Chapter 316: So You're Such an NPC

"I don't know where to go, the relationship between the bandits and the government here is too complicated, we have offended the bandits, so we can only leave first."

Mu Xin was also a little embarrassed, he was just a craftsman, and he just wanted to reach the peak of the refining avenue in this life, but he was unexpectedly targeted by the thieves and left his hometown, which was really helpless.

Mu Wan said coquettishly: "Is there no royal law in this world?" The bandits colluded with the government, and no one cared about them, so can we only be human beings? Brother, if you go, I won't go, it's a big deal that I'll fight with them! “

Yun Ji glanced at her, Heart Dao girl, you look good, don't stand in the way of your brother, brother is now committed to abducting your brother.

He was about to prepare some speech, but a fat woman rushed over, and when she saw Mu Wan wearing a phoenix crown, she immediately screamed.

"My dowry, this is my dowry. How can you wear my dowry! ”

The chubby woman was Aunt Ji, she crossed her hands on her waist, with a posture of a fierce woman scolding the street, pointed at Mu Wan and spat: "You little goblin, if you look down on you, you will know that you are a scourge, a prodigal who hooks up with three or four, you say, you wore my dowry, did you worship with the bandits?" You still claim to be a scholar, haven't you learned not to ask yourself if you are a thief? Yes, you're in the same league with the thieves now. ”

"Aunt Ji, you misunderstood!"

Mu Xin frowned when he heard this, but he still patiently explained, "Mu Wan was caught by thieves on the mountain, tortured, and forced to worship the church, but fortunately she was rescued by this son. Aunt Ji's dowry was also brought back by this son, and she was about to take it off and return it to you. ”

"Phew, if it weren't for your little fairy sister looking like a vixen, would the thieves be able to keep an eye on her? If I hadn't been eyeing her, how would my dowry have been snatched away? All in all, it's your fault, and you have to lose money. ”

Aunt Ji is fat, but she is very lively and spicy when she quarrels. Mu Wan couldn't talk at all when she was scolded, Mu Xin sighed, bowed her head and admitted, "How much do you have to pay?" ”

Aunt Ji was overjoyed when she saw Mu Xin admit it, but she didn't give in at all, and the lion opened her mouth and said: "This is the dowry that my mother gave me when I was a girl, and I have never used it, and I will be compensated at least 100 gold!" ”

Shrimp, Aunt Ji, are you still Yun Ying unmarried? You don't have a husband, how can you raise yourself to such a round and beautiful state?

Not only Yun Ji, but even a group of NPCs all looked sideways, especially He Yun, who couldn't help but laugh when he thought that the dowry that his father had snatched was actually an old virgin.

"100 gold, how can I have 100 gold, Aunt Ji, you don't want to slander people!"

Mu Xin was finally annoyed, he was originally a big iron man, and this voice roared, and the NPCs in the village came out to see what happened. Mu Xin said angrily, "Fellow villagers, please give Mu Xin a witness, Aunt Ji said that her dowry is worth 100 gold, isn't this slandering?" ”

A group of NPCs opened their mouths to blame Aunt Ji, and Aunt Ji was angry, and suddenly said something hurtful, "Why, you saw that this Mu Wan looked like a fox, so you came to stand up for her, right?" I tell you, Mu Wan has been eaten and slept by the thieves on the mountain, and God knows how many wild men there are, if you are willing to wear broken shoes, then go and wear them! ”

"Woooooo

Mu Wan was insulted like this, she couldn't help it anymore, and hid in the blacksmith shop with her face covered.

"You fat, what nonsense!"

Mu Xin was so angry that he grabbed the fat aunt's shirt, raised his fist the size of the bowl, and opened a dye shop for her face.

"You fight, you fight, what kind of ability are you bullying me as a woman!"

To everyone's surprise, the fat aunt was probably too scared, but she became hysterical, she roared, white spit splashed in her mouth, and she looked like a deep resentful woman, but the words she said were heart-wrenching.

"You really have the ability, so you went up the mountain to find the thieves who caught your sister, one by one, this is called courage."

"If you really have the ability, you should go to the dog officials in the official mansion who eat dry rice and ask them why they are unwilling to send troops to save people, this is called being responsible!"

"If you really have the ability, you should start a family as soon as possible and make some examples, not to scold me as a woman here!"

Yun Ji was almost applauded when he heard it next to him, this Aunt Ji is really a fucking talent, scolding people is one after another and reasonable, overwhelming and reasonable, it is really high!

Yun Ji even began to wonder if even this Aunt Ji should be abducted together. Being a security supervisor in the territory, or a person who implements policies, is definitely a nuclear weapon that should not be underestimated!

Na Mu Xin was also shocked by Aunt Ji's scolding, and unconsciously let go of the hand that grabbed Aunt Ji's collar, and muttered, "Is all this my fault?" ”

Aunt Ji escaped, and wanted to scold a few more words, but she was afraid that Mu Xin would go crazy and beat her, and secondly, she was accused by the onlookers, and her face was a little unbearable.

Yun Ji saw it in his eyes, and his heart was happy, this Aunt Ji was really his own gospel, originally Mu Wan was a little hypocritical, Mu Xin was a little proud, and he was stirred up by Aunt Ji, and now there is nothing wrong with him. Hehe, according to the needs of the system's plot, it's time for my brother to make a move.

"Aunt Ji go slowly!"

Yun Ji paced out, stopped in front of Aunt Ji, and said with a smile: "Aunt Ji, I have already found your dowry, and please ask Aunt Ji to give me the promised reward." ”

Aunt Ji rolled her eyes and said angrily: "I haven't troubled you yet, did you give my dowry to that fox girl?" You also have a share in this matter, and you have to lose money! ”

Yun Ji glanced at her, and saw that she was still messing around and unreasonable, and immediately relieved, because in Yun Ji's plan, he was also not reasonable.

He said slowly: "Aunt Ji is not willing to give compensation, and it is up to you." He Yun, go back and talk to your father, next time you come down the mountain to find this Aunt Ji and see what good goods she has at home, if it is really not enough, I will rob this Aunt Ji as well, and then make a warm bed maid for the groom in your cottage......"

He Yun was born as a thief, he is the most clever, and he is the best at doing such a thing of fox and fake tiger power to oppress civilians, who still doesn't understand what Yun Ji means, so he immediately stepped forward and looked at Aunt Ji twice, and said with a serious face: "The lord doesn't know, we came to the village to kidnap people that day, it was this Aunt Ji who did it, otherwise how could we easily take Miss Mu Wan away?" Please also ask the lord to let this Aunt Ji go, so that the next time I come to kidnap people, I will have something to use to do things! ”

He Yun's words were extremely sincere, and even Yun Ji had to believe that it was true.

This black cauldron is very black, once it is detained, even if Aunt Ji's life in the village ends early, no one can trust a person who hooks up with a thief, such a person, everyone can be punished.

Yun Ji's face became more and more approving and thickened, but in his heart he secretly slandered, okay, He Yun, you kid is only a teenager, and he is so bad, I didn't expect you to be such an NPC, my brother should be careful in the future, don't be deducted by you in the end, and be hunted down by the government. (To be continued.) )