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"A master, a master, really a master."

In a double dormitory in the girls' dormitory, a short-haired girl wearing a small white hood and a small white inner room, but not wearing any other clothes, sighed at the computer screen.

This scene can remind many hardcore gamers of a few pictures that were once smash hits in the gaming industry, and the girls in those pictures are sitting in front of the computer in such costumes, slashing games.

"Scoundrel, can you put your clothes on?"

Shui Mi'er, who was making a mask in a nightdress, couldn't stand it anymore and reminded her roommate.

"What are you afraid of, you are still worried about cattle breaking into the door at night." Su Jie stared at the screen without looking back.

"That's not good, can't you have a longer memory? The last time my dad came to see me, you didn't wear any clothes in broad daylight, so people didn't know how to explain it to my dad. ”

"Accidents, how many times have I said it, that time it was an accident. I forgot to close the door that day, it was a pure accident. Su Jie laughed twice, and coaxed: "I just locked the door, and I can't even fly in." You see, I closed the curtains, and even if the animals were using binoculars, they couldn't see the show. ”

"I'm really convinced, even boys aren't as addicted to games as you are." Shui Mi'er was quite helpless, and asked again: "By the way, don't you play the number of the Sword of the King?" What a pity it took so much effort. ”

"Don't play anymore, the Sprinkle family has found god-like teammates, and one day I will get a medal."

"God-like teammates? Is he really that good? Honey was not convinced.

"You've also seen the video of the game I recorded, to see what the old man has been abused by him? If he can maintain this level, let alone amateur competition, he can be considered a good player among professional players. Su Jie's eyes lit up, and she said excitedly: "Also, I really didn't expect him to be not only powerful in PVP, but also in PVE...... Girl, come quickly, Lao Wei will let you understand what is a picture and a truth. ”

Shui Mi'er leaned over and saw a copy of the data on the official website.

In the magic, players open any dungeon, and the data will be synchronized to the game section of the official website.

The official website data in front of you is as follows-

Server: Telecom Zone 2 Nirvana Reborn.

Related Dungeon: Brave Dungeon.

Clear Team: 1.

The whole time of customs clearance: 17 minutes and 13 seconds.

Boss battle time: 15 seconds.

Boss Damage Stats:

Mr. Lang, 495, second injury 33.

Dynamic day, 186, seconds hurt 12.4.

Daytime stationmaster, 162, 10.8 seconds.

You who come to the orangutan, 120, 8 seconds injured.

Chen Erfat, 37, 2.47 seconds injury.

In addition to the damage data about the boss, there are also damage data for the whole process, various healing data and damage taken data, which will not be listed one by one for the time being.

"Oh, I see. This is the data that was just launched yesterday, right? His team was the first to open a dungeon in the new area, and got the first achievement of the server you wanted? "I have been with Su Jie's roommate for four years, Shui Mi'er has never eaten pork and seen a pig run, and I understood what Su Jie meant when I looked at the page.

"Insiders look at the doorway, laymen look at the excitement. Female donor, you only know one thing, but you don't know the other. Su Jie's face was full of vicissitudes, and explained: "Polishing your eyes and taking a look, the time for them to put down the boss is only 15 seconds, which is a very good record in the old area." Also, the boss has a total of 1000 points of blood, and the master alone defeated 495, almost half. Do you know what a 33 second injury means? ”

Honey: "What's this, isn't your knight able to hit a hundred points of second damage?" ”

"Nonsense, that's my data after the level 10 transfer, and I have a good set of equipment." Su Jie glanced at her best friend very entangledly, and explained: "On the day the new area opened, his data is simply a man of One Piece...... Sister can responsibly tell you that even a professional gamer may not be able to play such gorgeous statistics as his. ”

Shui Mi'er intuitively felt that something was wrong, and made a whole sentence in English: "So? ”

"So, I can't catch big fish with a long line. There are a lot of people who follow him on the forum, in case he is taken by a professional team and asked him to go on trial, wouldn't that sister lose a lot? Su Jie said, and suddenly stared at her best friend tenderly: "In order to avoid long dreams at night, the little woman can only strike while the iron is hot, so she has to use Plan B." ”

"No, I hate your Plan B the most!" Shui Mi'er's expression was very panicked.

Su Jie comforted: "Don't be afraid, although that master is a little arrogant, my sister can see that his nature is not bad." ”

"Aren't you talking nonsense, we are a vibrant university here, not a prison, and there are people all over the place who are not bad in nature." Shui Mi'er was even more frightened, and asked again: "Since he is so arrogant, how can you stand it?" ”

"If a master is not arrogant, can he still be called a master?" Su Jie was straightforward, and a little gloating: "Having said that, it doesn't matter if I can't stand him or not, the key is that you can stand him." ”

"you, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk! Your plan B, every time I use a beauty trick! Shui Mi'er was angry, and her originally soft voice became indescribably indignant: "What plan B is going to use, you go by yourself, and I won't be fooled by killing me." ”

Su Jie's face was sad: "I also want to go out in person, but that animal is not interested in my model, and actually has no reaction to my nirvana [True Two-dimensional Cute and Cute Beautiful Girl's Voice]." Maybe I'm not his cup of tea, so ......"

