Early morning.

Sitting on the toilet, Zhang Xiaoran looked at the man who suddenly broke into the bathroom, and his consciousness was a little trance.

Although they have lived together for three years, this is the first time that a similar situation has happened, which also makes her very inexperienced in coping.

However, when he saw that the other party had already begun to pick up the canned foam placed on the sink and apply it to his face, Zhang Xiaoran felt that he needed to remind the other party of his existence a little.

"That...... I mean, that bubble ...... It should have expired. ”

"Oh? I don't think it's a problem to make do with it. ”

With a haircut that was clearly a mess of rolling around on the bed, the man unconcernedly smeared his chin with slimy white foam before grabbing the spatula that he set aside.

"The ......"

"This one has expired too?"

“…… No. ”

Zhang Xiaoran tugged at the hem of the large striped shirt on his body, trying to cover his smooth thighs and lower body.

Well...... Of course, the scraper will not expire, but what Zhang Xiaoran wanted to say just now was...... The spatula she usually uses to shave her armpit hair.

It was obviously too late to discuss this topic now, and seeing the man shaved his not lush beard and expired foam cleanly, and rinsed his hair and face with cold water, Zhang Xiaoran finally couldn't help but speak again.

"I ...... I'm going to the toilet. ”

"Don't worry, I didn't peek."

In the mirror, the man winked at her crimson cheeks, and then shook his wet hair in a dashing manner, and the cold water dripped down her thighs, making her feel excited.

It wasn't until the man walked out of the bathroom without hesitation that Zhang Xiaoran, who had been clamping his legs, finally breathed a sigh of relief, and was slightly happy in his heart, but he was annoyed for no reason.

Really, this guy really doesn't think of himself as a girl, huh?

Just before she could relax and the sound of the water stopped, the sliding door of the bathroom was slammed open again.

"Oh yes, toilet paper was brought to my room yesterday to use...... Well, you can make do with this first. ”

Before the words fell, Zhang Xiaoran only saw a crumpled ball of newspaper flying accurately between his thighs.

"Also...... Actually, I just remembered a question. ”

Looking at Zhang Xiaoran's pretty face, which was already red, the man smiled a little embarrassedly.

"That scraper...... You can't be the one you used to scrape underneath, right? ”

"Get me out!"

Syllable!

The crumpled ball of newspaper made a precise trajectory and landed where the man had stood a second before—now, of course, with the sliding doors that had been re-shut.

"This damn scoundrel!"

Zhang Xiaoran, who was huffing, sat back on the toilet and sulked again, until half an hour later, the man's voice came from outside the bathroom again.

"Hey...... You can't be on tuba, right? Is there enough paper? Do you want me to rub a few more balls for you? ”

……

Pulling up the underwear hanging on the crook of his knees, Zhang Xiaoran, who stood up, took a deep breath, walked out of the bathroom with his head held high, and glared angrily at the man who was already eating instant noodles while staring at the female host of the five sets of "E-sports Fengyun" programs in the center of the TV.

She secretly decided...... When today's business is done, use a spatula to scrape this guy's mouth!

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“…… Okay audience, I have introduced to you about the third anniversary of the new version of the new version of the update content, at the same time, more new game content also needs players to explore and find in the game, so next, let's connect with the front reporter, to see the new version of the opening at this moment, players hot and unstoppable enthusiasm scene. ”

As the most authoritative and official e-sports program in the DPRK today, the theme of today's program of "E-sports" is the hottest at the moment, and it is also the three-week commemorative theme of the official operation of martial arts online games that have swept the country and even the world.

It was also on such a day that the game operator Hongtu Company announced at the same time that it would open a new expansion pack and a new school on the same day, overwhelming publicity, third anniversary activities, and CCTV's theme report, which also made the new and old players who were already very popular fall into a new round of madness.

The Hongtu branch in Donghai City has been full since early in the morning today, and in addition to the old players who originally came to participate in the celebration of the third anniversary of the operation, there are also many new players who have come to buy holographic virtual consciousness control equipment.

And the expatriate reporters of the "E-sports Storm" column were also on the scene at this time, randomly interviewing these enthusiastic players.

"Excuse me...... How many years have you been playing? Which school did you choose in the game? ”

"It's been more than two years! I'm from the Wu-Tang Clan! ”

……

"May I ask this friend, have you ever participated in the Huashan Sword Debate?"

"No...... I just started playing this game last year, but this year, I think I'll be able to do a great job in Huashan Sword! ”

……

"This friend, I just heard you say that you are a veteran player who has been working hard in the rivers and lakes since the closed beta, as a veteran player, do you feel the charm of traditional Chinese culture in the world?"

"Of course! I believe that anyone has the dream of becoming a hero, and this dream of mine has become a reality in it! ”

……

After interviewing several people in succession and getting satisfactory answers, the female reporter made a summary to the camera.

"Okay...... I think that the words of these players just now also represent the voices of many players, bringing us not only a new era in which the game industry of the Celestial Empire leads the world, but also many players who have been able to realize their childhood dreams, crisscross the rivers and lakes, and experience the traditional culture and customs of the Celestial Empire...... So next, let's move on to a random interview with a few new players who are waiting in line here to buy gaming equipment. ”

The female reporter with the microphone quickly selected the next group of interviewees - a man and a woman who looked like a couple.

Of course, the pair of interviewees was chosen not simply by chance, but because of ...... The man in the "suspected couple" had already stood behind her and waved his hand to the camera for a long time, so he almost jumped over and shouted "Choose me, choose me, choose me".

"Hello, I'm a reporter from CCTV, excuse me, are you buying game equipment with your boyfriend?"

