her right hand covering the top and her left hand covering the bottom, she was naturally not naked, but ......

Well, the bikini was replaced with a nipple patch, and the following is also ......

Li Jian was about to cry, there was still a 'man' in Timo, and the main god this guy directly gave himself a ......

"Lord God Boss, you are really my 'boss', can you please change me to the most conservative one? I was wrong, I won't say that you are old and indecent in the future, you are the most 'serious' in the whole world......"

"Oops~ Li Jian, I'm embarrassed to say that, okay, I'll change you to a more conservative one, hey~ Your request is really so much, in exchange for it, I'm still thinking that if you pick me again, I'll give you a 'human photo' directly, well, that picture must be very beautiful!"

Li Jian is powerless to complain, her current energy is all about how to cover up her huge murderous department, hey~ I don't know if my hands are too small or my own is too big, why can't she cover half of it?!

Timo Jr. has fallen completely......

Airplanes~

Li Jian has changed his costume again!