Shui Mi'er insisted: "There's no so, you can figure it out yourself." ”

Su Jie clasped her hands together and said pitifully: "Female Bodhisattva, be merciful." ”

Shui Mi'er couldn't cry or laugh: "I've sent mercy several times, in order to help you, others have scolded me for green tea behind my back." ”

Su Jie: "Why bother with those slings that are sadder than long-tongued women, men who understand you naturally understand you." A man who doesn't understand you, you go your own way, leaving him with no way out. ”

Shui Mi'er: "It's easy to say, I'm not as oily and salty as you, and I can't care about other people's opinions, do you think I'm a god of the South China Sea who has a heart like water?" ”

"Nanhai Shenni, not necessarily like water, the private life of nuns in the ancient books is very shameful......" Su Jie learned to be rich and made a very strange argument: "In this way, you should not give him a chance, just give yourself a chance." ”

Shui Mi'er was stunned: "How can I give myself a chance?" ”

Su Jie was kind and seductive: "Do you think, what if he is the man in your mind who steps on colorful auspicious clouds and wears golden armor holy clothes?" Maybe when you see him, you think he's the one you've been waiting for for years. ”

"Sister, what about me as a three-year-old child?" Shui Mi'er was completely unbewitched, and sighed lightly: "The good men in our school are either out of the closet, or they have a master." The inspirational brother I told you last time is so touching, he took the college entrance examination three times, studied in high school for five years, and persevered for a girl for seven years. If I had known that he belonged to our academy, there would be nothing wrong with that girl. ”

Su Jie made a suggestion: "Otherwise, you help me this time, and I will help you snatch love?" ”

"Go, I'm not as immoral as you." Shui Mi'er categorically refused, and said: "I heard that the inspirational brother finally got together with his sweetheart, and he found a lifetime of happiness, why should I go to destruction?" ”

Su Jie was very dissatisfied: "You gossip all day long, these useless things, can't you gossip about the things in my heart?" ”

Honey: "What else can you have in your heart besides games?" ”

"I can't have some ideals and pursuits in my heart? In order to fulfill that wish, I have hung up eight subjects, do you think I am easy? When Su Jie said this, she seemed to be really crying.

"You wouldn't have failed on purpose, would you?" Shui Mi'er twisted Su Jie's rotating computer chair to face her face, then held her face and asked softly, "Silly girl, you look into my eyes and answer me honestly." Do you not want the job arranged at home, and you want to fulfill your wish by the way, so you deliberately repeat it for a year? ”

Su Jie was furious: "No matter how verbose you are, believe it or not, I immediately took away your chastity?" ”

"Don't change the subject with me, don't I know you?" Shui Mi'er suddenly became very strong, hating iron and steel: "You said that you are not stupid, just to win a bronze medal for the amateur competition, as for it?" ”

"You just have long hair and short knowledge, do you know what faith is?" Su Jie stroked her short hair, the body wearing a small hood and a small Nene, as if blooming with a kind of light, as if an angel shrouded in a halo of holiness descended to earth, her voice made people believe that some people in this world are really firm in their beliefs: "In my heart, the game is a kind of faith." ”

Honey was silent.

There are always people in this world who believe in something that is not understood by the world, and such people cannot say how correct they are, but they cannot say how wrong they are.

After a long time, Shui Mi'er slowly spoke: "Do you really believe that he can help you get a medal?" ”

"I believe it!" Su Jie said loudly, "For so many years, I have wanted to find a few good teammates to fulfill my wish." You also know that none of the Star Luo team can beat me, but they are already the best in the school, and they have tried their best in the past few years. I didn't have any hope, my parents told me to go to work without a diploma, and yesterday I almost promised my mother to go to that company, but something happened to be so coincidental, I just happened to meet the livestock. ”

Shui Mi'er couldn't cry or laugh: "I'm really convinced of you, let's say okay first, this is the last time to help you!" ”

"Really?" Su Jie was moved to tears, stood up and hugged her best friend tightly, and made a vow: "Female Bodhisattva, in the next life, I would like to incarnate as a stone bridge, blown by the wind for five hundred years, and beaten by the rain for five hundred years." In this life, I would like to become a vibrating egg, an electric rod, or anything, as long as you are happy......"

"Die!" Shui Mi'er's little face turned red, and she pushed Su Jie away with all her might, and scolded: "You can't stand it for five minutes, and you'll be a female hooligan all your life!" ”

"Hehe, let's do something like a female hooligan, shall we?" Su Jie smiled wickedly, and thought about it beautifully: "Where should I go to start Plan B, KTV?" Cafe? No, these places are a little high-end, too cheap for those few livestock? ”

"How many?" Shui Mi'er was startled and said in a panic: "Why are there a few more animals all of a sudden?" ”

"Look at you, you're scared, there is a monk like Lao Qu who has practiced the seventy-two stunts of Shaolin Temple to escort you, what are you afraid of?" Su Jie snorted disdainfully, and analyzed: "That master's tsundere index is a bit high, if you ask him out alone, the intention is too obvious, maybe he can see through this beauty trick." But his three roommates are all obscene otaku, and my sister can hold it completely, didn't you see the evil eyes of those three animals staring at me yesterday......"

"Are you trying to fool his three roommates so that they can't find the north, and then ask them to blow the wind in their ears and win over the master?"

"It's a heartthrob, you know the mind of a man best." Su Jie nodded her thumbs up, and suddenly sighed a little: "I can't go to a small high-end place, and my economic situation is a little nervous this month." ”

"This month? Which month are you not nervous? If I hadn't taken care of you at the end of every month, you'd have starved to death. ”

"How can it be so easy to starve to death? At most, he will fall into the dust and make a living by laughing. Su Jie suddenly slapped her head and said excitedly: "Yes, my sister is going to have a dinner party that is in line with the spiritual outlook of contemporary college students, tonight we will call those animals to eat six yuan Malatang at the back door of the school!" ”

Shui Mi'er almost fainted: "you, you can go for six pieces of spicy hot, and I won't go if you kill me." ”

"You see, you have too many worldly prejudices in your head." Su Jie pondered for a moment and made a final decision: "That's it, let's go eat barbecue." Well, it was so happily decided. ”

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