Out of a certain bad taste mentality, the female reporter's question was asked by the woman of the two.

“……”

was sulking because of someone's morning actions, and as soon as Zhang Xiaoran looked up, he saw the black hole in front of him.

Faced with the female reporter's question, she was stunned at first, but quickly came back to her senses.

"He's not my boyfriend."

"Ah...... I'm sorry. ”

The female reporter smiled knowingly.

"So, what is the relationship between the two?"

“……”

Zhang Xiaoran glanced at the man beside him who had already disguised himself as a modest and obedient form.

"I'm his agent."

"Huh?"

The female reporter's eyes lit up suddenly.

She didn't expect that it was just a random interview, and she actually interviewed a combination of "suspected star and agent".

"So, may I ask, are you two here to buy game equipment?"

While asking a question, the female reporter looked at the big boy with unkempt hair next to Zhang Xiaoran, trying to distinguish the identity of the other party from the appearance characteristics, but unfortunately, Rao is a reporter and she is also well-informed, but she failed to find a celebrity in the impression who matched the slightly raunchy male in front of her.

"Yes."

Zhang Xiaoran nodded, and his big eyes also followed the gaze of the female reporter and glanced at someone beside him.

According to her thoughts, he may not want to expose himself to the camera and public opinion too early, but, to her surprise, when the female reporter asked the next question, he took the initiative to answer.

"Have you two never been in contact with each other before?"

"Nope."

In the shot, the big boy with slightly messy hair but an extraordinarily sunny appearance smiled slightly.

"I've been playing since the closed beta stage."

"Huh?"

The female reporter was slightly stunned by this answer, but immediately, the quality of a reporter made her organize the following language.

"So...... Are you buying gaming equipment for your agent this time? ”

"No, it's me."

“……”

At this moment, both the female reporter and the cameraman behind her were confused by this big boy who didn't look familiar.

An old player who claims to be "playing in the closed beta phase", but has not come to buy Qunxia game equipment until now?

"I want to ...... You must have delayed enjoying the game because of something in real life or work, right? ”

“…… Well, I'm a professional gamer myself. ”

"That ......"

The female reporter suddenly began to regret that she had chosen the interview subject in front of her in a momentary heat.

"That'...... So what is your reason for...... What about giving up halfway through but choosing to return on this memorable third anniversary? ”

"Ah...... Actually, I'm here today because I have one more thing to do besides buying gaming equipment. ”

Under the gaze of both the female reporter and the camera, the big boy showed a somewhat embarrassed smile.

"I'm ...... today I'm here to unblock my game account. ”

Unblock your account?

The female reporter was stunned.

The photographer behind her was stunned.

Including the new and old players who were trying to steal the spotlight on the side, they were all stunned the moment they heard what he said.

Account bans, in today's era of binding personal identity information to game accounts, are undoubtedly the most severe punishment for players.

And the big boy in front of him, who looks extremely sunny, for what reason was his account banned?

At this moment, both the female journalist herself, and all the viewers in front of the TV, generated an unparalleled curiosity.

"I can take the liberty of asking...... Your account ...... Why was it banned? ”

"Hmm...... That's why. ”

The older boy scratched at his messy hair.

"Probably...... Some people can't get used to seeing me too good. ”

That's really ...... Incomparably arrogant statement.

Almost instantly, all those who heard this sentence had almost unanimous judgment in their hearts.

Banned accounts just because one person is too powerful? Not to mention that in today's era of online game standardization, even in the past few years, in that period of the darkest era of online games, no one would be ...... for such a funny reason

"Huh?"

Just when the female reporter was about to give up the interview and leave, the photographer behind her suddenly bumped her back and signaled her to continue.

Although she was a little unsure, the female reporter immediately thought of the next question to ask.

"So...... I can venture to ask...... Do you have a character name in the game? ”

"There's nothing to hide, and everybody will know about it soon."

The corners of the big boy's mouth curled slightly.

"My character in the game is named ...... Sanctimonious. ”

Sanctimonious......

Sanctimonious?!

If the moment they heard this name, most of the players who entered this area after the official open beta one year were still a little confused, at the same time, those veteran players who were so old that they started the game since the first year of open beta, closed beta and even closed beta have grown their mouths uniformly!

Sanctimonious! It's actually sanctimonious!

As long as you are a player who participated in that stage of the game, there is no one who does not remember the name! No one will forget the glory of the passage written by him, which can be recorded in the memorabilia!

In fact, even if this name has disappeared for a long time in the three years since then, there are still many players who can recall that year, at the top of Huashan, the Taoist sanctimonious won the first place of the five unique spirits!

After that, when Dao Sanctimony disappeared, many senior game critics deeply regretted that this may be a big loss for the professional gaming industry, after all, Dao Sanctimony showed a crushing power at the beginning, which has surpassed an era!

Now, when this self-proclaimed "sanctimonious" big boy talks to the camera, revealing the amazing inside story of the disappearance of the year, many people have long been unable to sit in front of the TV!

As for the female reporter herself, she may not know what the name means, but she can feel the fiery light radiating from the eyes of the photographer behind her, who is also a veteran player, and the veteran players around her.

Therefore, she soon realized that this unexpected interview might be a shocking news, and her keen professional sense of smell also made her ask the last and most critical question.

"So...... What would you like to say to your former friends and acquaintances at this moment? ”

"This ......"

The smile that had been on the big boy's face suddenly disappeared.

"There are a lot of people who may not want to see me back, but I still have to say it...... I waited three years for this opportunity, not to prove that I was better than others, nor to regain what I had lost......"

With that, he paused slightly, staring at the camera lens in front of him with a serious expression.

“…… That's right! I...... It's to come back and take revenge on society! ”

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